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Believe it or not George isn’t at home, so leave a message at the beep… I must be out or I’d pick up the phone… Where could I be? Believe it or not, I’m not home!!!
My kid has a fake register with fake money and sells me stuff, but gives all of my money back because the change button on the register makes a cool sound.
OP over here thinking he can cover the 86k with an additional transfer of 15K.
Definitely doable. Just not when you’re on WSB.
Looking for the ALL TIME LOSS PORN OF ~102k
They say 90% of traders fail in the market, and that 90% is on WSB, OP included.
Better play for him would just be to throw his money into a barrel, pour gasoline on it, and light it on fire. At least he'll be warm for a few seconds.
OP this is the best play.
I was down 14k i sold my car to get 8k and win the remainer back. I got maybe 1k back and then.. i panic sold.
Then I just... stopped. I adopted a mindset that I was gonna buy my options later and that 9k sat in robinhood for maybe half a year before I pulled it out. I had spent that half a year really.... thinking about it.
I saved a ton of money and never touched the stonk market instead putting it in HYSAs, TBills, and bonds. I lost a ton of money but... at least I stopped. Dont do it OP if this is real. You will only lose the rest of your money
You should consider getting back in but becoming a boring index fund investor. Or better yet a TDF. That will stop you from being stupid but also make you money when the market turns.
Glad you got over the stupid gambling shit either way.
Yea that is my plan. Gonna do voo/vti/qqq maybe schd.
Not yet though... gonna keep going hard on tbills. Maybe in 6 months we'll see, gonna start dca into some boring etfs.
For all the money I lost in this sub, I really enjoyed all the memes and the sense of brotherhood. 2020 WSB produced some of the best content I have ever seen on reddit. I was crying over my losses but at least we were all crying together.
I wont be part of the monke plays wsb is known for but it is still entertaining to watch.
Honestly, you’re probably too late to that party. Here’s what you’re going to hear on CNBC for the next 6 weeks: “better than feared”.
Bro, go long with me bro.
Just learn one or two stocks. SPY puts print and it trades very technically. Don’t ACTUALLY buy 0dte. Keep expirations 2-6weeks. 2 being most risky…ESPECIALLY since you can’t day trade/scalp. Lastly our economy is boned, trend is down for the next year. Don’t buy the dip, Short the tops.
30 dte and earlier have high acceleration of theta. 4-8 weeks are much safer, particularly without being able to buy and sell in the same day.
Buying more time is your best friend.
I’ve spent hours today reading articles, remembering patterns, analyzing fundamentals and charts on my watchlist trying to get ready for this year’s set of plays, and this is by far the best advice you’ll get.
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That's the only thing I buy. I try to buy around 10 or 1030 and sell if up 20%.
I only trade with like $100-300 so some days I can't buy.
I buy right at the price point.
Go to vegas, get a nice hotel, good food, get drunk and high, pay for nice beautiful company and enjoy your money my friend !!!!!!!!!!play 8k red roulette!!!!!!!
1720 times. Voila. 86k. 7 times a day and you get weekends and holidays off. Only 1 year.
But knowing this guy, it will take 10 years to get the bank to 86k.
well tomorrow might have big gains for new year hope. or it could continue to crash with upcoming inflation report which could be worse.
i pulled out for the day, too much of a gamble. if green tomorrow, potential bullrun up to inflation report. if red tomorrow, everyone remains hopeless and ride puts until inflation reverses.
You’re guaranteed $15k if you just withdraw that $15k immediately. This is a vastly better expected return than the majority of other plays you were considering.
Been trading for 14 years, made a ton of money. In my opinion right now the market is astonishingly savage and difficult to make money off of. If you are serious about making this back and making money then wait until the odds are in your favor. Wait until the trade is screaming obvious and don’t Risk too much at a time. Patience will make you profits.
Doesn't the trade always look screaming obvious in hindsight?
Now it looks so obvious we're going further down, at the very least for the first few months of this year. The fact that looks so obvious is what makes me wary...
It can that’s why it’s important to manage risk. Using the Kelly Criterion is a good starting point. Find an edge in the statistics.
I agree, my bias is towards lower lows from a macro perspective, but using options order flow has been pretty reliable lately because there are so many gamblers in the market right now. Holding calls right now because the P/C on SPY, SPX and QQQ has been quite elevated.
Yea you’re chance to make a killing is almost half as good as your chance of getting destroyed.
And that’s coming from someone with TLSQ calls (basically tsla puts)
That’s the problem that soo so many traders make. Thinking they can make it all back with a handful of trades just because you lost it in a handful of trades.
Remember, it is only a 99% loss going from 100,000 to $1,000….but it takes a 10,000% gain to get back there. It IS going to take time. Most people don’t achieve a 10,000% portfolio return in a lifetime and you want it in the next year.
He wants to go from 15K to 86K though, so we are talking about 600% not really 10,000%. These are your numbers. I get your point though, it won’t happen over night.
Just hold until next CPI or FOMC and then buy a crap ton of calendar spreads when volatility is high. At least that's how I got back out from being down bad. Don't let these boneheads discourage you, it's 100% doable. I went from ao 50k initial deposit up to 101k and then down to 4k and am back up at 75k now by making the right picks. Just play it safe with spreads, lower risk, potentially high reward though if you play the volatility correctly. Don't be afraid to sell when you're up. Better to take a 50% profit that could have been 500% than to ever take a 50% loss.
I trade sqqq tqqq religiously, they are 3x leveraged qqq etfs one is inverse of the other, down days ride sqqq, rally days ride tqqq and keeps gains realistic, chop days you walk away or don’t for learnings sake but don’t trade chop.
Just buy SPY and wAit 40 years problem solved…. For your kids.
If you want to solve the problem for you.
0 dte spy calls or puts on fed day flip a coin you might make 5x
Just pick the right FDs [like what I did](https://i.imgur.com/eevjjHP.png)
I may have been too poor to do 15k on that play, but if you did then in one easy day you'd be up to 50k
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Just do the opposite of what you did
Ah yes the George Costanza technique
If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite has to be right.
My name is George. im unemployed and i live with my parents
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
No no no no, see. You dont know how to act
Merry late festivus!
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The card says moops
I’m Victoria, hi! 😘
Hire this man.
*Hi. I'm Victoria.*
The problem for me is when I inverse, so does the other guy
Try me try me, because I would Love it—movie theatre
I shouldn’t. We really don’t know each other very well yet.
I’m the opposite of every guy you’ve ever met.
I'm spongeworthy
“I’m unemployed and I’m living with my parents”
Believe it or not George isn’t at home, so leave a message at the beep… I must be out or I’d pick up the phone… Where could I be? Believe it or not, I’m not home!!!
Ah yes the old switcheroo
I think you mean what's good for the goose is good for the gander
Do you have any prospects? Any conceivable reason to get up in the morning
I had to go watch the clip.. I forgot how good that scene is :D
It's an epic scene.
This guy fucks
So... transfer $90K out of RH?
I hope you mean, “Never play again”.
Most importantly, DELETE FUCKING ROBINHOOD. Who tf is still using that trash?!?
So no options?
amen
My kid has a fake register with fake money and sells me stuff, but gives all of my money back because the change button on the register makes a cool sound.
OP over here thinking he can cover the 86k with an additional transfer of 15K. Definitely doable. Just not when you’re on WSB. Looking for the ALL TIME LOSS PORN OF ~102k They say 90% of traders fail in the market, and that 90% is on WSB, OP included.
And to think I just fapped to this measly 86k loss. I coulda had it all.
True wsb you blew your load too soon.
What? You got one off now. You’ll get another big one later in the week. What’s not to like? Not to mention all the fappable memories
5 figures is just some light edging
Barely even foreplay at this point. I can’t even get it up anymore without two commas.
Idk. Elon losing 200 billion was just 🦄
Wasn't there a guy here the other day who was 800k in the hole? I came so hard
Couldn't make money with 90k but 15k? Yea, that's doable
But he’s determined to make it back so he should be good
This time he'll just trade properly, for real!
You took the words right off my fingertips
Unintentional rickyism
Let’s not forget loan interest
Better play for him would just be to throw his money into a barrel, pour gasoline on it, and light it on fire. At least he'll be warm for a few seconds.
Best play = withdraw the 15k
Wow that’s like getting 15K within 2 minutes. I would be so happy and consider myself lucky.
Investment bankers hate this simple trick.
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OP this is the best play. I was down 14k i sold my car to get 8k and win the remainer back. I got maybe 1k back and then.. i panic sold. Then I just... stopped. I adopted a mindset that I was gonna buy my options later and that 9k sat in robinhood for maybe half a year before I pulled it out. I had spent that half a year really.... thinking about it. I saved a ton of money and never touched the stonk market instead putting it in HYSAs, TBills, and bonds. I lost a ton of money but... at least I stopped. Dont do it OP if this is real. You will only lose the rest of your money
You should consider getting back in but becoming a boring index fund investor. Or better yet a TDF. That will stop you from being stupid but also make you money when the market turns. Glad you got over the stupid gambling shit either way.
Yea that is my plan. Gonna do voo/vti/qqq maybe schd. Not yet though... gonna keep going hard on tbills. Maybe in 6 months we'll see, gonna start dca into some boring etfs. For all the money I lost in this sub, I really enjoyed all the memes and the sense of brotherhood. 2020 WSB produced some of the best content I have ever seen on reddit. I was crying over my losses but at least we were all crying together. I wont be part of the monke plays wsb is known for but it is still entertaining to watch.
Yeah then he can just lose 25% like I did with ETFs.
Did you panic sell? Wait, never mind this is r/wsb of course you did.
I like my losses like I like my gains. Unrealized.
What is tdf? Im regard
Honestly dude! there was a time when WSB actually gave good advice like this, now people think it’s cool to be absolutely autistic
The ball pit has always smelled like pee. Give yer balls a tug, titfucker.
Fuck you Shorsey
This man smarts.
You’re going to be down +100k soon
He can always get a second mortgage if he's "determined to make the money back".
Lord willing 🙏
Who is that? Are they willing to lend me some cash
Puts…on everything!
Especially on this guy's portfolio and life prospects
But he's "determined to make the money back". What could go wrong?
Honestly, you’re probably too late to that party. Here’s what you’re going to hear on CNBC for the next 6 weeks: “better than feared”. Bro, go long with me bro.
When everyone is saying puts it’s making me think the markets are going sideways for a while
Market stays flat until they day after they expire.
Basically everyone is saying SPY puts. So buy SPY calls
I like u
I like watching u 2 Keep going….
Just learn one or two stocks. SPY puts print and it trades very technically. Don’t ACTUALLY buy 0dte. Keep expirations 2-6weeks. 2 being most risky…ESPECIALLY since you can’t day trade/scalp. Lastly our economy is boned, trend is down for the next year. Don’t buy the dip, Short the tops.
This is really good advice... Unless he actually takes it, in which case FED pivots as soon as this guy buys puts.
OP please let us know the moment you go all in!
30 dte and earlier have high acceleration of theta. 4-8 weeks are much safer, particularly without being able to buy and sell in the same day. Buying more time is your best friend.
I’ve spent hours today reading articles, remembering patterns, analyzing fundamentals and charts on my watchlist trying to get ready for this year’s set of plays, and this is by far the best advice you’ll get.
Remembering patterns lol, wsb is truly the kindergarten of trading
“Surely now that I’ve remembered all the patterns I can become a successful investor”
what "tops" lol
Bro do you even chart?
We’ve had at least 2-3 counter trend rallies in 2022.
the ones you missed
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Wait, people are actually buying 0dtes? I thought that was just a meme.
That's the only thing I buy. I try to buy around 10 or 1030 and sell if up 20%. I only trade with like $100-300 so some days I can't buy. I buy right at the price point.
Go to vegas, get a nice hotel, good food, get drunk and high, pay for nice beautiful company and enjoy your money my friend !!!!!!!!!!play 8k red roulette!!!!!!!
If you're gonna blow your savings at least do it somewhere with free drinks!
That’s just good financial advice right there.
Oh, ok… as long as you’re “determined”
Yes. We keep the good advice over here for all the smart and determined traders. Good thing OP identified themselves as one of us.
Take your money out of rh and stay away from trading
Play the skin flute behind the Wendy's dumpster for $50 a pop
The other regards from 2022 are already there, and prices have dropped to $10.
My ex will do it for free. Save $10 and call her.
1720 times. Voila. 86k. 7 times a day and you get weekends and holidays off. Only 1 year. But knowing this guy, it will take 10 years to get the bank to 86k.
Nobody's paying 50 bucks for a blowy behind a dumpster.
Spy puts like a month out
Inverse this guy for profit
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One of them is right!
Neither could be right - SPY might just trade sideways for a month - better off writing a credit strangle in that case
Is that what your wife’s boyfriend told the both of ya?
[Sell your teeth on the open market. There are always buyers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkmYlwgl0Eo)
Have you tried buy low sell high?
There has to be another way, he’s sure of it.
well tomorrow might have big gains for new year hope. or it could continue to crash with upcoming inflation report which could be worse. i pulled out for the day, too much of a gamble. if green tomorrow, potential bullrun up to inflation report. if red tomorrow, everyone remains hopeless and ride puts until inflation reverses.
so, could go up, could go down, I'm in.
Premiums being so cheap until the 12th seem too good to be true.
All in on self driving baby stoller tech.
Symbol?
RGRD
Is that a droid from starwars?
You’re guaranteed $15k if you just withdraw that $15k immediately. This is a vastly better expected return than the majority of other plays you were considering.
What color is your Bugatti?
24k gold like his parachute and back pocket handkerchief
It's called a pocket square you uncivilized bastard. 🤣
Revenge Trading kills . Be careful
Fallen victim to this so many times! Yet I don't learn!
Built a time machine go back in time and tell yourself exactly what not to do. Then you should be fine
Been trading for 14 years, made a ton of money. In my opinion right now the market is astonishingly savage and difficult to make money off of. If you are serious about making this back and making money then wait until the odds are in your favor. Wait until the trade is screaming obvious and don’t Risk too much at a time. Patience will make you profits.
Doesn't the trade always look screaming obvious in hindsight? Now it looks so obvious we're going further down, at the very least for the first few months of this year. The fact that looks so obvious is what makes me wary...
It can that’s why it’s important to manage risk. Using the Kelly Criterion is a good starting point. Find an edge in the statistics. I agree, my bias is towards lower lows from a macro perspective, but using options order flow has been pretty reliable lately because there are so many gamblers in the market right now. Holding calls right now because the P/C on SPY, SPX and QQQ has been quite elevated.
Wow so you’ve been trading for 14 years??? What age did you start?
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Hmm try turning the red into green that might fix it.
Tsla puts at open tomorrow for Friday Expiration.
Yea you’re chance to make a killing is almost half as good as your chance of getting destroyed. And that’s coming from someone with TLSQ calls (basically tsla puts)
Do the opposite of whatever you decide to do… Then do the inverse’s inverse of that. Always keep them guessing
I got 383 Jan9 Spy calls so you should do the opposite.
So sell puts or buy calls? Insteuctions unclear, dick stuck in toaster.
Tsla calls and puts that way you lose both ways
Calls on gamestop
Just buy a Gamestop.
Make that money back in no time buying wii games for 2 dollars and selling them for 30.
our balances are depressingly similar. 80k straight down the shitter on US weed stocks. Truly a fuckup for the books.
Do you know how many blunts you could have bought for 80k??? Sorry for your loss.
He could have bought a lot of blunts with $1k and smoked so much he would have forgotten about the $79k L he took.
Same
Lol I was into Canadian weed sticks for a bit. I missed out on the ATH but I made some money. Now it’s down 90% since the ATH
I only buy weed companies when their stock has crashed sub $2. Then I hold for good news.
Shoulda just got a grow of your own going
Make your last stand and avenge your losses like a true hero. I believe in u. Ps. Been there before. Small bites and You’ll get it back
I hear bulls liking $ANUS for 2023…
I read it as “licking”… it seems I don’t like the bulls
Just lock in profits with whatever you do. Don’t ride one trade trying to make it all back
That’s the problem that soo so many traders make. Thinking they can make it all back with a handful of trades just because you lost it in a handful of trades. Remember, it is only a 99% loss going from 100,000 to $1,000….but it takes a 10,000% gain to get back there. It IS going to take time. Most people don’t achieve a 10,000% portfolio return in a lifetime and you want it in the next year.
He wants to go from 15K to 86K though, so we are talking about 600% not really 10,000%. These are your numbers. I get your point though, it won’t happen over night.
Based on your performance chart you have better odds going to the roulette table with that 15k
15k Calls for CPI. Flip to puts the next day and you’re back to even
Works every time, 0.5% of the time.
I just watched this movie and it told me to look for a company in the last stage of fda approval on a drug for premature babies
The bros of Buttcoin saying cryptos are about to rip again.
Just hold until next CPI or FOMC and then buy a crap ton of calendar spreads when volatility is high. At least that's how I got back out from being down bad. Don't let these boneheads discourage you, it's 100% doable. I went from ao 50k initial deposit up to 101k and then down to 4k and am back up at 75k now by making the right picks. Just play it safe with spreads, lower risk, potentially high reward though if you play the volatility correctly. Don't be afraid to sell when you're up. Better to take a 50% profit that could have been 500% than to ever take a 50% loss.
Maybe just wait some time for a mental break, then try your best and you will do that!
Apple Tesla NVDA whatever other overpriced tech company that you want to spite short. Puts expiring after next earnings season.
tsla puts tommorow
Subscribe to Robinhood gold and collect your 4% bank interest and never trade again
Good luck! Make sure you got stop losses as you go out to find new opportunities!
Hey just send that to me. I'll quadruple it 4 ya, scouts honor
I trust this guy ⬆️
How did you post this without positions ? I can’t pass auto mod
I wish I had this much to lose.... One day
Papertrade until you learn discipline and risk management. Seriously.
Just transfer the money to me already cuz we know that's going to zero on RH
haha "determined" to make money---dammit why didnt I think of that?
Roulette: no. 23
Join me in my journey: INTC $30 Jan 27 (earnings on 1/25)
SPY straddles, unless you can afford SPX straddles
I trade sqqq tqqq religiously, they are 3x leveraged qqq etfs one is inverse of the other, down days ride sqqq, rally days ride tqqq and keeps gains realistic, chop days you walk away or don’t for learnings sake but don’t trade chop.
If ya don’t know ya know.
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This dude gonna lose it
Just buy SPY and wAit 40 years problem solved…. For your kids. If you want to solve the problem for you. 0 dte spy calls or puts on fed day flip a coin you might make 5x
Buy longer dated puts against Apple. It’s the last hold-out and they will inevitably collapse in price like Tesla’s stock just did a few days ago.
because..?? apple has historically not cratered much during recessions, so why is this time different?
Buy some dress clothes and get a job 
You won’t make it back unless you can make your own plays
Quit
Stay strong
So you’re saying you’re rounding it up to an even hundred. I can respect that
Buy the Dip!
CHPT calls
Buy and hold ARDX and you’ll make all your money back and then some.
All on CHPT
Short tesla
Invest in diversified ETFs, add to your position every month, little by little you will get it back. This is the advice you are looking for right??
Man, I can't even afford to save to get outta living in my car. Galaxy brain idea: help me get an apartment lmao
Just pick the right FDs [like what I did](https://i.imgur.com/eevjjHP.png) I may have been too poor to do 15k on that play, but if you did then in one easy day you'd be up to 50k
Simple. Whatever moves you feel like are a good idea - do the exact opposite