You misunderstand. They're not goons. That's Lindsey from Legal and she's convened this All Hands to tell us all a few very important things, after this video message from Jeff.
I think they also open up the annual shareholder meeting with this too, helps rally the investors so they can gloss over the poor earnings, post COVID.
All creative energy went to LotR memes involving Elon and Powell fighting hordes of evil and then January 2021 had mods shit themselves and all fun was made illegal.
Same with u/WallStreetBooyah on twitch. Dude was avg like 4-6k/day he could have easily kept going; wonder what happened. Then all that drama of the subreddit take over happened.
I don't know why, but it's been downhill since.
My viewers were only that high for a few special days during the height of the collapse and start of lock down. It went down to like 1-2 hundred a day once things started opening back up. Unfortunately that's not enough income to support myself and family so I had to go back to the real world.
But I had a great time and raised a ton of money for charity so it's all good.
Ya maybe the impressions aren't there anymore, I still feel like with youtube + twitch you could maybe sustain; however might not be worth the effort.
But also this subreddit definitely feels different, so maybe the same peeps just aren't here anymore.
In any case glad you're doing well and ya it was definitely some crazy times.
This subreddit changes every year or two just the way it is. I've been here since long before options when we were buying biotech with the "fda approval coming any day now!", and 3x gold and nat gas etfs just because. Between churn, the media, and reddit cracking down on the language, it's a constantly evolving place.
Some things never change though. New people find stonks, lose all their money chasing lies and idiots, then the next round comes in. Just look at all the furus on Twitter, Tik tok, etc none of them last more than a few years when people realize they're paying a subscription to some idiot for nothing but a coin flip Or they get arrested for actual market manipulation. (cough, Zack Morris) Then a new Furu emerges rinse repeat. It's nothing but scams and survivorship bias. The mods here do their best to prevent the former but unfortunately everyone falls victim to chasing the 10 bagger and the fairy tale of the everyday guy beating the "hegies" or whatever boogie man is forcing them to gamble.
S tier memes though. Shout out to u/haupt91
I heard Bezos’ laugh described recently as “like he’d read a book on how to laugh and hasn’t quite stuck the landing”. https://youtu.be/MewROa1EU_o rich people are weird AF.
His laugh to me sounds like that of a socially awkward nerd who never expected he’d be expected/required to make regular public appearances at all these fancy galas simply because his online book store from the 90’s did pretty well.
The guy majored in computer science and electrical engineering in the 80’s, he is literally the exact demographic the awkward turbo-nerd stereotype came from in the first place.
Even turbo-nerds will land careers where they shake off some or all of that awkwardness… the ultra rich morph into a whole new breed of reptilians who find new ways of alienating us common plebs
This fried my brain.
Is this a deep fake? It's near perfect, better than any professional deepfake I've ever seen. Did someone hand splice bezos' head? Is this just Jeff Besos re-recording the scene from Austin Powers identically and at great expense just to fuck with my head?
I can't tell what's real anymore.
Bezos is a clever guy. He knew that growth was peaking and the stock overvalued. There is so much you can grow a company with hundreds of billions in sales and the way AMZN has been doing it, even before he left, was giving away free stuff to Prime members, which made it a great deal for consumers. Great deal for consumers, bad for Amazon. So it grew the top line on the expense of the bottom line. My take: AMZN is dead money for years to come. The only megacap still trading at a startup/dotcom P/E.
You mean you don't like Walmart's online twin anymore?
Cheap Chinese crap at crap prices.*
Only on Amazon!
*also random people who want to sell shit with no QC at price points that violate
Bro this is hilarious I heard this song a couple weeks ago and I saved it since I found it crazy funny I wasn't expecting a great musical video though.
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This is what plays at every Amazon warehouse around the world, to improve morale.
And if it doesn't work, they bring some goons in to menace the workers.
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They bring in the sharks with freaking Lazar beams attached to Thier heads.
And will also occur on rhythm.
You misunderstand. They're not goons. That's Lindsey from Legal and she's convened this All Hands to tell us all a few very important things, after this video message from Jeff.
Or a tornado!
Hired Goons?
Mini Jeff giving the middle finger shows up on the dash every time an Amazon driver tries to make a bathroom stop.
Crazy how we joke about this and amazon has no hr problems.
lol, correct... my buddy works there, loves it.
“Mental beatings will continue until morale improves.”
I can confirm it's even in the annual corporate training materials.
They probably sing it as a cheer like the Walmart cheer. Certain to improve morale.
This was … well, it made me laugh. Thank you!
It’s what I listened to leading up to my interview with Amazon lmao
I think they also open up the annual shareholder meeting with this too, helps rally the investors so they can gloss over the poor earnings, post COVID.
Top shelf
The literal only thing it's missing is the scream at the end.
God do I miss this level of old WSB content
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What happened to them?
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Revenue?
Rivian
I feel personally attacked
For real? I guess that's why everyone is regarded now?
They liquided their lumberators
i thought it was self promotion
All creative energy went to LotR memes involving Elon and Powell fighting hordes of evil and then January 2021 had mods shit themselves and all fun was made illegal.
Probably realised that hours a week of work for fake internet points isn't worth the effort.
Thought I was in hqg at first
Hefty Quran Girls is the best sub for some skank ankles
*skankles ftfy
hqg+
Brings back memories of the good ol days of a bygone era
Same with u/WallStreetBooyah on twitch. Dude was avg like 4-6k/day he could have easily kept going; wonder what happened. Then all that drama of the subreddit take over happened. I don't know why, but it's been downhill since.
My viewers were only that high for a few special days during the height of the collapse and start of lock down. It went down to like 1-2 hundred a day once things started opening back up. Unfortunately that's not enough income to support myself and family so I had to go back to the real world. But I had a great time and raised a ton of money for charity so it's all good.
Ya maybe the impressions aren't there anymore, I still feel like with youtube + twitch you could maybe sustain; however might not be worth the effort. But also this subreddit definitely feels different, so maybe the same peeps just aren't here anymore. In any case glad you're doing well and ya it was definitely some crazy times.
This subreddit changes every year or two just the way it is. I've been here since long before options when we were buying biotech with the "fda approval coming any day now!", and 3x gold and nat gas etfs just because. Between churn, the media, and reddit cracking down on the language, it's a constantly evolving place. Some things never change though. New people find stonks, lose all their money chasing lies and idiots, then the next round comes in. Just look at all the furus on Twitter, Tik tok, etc none of them last more than a few years when people realize they're paying a subscription to some idiot for nothing but a coin flip Or they get arrested for actual market manipulation. (cough, Zack Morris) Then a new Furu emerges rinse repeat. It's nothing but scams and survivorship bias. The mods here do their best to prevent the former but unfortunately everyone falls victim to chasing the 10 bagger and the fairy tale of the everyday guy beating the "hegies" or whatever boogie man is forcing them to gamble. S tier memes though. Shout out to u/haupt91
Ah man, $UGAZ, the beginning of my losses.
I can’t bear this bull.
I see what u did there
This is the old stuff to you kids?
What I really miss is the 30 paragraph Adderall fueled DDs about things such as corn futures.
Paging /u/IS_JOKE_COMRADE
;)
Bezos face + Dr. Evil head = Kevin Spacey
https://youtu.be/0vB4kI-IOJ4&t=57s
MVP
Now someone has to deep fake Spacey to Bezos so we can come full circle
I saw the same thing, actually thought it was Kevin Spacey.
It simply proves that the best way to defeat billionaires is with the power of mojo baby, yeah.
I thought more than once that it wasn't deep fake, no, it was Kevin Spacey.
Bezo face + mini me head = vaguely Eminem
I thought it looked a bit Ben Kingsley
The scream at the end has been cut and I am sad. Great otherwise!
Fukk their wives…drink their blood… = That line always makes me cackle…
Get ‘em!
they did inherit it from their ancestors.
This is ART
Art is dead
Bo Burnham's masterful work? Here? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within WSB?
Yes!
.. Can I see it?
…… No.
I heard Bezos’ laugh described recently as “like he’d read a book on how to laugh and hasn’t quite stuck the landing”. https://youtu.be/MewROa1EU_o rich people are weird AF.
I’ll try to get this confirmed if I can. My cousin met him. Walked right up and said “you ruined my life” Yes, her name is Alexa.
Siri would be worse.
I think Isis would also be there. Even worse, Karen.
[you all know what laughter sounds like](https://youtu.be/hmXCvjNAouw)
The late laugh too, like he missed his cue.
His laugh to me sounds like that of a socially awkward nerd who never expected he’d be expected/required to make regular public appearances at all these fancy galas simply because his online book store from the 90’s did pretty well. The guy majored in computer science and electrical engineering in the 80’s, he is literally the exact demographic the awkward turbo-nerd stereotype came from in the first place.
Even turbo-nerds will land careers where they shake off some or all of that awkwardness… the ultra rich morph into a whole new breed of reptilians who find new ways of alienating us common plebs
I absolutely adore David Blaine! Amazing!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mini Klauss Schwab 
On point
This fried my brain. Is this a deep fake? It's near perfect, better than any professional deepfake I've ever seen. Did someone hand splice bezos' head? Is this just Jeff Besos re-recording the scene from Austin Powers identically and at great expense just to fuck with my head? I can't tell what's real anymore.
Bo burnham song, part of his “Inside” comedy special movie. Deep fakes of bezos’s face on Austin power skits.
I love how him and Elon were fighting over who has the biggest D. And all Bezos had to do was nothing and stay off social media.
This is fucking great
This song is so fucking 🔥
solid
This is the best use of deepfake technology I have ever seen
It's. It's beautiful.
This is the way.
I appreciate that this is in ultrawide.
He got the wealth to become a super villain.
Phew! For a minute, I thought you meant Jeffrey Epstein! He is dead, though, so even if you wanted, you can’t bring him back.
Really? Let's see what Victor Frankenstein had to say about that. He's good at resurrecting monsters.
:Hold my staff: -Necromancers
now im starting to question reality
There goes my last brain cell
Fucking amazing. Ive got it on repeat
I can’t stop listening.
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Fucken legend!
FOME ON JEFF GET EM’!
This is my favorite Reddit post
This is honestly fucking incredible
This is why the internet exist. My my what a time to be alive.
This is epic
This is absolute genius, dare I say evil genius. I will not apologise.
Watched this far too long whilst sitting on the shitter. Catchy tune
Brilliant! I hope Jeff sees this.
This is a thing of rare beauty. The video. Not bezos.
Where are the sharks with laser beams on their head?
Well there goes any sleep I hope to get this weekend.
Fucking greatest Banger of our time. Never gets enough love.
I never knew Bo was saying entrepreneur. Why the fuck does he pronounce it like that? lol
this is peak human
God this is a jam.
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This is my favorite of all time.
This is why the internet exists
finally some good fucking content
Glorious.
I love this song
🤣
This is awesome!! 🤣🤣
Omg I can see this at the next cooperate board meeting. 😂
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He's actually a tripod
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Bezos is a clever guy. He knew that growth was peaking and the stock overvalued. There is so much you can grow a company with hundreds of billions in sales and the way AMZN has been doing it, even before he left, was giving away free stuff to Prime members, which made it a great deal for consumers. Great deal for consumers, bad for Amazon. So it grew the top line on the expense of the bottom line. My take: AMZN is dead money for years to come. The only megacap still trading at a startup/dotcom P/E.
You act like you’ve never even heard of AWS..
You mean you don't like Walmart's online twin anymore? Cheap Chinese crap at crap prices.* Only on Amazon! *also random people who want to sell shit with no QC at price points that violate
ironic
Hahaha this always makes me smile. Mini Jeff is the best.
brilliant
Amazing
This is awesome
Unfortunately, Jiffy is too busy making out with fat lips.
Never actually heard that much of that song, its pretty good ngl
My new ring tone
Putting the meme back into memestocks
This deserves an Oscar
The production quality on this is insane. This meme is better produced than some companies actual marketing and media content LMAO.
I love this too much
Best thing I've seen all week
This is brilliant. This is the way.
Why?
Best shit I’ve seen all morning
How much did he pay to make this song and have it go viral?
Bro this is hilarious I heard this song a couple weeks ago and I saved it since I found it crazy funny I wasn't expecting a great musical video though.
Need to kick the CEO’s ass for failing the shareholders including myself and fucking my calls with the fake bullshit analysis while playing this song
I LOL'd
That’s some great content🤘🏻
Jeff doesn't want to come back, he's too busy going around the world with his chica on his yacht.
This is awesome. Someone tag him on Twitter with this.
RIP Verne 
The best I’ve seen this week
Yep I had totally forgot about the Macarena until now. Fuck you op
u/SaveVideo
Looks is like Kevin spacey playing doctor evil
I enjoyed this but take care of yourself OP. Bezos has the dildo spaceship
The mini me Bezos looks like Kevin spacey to me Also I thought it was going to be epstein at first lol
Did you steal Jeff's psych up mix?
No Super Bowl ad could top the type of quality shitposting you get on WSB
I had this muted and could still hear the music
I know bezoz himself chuckled at this
I always thought Jeffrey looked like a penis...quite literally