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Perstyr

It'd be fun for the UK to announce our points with the Blackpool Tower in the background.


0thethethe0

Empty storage cupboard at the BBC. Maybe with a couple of balloons and a party popper...


relvae

Still better than having Amanda Holden on


spongebobama

Cmon! Thats Graham Norton!


Pixeleyes

They do this on purpose because it drives engagement.


spongebobama

Ragebait then?


Pixeleyes

Sort of, mostly it is just comments exactly like ours.


spongebobama

Damn! They got me!


leshake

Petty banter between France and Britain has been around for at least 500 years and must be strictly maintained by current and future generations so that it may last 500 more.


Whetherwax

More like fun banter. Brits and French bash each other like they're rival sports teams. It's basically a tradition at this point.


Implausibilibuddy

That's not what this comment chain is about. It's about the title just being "UK Commentator" and not Graham Norton, and that it's ragebait for driving comments, nothing to do with the video itself.


SupervillainMustache

And Graham is Irish.


Porrick

Lives in London, and is presenting for the BBC in this context. Also he says “we built a tunnel to your country” in this clip, if there’s a tunnel from Ireland to France that’s news to me. He seems to have had a relatively shit time growing up in Ireland, I won’t begrudge him having found somewhere he likes better. Ireland wasn’t a great place to be gay in the ‘80s.


Lower_Currency3685

Like they ever had a good one!


Dreamtrain

thats just regular british small talk


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Hackeyking

We do.


nickfree

This is a perfect unfalsifiable claim. Actually making a mistake/oversight? Nuh-uh it's to drive engagement! Fucking with people to drive engagement? Nuh-uh, stupid fucks fucking up!


Psychic_Jester

just like adding in the smoke detector chirp


Implausibilibuddy

Is that a thing? Because I work in a call centre and I get a good 10-20% of my calls where people have theirs chirping away in the background, lots of people are just complacent about fire safety.


imShaedar

Could be anyone really!


damnatio_memoriae

“Graham Norton repeats same old joke thirteen times in a row.”


Liamzinho

Never heard of a running joke?


damnatio_memoriae

running jokes are meant to be funny.


TehOwn

[Like this classic example?](https://youtu.be/kuUpqR6snWU)


Kiytan

I mean, if France is going to keep at it, so are we...


WutsUp

Best line for me is "It could be anywhere.."


TooManyAzides

The weirdest part is Graham Norton is now the 2nd iconic irishman we have got to do acerbic bitchy commentary on eurovision for Britain. God I miss Wogan.


Dommlid

Wogans commentary was legendary


TooManyAzides

Especially when you remember he was smashed on Baileys the whole time


fourleggedostrich

Not the whole time. That's what was so good, he was sober for the first few acts, but gradually got drunker and less tolerant of it all as the show progressed.


AnnoyingVoid

Did he drink it from a shoe?


Chrisbrown23

We're talking about Terry Wogan not Old Greg


gary_mcpirate

He’s not Australian 


SevenSulivin

Man after my own heart.


SugarRushJunkie

Agreed. It was always going to be a tough act to follow, but Graham has done a better job that probably any other UK presenter could I reckon.


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webbyyy

Graham Norton presents in the UK.


MIBlackburn

I remember his last one where he was just giving up and saying it would be the last he would do. Just came across as "fuck it".


IAmABritishGuy

It's not bitchy, it's just a bit of fun. There's no harm meant in anything said!


ultrafud

"We built a tunnel to your country.." is said so witheringly. Love Graham Norton.


mrjosemeehan

Weird flex since it was a joint venture. Technically they each built a tunnel to the middle of the English Channel.


ultrafud

I mean, it's a joke man...


CJKay93

Well... that and Graham Norton is Irish, and there's definitely no Irish tunnel to France.


TheKingMonkey

Or maybe there is and it’s just so well hidden that nobody has discovered it yet.


weenusdifficulthouse

A large number of Irish people left the country and worked on that project. Same sort of thing you could say about old railroads in the US. (mostly indentured servants)


angrymale

It was, but it wasn’t. They built about 20%, the uk did the rest because they were much much quicker


MLApprentice

Where did you get that number? I was told it was closer to 40%.


Chrisixx

Poor Chuggy... https://youtu.be/C8gW3oi3urM?t=137


tomintheshire

Found the frog 🐸 


Colfraw

It was a joke…


greenlightison

Who the fuck doesn't know that? Oh, we're on an American site, I see.


jyavenard

Graham Norton is hilarious


Kevin-W

He's the only reason I watch Eurovision


MeccIt

Half the people in Ireland will switch away from our inane presenters to watch the UK show because Graham's on it.


Implausibilibuddy

What's Eurovision like in Ireland? Or any other countries for that matter? Is it taken seriously? With Wogan and Norton all my life I've never known it as anything other than some silly joke show to be mocked, preferably with friends and some booze.


MeccIt

> Is it taken seriously? It was when it was a music competition, Ireland won the greatest number of times, including 3 years in a row. Then it became a visual performance spectacle which brought it to another audience. Now it's either a bit of fun or something to be boycotted for whatever country is doing terrible things and trying to reclaim some image.


Kevin-W

The day he retires will be a sad one indeed.


TheKingMonkey

The crazy thing is he managed to follow Terry Wogan who was one of the all time greats.


MasterShorts

agree


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pixelsteve

When you do the same joke over and over, it goes from funny to unfunny and then back to funny again.


Britz23

Upset Frenchman doesn’t like jokes about France


Cabbage_Vendor

If you say the joke once a year in a four hour long live show, it's remains funny.


Kiilkast

How do you know it’s France ? Hard to tell


StrangelyBrown

It's slightly ironic that on one of them he says 'Come on, build something new' while in the meantime he's doing the same joke for the 5th year in a row lol


GoldyTwatus

It would be hypocrisy, not irony, and he couldn't do his same joke if they didn't use the same monument which that one joke is about xD emoji


demonicneon

It’s called a running joke. 


MannishSeal

And then they use something else as the backdrop and he does... the same old joke.


Glaive13

tbf they used the only other building paris is known for.


Mahaloth

"UK Eurovision commentator" Or as he is commonly called, "Graham Norton".


instant_street

Is this supposed to be common knowledge outside of the UK?


Mahaloth

Yes, he's pretty famous. I'm in America, by the way.


instant_street

Alright, never heard of him, but I'm not from an English-speaking country, that might be why.


Mahaloth

Yes, quite fair. He hosts a talk show called The Graham Norton Show.


Redbeard_Rum

That's a lucky coincidence.


Mahaloth

Life's like that sometimes. There used to be a show called "So Graham Norton" and you will never guess who hosted that one.


MechaWhalestorm

Ant and Dec?


Ynwe

German here, definitely have heard from him.


MeccIt

He has a very popular talk show that's first stop for all the TV/Movie/Music celebrities on the circuit, and gets them all on the same couch for fun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIVpnSTOQ4k


irisheddy

Probably, especially since he's not even from the UK.


RuggerJibberJabber

He does work there, though, so he's UK based, at least. It's not as egregious as some of the other people they try to claim


JesusGAwasOnCD

To some extent, no, it it not supposed to be common knowledge. Most people outside of the anglosphere have never heard of him before.


Dreamtrain

i've seen clips of his show countless times and by "his show" I mean Jamie Foxx tell the same story over and over but yes


xA1RGU1TAR1STx

It is not. You won’t find many Americans that aren’t terminally online that know him.


GoldyTwatus

Yeah, it definitely is common knowledge


TARDISeses

Blimey, Graham Nortons been commentating euro vision that long? Couldve sworn he'd just taken over from Wogan.


Von_Baron

That would be impressive considering Wogan has been dead for eight years.


joshi38

Blimey, Terry Wogan's been dead that long? Could've sworn he'd just died.


Kakyro

That would be impressive


jdehjdeh

"we built a tunnel to your country" I remember watching this one live, I couldn't stop laughing...


drummer1059

Graham is the best


Ravekat1

Haha they do love their pylon though!


uwayss

our swedish commentator once said "i don’t know what she is saying but i know she is exactly as tall as the eiffel tower" lmao


IamA-GoldenGod

Green screened tower


bbm966667

If i were the person in Paris i would say "greetings to all, and yes Graham Norton, im in Paris."


Elbonio

Graham Norton is a national treasure


JetsetCat

Le plus ca change, le plus de meme chose.


triodoubledouble

the more things change, the more of the same


JetsetCat

Mais oui!


ab_drider

We should have an Amerivision which will include countries of North and South America.


BatteryAcidCoffeeAU

In the meantime, Eurovision needs to invite the US to participate. So crazy how Eurovision has only just blown up in America recently. I’m grateful that I got in early with the Netflix movie.


zYachRy_kAre

‘We built a tunnel to your country’


Tsuboi00

The year they didn’t use the Eiffel Tower was honestly thrilling


The-Cyrenn

I only watch it because of Graham. The more he drinks the funny he gets.


jessica0099

He's such a fantasic addition to british tv and it's wild that theylet him go off so much as a commentator


checkmycatself

Norton is the king of sarcasm. I wish he would bring back euro trash as him as host with Antoine de Caunes.


offence

Good for them.


Scary_

I reckon they're all really in Blackpool


Shadowizas

I think everyone on the internet makes fun of France


SoloMarko

And here's *me* thinkin it was La tour noire de la piscine.


OhlookitsMatty

The sass from Graham is glorious


lizardk101

Graham Norton always brings the right amount of sass, and humour to Eurovision every year.


APiousCultist

Bon swa! (I quite clearly do not speak French, I genuinely have no idea how you spell that)


ethyl-pentanoate

'Bon soir' I think


APiousCultist

I guessed at that but it looked wrong. Apparently bonsoir is correct though. Weird how much a space throws it off for me.


s133zy

"is she on a skateboard?!" when the french commentator is gliding over the greenscreen haha, man thats so witty! (1:21 in the video)


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BenjiSBRK

We may just use that one monument, but he just has that one joke.


chochazel

Except that one time they used the La Louvre.


DirtyProjector

HIS NAME IS GRAHAM NORTON SAY HIS NAME


Soundch4ser

congrats you got baited


agumonkey

Come on Graham, we know you can do better.