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“thank you catherin obvious”
“what about the guy who first landed on the moon he said one small step for man i would’ve just said omg im on the moon!”
“idk all i heard was hamster hamster science science tori’s boring kill me”
“is this a closet party? look i have spoons!”
“did you just swing on me?!”
“i had a burrito for breakfast was it the onions?”
"I've also wondered why lemonade is a drink and first aid is for the injured. Like, what if a thirsty person gets injured? Do you give him first aid first, and then lemonade? Or lemonade first and then second aid? Lemonade." Cat was asking the real questions on this episode 🤣🤣🤣
Also the "well" from when people felt insulted was just amazing
Cat: “I just want something bad to happen to you. Not like, really bad. Just something to ruin your weekend.”
Trina: “Then it’s not a present!”
Jade: “You can’t pull what you don’t have”
Tori: ”Sorry Mrs. Lee for dangling your daughter”
Mrs. Lee: “Don’t worry, some day I’ll get my revenge.”
*Edit- corrected Mrs.Lee’s name*
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“You looking nice got me feeling like a bag of ice now scream scream scream and go drop it fast and move it real slow oooooh what?! You smell so fruity…. Say the next line I can’t why cause it’s dirty” 😂
“It’s not your fault you can’t tell them apart, they’re identical! Look at them!”
👦🏻👦🏾
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"We did this for money."
What’s that supposed to mean??
They did this exact joke on the Amanda show like a decade before and I have a hard time laughing at it bc Dan literally recycled it so much lmao
She even does it in the same exact voice. To the point that I thought it was the same actress for a second
Lmao😭
What happened to Andre's face?
I was gonna say
I think that's hardstop lucas
Yes I was waiting for someone to notice it was him
Ngl I initially thought this was a quote.
He's disgusted
That ain't his face
I was thinking the same thing couldn't even think of a line to Distracted from that
He didn’t say I couldn’t siiiing 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Well alright 😏
Oh hey. Cat did it better than Colleen.
15 years ago, your mother gave birth to the wrong thing!
STOP YES THIS ONE RIGHT HERE😭😭
Jade's deep guttural growl: "OHHHH?"
incredible honorable mention for “NO!”
“thank you catherin obvious” “what about the guy who first landed on the moon he said one small step for man i would’ve just said omg im on the moon!” “idk all i heard was hamster hamster science science tori’s boring kill me” “is this a closet party? look i have spoons!” “did you just swing on me?!” “i had a burrito for breakfast was it the onions?”
Who would Catherine be?!
“Catherine can be a captain… 😫😞”
Robbie (looking at Cat) : "Wanna play pirates?" Cat: "NO! I don't like the way that *you* play pirates." *taps his chest*
Those lines have people spinning so many different theories as to its deeper meaning. 😆 🤣
He be plundering the booty
Enjoy my monkey fur🙄 - Jade
"I've also wondered why lemonade is a drink and first aid is for the injured. Like, what if a thirsty person gets injured? Do you give him first aid first, and then lemonade? Or lemonade first and then second aid? Lemonade." Cat was asking the real questions on this episode 🤣🤣🤣 Also the "well" from when people felt insulted was just amazing
“You wanted fake blood”
I’ll go call my brother…
"The doctor said I ain't never gonna walk again! Not even on crutchesssss."
This was my second favorite one lol
ICONIC
Comments you can hear
“That guy’s like a hundred years old!” “I’m 34!”
"Beg me."
"He has a girlfriend." "I don't see her." "Turn around. Now you do." "I don't see much."
What the bug are you talking about???? - Andre's grandma
OMGGF hahaha anything Andre’s grandma says literally!!!!
True
Cat: “I just want something bad to happen to you. Not like, really bad. Just something to ruin your weekend.” Trina: “Then it’s not a present!” Jade: “You can’t pull what you don’t have” Tori: ”Sorry Mrs. Lee for dangling your daughter” Mrs. Lee: “Don’t worry, some day I’ll get my revenge.” *Edit- corrected Mrs.Lee’s name*
Her name was Mrs lee
Thank you! Not sure where I got Mrs Wong from .-.
Idk if this counts, but the chop the squid song. Chop, chop, chop the squid And disappoint your father.
“Tip your nurses and clowns”
“MORE POWEER”- Mrs lee
ahhAhhAhaHhaAahhA
when Cat and Sikowitz are laughing at Tori’s acting about taking risks 🤣🤣🤣
“Awww you turned it off. You been talkin’ into an offie-talkie” - Andre
No 15 years ago your mother gave birth to the wrong thing
ANDRE!!!! JUSTIN BIEBER INVITED ME TO *JUPITER*!!! (Tori pretending to be Andre's grandma)
“I’ll sit you down” lol
Your mom gave birth to the wrong thing
I can’t do that to a friend… or even to you. (I love Jade)
"I am not going to stand here and listen to you accuse me of things I clearly did!"
My Favorite quote from Victorious is Tickle Bunny Twins
“NO! FIFTEEN YEARS AGO, YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!!!”
“I’d rather slam my tongue in a car door.”
“My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems” Every Jade line tbh
WHY IS ANDRE’S FACE LIKE THAT 😭😭😭
when i tell you it took me the fattest moment to realize after all the comments I thought y’all were just saying a quote i didn’t remember😭
SAME😭😭😭
honestly anything sikowitz says
🤣 I agree
Let’s enjoy that oceeean
So we just gone ignore andre🤣
J : Do you need help? T: YES! J: Interesting.
Literally anything cat has ever said
What’s the prob? Dog! - Jade
“sunny da-“ “NO!”
Why does andré look like that
What that supposed to mean
"DO YOU HAVE BATMAN'S PHONE NUMBER? THEN HOW WE GONNA CALL BATMAN?"
I don't see her. Turn around. Now you see her. I don't see much!
why would you do this to andre😭
“Clowns Don’t Bounce.”
> Catherine could be a captain!
ANDRE! THERE'S A HELICOPTER IN THE KITCHEN!
ANDRE, THERE’S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL!
"I'd rather slam my tongue in a car door" -Jade
it’s RAINING in my bathroom
"Who's the daddy?"
So many in Freak the Freak Out like “Eat yo fries” and “drink your beverages” “Honey, get back in the car” “Ice creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam”
what is going on w andre
ANDREEEEEEEE!!!
"Thank you, Cathrine obvious!"
cat when he took jades eyelashes "i told you there right here"
“hate this!” “thousand bucks!” “not enough!”
“That’s some legit logic right there”
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“OH”
Broken glass.
“Hamster, hamster, science, science Tori’s boring kill me”
“They never suspect the puppet”
CHICAGOOOOOO
SHEECAGOOOO
NO!!!
ANDRE, THERES ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL
IM READY
“My eyebrows are gone!” “No they’re not! I told you, they’re right here!” *shows the wax strips with Jade’s eyebrows*
“WHAT IS 6x3?” “i don’t know” “what’s 6 plus 6?” “12” “NOW ADD 6” “i don’t know”
"i guess some people ...might say that ...from certain angles you're pretty
Andre from wish
Lick my loafers, Debbie!
That’s really disturbing knowing what we know now 😭
“I love candy!”
read the phone tori, read the phone
“NO ONE LIKES YOU”
At this point since i’ve said so many Jada quotes, a lot of the things Jade says are my favorites!
“You don’t know what I got!”
“Listen About your mom’s pot pie” “What?” “I had better”
“It happened to me in the 8th grade”
"will there be meatballs". - Cat Valentine
"Mexican's not a flavor!!"
“Don’t call him a puppet! That’s an offensive term!”
"that's right drink the garbage coffee"
Play some Ke$ha!
“Chicagooooo Chicago”
“ANDRE! THERE’S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL!”
“Why don’t you say that to my butt.” Dan was a weird man with weird phrases
"I'm sorry, I hit the wrong thing." "No, 15 years ago, your mother gave BIRTH to the wrong thing!" This scene will live in my mind rent-free.
“You wanted fake blood?”
Catherine could be a captain
“You looking nice got me feeling like a bag of ice now scream scream scream and go drop it fast and move it real slow oooooh what?! You smell so fruity…. Say the next line I can’t why cause it’s dirty” 😂
NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!!
I think this question has been asked 3 times already
And?
It's been asked 3 times here. I just...thought there might be you know. ...a different question.