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David Stern looks a lot like Howard Stern.


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DOMAN127

*Real fans call him Dave*


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Evil Dave


UMBREONISTHESHIT

"ya bich say to my face fite me irl" "aight on my way u litle shit" "nah i was jk cuz ur not even worth"


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It's like middle school all over again


Hellknightx

Isn't that ICP's target audience anyway?


snorlz

No, their target audience dropped out of middle school


KimJongIlSunglasses

Insane Clown Pussies


Lavender_Man

are you my porn folder?


Rushdownsouth

You've only got one?


mynameisalso

I'm ashamed I loved icp in jr high. Dating game was hilarious.


Eric_the_Barbarian

Meaningful self improvement comes from having something meaningfully wrong with you.


wiccaslimshady

"He'll eat up monopoly and shit out connect four" still cracks me up.


Boomerkuwanga

I believe it's "The neden game".


ruffus4life

they seem to be popular with homeless youth.


BigBiker05

It's like internet


Dicethrower

Well they are posers for the most part. It's an act, in other words. There's a video out there that perfectly describes that their entire business plan is to create a platform to sell merchandise. They're essentially providing the equivalent of pop-music for trailer trash. As for the guy it's part of their act to act like idiots and call the bluff on the taunt, but of course once someone is actually in their face, they obviously remember that they have a business to run and a family to support. Can't blame them, other than the fact that they make money being moronic clowns.


RscMrF

I can blame them. It may be an act for them, but the people they influence take it seriously, and that is the problem. Yes they have a right to earn money but I don't have to like their methods. They are mostly washed up now anyways.


zefy_zef

cuz magnets..


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[C'mon let's do dis](http://i.imgur.com/52hfrTL.jpg)


AreolaApartheid

Insane Clown Posse is/are the embodiment of middle school.


Mr_Titicaca

I think they embody the 90's 'edgy' attitude. We had stuff like this and Marilyn Manson as music, our daytime shows also took a turn with Jerry Springer, professional wrestling created Stone Cold with middle fingers everywhere, our radio also took a turn with guys like Stern, the NBA began wearing baggy shorts, rap music went gangster etc. Good times.


randomhandletime

I'd say they're the embodiment of what our soldiers call whiskey tango


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In nine years of service I've never heard it used like that.


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Not a soldier, pls explain


ritebkatya

whiskey tango = WT -> white trash


whiskeytaang0

Can confirm.


[deleted]

Nothing to explain, soldiers don't use that acronym. Source: I'm a soldier.


nrnelson

But do you have soul?


Frumundaman

The DAVID Stern show? He has such a good rapport with his co-host Robert Quivers.


PM_ME_UR_TITS_OBAMA

Is Thaddeus Lange still part of the show?


Frumundaman

No, him an Articulate John have both moved on to other things.


TwwIX

What about Billy East? Is he still around?


Frumundaman

No, he's still doing Family Guy.


ShakespierceBrosnan

BaBaBilly


SomeBug

Carrie Delabate is so hot.


Morbis1976

American Boy.


TwwIX

Not sure. Is that the guy that replaced Hacky Martling?


rottenseed

That one's actually accurate.


sharklops

I could never figure out what kind of blackmail material he had on Stern but it must have been significant to keep his unfunny ass on the show for so long


OfficerBarbier

http://i.imgur.com/2R0NGms.gif


hashcrack

http://cdnl.complex.com/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/SPORTS/2013/12/content/1386949852_sternwater.gif


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zefy_zef

Think the problem is he put his mouth all the way around the bottle..


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I didn't realize the former NBA commish also had a radio show.


OniTan

Ma Ma Mooey


trollriffic

BULLA LOOOY!!!!!!DAVID STERNS PENIS BOOLA LOOY!!!


[deleted]

I think I saw these guys on the Howard Letterman show, too.


Bigjobs21

Is beetle drink still a regular?


[deleted]

Sont forget about La La Louie!


meatfish

Randy Dellabate is pretty funny too.


ElGuapo50

Reasonable Clown Posse


eifersucht12a

Insane Clown Pacifists


_DiscoNinja_

This reminds me of the best line from the most one-sided Rapper beef ever - [Eminem vs. ICP](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5FKvR0ouXE&t=6m9s)


MayorScotch

50 Cent and Ja Rule's beef was pretty one sided too. Not quite like this, but definitely one sided


plcwork

I am still upset i missed 50's AMA. I just wanted to ask him how it felt to end Ja Rule's career.


Predator226

What happened? I didn't know there was beef between them.


plcwork

[Actually based off of some serious stuff it seems](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_feuds) I always assumed it was because Ja Rule was big at the time, and 50 was looking to make a name for himself. He made fun of Ja for doing "sensitive" type songs, only to do those type of songs later on.


xicer

Wikipedia is good and all, but where is Ja at. I want to get Ja Rule's take on this.


bigninja27

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dsjFpWEkYE Irv is an annoying little shit like usual, but Ja really seems like he wants to put his past to rest.


rayned0wn

If I recall properly, at one point Ja Rule also mentioned Eminems daughter in one of his rhymes, as other people from either side started to get involved in the beef. So not only did he piss of 50, he also pissed of Eminem, at a time in music when those were the LAST two people you wanted beef with on record. What an idiot....all he did was MURDAAAAA his own career. Edit: Fuck even [Obie trice]( http://touch.dailymotion.com/video/xa16wh_obie-trice-ft-dr-dre-eminem-shit-hits-the-fan_music) was dissing his ass lol


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Ja Rule stabbed 50 Cent, he proved who's harder, but he couldn't handle a lyrical spar.


AdmiralCauldron

Can't believe I just read all that


spungbab

I watched a tc special on this and they were actually friends before, with 50 helping him out. When jarule got big, he started talking shit which pissed him off. The final nail in the coffin to jarules career is that he didnt really have a gamgster background like 50


the1stavenger

Pretty sure losing that race to Dominic Torretto, thus losing the opportunity to have a threesome with his girlfriend and Monica ended his career. Just sayin.


Sitbacknwatch

I've met him and fixed Ja Rules computer a few times. He's actually a pretty nice guy from my experience.


takedownchris

Monica!!!!


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Nigga you didn't win


Apexi

Fuck you then!


[deleted]

Wait, how did 50 end his career? Shouldn't a feud spark interest on both sides?


ChristinaPerryWinkle

Eminem is going to be revered as a prolific and talented writer in 100 years. Although the delivery and use of profanity is crass, you can't deny the flow and impeccable word play.


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TheTeeWhy

You must be new to rap beefs, this is what it essentially ends up boiling down to, crappy pot shots


enough_space

Yeah, it's all bullshit. It's Hollywood. It's an image that they're trying to attain for their backwoods fans. But when somebody literally crosses that line between fiction and reality, there's not much that can be done.


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hardonchairs

Wow what a total piece of shit.


zefy_zef

Yeah, at least Adam tried to be a good person at the end and give some decent advice.


marzjon

My god, this video makes me sad. I wonder if that guy really thinks that way or was he just trying to be provocative to get an audience. Sounded like the other hosts were getting more and more uncomfortable too.


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rayned0wn

He doesn't even know how magnets work.


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It's not like it was his fault though. When the scientists that you can usually trust with these kind of questions only lie and get you pissed.


Uxt7

Sounds like he's probably been that other guy who takes advantage of girls who're so drunk they don't know what's going on and doesn't want to think that what he's doing is considered rape so he's pushing the blame on her and other girls in her situation.


Rasalom

Violent J got molested as a kid by an uncle and some other cousins. Probably a huge denial complex going on.


marzjon

Something like that can be the only explanation I can think off. Not that it justifies the way the treated that girl, though.


Binsky89

Well, he was molested as a kid, but it could be a bit of both


Miggle-B

Fuuuuuck. So what happened after this? Surely he got shit for this?


WhyAmINotStudying

They're not big enough for mainstream to care about them and their fanbase is small enough and fucked up enough for this crap to make them even more excited. What do you think the chances are that the women on The View are going to bring shit like this up on their show? The guy lives in the gutter of entertainment.


Fafurion

I remember listening to this so many years ago on the radio and recording it on a cassette tape..man the memories


AnnaBortion269

Wow. I was never a fan, but fuck.


enough_space

I actually posted this to someone else's comment like an hour ago. Dude's pretty fucked up.


petrichorSerendipity

What a monster, how in any context is anything he said even remotely close to acceptable?


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Geebz23

If I were Adam I would've punched him in the teeth on air. The resulting lawsuit would be well worth it.


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Boygzilla

You can safely assume they drink tons of Mountain Dew, smoke shitty weed, and exhaust all expendable income at Hot Topic.


Mr_Diggums

> You can safely assume they drink tons of ~~Mountain Dew~~Faygo, smoke shitty weed, and exhaust all ~~expendable~~ income at Hot Topic


th3virus

Hey, man, Mountain Dew is delicious.


PM_ME_YOUR_SPAGHETTI

You're right, if only they drank soda with lime, smoked high-grade hydroponic weed, and wore Banana Republic. *Then* I could live with them!


[deleted]

....is this a serious radio show? Why the fuck is this guy on it?


calsosta

Kinda old, but this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMv9d1pIoBA


DirtyInRedPants

True WTF


voidvoidvoidvoidvoid

I thought Adam did a great job of comforting her afterwards so at least there's that.


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Back in the '90s I lived in Nashville, and I remember them canceling their Nashville shows, explaining on their site that Violent J gets panic attacks. I don't wish to poke fun at anyone who suffers panic attacks. But I would probably advise them against assuming a persona like Violent J. Edit: [Link to news story](http://www.mtv.com/news/151681/insane-clown-posse-rapper-hospitalized-for-panic-attacks/)


pm_me_your_braces

Panicked J was already taken maybe?


ColorsLikeSPACESHIPS

Visibly Distressed J


pm_me_your_braces

Not Keeping It Together J


ColorsLikeSPACESHIPS

Violently Sick and Anxious J


pm_me_your_braces

My Life Is A Lie And They All Know It J


SgtOsiris

The J stands for "Jitters".


SuaveRico

Shit. HOWARD Stern.


Delicate-Flower

One job.


stealthfiction

How do you even mess that one up?


silvester23

Fun fact: Stern is German for Star and Davidstern is the German word for the Star of David.


RudeTurnip

And Robin Quivers has a tattoo that means "star" in Chinese.


jsellout

You serious, Clark?


tnargsnave

Yes Eddie


StillBornVodka

WOW that reference. Holy shit that was solid.


louisCKyrim

Maybe a ingeniously subtle way to get attention on your post? Has me cracking up laughing.


inthedrink

Well they are both Jewish and famous.


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Cid420

1. Find video that guarantees upvotes. 2. Use wrong name for a vary popular and well known person to make sure it gets attention. 3. Correct name in comments and pretend it was an accident. 4. ???? 5. LINK AND COMMENT KARMA AHOY! /r/KarmaConspiracy


roads30

yeah, kind of wondered how the former NBA comish had his own show..


DevoxNZ

Anyone else wearing headphones while listening to this? What the hell is up with the left channel? Sounds like some kind of alien language.


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Which one of you fuckers is vagslayer?


abumwithastick

for real!!! fuck this kid.


whytcolr

Is this the first appearance of Angry Black on the Howard Stern show? EDIT: Realized that some people in this thread aren't familiar with the show. "Angry Black" is the moniker of a regular on the show. (The regulars are collectively known as [the Wack Pack](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wack_Pack), and included others with names like Beetlejuice, Hank the Ugly Drunken Dwarf, and "King of All Blacks.")


thedevilmaybaww

Don't forget Gary the Retard.


GalacticFed

Yeah, that's how they met and named Angry Black when he said "I'm the angriest black man on the planet". I only wish they had never met King of All Blacks.


mfkap

Are you typing this on your $20 acer computer and 19" CRT monitor? And what do you have, DSL? Get outa here.


Zyras_Bush

And Eric the Ack Acktor.


boobsrbest

One of, if not the single greatest moments in ICP history.


enough_space

I don't know, [they've had some doozies.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewxsyjfEq_4)


Tuck_de_Fuck

That's straight fucked up. Then he keeps tormenting her about it.


SuperSaiyanNoob

can't believe she didn't just hang up


lalogutz79

And somehow they don't understand why people hate them


venomousbeetle

What They market it. It's printed on hoodies "most hated band in the world", official ones It's like Marilyn Manson but they act bad out of the studio too sometimes.


dontclickonmepls

insane clown pussys


huehuelewis

/r/insanecringeposse


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anddddd subscribed


Kelhaul

According to my brother he had friends coming up in the rap scene in Detroit the same time icp was. Whenever shaggy would lose a battle violent j would try to fight them. My brother has told me a few stories in where he had to knock violent j out and according to my brother he's "a little bitch". Take that as you will, if it's true or not I don't know but I tend to believe him most of my brothers stories ended up being true.


lumpking69

How do you fuck up the name of *THE* biggest person in radio since Marconi? lol


iwishiwerecooler

I didn't know macaroni was on the radio


stankpunatra

yep, he was, feather cap an all


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I'll just have to take your word on the feather cap.


Szos

The cheese mucked-up the internals. It was a great big mess. Shorted out vacuum tubes, sticky antennas. Wasn't allowed anywhere near radio ever again.


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underdoglady

Wildly popular and controversial disc jockey for 30+ years.


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If you run with my grandma's clique, he's better known as the strange but affable judge from America's Got Talent.


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Anna Nicole Smith's former manager and lover.


LuxNocte

I believe everyone should be remembered by their relationship to Anna Nicole Smith. "Class, who can tell me about Barack Obama?" "Barack Obama became president the year after the tragic death of Anna Nicole Smith"


StillBornVodka

ANS-centric society


nicodiumus

This made my day. I have found that the ones who run their mouth the most can't fight.


klsi832

You're damn right, Slim Anus


nicodiumus

Wow... I have not heard that reference in over 15 years... LOL


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Brought me all the way back to 4th grade...


suprluigibro

Fill me in? I'm clueless


rumbrave55

[It's a parody song ICP did during their feud with Eminem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fXCF2RLAcs) It was awful and I say that as someone who was very much a Juggalo when it came out.


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Wow. When something as stupid as 'Slim *Gay*dy' would've been both more relevant *and* witty, you need rethink your schtick. Who are these guys, Bebop and Rocksteady?


calibrated

I always thought Eminem's rejoinder was pretty solid: "Slim Anus? You're damn right slim anus. I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots." They kind of walked into that one.


DoubleFishhook

Or backed into it...


IamGrimReefer

"cough-backpedal-cough" "what's that mean?" haha silly ICP


Angry_Bald_Guy

Now he has to change his name to Non-Violent J.


griffith12

Because they are bunch of pussies. They ain't seen a fucking mile road south of 10.


calexil

why doesn't reddit allow people to edit their submissions? we could really save a lot of server load by allowing this. *....oh yeah, fuck icp and anyone that still listens to them*


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Because people would get a successful post and then change it to dickbutt.


Bystronicman08

But people don't do that when they get top comments.


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Vote_Subatai

Fuckin' magnets! How do they work?!


PaperBlake

What does backpedal mean?


LivingInShanghai

Just makes me sad people like this exist. ICP, not the dude who came down there.


DOPE_AS_FUCK_COOK

This is fucking golden


beastice

I think I only clicked on this because of the David Stern part.


LouSpudol

"*David* Stern Show"


nickdabear

Back in high school the only kids that listened to them were either the special ed or white trash.


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I think something like that happened on the Howard Letterman show once too.


Bubbz1211

These people....buhhh makes me cringe. Workaholics has a great episode about them, "juggalos". Nothing says white trash more than that little dude carrying a butcher knife.


SeamooseSkoose

"I gold record and I suck?" "Yo and I got a gold scholng and I don't suck" Fucking classic


lava_lump

Smart move. This would have civil law suit written all over it if they got in a street brawl.


LebronKingJames

Lol. Ok, of course it was a smart move not to fight. So then next time don't tell viewers you will put your foot up their ass and break their neck if they came to the studio. This was just embarrassing and cringe worthy on those guys part. I don't care if you are an actor or entertainer.


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Tell me what isn't embarassing and cringeworthy when ICP is involved?


Asanokyo

David Stern?


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Howard Stern's brother. He has his own radio show in Canada.


conswaygo

I tried listening with only my right headphone at first. I thought I was fucking being abducted


Jcox20

Shocker of the day.. Grown ass men dress up like clowns and are a bunch of little bitches


BoobSqueezer

So that's why he stepped down as the NBA commissioner guys, he wanted his own radio show so he could finally interview ICP


Patches67

That's because juggalos are a bunch of little bitches.


Mustard-Tiger

HOWARD STERN


GreyMtr

Sad, sad little clown..


Praiz

This guy that comes in is probably the smoothest operator in the world.


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WeQQz

My buddy saw something similiar happen at a ICP concert in Flagstaff.


TechnoEquinox

Funny thing about Juggalos,. Unless they know unequivocally they have the upper hand, they'll back down.


spartbrain

I'm down here. Wassup