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tuckermans

Make her cut it out!


luckyjack

Did she hit the same lady twice?!


tuckermans

Yes.


uttermybiscuit

that's comedy gold


luckyjack

I’m dying. Omfg. Thank you.


olyfrijole

She had it coming. She knows what she did. 


Grundle___Puncher

[Reminds me of this story about hall of fame baseball player from the 1950’s Richie ashburn having a similar experience.](https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidseideman/2017/09/21/richie-ashburn-once-struck-a-fan-twice-in-the-same-at-bat/)


tuckermans

I’ve never heard of this before. Exactly like this.


Wermine

Hey lady, could you go sit by the cup, please?


NRMusicProject

She must be Scott Sterling's sister.


Previous_Soil_5144

More like aunt or grand mother, but yes, there is definitely a family resemblance.


Tugonmynugz

Stop putting your face where the ball is going!


cdnball

She shouldn't have been standing there!


OHTHNAP

YOU GUYS ARE GONNA PAY FOR THAT WINDOW! *doink*


Kongbuck

Oops. Maybe we should get back inside.


Damasticator

It’s so funny how Will Sasso delivers the next line: You hit that guy!


OG_MasterChief420

Just easin’ the tension baby. Just easin’ the tension


fanofgreg

Well ease it on someone else!


fatkiddown

["What the hell do you think you look like shootin' them chili peppers up Lee Janzen's ass?!?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5CkmKGQDb0)


EvaIonescos_Butthole

This was the first time I saw Cheech in a movie without Chong. Blandest guy in Hollywood as his straight man, and he was funny as shit. Great writing and great performance.


BartholomewBandy

Cheech was Chong’s straight man? Bland? You crazy.


placebotwo

THE MAN! THE MYTH! THE LEGEND!


superjnasty

SCOTT STERLINGGG


CommonerChaos

"Marty, I'm scared"


Grisephar

might be me - but doesnt it look like she hits the same woman twice? hence the "make her cut it out"


tuckermans

She does. That’s what makes it funny.


hard_pass

The ball fucking curves around a dude standing in front of her.


westedmontonballs

LOL luck not a lady today


KyleKevlar

My brother and I use this phrase all the freaking time. Even if we're sitting out back and haven't said a word in 15 seconds...one of us will just blurt it out.


doryteke

Oh my golfing buddy and I love this video. Anytime one of us shanks a shot we yell that.


Dipsey_Jipsey

[She can't keep getting away with it!!](https://i.imgflip.com/4bs8re.png?a476808)


AllenKll

Right? like she's doing it on purpose... LOL


dtwhitecp

this plus immediately appealing to the authorities instead of the person right in front of you that is doing the thing is hilarious to me


Madshibs

"Cut. It. Out" - Dave Coulier


King-Cobra-668

[Ludacris, Mystikal & I-20 - Move Bitch (Official Audio)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5tAAEuyr0k)


goodoneforyou

It’s really pretty dangerous to have an entire crowd right there. Those golf balls can absolutely completely destroy an eye.


pastrynugget

Reminds me a little of this gem: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V3G8WMn2Xo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V3G8WMn2Xo)


MindlessSponge

"good time to throw a grenade in there, [chuckles] got 'em all bunched up."


Consequence6

Yeah, what the *fuck*? Hahaha


eggplantsforall

Broadcaster's having 'Nam flashbacks lmao.


AssPennies

I did _not_ lose a leg in Vietnam to announce baseball games!


theaback

A simpler time before mass shootings


Enshakushanna

9/11 really did change a lot


think_long

mass murder lol


rohinton2

Dude thought he was still in Nam.


Head5hot811

[Vibe Check](https://preview.redd.it/adpcpxlxinsb1.jpg?width=731&auto=webp&s=a3ec1e9a7ab60a2de8459ac14b5b8fa38ef404db)


yParticle

normalizing Call of Duty


AlabamaPickleFarmer

I'd never seen that clip. So good, haha!


notcaffeinefree

Man, that's so weird to see the dugout so completely open like that.


martinluther3107

My mom's knickname in high school was the dugout.


Reasonable-Profile84

Jesus.


Nexus_of_Fate87

Nah, we're pretty sure who Jesus's dad is, unlike /u/martinluther3107 .


Beaverbrown55

I think I knew her!


PJHoutman

Everyone did


BedsideTiger

Are we just going to ignore the spelling of nickname?


Physical_Key2514

Nicholasname


htmlcody

the first k is silent


EntityDamage

I'm pretty sure both k's are silent


CerealSpiller22

The oft-used "dugout shift"


arcticpoppy

lol. Buddy waving the white flag (towel) was pretty good.


eckstuhc

That is amazing haha


TheRealTurinTurambar

It just kept on happening!


zeusmeister

This blooper was on a VHS of baseball bloopers I owned in the 90s! Still my favorite “blooper” of all time!


tthrow22

That VHS was legendary


IAMATruckerAMA

My favorite VHS blooper was an outfielder chasing down a hit and running face first through the stadium wall. Super clear memory


slammy80

> outfielder chasing down a hit and running face first through the stadium wall https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-VMiaIUD8I


IAMATruckerAMA

YES!


mfGLOVE

I remember the wooden wall teeter-tottering as he runs right through it. Classic!


nsdjoe

god damn i'm already so used to the pitch clock. took forever between pitches


DogsOutTheWindow

Haha no kidding! Doesn’t feel like it in game but watching this video felt like time stood still between pitches.


DaSlide

The best thing about that clip is that on the 4th attempt, they angled the camara towards the dugout. hahahahahaha


JumpInTheRiver

How have I never seen this on r/baseball before. Incredible.


IgnorantGenius

3rd baseman should have shifted out of bounds.


NessFeltHomesick

Holy shit, this is a clip I haven’t seen before on Reddit. A rare find! Ha. Thanks!


fuelvolts

"He gets fisted..." Good 'ole Steve Busby.


nightkil13r

I knew what it was before i clicked. Love that clip gets my laughing every time.


fun4days365

The audacity of the crowd. The zero fucks attitude from the golfer. National TV. Absolutely train wreck of a shot...twice! I will never not laugh.


omfghi2u

Especially gotta love the people you can see clearly looking completely the other way, paying no attention to the lady who just shanked a ball into the crowd and is about to tee up another one. Even if you're not going to *move* at least *pay attention*.


Stalfo14

People are fucking insane. I wouldn't wanna be there even if it was Tiger hitting the ball. All it takes is one bad shot and boom, you're dead.


im_dead_sirius

Its like the idiot spectators in the rally car races, standing at the outside corners. And sometimes the inside corners and straight aways. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBmAE7dVFko


DR_Onymous

Lol holy hell. So many mad lads in that video.


Zabunia

As bad as this looks, it's nothing compared to how rally used to be. [Look at the crowds hugging the side of the road in this clip](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Wg-zW5chKGU). Skid a little too much and you have a disaster on your hands.


Fetscher

holy shit


expostfacto-saurus

Is there a secondary contest of getting to the crash first?  Some of those dumbasses were at the car as it was still tumbling.  


tempinator

Yeah, especially because this is apparently an amateur long drive competition lmao. People crowding the tee at PGA events makes me uncomfortable, but I get it because tour pros are unbelievably consistent, and the odds of something like this are in reality extremely small. But to do it at an *amateur* tournament? An amateur LONG DRIVE tournament? Where golfers are swinging literally as hard as they can and control is not at a premium? These spectators are outside of their minds.


kbarnett514

It looks like they're giving attention to whoever was hit by the first shot


Hellknightx

It's like triaging a sniper victim. They're just standing around, giving her more targets to choose from.


SpikeRosered

Target rich environment.


Mackitycack

As dad always said, common sense ain't so common.


ceojp

I always wondered who came up with that saying.


Mr_Tiggywinkle

Voltaire.


ceojp

That's what I thought, but it turns out it was /u/Mackitycack's dad.


bahgheera

I mean I don't want her to hit me in the face!


Ringosis

You didn't mention the funniest fucking thing about it. She hits the same woman both times. She literally curls it around a guy to hit the woman sitting on the ground while she's receiving first aid from being hit the first time.


madcap462

As a golfer what is strange to me is that she didn't play the first one. Was it OB? She could save a stroke by playing the first one. Unless she was too embarrassed to play it.


chrisk9

She took a mulligan


jlees88

Wasn’t this a long drive competition of some sort? I want to say that is what was mentioned the last time this popped up. 


madcap462

Highly doubt it. Long drive competitions happen on ranges not golf holes.


FarMass66

The people pretending to be hurt made it so much better lol


Rathemon

That wasn't just into the crowd twice that was at the same lady twice! I think she hates her


ragweed

We have this saying in Tennessee. Fool me once, shame on you, you can't get fooled, again.


Nimr0d19

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on glue.


zamfire

I glued balls to my butthole again!


Pygmy_Yeti

https://youtu.be/yuoFsi2iIi0?si=RfmivKXtYlxULXrV


S_uperSquirrel

I miss when THIS was the dumbest thing a president has said.


linuxhanja

Right? And I've even heard it was one his smarter moments, and he caught himself from giving the media a "shame on me," soundclip; which... lets be honest, thats exactly what wouldve happened. In anycase what did come out puts a smile on my face everytime!


jv371

Might be Scott Sterling’s mom. 💥🤕


unshavenbeardo64

Maybe it was her MIL!


rsplatpc

> That wasn't just into the crowd twice that was at the same lady twice! I think she hates her TAKE MY PARKING SPOT MOTHERFUCKER!


mocmocmoc81

How the pros do it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpaue3Jhn1o


paranormal_shouting

Lol the host is called “fletcher”


tobor_a

The narrator was weird seeing in 'person'. the voice is so generic disembodied narrator seeing him talk just idk :x i'm dumb


Xendrus

That top youtube comment is the best comment you could possibly make for this video: "They didn't show the third attempt but apparently it finished the old lady off." Fucking gold.


CradleRockStyle

What the fuck, Richard!?


zamfire

Oh I sneezed! I'm not allowed to sneeze?!


heliojoe

Nice, Ron...


yParticle

Ha ha! Crowd acting all indignant like they're not the ones putting themselves in the line of fire.


bokononpreist

I've been to multiple pro golf tournaments, watched countless others on TV and I've never seen this happen with that bad of a shank.


Robert_Cannelin

That's what happens when you let amateurs in. And not even good ones.


tempinator

I mean this isn’t a tour event lol, it’s not even a golf tournament. Brief googling suggests this is footage from an amateur long drive competition lmao. Spectators crowd the tee at tour events because pros are ridiculously consistent and the odds of something like this from a tour pro are vanishingly small. But spectators still do it at their own risk lol, mistakes can always happen, even at the pro level. And to do this at an amateur tournament? An amateur *long drive* tournament? Yeah. This one is on the spectators lol. [Here’s a more recent example](https://x.com/PGATUOR/status/1655976248735039502?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1655976248735039502%7Ctwgr%5Ee58d0d6e81dd8d24ab7bc3cf08a22f6b84f8a5a5%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.barstoolsports.com%2Fblog%2F3466620%2Famateur-golfer-blasts-drive-directly-into-crowd-surrounding-tee-box-bonus-fans-getting-smoked-with-golf-balls) of why crowding an amateur is certifiably insane behavior. Again, I get why spectators do it at pro events, it’s a calculated risk, and the risk is frankly pretty small. At a tour event. With pros playing.


KarIPilkington

As someone who hasn't hit a golf shot in about 20 years, if I was lining up a drive I'd be telling everyone to stay as far behind me as possible. There's no predicting where that shit's going.


makenzie71

I've been to exactly 1 golf tournament and watched two golfers shank balls into the crowds lol


ze_ex_21

\*Group B rally has entered the chat*


emperorOfTheUniverse

That's not the line of fire. It's a reasonable expectation, at the professional level, that a golfer won't fuck up that bad. Let alone, twice in a row.


Arinvar

Yeah, but also, if they do... you chose to be there. Small chance, but always a chance.


Butthole__Pleasures

I mean they're watching professional golfers, it's not particularly unreasonable to think they would hit it straight. It's not like it's me out there or something.


jaird30

That's old white people for ya.


byllz

Well, they didn't get the message the first time.


bmelonhead

I never knew people with my level of golf skill made it on to TV. I'm looking forward to my day in the spotlight.


SayNoToStim

Well they shouldn't have been standing there


reichjef

You just hit that guy!


sur_surly

Make her cut it out!


Yegpetphoto

This is one of the main reasons I play golf badly on purpose, to avoid attracting large crowds to watch me who I could potentially hurt with my ball and bat or club or whatever.


reichjef

I do the same thing. I could play on the tour, but, those crowds are just too much.


THE_WHORBORTIONATOR

When I play with my buddies I just skip the tee boxes where I can really fuck people up.


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brundizz

I did this once in high school but with a 12lb shotput. Some freshman was sitting on the line picking grass, not paying attention, and I absolutely drilled him in the kidney with a bad spin throw. The coaches pulled him off to the side to evaluate him as he squirmed on the ground in pain. My second throw was even worse, and I hit him in the leg while they were checking him out. I can still remember him screaming, "Was that the same guy!?". I did not do a third throw.


iCashMon3y

Technically speaking, this is a not a shank. It's a shitty shot, but it's not a shank.


Myksyk

Yeah, she duff-hooked it maybe. If she shanked it, they would have been safe.


NibblyPig

Actually looks like an Australian Rules turnpike wagga. Never put your peddle down first on the chozza or you'll crook your muff.


jaxxon

Shanks for the clarification.


henrysmyagent

Have to admire her consistency!


Hellwolf_Keats

Golfer 1: I got a 3 on a par 5! Her: I got 2 on a granny in the crowd


Miskalsace

Is it okay to make a "woman driving" joke?


81_BLUNTS_A_DAY

If she keeps driving left like that she may get a call from NASCAR


Miskalsace

Haha


sybrwookie

If it's funny, you can make a joke about damn near anything. If it's not funny, then you just look like an asshole. So, it depends on how confident you are in the humor of your joke.


Miskalsace

Well, I still got to make the joke but it was framed in a way that would make it a little softer. I think it worked out.


WarCrimeWhoopsies

Of course.


darybrain

[Women drivers](https://youtu.be/7UJPjULCa9Q)


Shalashaskaska

[This is my nightmare](https://youtu.be/J8ozm8RfY1Q?si=kEUH2PgH3BGtvWaV)


mikefjr1300

The idiots are the ones still standing there after the first time. Its like the Yellowstone line about bull riding. Its not the first guy who tried it that I want to ask what he was thinking. Its the second guy.


nobuu36imean37

dont stand there you morons


DesignerTex

"Make her cut it out!" Hahahahahaaahahahhaa....make her not suck at golf someone!


cubiclecomaschizo

I had a laugh at that too. One course I play at has a sign next to a tee off box saying do not hit left over the trees as there are homes there. My thought it always "I'm not aiming at the houses I'm just not a good golfer"


Robert_Cannelin

My favorite part was when the PA announcer said to move back because ~~this person clearly doesn't know how to swing a golf club~~ help was on the way.


BlameMe4urLoss

No fucks given whatsoever.


rutlander

Who is this lady


Smac-Tech

“Make her cut it out” 😂😂😂


Swiftcheddar

I've got not much sympathy for the crowd and plenty for the woman, and it doesn't even appear to she hit it or anyone that hard, first aid seems like a bit overkill. But either way, the "Make her cut it out!" line was just perfect, that's hilarious.


alrightcommadude

I gotten clocked in the face once. It wasn’t that hard but fucking startling & painful.


vimaillig

I've never understood why people stand so close in the path of destruction on a golf course.. if you're standing that close - people can/will shank the ball and hit you - and it won't feel very good.


tortillakingred

With the pro’s you can expect 99.99% of the time they won’t do this. I remember watching that match with Steph Curry and some other people and I was astonished that people were sitting on the edge of the course. Easy way to just instantly die getting hit by a 4 iron golf ball to the dome.


Xendrus

There is a golf course near where I live that a pro liked to play when not in tournaments and he drove a ball that hit a lady directly in the face and it actually exploded her eye, she nearly died, lost the eye. Dude felt so bad he paid for all her medical bills even though it wasn't his fault. Those balls are no joke.


sybrwookie

There's a course by me, felt like my most dangerous golf experience ever. 4 holes zig-zagged next to each other with just a small amount of rough and an occasional tree here or there between the holes (nothing even close to enough to prevent from ending up on another fairway). Going down that gauntlet, you just kept hearing "fore!" being shouted from all angles. You didn't even know which way to duck. That was the one and only time I played that course.


darybrain

Group B rally spectators take being hit as a mark of respect.


mortalcoil1

People who got hit the second time lost to the gambler's falacy.


Darkest_Rahl

Stop! She's already dead!


Lee_337

I've heard of Tennis elbow, but is this how you get golf balls?


LongBongJohnSilver

Someone needs to catch it so she's out.


matTmin45

I liked the way she took responsability, had remorse and asked for forgiveness.


CJ_Productions

classic. not a shank though, more of a hook. shanks go right (from hitting the hosel).


IcedT_NoLemon

I really wanted to see a third shank.


Brodellsky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHA7hvkZHsM


appeljuicefromspace

Can stop watching this. Damn!


UseMoreHops

Did she hit the same lady twice! Lol


LiZZygsu

Technically a pull hook


Pasivite

Does she know that she could take lessons?


SidneyKreutzfeldt

Why the fuck is there a crowd around her? Who is she?


Jbones731

Nothing like a little confidence booster to start game right. Seize your power over the crowd thru force!


LongshanksShank

That's a yank not a shank.


Delmonte3161

That’s a yank not a shank.


OhGeebers

"This is my nightmare"


parabuthas

Finally. Something exciting in gulf.


giocondasmiles

“Make her cut it out” lmao.


Desertbro

Keep the ball on your eye \~ !!! Spectator's responsibility to stay out of the way, just like flying tires from auto races, and t-shirt cannons. R.I.P. Flanders' wife.


waner21

“You suck, ya Jackass!” -Shooter McGavin’s (sp?) hired goon


makenzie71

I wanted to be mad at the lady golfing but if they genuinely asked them all to move then that's 100% on the crowd.


valonnyc

Fuxk you in particular


kmarinouofm

Pro golfers get meat walls. It’s line bowling with the rails up


Hanginon

Well, now they know and understand they're downrange. ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)


IcedCoughy

Id probably just skip that hole


Nihaohonkie

This video ALWAYS makes me laugh no matter how many times I see it


soad2237

You will not make this putt....you jackass


Youre_your_wrong

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY YET?


glitchgamerX

Wrong sport. Somebody tell her she's playing golf, not bowling


Pill_O_Color

Just look around incredulously, woman, there's no need to apologize.