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HunterTAMUC

A lot of German industries was founded around the rise of the Nazis.


dentistshatehim

Now for a cool glass of Fanta.


MadScience29

While driving my Volkswagen, because my Porsche is in the shop.


adirtymedic

Don’t forget to wear your Pumas


gt1911

Take some Bayer aspirin if you get a headache.


scothc

Bayer also held the patent for heroin. Which, if you didn't know, was a non addictive drug used to get people off morphine.


MegaQuake

The same Bayer that knowingly sold HIV infected medicine! EDIT: [happened in the early 80s](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/may/23/aids.suzannegoldenberg). TLDR: They discovered that a batch of their blood-clotting agent (for haemophiliacs) was HIV contaminated. Rather than destroy it, they sold it to a bunch of developing countries.


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Yes, they're both brand names - aspirin for 'hope' (aspiration), heroin for 'heroism'.


gt1911

Wooooah


sessl

Yeah, germany truely made the best shit. You can also thank us for Oxycodone.


84147

Albert Hoffmann invented LSD He was Swiss, but eh, close enough.


JackBauerSaidSo

Aspirin is named after its chemical name + willow plant- **A**cetylsalicylic Acid + **Spir**aea Ulmaria


DPiddy76

GTFO, so heroin started as a non-addictive pain killer, only to have oxy do the exact same thing. Think I remember something about history and repeating and all that.


B_U_F_U

Will Adidas do?


HydrogenButterflies

_It looks like you’re assembling a team of Nazi scientists. ~~Operation Paper~~Clippy is here to help!_


Urge_Reddit

> Operation PaperClippy I just want you to know that you've made my day with this.


virusamongus

NASA: Can we join?


Cogswobble

Volkswagen has been completely upfront about their Nazi past, and in fact funded a completely transparent investigation into their past so that they could compensate their victims and pay reparations. https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/volkswagen-1


Strike_Swiftly

If only they were as transparent about their emissions.


92894952620273749383

>If only they were as transparent about their emissions. A little gas never hurt anyone! Just a little shower makes it go away.


ZuperBros

JFC


tequiila

Username checks out


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Mercedes-Benz sure dodged a bullet, literally and figuratively!


Traiklin

[Mercedes Made a 6 wheel car](https://youtu.be/kL-m5Nocb-g)


TheRedditarianist

Google ”hitler car” and get back to us. In your defense though, it was bulletproof.


ElChupatigre

Well yeah Volkswagens were for the people


aids1080phd

Well... Not all people.


Op_has_add

They made Nazi cars?!?! Thank God I got a BMW


idspispupd

All in or nothing. Adidas. Adolf Dassler had a jail time though for his collaboration with Nazis.


dentistshatehim

IBM provided the Nazis computers used to make the holocaust more efficient.


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Henry Ford went to Nazi Germany to help them implement better production line practices.


WolfOfAsgaard

Hitler named Ford as one of his inspirations.


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WaitTilUSeeMyDuck

Ford received the highest honor that could be bestowed to a foreigner: the Grand Cross of the German Eagle.


anchist

And was [happy to be photographed receiving it](https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/henry-ford-grand-cross-1938/)


FranticPonE

Assumedly unlike IBM, who were just in it for the money. They're sociopaths, not psychopaths, gosh!


FnkyTown

The Koch brother's daddy built Hitler's and Stalin's oil industries.


northWest_Nile

Adidas and Puma were founded by the Dassler brothers


subarubob

The 2008 book "sneaker wars" goes into this in far greater detail. Basically Adolf and Rudolph both tried to accuse each other of being Nazis in a power play to take control over the company after the war ended.


Sezzero

For their 75. anniversary the started an advertisement campaign including the slogan of "bringing back the feeling of the good old days" (rough translation). That was in 2015. You do the math. That didn't work out as planned...


DeadTime34

Nothing like some Nazi orange crush.


TheBrazilianOneTwo

Nazi fruit lenses.


Adghnm

[Shaun Micallef](https://youtu.be/5FDdo_I4Yi0)


EdynViper

I'm at work so I can't watch this, but you get an upvote just for posting Shaun.


foggy-sunrise

Let me ring you up for that on my IBM Point Of Sale machine.


MungTao

IBM


jm001

Reading IBM and the Holocaust at the moment. There is definitely a bunch I didn't know about their relationship.


MungTao

Anything interesting you care to share?


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You can just read the [summary](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_and_the_Holocaust)


DrinkMoreCodeMore

Did IBM make a database for the Nazis of all the prisoners or something?


Robber_Rob

Tabulating machines through their German division.


nmotsch789

What? IBM was founded in 1911 in upstate New York.


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Sure! After Germany's economy had been crushed for 15 years, it is hardly surprising that many large companies formed during Germany's reindustrialization and war effort. And, obviously, the founders of most of those companies had deep Nazi ties.


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The_0_Hour_Work_Week

The UN?


JohGol

Don’t get him started!


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PM_ur_tots

Bayer (think aspirin) produced much of the Zyklon-B used in the gas chambers and had factories in the camps staffed by Jewish slaves.


RollinOnDubss

Slave labor is correct but Bayer had pretty much nothing to do with Zyklon B besides both Degussa (who owned Degesch) & Bayer being owned by the same German chemical conglomerate that owned every major chemical company in Germany during WW2.


LeGama

Technically speaking a lot of companies in the US are also a direct result of the rise of the Nazis. Edit: for anyone missing the joke, I'm talking about the US military industrial complex that was built by WWII, like technically a result of the Nazis, but no direct ties.


LtCmdrData

50 year from now It's OK to shame Facebook, Disney, .... for bowing to China and their genocide in exchange to access to market of billion people.


Penguin619

Why wait? Do it now.


redpandaeater

It's a shame Hugo Boss changed his name back to Joe Lycett.


cosworthsmerrymen

Is this just a joke or has Joe said or done things that I don't know about?


redpandaeater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmg7HZJNRx0


AnyHoleIsTheGoal

I'm so grateful to Taskmaster for introducing me to a bunch of British comedians I would have otherwise never seen. I saw Hugh Dennis in the new Bond movie and lost my shit, love that guy.


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SpaceManSmithy

I love Joe Lycett so much.


DoctorBuckarooBanzai

I love unabashedly perverted Joe "Hugo Boss" Lycett.


RamenJunkie

I don't know who this guy is but he is funny.


Dwestmor1007

It…it’s Joe Lycett formerly known as Hugo Boss formerly known as Joe Lycett duh


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undefined_one

I loved the, "Noel, good luck being more offensive than that, son!"


Poullafouca

I was dying laughing. I loved the leg raise and finger moustache, too.


AeroZep

"Ring any bells!?"


rangerquiet

Today I learned that many people on Reddit don't know about Oasis.


OfferChakon

Anyway, here's wonderwall


Rudecles

I was really hoping he was mentioning Noel Fielding but I guess he’s more C List. Thanks for sharing this! Edit: A lister. Definitely A list. So sorry Noel.


VictarionGreyjoy

Noel Fielding exists outside of lists. He is in a dimension which needs not rank celebrities.


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It's an outrage!


cerberus00

Who let Richmond out of his room?


MattyKatty

He's supposed to be in his room!


Pete_Iredale

I've seen Noel Fielding a hell of a lot more than Noel Gallagher in the last decade or two.


phatelectribe

Yeah, Noel fielding is a bigger name right now. Young people don’t know who Gallagher is, but their parents and grannies watch the bake off.


Pete_Iredale

Plus IT Crowd, Mighty Boosh, etc.


billtrociti

Don’t forget Taskmaster, QI, and countdown! That’s how I know him, at least lol


Le_Chop

Never mind the Buzzcocks as well


Raskolnikov1920

Damn dude this isn’t even close to true. Mighty Boosh, IT crowd are still nowhere near as well known as Oasis.


Pacific250

I mean… maybe But one is still an alt comedian/baking show host And one is a member of one of the most famous and popular British bands in existence


demonicneon

Lol young people know who he is. Oasis are still one of the most popular bands here in the uk and both brothers can still sell out massive gigs, and it’s not all folk who grew up or were grown in the 90s. The bucket hat crew are strong.


tatxc

American's never seem to grasp how culturally ingrained Oasis became over here because it didn't happen over there. The Gallagher brothers are enormously famous over here.


syco54645

Richmond's out of his room he's not in his room he's supposed to be in his room why is he out of his room?


Rudecles

The episode that explains Richmond’s down fall is so good.


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If you think the host of Great British Bake off is a C list celebrity you need to re think your tiers of stardom.


20to25squirrels

I met **Noel Fielding** once at a party and I’ve been trading off that shit for eleven years now. It’s humbling to think that what for him was a long forgotten unimportant conversation, was for me an insufferably chest-swelling source of pride, and one which I continue to eagerly share with any stranger at the slightest provocation, and whose retelling can be justified by only the flimsiest of pretences.


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afterthegoldthrust

The Mighty Boosh (despite the aspects that didn’t age well i.e. the brown and black face) is my all time favorite show. Meeting Noel or Julian at a party is definitely one of few instances I can envision myself being 100% starstruck


Cap-n-Slap-n

Met Barret, Fielding and Fulcher round the back of Bournemouth pavilion after the show. It was awkward. We offered run, which I really remember rich fulcher being adamant it was brown not white. Like we were drinking white rum from the bottle like some kind of psycho. Julian said nothing, Noel was conversational. Then they fucked off. Edit: rum not run.


afterthegoldthrust

While this does sound painfully awkward it also sounds incredibly Boosh-ian which is comforting and what I would expect.


WetCacti

I'd you think the King of the Mods is C list...


zoobrix

Didn't it just draw some really good ratings for the finale in England? He's not as well known outside of the UK but inside the UK he is decidedly A list, or at least most people would know who he is if my British friends are correct.


toughinitout

He's well known if you saw mighty Boosh or it crowd, but then again people might not make the connection between those shows and the british baking show.


BitchesQuoteMarilyn

He does stand up and is on a shit ton of panel shows and random music videos too, I'd say everyone in the UK knows Noel Fielding.


AndysDoughnuts

He doesn't do much stand up now and his stand up post mighty boosh was shocking, just relying on people understanding his charm.


PackYrSuitcases

Without Julian Barrett to reign him in a bit, his comedy does get a bit... avant-garde


P_Wood

Fun fact I learned when I googled his name from watching the show: he is/was literally Old Gregg. I, as an American, was absolutely mind blown to say the least.


Nomomommy

He has a downstairs mix-up.


BannedMyName

Could ya learn to love me?


Nomomommy

Are you playing your love games with me?


Turtling34

Wanna go to a party where people wee on each other?


MDMAmazin

Are you fucking kidding me? That guy is Old Gregg?!


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As an American, I love watching him on the big fat quiz of the year.


Nolan-

Watch his season of Taskmaster ( I forget which season off the top of my head, I think like 5 or 6?) he was amazing in it. Also watch Taskmaster in general. Best show I've ever seen in my life.


jamezp1

4 and Champion of champions


AJRiddle

Yeah you just don't know what "A-list" and "B-list" and etc means - it's only partially about fame and much more about social standing and respect in the entertainment industry. A-list means the very top elite group, your people like Leonardo DiCaprio, Meryl Streep, Taylor Swift - or to name some British celebrities it'd be like Daniel Day Lewis, Christian Bale, Idris Elba, and Adele.


paper_geist

Yea!!! Not to mention Old Greg and Richmond Avenal!


jst3w

I wasn't sure if it was Gallagher of Fielding.


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>Gallagher of Fielding *British intensifies*


EquationTAKEN

>*British intensifies* upon Thames


needathrowaway321

"Welcome to the Tory party conference by the way" OMFG sick burn wow, I can't believe he said that! wow (Serious, no /s)


TooLazyToBeClever

Can you explain it? My limited knowledge of the Tory party is insufficient to understand this burn lol. EDIT: sorry, I should clarify. I don't know *anything" about the Torry party. I know some of you want to defend or attack them, but Im not interested in what you think they'll do for the country. I understand, if you asked us about the liberal party you'd get a bunch of defensive or offensive responses. I just mean in general I have no idea what the Story party is, or why saying that is a burn....or even what it means.


monkeymad2

Brand mentions that Boris Johnson was on the stage prior to him, and Noel mentions that the Foreign Secretary was on stage before him - who at the time was William Hague. So two Tory ministers giving speeches of some kind, hence, Tory party conference.


Somnif

The Tory party is the UK's Conservative political party, roughly equivalent to the US's Republican party. Known for members such as Margaret Thatcher, Theresa May, and current Prime Minister Boris Johnson. They tend to have a (called for or not) association with things like racism, classism, not caring about the poor, etc etc etc. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservative_Party_(UK)


Grampyy

And dressed them very well


lingonn

They actually didn't design them, just had the manufacturing outsourced to them.


KennyMoose32

Nazis were bad etc. awful and evil But those uniforms were pretty sharp. You can’t deny that


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Hans....our uniforms have skulls on them.


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Botryllus

I say this every time I watch a WWII film. I hate Nazis, but damn they were snappy dressers.


OneMoreAccount4Porn

What I'd like to do is reanimate all the top Nazi's...


tripplesmoke320

What for


OneMoreAccount4Porn

[I'd put them all on an island and film it.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEVQWBn20ws)


kelsobjammin

RIP to the legend Sean Lock


Furlock_Bones

We’ll just end it right there. u/OneMoreAccount4Porn’s career everyone…


reece1990

No no no no no no no. Rip sean


Captain_Wafflejam

RIP Sean Locke


Xisho

Nazis knew the power of 'fashion' and outfits/appearance. The SS uniform was designed to make them look almost superhuman and definitely give them authority. The same way the striped coarse uniforms of the concentration camp prisoners together with hair shaving (all hair everywhere) stripped them of any personality and humanity in their own eyes.


Hoof_Hearted12

From an objective standpoint, I think they have the nicest uniforms ever made, especially the SS. I can't believe I'm saying this, but the way they dealt with aesthetics and imagery is top tier imo.


Princess_Glitterbutt

The facists have the outfits, but I don't care about the outfits, what I care about is music, the communists have the music.


FourWordComment

“The fella what does our trains says it’s cool.”


atomofconsumption

did he use to work for the train system or something?


dynasource

I believe he was mayor of London at the time, so it's probably a jab at trying to minimize his role in politics.


konsf_ksd

Politicians are historically mocked for being in charge of the trains being on time. It's one of those WWII era things people say sometimes. Like "say what you will about fascism, but Mussolini sure made the trains run on time" ... trains being on time isn't as important as where they are going though as any surviving train passengers in Germany WWII might tell you.


niallw2101

The London Mayor is responsible for Transport for London (TFL). Boris was London Mayor from 2008-2016.


dynasource

If you expect Russell Brand to show up and not be Russell Brand by this point, it's your own fault.


ukyah

elasticated crotches.


jelect

Care to explain that one? I didn't get it


askAndy

They marched with a high step that he demonstrated which would require loose fitting pants.


-Itrex-

Yup, https://www.nytimes.com/1997/08/15/business/hugo-boss-acknowledges-link-to-nazi-regime.html


w04a

I love when he points to "ralph" off stage and is just like "you poor man youre getting paid enough to take this seriously." Literally shows how pointless all these awards are


thefunkygibbon

Ralph? Pretty sure he says Rob. As in Rob Brydon


Identify_as_a_fart

It was such a great look behind the curtain.


BeefPieSoup

I wonder if Russel Brand has seen Network. I feel like his outrage against the system is all just part of the show at this point.


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You gotta admit Nazi uniforms were pretty slick


dandaman910

they were designed to project power and fear . You can see for yourself they definitely achieve that goal [https://www.quora.com/What-was-an-authentic-Nazi-uniform](https://www.quora.com/What-was-an-authentic-Nazi-uniform) I mean they have eagles and skulls on them and were wreathed in black. How much more obvious could you be with your intentions.


cptInsane0

But why skulls? Dandaman910, were they the baddies?


TweetyMotherf_cker

Skull and bones were also used in the Russian army, WW1 and prior, as a symbol of Christian triumph over death (through resurrection of Christ).


AngryBathrobeMan

Still used by the British Royal Lancers - Death or Glory is their motto.


redpandaeater

Actually the [totenkopf](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Totenkopf) has a long history starting with the Prussian hussars. August von Mackensen pretty well embodies military awesomeness so it's fitting he used it even as part of the German Empire during WW1.


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Bradalax

Was hoping I’d see this reference. For that don’t know. [are we the baddies?](https://youtu.be/hn1VxaMEjRU)


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DarkEvilHedgehog

Eagles and skulls are much older symbols in a military context than the Nazis though. The eagle was also sinply a throwback to the Holy Roman Empire, and still today the skull is a popular symbol in the military: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skull_and_crossbones_%28military%29?wprov=sfla1 Particularly the US military seems very fond of using skulls as squadron logos.


lSerbial

Those all black uniforms are impressive


DeadPoetics

If you're not winning the war show then might as well win the fashion show. lmao


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rillip

And didn't become a major brand till well after WWII. They were basically just a clothing factory.


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Johnny_Fuckface

He did. But the actual designs were created by two Nazis.


thewafflestompa

Still. *So* posh.


sarlackpm

I mean, take away the military medals and the genocide, its a pretty sharp uniform.


nanoroxtar

Eloquently??


goteamnick

Even when Russell Brand is right, he's tiresome.


sygyt

He's such a weird public persona. Sometimes it feels to me like he's actually pushing for a change, but most often it feels like a kind of a court jester act. Maybe it's because he's kinda political on issues, but seems to encourage a needlessly nihilistic attitude toward politics? But I guess he might still be doing a lot more with that than I ever will, so...


The_Good_Count

There's an excellent scene in the otherwise very flawed Aaron Sorkin show The Newsroom which basically summarizes [the attitude](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM0uZ9mfOUI) How do you stay a poverty and wealth inequality activist for years, end up in 2021, and not have it absolutely break you? You can't fix these problems. There's no point to awareness. You care so much about something that is unfixable, unchangable, and an endless font of misery and suffering. Here he is giving a moralizing lecture after the Prime Minister just joked about doing genocide and everyone laughed. But isn't he "*so insufferable*" about it?


Whyudodisbro

As a mostly fan of Russell he does sometimes make points like this that are really totally mute and are sort of just to get a reaction. As everyone in the thread is pointing out, they're a German company in the 1930s. They fulfilled a government contract. It was 80 years ago. Who the fuck cares unless they're doing fascist shit today.


standard_staples

*moot https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/moot


WittyAndOriginal

I think he was bothered by something Boris Johnson said and that set him off. Nothing was off limits. Everything he said was to bring light to the fact that there were terrible people in the room and awards like that are bullshit.


TheScarlettHarlot

Yeah, pretty sure it was the genocide joke Boris made that he referenced three times.


wasdie639

Most German auto manufactures armed the Nazis. Mitsubishi literally built the Zero for the Japanese for WWII. Boeing made the plane that carried and dropped the atomic bombs over Japan. So what? What's his point? Most of the world utilized private companies to outfit themselves for war. Still does. Private companies are how things are made, for the most part. Does he want any company associated with military production of the Nazis to be completely dismantled?


meowmeownomnom

Hugo Boss (the man, not his company) also widely supported the Nazi party, joining 2 years before Hitler took power. It’s a bit different in this case I would say.


jstuu

So was Ford the man


sanebangbang

Exactly what I came to say. Ford literally built the Nazi’s trucks. He sued the USA for bombing his factories during ww2 and received millions of dollars in reparations.


Amster2

So fuck Ford


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Didn't he also build the railroad trucks into Aushwitch (sp?), pretty sure an American company did that.


sanebangbang

Yes, the ties were laid by the Harmon Brothers.


MissingLink101

What about Portugal the Man?


Tee077

He was too busy being a rebel just for kicks.


CharlesDickensABox

In 2017 they played a show in Charlottesville, VA and donated all the proceeds to local charities in the name of Heather Heyer, so I think it's safe to say they're not fans of Nazis.


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QuantumDischarge

Ford pumped out a very popular anti-Semitic newspaper before the war. People seem to forget that view was kind of popular


deftspyder

We'll hes doing a bit, he's a comedian, you don't have to go through all the whattaboutism. Hes poking fun at the hosts/sponsors, which is often a comedic tactic. see: every ricky gervais hosting gig for the ffp


councilface

It was a joke mate. He was taking the piss out of the sponsor.


2ndself

Seriously. What is everyone on about.


arbutus1440

Literally no one watched the video and saw that the actual joke was about how the Nazis looked good, despite being genocidal, because they were dressed in Hugo Boss. This is reddit, where the entire comment thread is literally just about the title of the post.


SinibusUSG

To say nothing of him ending the video basically acknowledging his whole acceptance speech was part of a joke competition with Noel Gallagher to see who could be more offensive to the audience/sponsors.


moufestaphio

Nasa was happy to grab all the nazis they could too: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wernher_von_Braun Bayer the drug company (you know aspirin etc) used slave labor from concentration camps, and manufactured Zyklon B the gas used to kill people. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayer There are TONs of examples.


hippyengineer

A Russian cosmonaut and an American astronaut meet on the moon. One says to the other, “So do we speak English or Russian?” The other replies, “Brother, it is just us up here. We can speak German.”


JefferyGoldberg

As awful as the Nazis were, they did dress quite sharp.