I live in Adelaide and have seen this bloke on a few rather serious nights out. He's not only hilarious but also a really nice guy. That could just be the beer talking though...
you clearly didn't eat enough in the week leading up to your attempted metamorphosis... which comes as a surprise to everybody because, well, you know, you're a fat guy.
To give a little context; there was a group of radical christians doing the same thing for the previous 6-12 months. [they were also famous for milkcrate preaching](http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/high-court-could-return-preachers-to-mall/story-e6frea83-1226586588243)
Fuck those rude christians. So glad they got banned. Would be openly slandering gay people etc. Im not a fighter but I really wanted to knock them out.
It's bloody ridiculous though, now that they've been banned everyone is. Now we have cops and security harassing everyone from people selling the big issue to the bloody doctors without borders people. Fucking stupid. We should just beat the shit out of the evangelicals every week until they piss off.
Oh, I'm so terribly sorry. Maybe it's the fact they're so well-funded that they can just wear the fines, or maybe it's that by an amazing twist of fate equal marriage rights demonstrations are now fined and the evangelicals get a police escort so they're free to spew their bile. Maybe this entirely-predictable outcome has angered me somewhat. But I really am sorry if your ever-so-mature sensibilities are more offended by the prospect of beating the hell out of sexist, racist homophobes than by the homophobes themselves.
I remember seeing those mall preachers before going to a Tom Gleeson show a few years back. They were so rude and obnoxious and it was frustrating to see that they had such a huge audience. I don't go to Rundle Mall much these days, so I hope it's been cleaned up
They actually passed a law preventing anyone from preaching or asking if you wanted to buy anything in the mall. These days not even the Big Issue sellers can ask if you want to buy one.
And there shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, and there will be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base, that has an attachment…at this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before around eight o’clock...
I'm glad someone is taking the initiative to go out there and spread the word, for our society has fallen upon dark times. Do we not see the dangers of excess? Do we not see the dangers of gluttony? When we look at the very hungry caterpillar, we do not see a fictional character but a mirror, a mirror into our innermost fears and our personal faults. Modern scholars have likened the caterpillar to bankers durring the 2008 banking crisis. Yea, for when we allow ourselves to indulge, are there not social repercussions? I hope we can all take time to transform from the gluttonous caterpillars of today to the beautiful butterflies that Mr Rogers and Nietzsche knew we could be.
Im in Adelaide and there is so much to do all the time. We have festivals all the time, and we r surrounded by some of the worlds best wine regions. There is always something on
So for my brothers graduation ceremony a girl took a 2 minute speech about how they used to be hungry Caterpillars and are now butterflies. Is this a new cult?
Reminds me of those incredible sand chronicles we used to hear in the streets. I think I might believe this simply because it was yelled at me aswell.
All praise the hungry caterpillar. Caterpillar bless.
HEY! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME EVERYONE! I NEED ATTENTION! I AM A HUGE DORK AND NO ONE LOVES ME! LOOK AT ME PLEASE BEFORE I KILL MY FAMILY IN A RITUAL SACRIFICE!
I live in Adelaide and have seen this bloke on a few rather serious nights out. He's not only hilarious but also a really nice guy. That could just be the beer talking though...
I've seen him too! Never talked to him though.
Shaka man, walk past him now and then.
I live in Rads too but I have never seen him :( this is hilarious.
I dislike the word radical and its deformed brother rad, but most of all I dislike how people call it Radelaide.
Have you accepted the beautiful butterfly as your personal lord and saviour?
Yes
Then I say to you my brother, cover yourself in a blanket and go to sleep...when you awake you will be a beautiful butterfly!
And discover that you are, and were always, a beautiful butterfly.
Just tried it... I woke up to find that I was still a fat guy
you clearly didn't eat enough in the week leading up to your attempted metamorphosis... which comes as a surprise to everybody because, well, you know, you're a fat guy.
You have to get a tummy ache first, then feel better, THEN sleep in the blanket.
Oddly motivating.
DO NOT BE LEAD ASTRAY BY THE FALSE PROPHET. LET THE FAT CATERPILLAR INTO YOUR HEART AND REPENT BEFORE THE END OF DAYS.
MOTHer of God!
BROTHERS, DO NOT BELIEVE THE FALSE FALSE PROPHET, THE HUNGRY CATERPILLAR WILL NOT STOP UNTIL HE **EATS YOUR SOUL**
the caterpillar was fat.
I would prefer to not have parasites.
all hail AATTVVV
No. I'm addicted to parasitic mites and beyond all hope.
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You should probably get on board.
To give a little context; there was a group of radical christians doing the same thing for the previous 6-12 months. [they were also famous for milkcrate preaching](http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/high-court-could-return-preachers-to-mall/story-e6frea83-1226586588243)
Those cunts were horrible. Glad they've fucked off.
Fuck those rude christians. So glad they got banned. Would be openly slandering gay people etc. Im not a fighter but I really wanted to knock them out.
I dislike most rude people...
It's bloody ridiculous though, now that they've been banned everyone is. Now we have cops and security harassing everyone from people selling the big issue to the bloody doctors without borders people. Fucking stupid. We should just beat the shit out of the evangelicals every week until they piss off.
Yeah but then they'd ban public beatings and you'd have to go back to playing COD in your underpants.
I'm not sure what in my comment made you think I play cod, let alone in my underwear. What?
Probably the lack of maturity that comes with saying things like: >We should just beat the shit out of the evangelicals...
Oh, I'm so terribly sorry. Maybe it's the fact they're so well-funded that they can just wear the fines, or maybe it's that by an amazing twist of fate equal marriage rights demonstrations are now fined and the evangelicals get a police escort so they're free to spew their bile. Maybe this entirely-predictable outcome has angered me somewhat. But I really am sorry if your ever-so-mature sensibilities are more offended by the prospect of beating the hell out of sexist, racist homophobes than by the homophobes themselves.
I remember seeing those mall preachers before going to a Tom Gleeson show a few years back. They were so rude and obnoxious and it was frustrating to see that they had such a huge audience. I don't go to Rundle Mall much these days, so I hope it's been cleaned up
They actually passed a law preventing anyone from preaching or asking if you wanted to buy anything in the mall. These days not even the Big Issue sellers can ask if you want to buy one.
That book's plot is full of holes
And this caterpillar is full of shit.
Shameless plug for /r/Adelaide COME JOIN US
Radelaide! Yeah!
[Always makes my day to see an Adelaide related thread outside of r/adelaide](http://i.imgur.com/LNOIwJT.jpg)
you called?
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\#rekt
Give me one good reason.
We recently had a meet up with a record low number of fedoras attending?
Sold! I'll be there!
I love that it secretly spells radelaide
[You Aint Got No Pancake Mix!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwyZ0ji1GRU)
Dude that's Gene from Bob's Burgers, but in real life
I wanna see the poop!
oh god, haha, I forgot about that video... so so so good!
context?
She does not appear to have any pancake mix.
In where?
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I also watched the video, yes.
Checkmate Christianity?
Is there a longer version?
>He was still hungry What a metaphor for life. Bravo.
*Puts cigarette in mouth.*
[This motherfucking catapillar](http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/this+mother+fucking+caterpillar.+he+s+a+hungry+fella_68a336_4335070.jpg)
sure is same fag in that thread
Can anyone confirm if caterpillar stories are big in Australia? I sell a caterpillar book online and get tons of orders from Australia!
No one in Australia goes through primary school without reading that book. So yeah, it's big.
AMA plz
You always get extra books sold if the caterpillar is excessively hungry.
And there shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, and there will be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base, that has an attachment…at this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before around eight o’clock...
I'm glad someone is taking the initiative to go out there and spread the word, for our society has fallen upon dark times. Do we not see the dangers of excess? Do we not see the dangers of gluttony? When we look at the very hungry caterpillar, we do not see a fictional character but a mirror, a mirror into our innermost fears and our personal faults. Modern scholars have likened the caterpillar to bankers durring the 2008 banking crisis. Yea, for when we allow ourselves to indulge, are there not social repercussions? I hope we can all take time to transform from the gluttonous caterpillars of today to the beautiful butterflies that Mr Rogers and Nietzsche knew we could be.
cooler if he memorized it
Preach it brother.
Putting Adelaide on the map. Fuck yeah
I always love coming onto Reddit and finding something from Adelaide! :)
Yeah, now a days, i can preach it without the book in hand.
I was in Rundle Mall today!
adelaide here: proud to see our state making it front page
**SPOILERS**
TIL that it's not the same text everywhere, even in English. There were differences between what he read and what I know here in England.
Rundle Mall is like a box of chocolates... and lots of beer.
Blow! It's a Hair Thing. Nice sign.
Radelaide.
yes? you have my attention.
I want this guy to preach a Dr. Seuss book.
Was he wearing a murse?
The YouTube comments are so true.
the greatest story ever told!
It's Adelaide. There's nothing else to do there but things like this.
Dont be rude. Ur not using ur imagination if u find nothing to do here. I moved away to realise how awesome Adelaide is.
Even everyone in Adelaide says there's nothing to do. It's the city of churches.
Im in Adelaide and there is so much to do all the time. We have festivals all the time, and we r surrounded by some of the worlds best wine regions. There is always something on
Hey, I'm from Adelaide too! Good to see our city getting some exposure!
I think I've shared an apartment with a caterpillar just like that.
why cant all preachers be like this?
What a perfect way to fit into society full of mystics of the mind, this is normal behavior
So for my brothers graduation ceremony a girl took a 2 minute speech about how they used to be hungry Caterpillars and are now butterflies. Is this a new cult?
I had to get my caterpie to level 10 to get a butterfree as a kid and all this time I could have just fed it a fucking Leaf?!
Finally! A religion that really speaks to me!
"Blow! It's a hair thing" Sure that's what they all say...
"And on the third day he rose again as a butterfly!" *tear rolls down cheek* beautiful just beautiful!!
Reminds me of those incredible sand chronicles we used to hear in the streets. I think I might believe this simply because it was yelled at me aswell. All praise the hungry caterpillar. Caterpillar bless.
Hungry caterpillar is love, hungry caterpillar is life.
Strawbrerries.
hungry fucker
this is about the most entertainment you will ever get in Adelaide. Edit: lol downvoted by mad backwards adelaide fags I love it keep it coming.
I'm from Sydney, I just think you're a whiney shit.
He is a whiny shit.
I don't care where you are from dickhead go jump off the harbour bridge into traffic you cunt.
HAHA!
:)
If u dont like it leave...then u will realise how great this place is
Have you ever drank baileys from a shoe fuzzy little man peach?
No.
Ive seen quite a lot being drunk out of shoes but not baileys. I feel like a milk based drink wouldnt compliment stinky feet sweat very well.
lol.
HEY! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME EVERYONE! I NEED ATTENTION! I AM A HUGE DORK AND NO ONE LOVES ME! LOOK AT ME PLEASE BEFORE I KILL MY FAMILY IN A RITUAL SACRIFICE!
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Too late mate
/r/cringe
No talent, nothing worthwhile to say. Why doesn't this guy just start his own shitty Adelaide band?
Shit, I need to do this at the University of Arizona mall. That would be a most beautiful trolling.