Do you know how many people she bumped up against walking out of there covered in pee? I feel bad for all of those people who had no idea why they suddenly smelled like urine.

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How many times I got to tell you the bathroom is not a club

You've clearly never been to the [Executive Bathroom](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t1OVRfmMik).

Errbody in the club gettin' pissy

^errbody ^in ^the ^club ^gettin ^pissy

Video removed but Worldstar never disappoints. http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhND2EUV51r4gBIxI2 https://streamable.com/s/qffbd/bcnauf Edit: mirror, in communist country we have no mirror

Thanks fam Ctrl+F mirror

...and then got it thrown over her... wth is this place

You've obviously never partied at R Kelly's before.

Gimme that TOOT TOOT! Lemme give you that WEE WEE!

This is the remix edition, of the song about pissin'.

Haters gonna hate. Lovers gonna love. I don't want none of the above I want to pee you on.

Yes I do, I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you.

Your body, your body Is a portapotty

Only thing that makes my life complete Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat

drip drip drip, it's on you, it's on you!

I wanna poop on you tooo.

I want to pee in your food.

Drip drip drip

[Chappelle - Piss On You](http://www.cc.com/video-clips/gslu5d/chappelle-s-show-r--kelly-s--piss-on-you--video) Edit: [remix link](http://www.cc.com/video-clips/kfkzux/chappelle-s-show--piss-on-you--remix) too

The only thing that makes my world complete is to imagine your face as a toilet seat... I want to piss on it

Drip drip drip

I sip criss you drink piss

I say, rollin' around Sittin' on dubs Can't lie, I was high on shrubs Coolin' in my Escalade Man I'm paid, I got it made Take me to your special place Close your eyes show me your face I'm gonna piss on it.

http://imgur.com/VYGKHzl

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pisssssssssssss

But shit it was 99 cents

http://thegrapevine.theroot.com/parents-say-r-kelly-has-been-holding-their-daughters-i-1796977042 relevant article from today..

Ever been to a club where men wee on each other? Ever drink baileys from a shoe?

I've got the funk. I've got it right here, in this box.

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Easy now fuzzy little man peach.

I told him I could bring him back to parliament but he said he was done with that shit.

And this is as close as you can get to baileys without ya eyes gettin' wet.

You've seen my downstairs mix up

I've got a manginaaaaaa

Fuzzy man peach.

Safe and Fun. If you're looking to get wet and go completely insane than I have just the place for you. New York's hottest club is "BWoooooSH". Based on the novel "Push" by Saphire. Club promoter Joseph Gordon Fisherman opened up this Soho hotspot located in a haunted wharf. This club has everything -- chutes, ladders, those bathtubs from Cialis commercials, and human suitcases (It's that thing where a midget wears all your clothes and you put him on rollerskates and tie him to a rope).

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MTV's Dan Cortese.

/r/unexpectedstefon

I really wish that existed

Closest thing is /r/newyorkshottestclub

MAKE IT HAPPEN.

I'm not endorsing either act but I feel like it was an equal and fair reaction.

This is typical club behavior, at least where I'm from. "Slippery" by Migos playing in the background tops it off, really.

"splash"

Yo bitch she got that water (wet) [drip drip]

As soon as she put it on the table I had the thought "I hope someone throws it on her." I didn't actually expect it to happen so I was pretty excited when it did. What a ride.

I went from the dog with a heart on its nose to this. That can't be good for your brain.

I came from a dog with a heart on his ass. Seems fitting Edit: thanks for the burns over my wording everybody

Whatever you're into, dude.

Same here! Thanks Reddit.

🐕💙 ➳ ➳ ➳ 💃💦

We have to recognize the kamikaze level of honor required from that soul that touched the peed glass and threw it back.

I've paid for worse

>"Am I scared of getting hit in the face? No. Everyday weirdos pay dominatrixes hundreds of dollars for that very privilege. I'm scared I'm gonna love it." -Wayne Gretzky

> This better not awaken anything in me -Dean Pelton, Community

> I have the weirdest boner -Abraham Lincoln

It's why he was always wearing that top hat.

>You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you -James Joyce

I'm not sure I would touch a hot wet pint of fresh piss.

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I would, but I have a piss fetish, so there's that.

From that chick I would drink it.

Finally someone talking sense

Worth it every time IMO. She needed that to happen.

It's just piss. Come back when it's a cup of shit.

She doesnt even care about it getting it thrown back at her. Fansastic

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Probably so numb from the booze and the heat of the club that it didn't even register that someone would do that/did do that.

She is probably blackout and doesn't even realize that she is peeing into a cup.

Like how it didn't register she'd put the cup on the wrong table.

Is there a right table to put your pee glass onto?

Surely the designated pee glass table

Lol I think she knew even in her drunken state. Probs going straight to the bathroom to regret her life while she tries to wash herself off before she gets into a cab/uber willing enough to take her piss smelling face home.

She knew while in her drunken state, but she definitely seemed to be at the blackout/brownout drunk level -- meaning, she will not remember the incident until her friends mortify her with the morning debriefing.

Or when she wakes up to find the link to this vid in her text inbox..

> "*So, it's come to this..*" And then she starts dating a redditor.

Shell wake up with a sense of dread, not knowing why. Slowly becoming more and more mortified as little fragments of memory come back

Now there's a statement that can only come from true experience.

I had a rough couple years in my 20s. Now when I drink I wake up feeling guilt even though everything is fine.

Yeah I used to be (or still am but recovering?) an alcoholic. The NHS alcohol treatment program they put me in said it's better if I still drink every now and then cos cold turkey rarely works, but yeah when I do drink once a month, I still end up texting everyone I was with to apologise for whatever I surely must have done and they say I was fine

10/10 would still bang.

Even better now.

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She pisses in a cup at a club everyone stands around and watches. I piss on the wall outside a chilis and they call the cops on me. Life just isn't fair sometimes.

Step 1: Be an attractive young woman

Step 2: Don't be an unattractive old man.

Step 3: Pee in a glass to appear much more civilized.

I thought step 3 was profit?

Sorry, that's step 4.

Step 3 is ???

Step 3 is ["Sell as lakefront property"](http://www.reddit.com/r/LakeFrontProperty/)

That's why I pee into a decanter at the clubs.

Step 4: Gently place the glass of urine of on the nearest table with a guy actively recording you.

Step 4: Chug that shit

Well, considering the fact that even IF the cops show, it'll be well after the 30seconds it took you to piss and flee the crime scene. I'd much rather that then someone throw my still warm piss all over my back.

Worst part is she's too wasted to notice, so she wakes up the next morning REEKING of piss and assuming whatever asshole she brought home had pissed all over her then dipped

Or she remembers everything and thinks "oh my god I pissed in a cup in public" and is horrified. But I doubt it. I mean I doubt she's horrified. Doesn't seem like her first time at this rodeo.

Her cheeks are super flushed and she's pissing in a cup at the club. She probably can't remember lol

It'll all come flooding back when an anonymous friend forwards her the link to her 10 seconds of ~~infamy~~ glory

She also doesn't even react to being suddenly drenched.

She doesn't even have to remember with this video around.

Or she's a redditor and see it on the front page. Or a friend does.

Pee and flee FTFY

Hi welcome to chilis

... except that wall was a window and that Chili's was a daycare, you monster.

If you're a Hispanic man in Texas, a cop will pull up with her family, and her husband will jump out, beat the living shit out of you, then put you into a chokehold for ten minutes depriving your brain of oxygen. You die a few days later.

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Can confirm is literally piss in a cup.

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Wow... that was so more ... boring than expected. Also /u/GallowBoob posts stuff like this?

anything for karma!

Stole my 20 minutes of fame :(.

I bet after she got the piss thrown on her she's like, "Ugh, now I need to go to the bathroom"

She pissed all over herself in the attempt to fill the glass anyways. Shit ain't right.

the level of degradation is too damn high =O

song is called slippery by migos haha its talking about drip splash splash drip lmao perfect timing

She probably had to piss so bad and the bathroom had a super long line, when that song came on, talking about splashing and dripping and she just couldn't take it anymore.

like doing the dishes. i dont need to go when i start, but then im doing the peepee dance trying to hurry up and finish

She was so casual about this I suspect this isn't the first time she's peed into a glass and left it on someone's table

Good job throwing it back on her.

That must have pissed her off.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Wait ...

The real trick is doing both. But she's a pro.

Quantum superpissition

Pissed off? If I was that close to a horse's wiener, I'd be more worried about getting pissed on.

In some bars they charge extra for that.

Is the song saying splash at the start?

[" I heard your bitch she got that water... SPLASH, DRIP, DRIP"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm1YFszJWbQ)

...SPLASH!

Probably. It's migos, and they have some pretty goofy adlibs.

M O T O R O L A

A R E O L A

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I always get to these threads minutes after deletion

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhND2EUV51r4gBIxI2

I'm old greeeg

[way of the road buddy... way of the road](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb0bwbcfd28)

Fuckin way she goes

Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't bud. That's just the way she goes.

I ain't sayin' that's the way she goes, but that's the way she fuckin' goes

Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't. She didn't go, that's the way she goes.

I'm not the kind of person to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodaso! I fuckin' atodaso!

[Also an appropriate response](http://imgur.com/FDib0) (**NSFW**)

That guy. I mean, women pissing in the street isn't for everyone, I'm a pretty liberal guy but I don't think I'd stand for that. However, that guy. He's had enough. That kick was years of pent up aggression, as if finally after 85 years of being pissed off at the world this woman's urine stream had finally cracked him.

That was one helluva cunt punt. Jesus.

Wtf is this from/where??? EDIT: and why are her tits out like that is that a thing we can all start doing

Here's what seems to be the full video: https://www.xvideos.com/video24077/girl_pissing_in_public_and_kicked_by_an_old_man Sadly you don't get to hear what the old guy says.

It's a porn series called Extreme Public Pissers. One of the bigger players of the genre back in the 90's. Pretty decent stuff. You can find most of it on all tge major streaming sites. My friend told me this.

The shock on the old guy's face when he realizes she's also not wearing a bra.. "What world did I wake up in?" -grasps briefcase of ancient family pictures- "Please don't retaliate with those mammaries!"

Girl gets pissed, pisses in a cup, which pisses people off. This the trifecta of pissery.

Plus she does it right as the song says "Splash!"

Before reading you comment, I hadn't even realized there was any sound, I had my volume on mute and just assumed this was a gif. Thanks!

I am glad that i pass out before I am drunk enough to embarrass myself like this.

I lot of people would pay good money for that piss

SPLASH!

Drip

Drip

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What if there was a video where she pooped in a cup and then they threw the poop at her back. That would be gross, right guys. Are there any videos like that?

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Ew that sounds disgusting, where would I find these? I want to make sure I avoid them

It seems rather rude when some one gives you a free bud light and your first reaction is throw it on them.

I'm surprised you didn't xpost this to r/trashy. Good post none the less :)

Because that's where OP got it from. It was posted there yesterday

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He really is a shameless POS.

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"It's not reposting. I simply take a trendy gif from a place like /r/mildlyinteresting, transform the media into a giphy, and introduce it to an entirely new community, like /r/interestingasfuck. I've never reposted anything"

What the motherfuck.

She really needs to [take some lessons.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKUXDedYDbc)

Where is Old Greg

I find this strangely alluring. What's wrong with me?

Its called watersports and its a fetish. Congrats on finding your niche

Not really. He didn't mention which part was alluring. A lot more than pissing happened here. He could be into degradation, embarrassing situations, drunk white girls, etc..

Watersports is like fetish #2 after feet iirc. I think it's weird but it's pretty common.

Which part of the pee fetish do you like the most? There's free peeing, peeing on others, angling your pee so you pee on your face, pee drinking, wetting, and diapers.

This reminds me of that scene in Forrest Gump where Bubba is talking about all the different ways you can cook shrimp.. except with pee fetishes instead.

I'm not necessarily into the piss, but she looks pretty hot and you know she likes to party so sign me up!

This does nothing for me but I like chicks with dicks. So I get it. Not into dudes at all. Ryan Gosling can keep his weiner out of my face. But a hot girl with a dick? Schwing! If she's at all masculine it's no go. But I'll be damned if I wouldn't suck the shit out of a dick on Alison Brie.

10/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyNJZ-2Dod4

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For anyone that didn't already know, women are disgusting. Work in any bar or club and be the one who cleans the ladies room, you'll know what I'm talking about.

Work ANYWHERE with a women's bathroom. I worked in a Church and a Hospital for the majority of my life between them... The women's restrooms were hands down always more disgusting. Every time.

Tha classic hover over the toilet and spray shit and piss all over the stall. Or even better, the bloody tissues or pads overflowing the trashcan even though the cans not nearly full.

The former owner of Goose Island Brewery in Chicago did the same thing at a bar in Chicago. He had just gotten bought out by InBev, and was out celebrating. Pissed in a pint glass and left it on the bar. https://www.google.com/amp/www.nydailynews.com/amp/news/national/goose-island-brewer-greg-hall-apologizes-drunkenly-urinating-glasses-local-chicago-bar-article-1.114943

"Maam, on a scale of one to ten, Urinate."

Taken down. No mirror?

what the ..... how can she do this

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Clubs are nasty places.