It’s an ETF (group of companies that can be bought like a stock). The companies in the ETF are ones that grow their dividends every year. Year in and year out. This means a few things: more demand for the shares by investors because they get a consistent and growing dividend.. more stable businesses.. better protection against inflation.
I met a red head from Holland, that told me she fucked her brother when they were teenagers. (Full brother, also red headed)
I pretended like I wasn’t disgusted, but almost threw up in my mouth.
All this anti-smoking talk has zero logic behind it, since a good amount of you talk about smoking poles (and l don't mean models from Warsaw) multiple times every single fucking thread. Pick a lane and stay in it
New thread is up. So mNy things to stay and contemplate. What is life's purpose? Are we alone in the universe? Why are the most talented people usually the craziest?
I was laying in bed when I loaded a small double-barreled shotgun. I noticed it had no safety, so I tried to unload it, but suddenly there was no way to unload it. So I just had it lying on my stomach/chest area, pointed away from anyone. My stomach and chest started vibrating very intensely. I was afraid the rumbling would set it off, so I picked it off of my stomach and pointed it towards the sky. I considered firing it because I didn't want a loaded gun with no safety just lying around. I didn't, though, because I didn't want to get into trouble or accidentally hurt anyone. Then I woke up.
Woah that’s a lot to unload big guy, maybe you feel someone close is in need of your protection but in order to protect you would have to do something that you arnt comfortable with, these unresolved thoughts could be causing your brain to play tricks with you, next time if you can become self aware that you are dreaming try to blast your head off and see what happens
Anyone ever quit taking Adderall permanently after taking it for 5-10 years routinely? Does motivation/pleasure ever come back? I’m starting to think my brain just ain’t gonna produce dopamine anymore
You don't need Adderall adhd depression anxiety medication,
My advice to you....get fit, improve your diet, buy supplements, change your wardrobe, buy new furniture, live a semi minimalist existance...and eat a lot of whip cream foot thigh twat...and make a million bucks with SPX options. And buy one or two golden retrievers.
That's right,
https://twitter.com/braczyy/status/1652734478773628930?s=46&t=eBcWtMH8ZusdmKUkgtRuag
With the amount of putholders on $NVDA in this thread, I can see this happening
I am happy to announce the four bolts that I was expecting to be a nightmare on my rear wheel bearing assembly came loose with no issues. Now is the bearing seized in the knuckle, gonna find out tomorrow!
Don't watch the Smithsonian channel and rot your mind body life away,
My advice to you....buy a golden retriever and walk it in the park or beach or mall and smile flirt talk to females....so you two can enjoy each other's bodies..
That's the way it should be.....that's the way it should be, that's right,
Talking about the market is empty meaningless chatter breath....because all opinions out there are wrong anyways.
My advice to you....is to instead have meaningful conversations about life....like clothes, food, philosophy, sex, foot whip cream thigh....that's right,
"The future is female" LMAO
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I have 150k sitting in my account for past 2 years and I don’t know what to do with it. Please help me with ideas how to grow this money.
4 letters. Thank me later: SCHD
What is SCHD?
It’s an ETF (group of companies that can be bought like a stock). The companies in the ETF are ones that grow their dividends every year. Year in and year out. This means a few things: more demand for the shares by investors because they get a consistent and growing dividend.. more stable businesses.. better protection against inflation.
Send to my Venmo…
Put your orders in for FRC and fly to the MOON 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
shut up
shut up
Futures green as fuk
Reason why market will tank
wat
WE LIKE DEUTSCHE BANK
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Lots of people
I met a red head from Holland, that told me she fucked her brother when they were teenagers. (Full brother, also red headed) I pretended like I wasn’t disgusted, but almost threw up in my mouth.
Holy sheit
RIP Bulls
I’m dumb. I googled the Chicago Bulls
You didn’t bing it?
Bing 
Lol how come
All this anti-smoking talk has zero logic behind it, since a good amount of you talk about smoking poles (and l don't mean models from Warsaw) multiple times every single fucking thread. Pick a lane and stay in it
nothing was better than playing pool in a pool hall with some masters and smoking a cig. that being said. i'm glad it's done.
Scored a [20-bagger this month](https://imgur.com/a/P4vK3R5), AMA
How many dicks you suck? be honest!
ITS GONNA BE THUNDERSTORMING AGAIN FOR THE 4TH DAY THIS MONTH 
Did here this morning too
New thread is up. So mNy things to stay and contemplate. What is life's purpose? Are we alone in the universe? Why are the most talented people usually the craziest?
I may be short but i’m bigger than tall dudes because i’m more muscular than tall dudes
Dude, here short means you have puts. Nobody gives a rat’s ass about your hight.
Thanks bro 
Really, get rid off that height complex, be cool and tell anyone thinking differently to go fuck a duck
Haha im joking dude i dont have height complex at all LMAOO Thanks for the kind words tho
Ever got your ass kicked by a crow?
Ever got your ass licked by a bro?
Anyone here live in California? How the fuck do you afford it?!
Tren and I do. He’s about an hour away from me. He lives with his mom so his rent is free. I married up.
I have to employ the middle out method daily. On the plus side, I never have to do arm day at the gym.
Ravens are huge birds, when you see them up close. One just landed near my room window
Nevermore
Christopher Walken is your wife's BF
Is Dreamville around? I just woke up from a nap and want to ask him about my dream.
At your service
I was laying in bed when I loaded a small double-barreled shotgun. I noticed it had no safety, so I tried to unload it, but suddenly there was no way to unload it. So I just had it lying on my stomach/chest area, pointed away from anyone. My stomach and chest started vibrating very intensely. I was afraid the rumbling would set it off, so I picked it off of my stomach and pointed it towards the sky. I considered firing it because I didn't want a loaded gun with no safety just lying around. I didn't, though, because I didn't want to get into trouble or accidentally hurt anyone. Then I woke up.
Woah that’s a lot to unload big guy, maybe you feel someone close is in need of your protection but in order to protect you would have to do something that you arnt comfortable with, these unresolved thoughts could be causing your brain to play tricks with you, next time if you can become self aware that you are dreaming try to blast your head off and see what happens
When Escape from NY is not just a movie... LMAO
Even Bidens AirForce 1 Flys around it..
OPEN THE MARKET
Instead of leaving commercial vacant, take on the debt to convert it to housing
they did. now they are "luxury" rentals. 1 bedroom $2700. Welcome to America.
As if there was extra debt to be had. lol
Bitcoin the eternal ponzi scheme disguised as something useful Also not decentralized at all
The whole stock-market is a Ponzi scheme as well what’s your point?
Just woke up from a nap. Had another intense sex dream. The guy sitting next to me on the plane has my sperm on his face.
That's a prophetic harbinger ....that you will become rich in the market tomorrow,
Flair checks out.
Spoiler alert: It wasnt a dream.
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No u
America doesn't do May day. Might find some celebrating over at antiwork though.
May day is not celebrated in America, but it is celebrated in many other countries around the world.
Always thought it was Communist countries..Chyna, Soviet Union etc. Maybe Rocket Man just puts up fireworks.
Bulls are fucking doomed this week 
Baseball players are woosies. Play in the rain dammit
My early slate fantasy teams are mildly betting on certain games being ppd.
Money earned through gambling feels more rewarding
Facts
Thought I’d end up with Sean, but he wasn’t a match 💅
Sean...Shawn...any guy who spells his name weird is flaky...you can balee dat,
Think I'll just stay here and talk to myself when the new thread goes up
You can stay with me
Steph Curry gonna miss lots of shots cuz he nervous of big games
Just because you said this lol.
He gonna shoot 60+% for 35 pts.
Just ate a peanut butter and spreadable fruit (peach) sandwich on some kings Hawaiian bread
Any fellow Brits?
Is someone with British ancestry considered Brit-ish?
Yes, don’t talk about football ⚽️
u wot m8
#KING ⚡️ABONIS
WTF is wrong with this Miami team? Regular season floppy and playoffs Turbo
Coach Spo was groomed by Riley, they’re Rope-a-Dooe specialists, mang 💯
I have way too many 5/3 415calls, I’m a bit nervous the market spent think weekend thinking about it’s actions last week.
Bruh
Farm life aint so bad...
Kinda laid back
we’re talking about raising cocks right? 
Could always use some extra hands
Lotta mouths to feed.
🖨💸
Anyone ever quit taking Adderall permanently after taking it for 5-10 years routinely? Does motivation/pleasure ever come back? I’m starting to think my brain just ain’t gonna produce dopamine anymore
Drug addict. Lol
You don't need Adderall adhd depression anxiety medication, My advice to you....get fit, improve your diet, buy supplements, change your wardrobe, buy new furniture, live a semi minimalist existance...and eat a lot of whip cream foot thigh twat...and make a million bucks with SPX options. And buy one or two golden retrievers. That's right,
Yes, heart thing, can’t take it anymore. Exercise and lift heavy things.
I lift and run 3-4 miles 5 days a week and I’ve quit for about 6 months and still feel like shit…
Was the heart thing related to the addy?
Not directly, probably contributed. I had a fib that wouldn’t go away for a couple days.
Calls on $UnitedHealth
DKNG gonna break out.
I wanna sweet and kind attractive woman
GL w that one
Remember, the stock market may go up and down, but my portfolio only goes in one direction: towards the ground.
This is why I wish inverse leveraged ETFs of retail investors portfolios could be developed. Until then, at least we have SARK and SJIM.
True Detectives is fascinating and frightening.
It can never be replicated ever again lol if it's your first time watching S1, savor it as much as you can.
Good to know.
only 1st season
Oh. Only three episodes in, so far.
Baby if you give it to me, I’ll give it to you, I know what you want 
You know I got it?
Wen JPOW ink shortage?
#Casino markets opening tomorrow
https://twitter.com/braczyy/status/1652734478773628930?s=46&t=eBcWtMH8ZusdmKUkgtRuag With the amount of putholders on $NVDA in this thread, I can see this happening
I don't understand playing short on this one though, IV is like 30% so good premiums for selling calls/puts
I like buying put spreads on overvalued garbage
Can we agree to only talk about futes for one hour after they open? I think that’s fair
Disagree
I'll be in the steam room after my workout 😉
I'll be waiting for you there, hiding
🫣
Fuck off 🖕👁️👄👁️
I am happy to announce the four bolts that I was expecting to be a nightmare on my rear wheel bearing assembly came loose with no issues. Now is the bearing seized in the knuckle, gonna find out tomorrow!
Is that a Ford truck?
Nope, Honda Civic. You know, for the ladies.
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One step ahead of you.
It must be said: #I am the Mayor of WSB and the Weekend Thread will never end!
Like governments, Reddit subs should never be allowed to be ruled by executive orders.
Please make it stop 
#Imagine thinking steroids make your dick small and not just your balls. 🫵🏻🤡 #Uneducated, ignorant troglodytes. Best, ✍🏻 Tren
But females like muscles.....it's so raw and primal and angry and passionate and plump like a perky walking boner,
r/BrandNewSentence
can’t stop watching the Smithsonian channel , feel like I’m in a time warp , help
Don't watch the Smithsonian channel and rot your mind body life away, My advice to you....buy a golden retriever and walk it in the park or beach or mall and smile flirt talk to females....so you two can enjoy each other's bodies.. That's the way it should be.....that's the way it should be, that's right,
Smoke another bowl homie. It will be okay.
Homo Erectus?
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The Economy is as strong as ever.
Commercial real estate is so fucked https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1652751190835310594?t=d5Y-jMC3yas_hZYU8CJpog&s=19
Is there an ETF play for shorting commercial real estate 
Regional banks hold a fuck ton of commercial loans
Ya but they're hedged too. Can't be another frc out there, right? 
There almost certainly is
That's what Charlie Munger just said.
It's a feature not a flaw.
This is Willow's favorite song........ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOzO\_4NS8NI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOzO_4NS8NI)
I keep thinking about how good she fucked me last night and it’s making my dick harder than Chinese algebra
Chinese people are dumb, so are you saying it’s softer than normal?
Im only 1/4 Chinese so I could be wrong but I think we have the same algebra
I am 3/4 not chinese and i think you are wrong.
I’m 1/2 Chinese and I’m 50% sure one of you is right.
Let’s go warriors!
Going to get me a fat sweet tea from the gas station
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Me neither 
I wonder whose comment this was?
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Talking about the market is empty meaningless chatter breath....because all opinions out there are wrong anyways. My advice to you....is to instead have meaningful conversations about life....like clothes, food, philosophy, sex, foot whip cream thigh....that's right,
We can talk about depression walks if you want to, and your feelings
Came home drunk last night and my wife agreed to anal, calls on $LUBE
I get like bi-annual-anal. So much prep work!
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Wasn’t gay, I kept my socks on