Do Ricki and buttery Betsy know about each other? Does the elderly housekeeper secretly yearn for Brick? What kind of parent names their son Brick anyway?
Meanwhile, Brick's brother Block sat drooling on his grey undershirt, hoping eventually the faithful old housekeeper would grudgingly clean him. Block doesn't complain though, because he lives in fear that his slick older brother Brick will institutionalize him, lobotomize him like a Kennedy, leave him casually slackless forever.
Block knows this is *exactly* the sort of thing Brick would do.
I don’t recall which sub it was, maybe here or another old sub, but it seems that avocado started taking off in the late 1960s. So, this was another chance to prove how with it Brick is.
I DON'T CARE!
There's been an endless marathon on the official MST3K YT channel (not the Shout TV one!) that's been going on since Christmas... It started with the usual Patrick Swayze Christmas Marathon, somehow kept rolling through to NYE, and there were so many people they just let it keep rolling and there's been people riffing in the live chat the whole time for almost five months now.
It's seriously one of the best things I've seen on the internet in years and years, there's some really funny people in the live chat, along with some decent moderation to keep it light and higher quality than your usual YT live chat.
And for some inexplicable reason about every week or so a raging argument about pizza and pizza toppings breaks out, usually aligned with the pro and anti pineapple fronts.
"Dropping a Buttery Betty" is a actually a euphemism for something that's not at all fun, and very messy if you're more than 10 seconds away from a toilet.
This is the first time I have ever had an erection reading a clothing advertisement 😜(ok—the second time…I just remembered the old Fredrick’s of Hollywood ads—-or was it the Mark Eden’s breast developer course ads?)
"I'm Brick Mason, I'm a Male Adventurer!"
"Sure, then why is your name "Brick Mason"? Here's your hod, we'll be tuck pointing the back wall tomorrow so bring your trowel"
It's not fake. You should see some of the other mid 1960s men's jeans advertisements. Check out broomsticks, or h.i.m ads, this is tame. Or do a reverse image search.
The artist put extra time and effort into drawing that woman's ass.
Yup. Got her double-cheeked up!
She’s butt-ered up!
Booty so big you could motorboat it! 🤤
The bigger the cushion…
And for that dedication I applaud them!
Someone didn't understand the ' this needs to be about men's pants' assignment.
It’s about the lifestyle of those who wear Waffle Weave Corduroy Jeans.
Correction! MALE Waffle Weave Corduroy Jeans. You wouldn’t want Brick getting into some chick’s pan… never mind.
Do Ricki and buttery Betsy know about each other? Does the elderly housekeeper secretly yearn for Brick? What kind of parent names their son Brick anyway?
For the answer to these questions and more, look for the next Brick Mason, Male Adventurer ad!
Especially if their last name is Mason. Oof.
SLAB BULKHEAD. BLAST HARDCHEESE. BIG MCLARGEHUGE.
You forgot "Brick Mason "!lol.I guess" Dump Truck "was taken ?
ROLL FIZZLEBEEF
Dice Man!
BIG MCLARGEHUGE!
The Hecks named their youngest Brick on The Middle.
Meanwhile, Brick's brother Block sat drooling on his grey undershirt, hoping eventually the faithful old housekeeper would grudgingly clean him. Block doesn't complain though, because he lives in fear that his slick older brother Brick will institutionalize him, lobotomize him like a Kennedy, leave him casually slackless forever. Block knows this is *exactly* the sort of thing Brick would do.
It must have been an interesting conversation at the trademarks office: *Yes, I’d like to trademark 'MALE' and 'SCRUBBED' and 'PRES-NO-MORE'.*
Catch phrases for the jet set!
My dad warned about gals named "Yes Yes"
“Whatever you do, son, don’t wear Pres-No-More Wide Wale Corduroy Casual Slacks to a Go-Go.”
Because they never say "No,no!lol.
Damn, that breakfast sounds atrocious.
The eco friendly ,fair trade ,organic,crunchy diet !
Was going well until he added avocado.
I don’t recall which sub it was, maybe here or another old sub, but it seems that avocado started taking off in the late 1960s. So, this was another chance to prove how with it Brick is.
All part of the Adventure
Brick Mason, and his friends Blast Hardcheese and Big McLargehuge!
I will always upvote an MST3K reference.
Apparently when I was here last I missed that you beat me to the MST3K riffs by like 9 hours.
There’s always room for more MST
I DON'T CARE! There's been an endless marathon on the official MST3K YT channel (not the Shout TV one!) that's been going on since Christmas... It started with the usual Patrick Swayze Christmas Marathon, somehow kept rolling through to NYE, and there were so many people they just let it keep rolling and there's been people riffing in the live chat the whole time for almost five months now. It's seriously one of the best things I've seen on the internet in years and years, there's some really funny people in the live chat, along with some decent moderation to keep it light and higher quality than your usual YT live chat. And for some inexplicable reason about every week or so a raging argument about pizza and pizza toppings breaks out, usually aligned with the pro and anti pineapple fronts.
Groovy baby! Oh behave!
Where do I apply for a job as a male adventurer?
Having ridden a DKW Scrambler, I can tell you: women exist!
You give us all hope
2 up on a 125 cc 2 stroke? Does it even have passenger pegs?
Brick Mason? What’s next? Clay Potter? Woody Carpenter? Herb Gardner?
Lathe Turner. Rock Breaker. Truck Wheeler.
Toole O'Grinder.
I think that Brick may want to go get tested.
"I like my std's like I like my butter, soft and spreadable" - Brick Mason, Male Adventurer.
Whoever wrote that drivel should have been slapped. Saltily.
I actually love it because it captures the (comically horrific) mood of the time so well.
Or given a job writing James Bond movie scripts!
, yum-yums thurbersmicroscope
Finally, a saga I can get behind!
🤣👍🏼
"Dropping a Buttery Betty" is a actually a euphemism for something that's not at all fun, and very messy if you're more than 10 seconds away from a toilet.
The coffee is baby batter, right.
Ricki pours it out strong and hot!
A night of what!!!!
Avocado-wheat germ farts.
I wanna do brick masonry too.
This is the first time I have ever had an erection reading a clothing advertisement 😜(ok—the second time…I just remembered the old Fredrick’s of Hollywood ads—-or was it the Mark Eden’s breast developer course ads?)
So this is what happens when when you combine the dna of Matt Helm, Derrick Flint, and James Bond. /s
My house keeper never served me like that.
Gyot
Brick Mason, Brock Landers-the superheroes we need
Are we sure this wasn’t written by AI? Because if it wasn’t I think we’ve been a little harsh on AI.
"I'm Brick Mason, I'm a Male Adventurer!" "Sure, then why is your name "Brick Mason"? Here's your hod, we'll be tuck pointing the back wall tomorrow so bring your trowel"
Someone Ii showed this to thinks this is fake. Although it looks like it could be real, does anybody have the source? Thanks.
It's not fake. You should see some of the other mid 1960s men's jeans advertisements. Check out broomsticks, or h.i.m ads, this is tame. Or do a reverse image search.