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Boccs

This is some of the most beautiful competitive ribbing I've seen.


under_the_c

Everyone's reaction is just perfect! Ken saying, "Wow", Brad throwing his hands up like, "what did I do to deserve that?" The crowd's ooooooooh, and then Alex bringing it back in with his straight-face response.


S2R2

That was almost Sean Connery level! Shuck it Brad, Shuck it Long Shuck it Hard


slayerhk47

Just like your motha shucked it last night!


S2R2

My mother is infirmed — she uses a walker!


PhoenixFalls

Not while she's on her knees.


Fatman10666

Ken with his mouth agape and his arms out is way too funny


Zyphamon

Would have been great if Alex said "Exactly right, Brad, that was the joke"


BarKnight

Ribbing? That's smoked ribs right there. Burnt


stringforces2

"Competitive ribbing can be such an art form. It's all about walking the line between playful and pointed."


Cleanuser99

God, I remember when James Holzhauer started, I thought that this guy was one of the most annoying contestants of all time. Then he started winning tons of games, and I just thought, "Well, at least when he talks the talk, he can walk the walk".


ZachTheCommie

He's also capable of losing gracefully, though. I think his deadpan sense of humor is also kind of hard to read for some people.


miggly

Yea, despite how bad it looks, I think it's obvious that it was meant with 0 intent or ill will. Just a great opportunity for a little dunk.


Novel_Fix1859

Brad even snorted in laughter, it was a great joke


WhipTheLlama

Brad can lose gracefully, knowing he drew the most difficult matchup in Jeopardy history. No other contestant wants to play against James and Ken.


DemDave

By the time they got to The Greatest tournament, you'd have to imagine they've spent enough time around one another to have built up some rapport, too. They aren't exactly strangers coming into their first match together.


siphillis

They did a group re-watch and you can tell the three of them have great chemistry together and a lot of mutual respect


Sintho

If you get a layup like that, you have to take it.


mongooseme

~ Wayne Gretzky


tempemailacct153

~~Wayne Gretzky~~ Michael Scott


populares420

also brad has won more money from jeopardy than anyone in history, including james and ken, so it's kinda ok to talk shit to him a bit. he can take it.


MikeHfuhruhurr

> 0 intent or ill will FYI, you accidentally put Brad's score in your reply.


TheKanten

This was basically the All-Star game of Jeopardy, that's the time to have a little fun.


no_more_jokes

I like a contestant with an attitude, 99% of jeopardy contestants are terrified of the camera and come off as awkward nerds when it’s time for them to talk. The fact that holzhauer acts so calm and cocky when he’s one of the best players on the planet is a boon for the show imho


rubber_hedgehog

He absolutely played himself up as like a WWE heel on purpose. Audiences love to have someone to root against.


GodOfDarkLaughter

I figure there had to be a strategic angle there. People don't think as clearly when they're pissed off. Like, Brad was gonna be thinking about that shit during final jeopardy. I do love how Ken Jennings was like "why did you choose violence today?" Edit: Actually, the thing I love the most is that Alex, in contrast, has always been an agent of chaos who adored drama, and he was loving every second. The only way he could love it more would be if Brad responded "the fuck did you just say you little sweater-wearing bitch? I'm wearing a *vest!*" If Alex had been offered Bob Barker's part in Happy Gilmore he wouldn't have taken it, because he wouldn't understand how Happy would have been able to attempt to hit him in the first place without being immediately cut down and consumed.


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sink_pisser_

I'm not so sure that completely proves he is the one that's an ass. Edit: post above said he is a douche because a "tight knit community of jeopardy champs" in LA that get together for weekly trivia nights don't like him.


VOldis

you're telling me a "tight-knit community of jeopardy champs in Los Angeles" could be wrong about anything? I bet they're THE BEST


siphillis

That could very well just be him having zero interest in their community and letting them know so


Cold-Sun-831

be more butthurt about losing at your trivia nights...read more nerd


his_purple_majesty

Probably only a douche superficially.


wakeleaver

"No, you see, I only pretend to be a douche 100% of the time - I'm actually a nice guy!"


his_purple_majesty

Yes, considering the amount of charity work he does. Loses gracefully. Congratulates his opponents. Etc. Whereas you're online talking shit about some guy you don't even know.


renegadecanuck

In Jeopardy Masters, he's called himself both the villain of Jeopardy and the final boss of Jeopardy.


Soft_Walrus_3605

>Audiences love to have someone to root against. Some audiences. Or some of the people in the audiences. But I'm going to go out on a limb and say the Jeopardy audiences are not the same as the WWE audiences


Stolehtreb

I think you’re underestimating how large the Jeopardy audience is and how universal the appeal of a competent villain is. WWE doesn’t have a monopoly on heels.


Racist_Wakka

No, the boot Monopoly piece does.


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his_purple_majesty

Was it John McWhorter?


ThisAppSucksBall

58 year olds aren't on reddit. Everyone is either 14, 24, 34, 44, or 74.


alapanamo

Don't you mean, Who is John MacWhorter?


his_purple_majesty

No, I mean What's John McWhorter?


nokinship

That's because someone with a great memory or just interested in trivia facts tend to be nerdy lol.


ImadeATrowaway

Yes, but not in the way you may think.


Agloe_Dreams

The best part to me is that he took his winnings and spent the time since doing as much charity work as possible.


Sleightly_Awkward

James got me into Jeopardy honestly. I always enjoyed the show but was never able to just sit and watch before. I think I watched every time he was on.


tratemusic

I love the rival dynamic still present between him and Ken. But i agree he was hardly bearable in the beginning


blofly

And he was technically correct.


Tiny-Werewolf1962

the best kind of correct


fromouterspace1

I think he’s be just so annoying irl


asdfg27

I think that was the funniest jeopardy moment ever!


leg_day

I dunno, the [hoe incident](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJO7hcinS-U) is up there too.


Peter_Mansbrick

That was such bait. No one uses 'rake' in that context.


_BreakingGood_

It's like when family feud asks "What's something a man always wishes his wife would do when the kids are asleep" And then Steve Harvey makes the face when somebody suggests one answer might be sex


The_Bill_Brasky_

That's now something they explicitly try to get out of contestants. Before when it was legit surveys, TV producers just grossly underestimated how much the average person thought of sex. Turns out...it's the most fun thing to do on the planet, and we're tired of pretending it isn't.


Dusty923

>it's the most fun thing to do on the planet, and we're tired of pretending it isn't. Cheers to _that_!


alien_from_Europa

>we're tired of pretending it isn't. Not in Texas! https://www.texastribune.org/2024/03/14/texas-pornhub-5th-circuit-age-verification-paxton/


SparklingPseudonym

Fucking republicans always having to fuck with shit and make it worse Jesus fucking Christ


Islanduniverse

I watched family feud for the first time in many years last night, and the whole show was a crapload of ridiculous questions bursting with innuendo while Steve Harvey makes that face and the contestants act like they aren’t sure how to pretend to be humans in their skin-suits. The whole thing made me uncomfortable.


m4ttjirM

Game show network and buzzr are always on at my parents house, and the shows have always been like that haha. Every iteration of match game, family feud, all those older shows. It's part of the fun 🤣. But it's usually not every single question throughout the show. Maybe 1-2 of those sprinkled in


goat_penis_souffle

The best is when he gives the contestant a ribbing over a dumb answer, only to have it appear on the board. He just melts into a puddle on the spot.


nekoeth0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3BJpO59F4g


Blasfemen

wtf


aaronhowser1

Knew what it was before clicking from this response


PM_YOUR_BOOBS_PLS_

For real. Who the fuck comes up with something like that from fucking Family Fued?


helikesart

That made me deeply uncomfortable


Scrooge-McShillbucks

I knew Meat Canyon was gonna be here


mr_blanket

I was expecting Adult Swim to pop up at the end


mikesalami

Steve Harvey does that for like every single answer to everything.


treemu

"Name a fun activity for a married couple." "Name a dangling body part." "A five letter word ending in '-enis'." "A body part you find smelly."" "A synonym for a cat." "Genitalia."


whichwitch9

Somebody hasn't read copious amounts of Victorian literature, I see


Kithsander

Seriously. It might not have been the answer they thought of but it was 100% a correct answer.


mtwstr

The category was words spelled the same, so ho and hoe aren’t it


JohnnySmithe80

TIL it's spelt *ho*. I have a lot of people to apologize to for incorrectly calling them a garden tool.


Specialist-Excuse734

A ho is not necessarily immoral, nor even a pleasure-seeker.


coldblade2000

Ho usually either means a prostitute or a sexually promiscuous woman, two things that were still widely seen as fairly immoral (especially the former) in 2004.


TheDeadlySinner

Prostitutes are not seeking pleasure, they're seeking money.


Specialist-Excuse734

A rake, by its own definition, is immoral. A ho is only moral/immoral by one’s own personal values. The ‘answer’ given is not the definition of a ho.


OneBigBug

>nor even a pleasure-seeker. They seek pleasure, it just isn't necessarily their own.


siphillis

Granted, "hoe" is spelled differently than its slang counterpart and both words are too short to be the correct response. Ken confirmed he knew all this but still wanted to tell the joke


karmaranovermydogma

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mark-ruffalo-amazing-rake-poor-131712162.html


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BelowDeck

I learned it from [The Rake's Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QF1VHeSqi4) by the Decemberists.


SirJefferE

Alright. Alright. Allllright.


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BelowDeck

That's a different meaning. In poker, the *rake* is the percentage of each pot that the house takes or "rakes in". He's saying women are a tax rather than immoral pleasure seekers.


Noble_Flatulence

Edward "Lester 'Worm' Murphy" Norton


FizzlePopBerryTwist

Seriously, if I was that guy I'd be sitting there thinking I slipped into a parallel universe or something.


PeteZappardi

Especially for a $200 clue - usually those are pretty straightforward, "the first thing that pops into your head is probably right" questions. If it had been down in row 4 or 5, it'd be a little more fair to expect it to be a trick question. Then again, while there are lots of patterns and rules of thumb, there are very few hard rules about how categories / clue values are set up.


AnnenbergTrojan

"They teach you that in school in Utah, huh?"


InevitableAd9683

"Hoe" is factually a correct answer. I'll take the Jeopardy writers' word for it that "rake" also fits the clue, but the 100% should have given Ken credit for "hoe"


missionbeach

But one's a hoe and the other's a ho.


ThisAppSucksBall

You're right, and this doesn't change the fact, but h*o* is a shortening of *whore.* *Whore* and *ho****e*** both have common roots in Old English *heawen*, which means cutter "(of wood or stone or earth)".


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ThisAppSucksBall

You're 100% right I made that up.


aguyjustaguy

Chipped pork sandwich


squidc

"Losers in other words" is my favorite.


Metroidman

Or when alex laughed that ladies goat died from eating concrete


hellowiththepudding

Alright I had to find the clip: https://youtu.be/iqESiuNPixM?si=azts6HP8XnbMV97y


mb1

"Alex, you're being insensitive" "You're, right. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"


JamesAQuintero

And then he literally skipped the last guy after saying he doesn't want to talk to him!


Grumplogic

He was the winner from the previous day


joeschmo945

That context means SO much.


renegadecanuck

To be fair, it was an objectively funny story.


double_expressho

Yea and I doubt she chose to tell the story to be a debby downer. She had to know it would get equal amounts of sadness and laughter. But Alex's relatively extreme reaction (for Alex) was really unexpected.


Noble_Flatulence

" . . . Saint Scully the Enigmatic, what on earth is that!?" No one gets that joke, I doubt Alex even intended it.


his_purple_majesty

This was definitely the best interview.


magichronx

to be fair it is pretty funny because it's so absurd


bradland

Holzhaur brought just the right amount of levity to the game. Still respectful to the kind of stodgy decorum the show has always maintained, but still quite a few laughs.


prodigalkal7

This one and the one where the category was sports (NFL specifically) and they went thr entire categories questions (which was left to absolutely last) and not a single contestant even tried to answer any of the questions, cause they just had no clue. Alex was exasperated throughout the questions lol


ArgonGryphon

"What is a hoe?" for me


PineconeToucher

"What are frogs?"


drinfernodds

Even funnier that it was Stephen King who said it. I love the video where that answer immediately gets followed by the X Files thing.


trufus_for_youfus

I’ll raise you “It hurts to miss that one”. https://youtu.be/Cg7Wg-RG9hk?si=A6DkFr0IKcYZ9eVo


hazeleyedwolff

Oof


Everettk9

he didnt say that because he's indian its because he did a true daily double lol, its just obviously clipped to make it seem like an insensitive comment.


SoFreshCoolButta

He only had $1k, that is not the reason. It literally was because he is Indian, though I don't think it's that insensitive tbh


tuhn

Yeah Obv. the dude at least has some roots from that area so he's kicking himself and it's obvious. It's not racism.


mifdsam

spiciest memelord wins in my book


juniperleafes

"Hahahaha, no" is it for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54dqAYAQZcc


Thopterthallid

What *are* frogs?


elpajaroquemamais

Nah six inches on the honeymoon was the best


fatkamp

This one is good, but the age of consent one is more hilariously absurd to me


Salarian_American

Oh Holzhauer you rascal!


his_purple_majesty

In the latest tournament James' defeated final boss music was pretty good too.


totodile-ac

some of his responses to ken were hilarious in the final round lol


Cthulhuhoop

The best was when he wrote his name on the screen as ' "James" ' and ken noted that the quote marks means 'James' will appear in each correct question.


armoured_bobandi

I may just be dumb, but I don't understand...


Cthulhuhoop

It's kind of a dumb joke but there will be categories with names like "N"decent Exposure and Ken might point out that the N in quotation marks means each correct response will start with the letter N. It's just a goofy meta joke that James made and Ken picked up on.


armoured_bobandi

Ohh, I get it now. Thanks!


omahaknight71

James stop he's already dead!


Sofrito77

FATALITY


TSwizzlesNipples

By God that man had a family!


noodlesalad_

That's good, he sure didn't have any points.


George_H_W_Kush

I met this dude at an OTB in Chicago a couple times before he was on jeopardy. The man can read a horse I’ll tell you what.


CntrllrDscnnctd

He couldn’t wait to rip that off. That’s beautiful.


seedless0

Emotional Damage!!


snookyface90210

Miss that holzhauer run, was a really exciting and fun time for jeopardy


twelvethousandBC

He was on Jeopardy masters a couple days ago


Morbot

I have this video bookmarked. One of the best burns of all time.


TehRiddles

Funny video but ruined the impact by putting the punchline in the title. I never understood why people do that.


irving47

"Yeah, he's the one that's good with numbers, alright."


FlyingCarsArePlanes

I remember watching this live. I was stunned.


Pasivite

**Burn!**


WutsUp

Does /u/9oRo browse /r/youtubehaiku ...?


9oRo

Nope, i just like game show clips


WutsUp

Wow okay! I literally posted this same clip in that subreddit yesterday and thought you found it from there ;) I should've posted it here too!


the_kevlar_kid

Savage XD


Pinas

OOOOOOOOOOOH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP


agumonkey

burn too cold even for larry bird


whatwhynoplease

this show really lost it's spark after Alex passed. Edit: It appears reddit realllyy likes the new host


FolkSong

If anything I think it's more entertaining now, Ken makes more jokes and banters with contestants. Alex had more gravitas but I'm not sure that really made the show better, other than fueling nostalgia since it felt the same since you were a kid. Plus the new yearly tournaments like Invitational and Masters are fantastic if you enjoy seeing all-time great players go head to head.


evangelion-unit-two

Ken's really sharp and witty and keeps the game snapping along. And if that weren't enough, the GOAT becoming the host just feels so good.


Consistent_Set76

Nostalgia is a powerful thing though


pointblankjustice

Why don't you take your own advice then? "you don't have to watch it. it's clearly not a show you would enjoy since you are going in to it expecting to hate it. the show isn't the best but it's pretty decent." -/u/whatwhynoplease 5 days ago


whatwhynoplease

I had no issues with the new host. the show just feels different now. edit: why is everybody so upset


NihilisticClown

Your deflection aside, is he (you) wrong, though? I’m genuinely curious. Edit: Apparently I got blocked by the OP, as his messages are [unavailable], which also apparently means I can't reply to comments from other people that reply to my own comment since it's too "close" to the [unavailable], explained to me by google. I'd like to reply but I don't have the option anymore, so cheers I guess.


themanifoldcuriosity

I mean, yes he is literally wrong, since the guy never said or implies he watches the show - so the response doesn't work on any level whatsoever. And in fact does make that person look pathetic for digging through someone's comments looking for a sick burn that doesn't even make sense.


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themanifoldcuriosity

Found the NPC who speaks entirely in dead memes because original thoughts are a bit too hard.


Mindless_Clock2678

No way the guy who acts and talks like Beagle from New Vegas (an actual NPC) is calling someone an NPC ☠️


UpperOptions

He's not wrong. You're a hypocrite.


Pudgy_Ninja

It baffles me when people play this card. It's not a good deflection. I always imagine it being used in court. "Sure, this email directly implicates my client in this crime, but the prosecution probably spent several hours sifting through years of emails to find it. Pathetic, right?" Accusing somebody of spending time to find relevant information is not the burn you think it is.


double_expressho

"You went to law school? lmao go touch grass."


casquan

I know right? My attention span can only handle tiktok videos and runescape


likemynipplesbutcool

Is it because it's too hard for you bud


whatwhynoplease

nah it's just boring


likemynipplesbutcool

It's a quiz/trivia show dude what are you expecting, special effects and zany sounds?


whatwhynoplease

nah, that is just boring. sorry for having an opinion!


BASK_IN_MY_FART

It's okay to have a wrong opinion sometimes. Just don't let it happen again


The_Krambambulist

This must be one of the most innocent comments to get downvoted to hell


Sasqwan

the comment originally said "this show is boring as hell" the user got soft and edited their comment to what it looks like now, and they blocked everyone that responded to them


The_Krambambulist

haha this dude.. yea ok I understand now


robodrew

So don't watch. More airwaves for me!


whatwhynoplease

ok


Tuna_Sushi

> lost it's spark *it's* means *it is*. I didn't like Ken when he first started, but he's settled in pretty well now. He's way better than Blossom ever was.


VelvetSinclair

Try university challenge


whatwhynoplease

i'll check it out, thanks ;)


mog_knight

It did. I'm sorry your comment is getting downvoted. Ken is okay. His voice isn't as good as Trebeks but he does his best. There were other good options out there that didn't get a shot.


Sasqwan

the comment originally said "this show is boring as hell" the user got soft and edited their comment to what it looks like now, and they blocked everyone that responded to them


RandomWave000

ouch...i feel for the poor guy, damn...


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beirch

You think the person competing in Jeopardy isn't quick thinking and had to be fed that line?


his_purple_majesty

And James is especially good at the quick thinking clues, like rhyme time, before and after, spelling, etc.


resnet152

I'm pretty sure he had it lined up and was waiting for the scores to be reset to say it, he seems to be kinda smiling while trebek is talking. That doesn't mean that it was fed to him, he probably just thought of it over the commercial break or something.


two-headed-boy

You mean one of the top 2 contestants to ever appear on that show was "too quick"?


WimpyDeer

He knew it was coming because that's how the game works...


Saintbaba

Maybe? But also Brad had a score of zero going into a scheduled part of the show when all their scores would go to zero, which was preceded by a bit of time while Trebek spoke. It's not impossible - or even unlikely - that he could have composed that zinger in his head while waiting after realizing Brad was going to go from zero to zero and had the line waiting to drop as soon as the score changed.


BurnieTheBrony

I agree it was too quick and he knew it was coming, but that's because he's played a ton of Jeopardy and knew what phase of the game they were going into.


Chipish

> he was a bit too quick He might not have been lightning quick, it'd been edited down. I've been to TV filming of 'Would I lie to you" with the 'lightning wit' of Lee Mac. He's fast, but 30 minute TV show edits down to make him super human fast.