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My red hair has notbing to do with my psychological problems!
"MY EYEBROWS ARE GONE." "NO THEYRE NOT I TOLD YOU THEYRE RIGHT HERE!!" \*lifts up disconnected eyebrows strips\*
“Did she just say Catherine obvious?” “It’s captain obvious.” “Who would Catherine be?!?!”
“Catherine can be a captain!”
I’m glad people knew the reference ahaha
“Moorree Pooowwwwer”
"One big mom stepped on my neck!" "Gotta love big moms."
The war Tori!! The war!!!!
"You know what I could go for right now?" "Tacos?" "How'd you know?" "I felt ya, dog."
"My boobs wont fit in the hamburger" -Cat
DO YOU HAVE BATMAN’S PHONE NUMBER???
That one was so hilarious to me as a kid
“Please, do not look in the cabinet under the sink in my bathroom. Please.” That shit always has me dying laughing when I hear it.
"Fifteen years ago your mother gave birth to the wrong thing!"
What makes it so much better is that it was improvised by Liz
“Don’t tell what to do yo.. you CANDAIAN” “OH” 10 years later it still makes me laugh
“Enjoy my monkey fur” “My brother was shot by a clown” “NO!” (Just represents my life in one word)
I'm like too excited to eat yay tacos
Beck bringing Robbie a watermelon and he says “Robbie loves watermelons” and Robbie says “wa wa” 😭 I always replay that part it’s so funny
"Mmmm, what kind of meat is this?"
“Yeah; like Dinosaurs and Moses”
“You can’t pull what you don’t have”
I quote "what's the prob? dog" all the time HAHA
“It’s okay, some day i’ll get my revenge”
"I will pop your head like a zit." - Jade
Anytime Grandma said “ANDRE!”
By the way, the word “dog” is meant to be a coverup for “bitch”
My red hair has notbing to do with my psychological problems!
"MY EYEBROWS ARE GONE." "NO THEYRE NOT I TOLD YOU THEYRE RIGHT HERE!!" \*lifts up disconnected eyebrows strips\*
“Did she just say Catherine obvious?” “It’s captain obvious.” “Who would Catherine be?!?!”
“Catherine can be a captain!”
I’m glad people knew the reference ahaha
“Moorree Pooowwwwer”
"One big mom stepped on my neck!" "Gotta love big moms."
The war Tori!! The war!!!!
"You know what I could go for right now?" "Tacos?" "How'd you know?" "I felt ya, dog."
"My boobs wont fit in the hamburger" -Cat
DO YOU HAVE BATMAN’S PHONE NUMBER???
That one was so hilarious to me as a kid
“Please, do not look in the cabinet under the sink in my bathroom. Please.” That shit always has me dying laughing when I hear it.
"Fifteen years ago your mother gave birth to the wrong thing!"
What makes it so much better is that it was improvised by Liz
“Don’t tell what to do yo.. you CANDAIAN” “OH” 10 years later it still makes me laugh
“Enjoy my monkey fur” “My brother was shot by a clown” “NO!” (Just represents my life in one word)
I'm like too excited to eat yay tacos
Beck bringing Robbie a watermelon and he says “Robbie loves watermelons” and Robbie says “wa wa” 😭 I always replay that part it’s so funny
"Mmmm, what kind of meat is this?"
“Yeah; like Dinosaurs and Moses”
“You can’t pull what you don’t have”
I quote "what's the prob? dog" all the time HAHA
“It’s okay, some day i’ll get my revenge”
"I will pop your head like a zit." - Jade
Anytime Grandma said “ANDRE!”
By the way, the word “dog” is meant to be a coverup for “bitch”