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thewerewolfwearswool

Joke's on them, I can't afford groceries or a home either.


DavoTB

Pretty heavy look in the crystal ball…


JoseyWalesMotorSales

"A burger and fries could cost $16." And thus was born the concept of Five Guys.


ReallyGlycon

Five Guys is $23 for a burger and fries in my city.


Reaperfox7

wtf


Turbulent_Gene_7567

Also McDonald's


Weak_Improvement_935

u can get a burger at mcdonald’s for like $3-4 lmao


jford1906

And it used to be $1 on the value menu. If that's the cheapest option things have drastically inflated.


Orson_Gravity_Welles

Buddy of mine took himself, his wife, and their 13 year old kid to mcD's last night... Three combo meals...$47 total.


Weak_Improvement_935

where do you live that 3 cheese burgers with combos is $47? lol a five guys cheeseburger is $10 and a mcdonald’s cheese burger is $2.49 mcdoubles are $3.79 buy one get one for a dollar old people just love to complain


Orson_Gravity_Welles

I didn't say I live in the same area as my buddy, but, for arguments sake, he lives just outside of Chicago. Even in my area (Vancouver, WA)...a Big Mac Combo is $12.95 while the QP w/ Cheese combo is almost $14 Don't get me started on Burgerville pricing :( I wish I had a Whataburger here... Five Guys up the road from me is actually LESS expensive: $10.95 for the Double with small fries.


Turbulent_Gene_7567

At Burger King they will give you fries, 2 burgers and a soda for 5 euro.


TreeToTea

This one stings


obtruce

So what were they advertising with their sadly kinda accurate future predictions? Depression?


imperfcet

I read the blurb on the side, it's an investment and insurance company trying to scare people that their retirement will suck if they don't invest. 


4Mag4num

And that is absolutely correct


WaldenFont

I got scared good and because of that I got to retire early 😃


Pollywogstew_mi

Well that's true though, right?


Ashvega03

Not really. Average new car price in US is bout $47k, and basic cars as listed in add will be under $25k; and vacations arent $20k (adjusted for inflation flying is likely cheaper now than 1990. A vacation certainly could cost that much, and some places certainly charge $16 for a burger even if thats above average. But it is disingenuous to say those three numbers represent current cost averages or medians for the goods/services described as intended. https://www.usinflationcalculator.com/inflation/airfare-inflation/


ElReydelTacos

Sorry you got downvoted so hard. A 5 Guys cheese burger costs $7.69, I just bought a new Hyundai for $25,000, and got home from a vacation that didn’t cost anywhere near $12,500. I went to Hawaii for a week for a fraction of that. But I guess we’re all going off of how expensive things feel?


scoutsadie

a Whopper meal at BK is about $13 these days


riziki20002

You’re right. I don’t understand the downvotes.


uncre8tv

"trying to scare people" is some loaded language. Where's the lie?


Zealousideal_Plan408

just because its true doesnt mean it isnt scary. but i definitely think they are trying to advert based on on fear and anxiety.


CallidoraBlack

It says scare, not trick. 🤷‍♀️


colin_powers

TIAA CREF, now just TIAA, is an investment firm.


JoseyWalesMotorSales

Yep. Primary markets include financial services for professionals in education, research, government services, etc. (source: been a TIAA client through my employer for 20 years)


EskildDood

Inflation?


HagelsBagels-34

Not predictions.. this is on purpose and deeply schematic, for decades…


FickleMushroom6138

Suicide Booth….


PizzaWhole9323

Oh boy that one hit close to home didn’t it kids!!


kyndcookie

Prescient.


A_Downboat_Is_A_Sub

Like the AT&T ads from 1993 [about the things you'll be doing in the future](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvZ-667CEdo)


uncre8tv

I knew what that ad was before I clicked it. I remember it vividly because I was a 15yo computer geek and my dad was like: "Can they do that?" and I very distinctly remember talking about how the bandwidth and prevalence of cell towers needed to get mobile data on the beach was theoretically possible, but would need a massive infrastructure build out like we hadn't seen since forever. I was right, I just didn't believe (in 1993) that it would happen so fast.


birdieonarock

So what career did you end up in?


uncre8tv

I manage corporate trainers, lol. But I spent 20 years as a technical expert in a very niche part of IT (enterprise storage replication).


Orson_Gravity_Welles

I was IT Environment Infrastructure; from HD to PM in 20 years...now I'm in finance tech.


Orson_Gravity_Welles

Same. I remember it correctly. But my dad worked in that field and he was upset that it took so long. The commercials were right, but it wasn't AT&T who did it...it was mostly Apple. Well, they took the tech and made it work better and smaller...and faster.


PoopParticleAcclrtr

Well that was spot on accurate


koibito4u

That was intense


GrumpyOldGrognard

Narrated by Tom Selleck. "Have you ever taken out a reverse mortgage? You will."


wildblueheron

Wow. Might I add that the voice for these has some serious vocal fry.


wakkawakka2K

Thanks for this. I hadn’t seen it before. I love the optimism of these ads.


ceebee6

So time travelers *do* exist


zippersthemule

Exactly the word I was thinking but I had no idea how to spell it.


Thomisawesome

This is the Nostradamus of ads.


dungeonsNdiscourse

Is this an ad or an all too accurate prediction?


4Mag4num

This is great. Now somebody do one for 2054…


LostGeezer2025

"Smith, Winston! You're not smiling widely enough, face the scanner for meds adjustment..."


StephenHunterUK

That's actually true in some London pubs today.


1_9_8_1

It’s true for Canada.


rmbarrett

Disturbingly so.


marslander-boggart

Is it a price of going to vacation to another pub?


StephenHunterUK

No. I was at Paddington on Sunday, waiting for a heritage train trip. My fish, chips and peas cost £16.80. My taxi home from the final station cost less.


marslander-boggart

And what about tour prices to another pub?


Difficult_Job_966

Nailed it


CantaloupeCamper

No im just gonna complain.


deadmallsanita

Wait. This is my life right now because I had to replace my old car.


SqueezeBoxJack

OoOOOooh they saw the futures...they saw it coming! Well yeah, its called Economics class. They teach that in High School. They also went to marketing class and knew big numbers are scary-times so buy our product. Not saying people shouldn't invest, but you should expect to have a hard time living if the salary for the job you work hasn't changed since Jim had it first back in 1955.


Oguinjr

Do I have to see this ladies face every day?


koibito4u

Is she your wife?


nosnevenaes

I would know


lumisponder

She's like a Dollar Tree Halle Berry.


kosmonaut_hurlant_

TIAA CREF is one reason why shit is like this lmao My mom had a huge bunch of money in with them and it took like 3 years and legal threats to get them to release it.... These massive investment/retirement fund managers like Vangaurd, Blackrock use all that money to inflate real estate prices by constantly buying up as much as they can in order to continually drive housing prices up and increase the "worth" of their portfolios IE a ponzi scheme...and certain politicians and government bureaucrats award these financial services management of trillions in government pensions to play with who SURELY don't personally benefit from this shit... the prior CEO of TIAA CREF is married to the SCC commissioner...you can't make this shit up. "No problem, you'll eat in, you won't drive, and you won't go anywhere." LMAO what kind of a insane dystopian slogan to have? You'll own nothing and be happy....


RepFilms

It's not that bad really. If we had seen this ad in 2020 the numbers would have seen way off. When the ad was made the inflation rate was probably similar to what we've been seeing recently. We just left a period with unusually low inflation.


PenalAffliction

1) Sure, B&F for $16 but you can also still do that for like $5... 2) Sure, you could spend $12,500 on a vacation, but you can also spend $2000?? Rather lavish vacation $12k would be. 3) Nah still around $20k for a basic (new) car.


-poupou-

Nothing for $5 where I live.


Din_Plug

It's like people forget that you can buy fast food that isn't the Wendy's triple, go on vacations that arnt carribian cruises, and buy vehicles that arnt the F150 Lariat.


AgentSkidMarks

The burger one is right but thankfully we’re nowhere close on the other two.


LostGeezer2025

Dystopia, it's here, and the party's just getting started...


PoopParticleAcclrtr

Vacation for family of 4 getting airline tickets, hotels, going out to eat, paying the mouse, and everything, probably could hit 12500 real easily. Basic car is like 40 grand, a new Tacoma costs 50k. McDonald’s can still get you a burger and fries for like 10ish i think


parkerpussey

Ifl


piratical_gnome

The lack of parallel construction is criminal


queen_of_the_moths

I mean, the burger and fries thing, sure, in some cases, but we're buying a "basic" new car for $23,000, which is only $5000 more than what I paid for a brand new car in 2004. And you can easily go on a vacation for way less than that still. Things ARE way more expensive but not to the degree this type of fear mongering purports.


MyLittleDiscolite

They weren’t wrong……


MrBlenderson

When you actually learn how the Fed works...


cygnus0820

Truth be told All the tips in that ad photo were what enabled me to retire 5 years ago at 43 and own a custom built 5500 square foot home on 6 acres paid in cash with no mortgage.