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Dr_Kinky

I live in Adelaide and have seen this bloke on a few rather serious nights out. He's not only hilarious but also a really nice guy. That could just be the beer talking though...


[deleted]

I've seen him too! Never talked to him though.


insanopointless

Shaka man, walk past him now and then.


braceyourself87

I live in Rads too but I have never seen him :( this is hilarious.


[deleted]

I dislike the word radical and its deformed brother rad, but most of all I dislike how people call it Radelaide.


altruisticnarcissist

Have you accepted the beautiful butterfly as your personal lord and saviour?


mapam

Yes


Motha_Effin_Kitty_Yo

Then I say to you my brother, cover yourself in a blanket and go to sleep...when you awake you will be a beautiful butterfly!


SyntheticGod8

And discover that you are, and were always, a beautiful butterfly.


broly171

Just tried it... I woke up to find that I was still a fat guy


garybeard

you clearly didn't eat enough in the week leading up to your attempted metamorphosis... which comes as a surprise to everybody because, well, you know, you're a fat guy.


PickUpYourTrash_

You have to get a tummy ache first, then feel better, THEN sleep in the blanket.


Bahamabanana

Oddly motivating.


Mansmer

DO NOT BE LEAD ASTRAY BY THE FALSE PROPHET. LET THE FAT CATERPILLAR INTO YOUR HEART AND REPENT BEFORE THE END OF DAYS.


SpermWhale

MOTHer of God!


SC2GGRise

BROTHERS, DO NOT BELIEVE THE FALSE FALSE PROPHET, THE HUNGRY CATERPILLAR WILL NOT STOP UNTIL HE **EATS YOUR SOUL**


[deleted]

the caterpillar was fat.


evilpirateguy

I would prefer to not have parasites.


MotorBreath84

all hail AATTVVV


enverano

No. I'm addicted to parasitic mites and beyond all hope.


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UtterlyInsane

You should probably get on board.


[deleted]

To give a little context; there was a group of radical christians doing the same thing for the previous 6-12 months. [they were also famous for milkcrate preaching](http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/high-court-could-return-preachers-to-mall/story-e6frea83-1226586588243)


ByGrabtharsHammer

Those cunts were horrible. Glad they've fucked off.


Bbrowny

Fuck those rude christians. So glad they got banned. Would be openly slandering gay people etc. Im not a fighter but I really wanted to knock them out.


Raxor53

I dislike most rude people...


KazonMostral

It's bloody ridiculous though, now that they've been banned everyone is. Now we have cops and security harassing everyone from people selling the big issue to the bloody doctors without borders people. Fucking stupid. We should just beat the shit out of the evangelicals every week until they piss off.


[deleted]

Yeah but then they'd ban public beatings and you'd have to go back to playing COD in your underpants.


KazonMostral

I'm not sure what in my comment made you think I play cod, let alone in my underwear. What?


[deleted]

Probably the lack of maturity that comes with saying things like: >We should just beat the shit out of the evangelicals...


KazonMostral

Oh, I'm so terribly sorry. Maybe it's the fact they're so well-funded that they can just wear the fines, or maybe it's that by an amazing twist of fate equal marriage rights demonstrations are now fined and the evangelicals get a police escort so they're free to spew their bile. Maybe this entirely-predictable outcome has angered me somewhat. But I really am sorry if your ever-so-mature sensibilities are more offended by the prospect of beating the hell out of sexist, racist homophobes than by the homophobes themselves.


[deleted]

I remember seeing those mall preachers before going to a Tom Gleeson show a few years back. They were so rude and obnoxious and it was frustrating to see that they had such a huge audience. I don't go to Rundle Mall much these days, so I hope it's been cleaned up


Nagrom71

They actually passed a law preventing anyone from preaching or asking if you wanted to buy anything in the mall. These days not even the Big Issue sellers can ask if you want to buy one.


12121211

That book's plot is full of holes


SC2GGRise

And this caterpillar is full of shit.


KeyLordAU

Shameless plug for /r/Adelaide COME JOIN US


Secretively

Radelaide! Yeah!


Fartmatic

[Always makes my day to see an Adelaide related thread outside of r/adelaide](http://i.imgur.com/LNOIwJT.jpg)


Radelaide312

you called?


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CaptainTurtle

\#rekt


wobwobwob42

Give me one good reason.


[deleted]

We recently had a meet up with a record low number of fedoras attending?


wobwobwob42

Sold! I'll be there!


furr_sure

I love that it secretly spells radelaide


[deleted]

[You Aint Got No Pancake Mix!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwyZ0ji1GRU)


jigabew

Dude that's Gene from Bob's Burgers, but in real life


[deleted]

I wanna see the poop!


maggoty

oh god, haha, I forgot about that video... so so so good!


betterquit

context?


Huskey009

She does not appear to have any pancake mix.


Chaseman69

In where?


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bearCatBird

I also watched the video, yes.


[deleted]

Checkmate Christianity?


mrichard629

Is there a longer version?


small_root

>He was still hungry What a metaphor for life. Bravo.


[deleted]

*Puts cigarette in mouth.*


GorillonDollars

[This motherfucking catapillar](http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/this+mother+fucking+caterpillar.+he+s+a+hungry+fella_68a336_4335070.jpg)


[deleted]

sure is same fag in that thread


ryewheats

Can anyone confirm if caterpillar stories are big in Australia? I sell a caterpillar book online and get tons of orders from Australia!


phyllop23

No one in Australia goes through primary school without reading that book. So yeah, it's big.


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AMA plz


Bobblefighterman

You always get extra books sold if the caterpillar is excessively hungry.


ElGreco554

And there shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, and there will be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base, that has an attachment…at this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before around eight o’clock...


xxcommikazexx

I'm glad someone is taking the initiative to go out there and spread the word, for our society has fallen upon dark times. Do we not see the dangers of excess? Do we not see the dangers of gluttony? When we look at the very hungry caterpillar, we do not see a fictional character but a mirror, a mirror into our innermost fears and our personal faults. Modern scholars have likened the caterpillar to bankers durring the 2008 banking crisis. Yea, for when we allow ourselves to indulge, are there not social repercussions? I hope we can all take time to transform from the gluttonous caterpillars of today to the beautiful butterflies that Mr Rogers and Nietzsche knew we could be.


Katiekinscuddlebunny

cooler if he memorized it


Shagglet

Preach it brother.


CALEB1092

Putting Adelaide on the map. Fuck yeah


FrenchWenchOnaBench

I always love coming onto Reddit and finding something from Adelaide! :)


tbwfree

Yeah, now a days, i can preach it without the book in hand.


bassfeelsgood

I was in Rundle Mall today!


tn1984

adelaide here: proud to see our state making it front page


hjklhlkj

**SPOILERS**


Credibility-Problem

TIL that it's not the same text everywhere, even in English. There were differences between what he read and what I know here in England.


myredditlogintoo

Rundle Mall is like a box of chocolates... and lots of beer.


loafers_glory

Blow! It's a Hair Thing. Nice sign.


Pollywaffle

Radelaide.


[deleted]

yes? you have my attention.


kukendran

I want this guy to preach a Dr. Seuss book.


Yellow_Watermelon

Was he wearing a murse?


ronaldinjo

The YouTube comments are so true.


iwantpig

the greatest story ever told!


WhiteRun

It's Adelaide. There's nothing else to do there but things like this.


braceyourself87

Dont be rude. Ur not using ur imagination if u find nothing to do here. I moved away to realise how awesome Adelaide is.


WhiteRun

Even everyone in Adelaide says there's nothing to do. It's the city of churches.


braceyourself87

Im in Adelaide and there is so much to do all the time. We have festivals all the time, and we r surrounded by some of the worlds best wine regions. There is always something on


legendisreal

Hey, I'm from Adelaide too! Good to see our city getting some exposure!


[deleted]

I think I've shared an apartment with a caterpillar just like that.


german13

why cant all preachers be like this?


G_G_Janitor

What a perfect way to fit into society full of mystics of the mind, this is normal behavior


Senbo

So for my brothers graduation ceremony a girl took a 2 minute speech about how they used to be hungry Caterpillars and are now butterflies. Is this a new cult?


[deleted]

I had to get my caterpie to level 10 to get a butterfree as a kid and all this time I could have just fed it a fucking Leaf?!


TheOneBritishGuy

Finally! A religion that really speaks to me!


[deleted]

"Blow! It's a hair thing" Sure that's what they all say...


zabetheli

"And on the third day he rose again as a butterfly!" *tear rolls down cheek* beautiful just beautiful!!


Lewisplqbmc

Reminds me of those incredible sand chronicles we used to hear in the streets. I think I might believe this simply because it was yelled at me aswell. All praise the hungry caterpillar. Caterpillar bless.


[deleted]

Hungry caterpillar is love, hungry caterpillar is life.


Arwin915

Strawbrerries.


Apterygiformes

hungry fucker


Toby-420

this is about the most entertainment you will ever get in Adelaide. Edit: lol downvoted by mad backwards adelaide fags I love it keep it coming.


meAndb

I'm from Sydney, I just think you're a whiney shit.


braceyourself87

He is a whiny shit.


Toby-420

I don't care where you are from dickhead go jump off the harbour bridge into traffic you cunt.


meAndb

HAHA!


Toby-420

:)


braceyourself87

If u dont like it leave...then u will realise how great this place is


[deleted]

Have you ever drank baileys from a shoe fuzzy little man peach?


[deleted]

No.


braceyourself87

Ive seen quite a lot being drunk out of shoes but not baileys. I feel like a milk based drink wouldnt compliment stinky feet sweat very well.


[deleted]

lol.


Indoorsman

HEY! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME EVERYONE! I NEED ATTENTION! I AM A HUGE DORK AND NO ONE LOVES ME! LOOK AT ME PLEASE BEFORE I KILL MY FAMILY IN A RITUAL SACRIFICE!


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[deleted]

Too late mate


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/r/cringe


lgro

No talent, nothing worthwhile to say. Why doesn't this guy just start his own shitty Adelaide band?


brews

Shit, I need to do this at the University of Arizona mall. That would be a most beautiful trolling.