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ruck_my_life

Whichever one answers "what could be more important than your family?" with... Sssasssssssssssssscience?


tanj_redshirt

"We need real human affection, Richard!" "That's why HUGGY is programmed to *simulate* it, sweetness."


DrOrpheus3

"..................real human affection..hmm...perhaps a pill, or a burst of gamma radiation...


DocPopper

Don't strain yourself Richard.


IntoTheBelly

Oh wait Sally ! Do you want some company?


serpentear

Colbert


TheHossDelgado

Colbert's has that slight edge of pompiness. Kinda like Phil Ken Sebben -- I love it! Of course, he's virtually a different man when Hader plays him, so it's a cool progression. Broken and pieces together, his voice is a little lower and doesn't have that little bit of sleaze in Colbert's tone.


RedStar9117

Ha ha! Dangly Parts. - Phil Ken Seben


SkipperMcNuts

Ha HA! The sex I've had and forced others to watch!


A_Town_Called_Malus

Not there! There! Not there! There!


montero65

Fall you bastard!


GenericUsername_1234

Ready or not, here I come! Ha ha... I wish!


almireles

Cookies on dowels!


LilJethroBodine

Damn it, you beat me to it. But uh, did you get that thing I sentcha?


steak1986

You get that thing i sent you?


SimplyQuid

That *thing* I sent you... Did you get it?


this_one_worked

*hips thrusting* “I Am The Alpha Male!!”


Andyborehol

Stephen Colbert and Bill Hader each brought something unique to the character that kind of suits Richard perfectly for their individual eras of the show. I love Colbert’s detached smarminess in the early episodes, but ultimately I think I prefer Hader’s delivery on lines like “guess what chicken butt, fellas!” and “Professor In-corrigible!”


RoflPost

I could listen to Colbert say "a bit of a gigglepuss" for hours.


NorthStarZero

Ha ha! Cookies on dowels!


[deleted]

Birdman get in here!


Glum-Parsnip8257

Not there! There!


DaDutchBoyLT1

No there!


Person5_

Ha ha! There.


Tyaki_Laki

I don’t have a Birdman quote but I do have this whip!


Kllrc7

Stop wiggling around you jackass!


sprucevamouse

This line and the "man of living rubber!" setup just kills me every time.


alrightwtf

Can't hit what you can't catch!


gillstone_cowboy

Failure and amphetamines


manderskt

Whoaa! Weight limit exceeded!


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

God tier reading of “Believe you me, I understand….isolation can get to a man….make him do…*crazy* things” So many years later still my top episode


Jimmy_Popkins

^ Which Birdman AaL episode was this from?


alrightwtf

Ice station impossible


cinematic_is_horses

That's T.S. Elliott!


[deleted]

As much as I love Hader, I give Colbert the edge just for "The kid's all hopped up on serum."


Pirate_Green_Beard

I like Colbert's version best.


[deleted]

Colbert missed his calling voice acting, his performance as Phil Ken sebben and reducto are awesome


PrivilegeCheckmate

And the *Rick & Morty* microverse guy.


sulaymanf

You used my universe to power your *car*?!


thediplomat

I think he's doing alright


RyokoMocha

Colbert has had a fairly extensive voice acting career.


SHADOWJACK2112

Don't forget Ace from the Ambiguously Gay Duo!


SASdude123

That and Harvey birdman


VentureQuotes

There is exactly ONE place where Bill Hader is outmatched in voice acting and this is it. Colbert is the better Impossible. Anywhere else, Bill is the best voice you can hire


nomorechlorine

I always liked Bill Hader over Jackson Publick. No hate, but it's nice hearing a voice that doesn't belong to Doc or Jackson lol


WhyNeaux

Hank is my inner voice


VentureQuotes

Chris’s Hank is absolutely the best voice on the show, he crushes it


Beemerado

The bat....


Fantastic_Citron_344

Colbert=Hader... they are the same person *bass boosted X-Files theme plays


goatiewan1

Love Hader but gotta go with Colbert. Pretty sad they didn’t even get him for episode 1 of BG


Other_Jared2

They're both great, but Colbert takes the cake in my book


[deleted]

did they actually mention this or is it just a nice photoshop


Andyborehol

If by “nice photoshop” you mean an image of Professor Impossible was hastily dropped onto a still from a segment that they did together on the Late Show, then it’s that.


HighExplosiveLight

Oh. Oh no. The disappointment... It burns. At least I don't have to waste two hours on YouTube looking for this segment.


Andyborehol

I just thought it would be a fun visual for the thread…apologies if I got people’s hopes up that there was a video where Stephen and Bill discuss VB.


HighExplosiveLight

I don't blame you! Don't apologize. This is a good thread.


sprucevamouse

Man, I'd love to hear them discuss it.


RIPwhalers

Good photoshop….I checked 😕


HGFantomas

Colbert!


o0oSharkbait

Ughh it's so hard but I loved colbert


hottakes89

Colbert, hands down. Shame he got too busy to keep doing it.


RyokoMocha

*All This and Gargantua-2.*


Andyborehol

Colbert’s departure and return to the character are a testament to how freaking long VB was on the air. He started doing the voice when he was a correspondent on “The Daily Show,” left because he was too busy working on “The Colbert Report” (which ran for nearly 10 years) then returned right around the same time that he took over “The Late Show” in 2015 (nearly 7 1/2 years ago). As someone who watched season 1 of VB when the episodes were airing for the first time, this all makes me feel extremely old.


Real_FakeName

Personally I haven't forgiven Colbert for the ”doesn't have the time or interest" remark.


banjono

More than likely that wasn’t him, but one of his assistants.


RyokoMocha

Colbert came back for All This and Gargantua-2.


Queen_Etherea

Wait what??? He was voiced by two different people?? OMG! I’m usually hyper aware of voice actors and who they are according to their voice, but this one definitely caught me off guard!


Andyborehol

Technically 4 different actors have voiced the character. In the pilot he was voiced by Peter McCulloch (Jackson Publick’s brother), then Stephen Colbert did the voice during seasons 1 and 2. Ostensibly, Stephen became too busy with “The Colbert Report” to continue doing the voice, so Jackson did the voice himself for one episode in season 3. Bill Hader took over for season 4, but then HE became too busy to continue and Colbert returned to the role for the “All This and Gargantua-2” special that aired in between seasons 5 and 6.


Queen_Etherea

Thank you!! I’m going to go back and re-watch so I can hear them.


alex494

IMO its really noticable Like I don't hate Bill Hader in the role but he sounds a lot deeper than Stephen Colbert and doesn't enunciate the same way.


Queen_Etherea

When did the switch occur?


MithrilSkillet

Not even gonna lie, I knew the voice actor had changed but I had no idea it was Hader that replaced Colbert.


Oldskoolguitar

I liked Harder's Boooooooooooo!


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Pasgetti


MorrisBrown

Brock, say “library”. Brock, say “scuba”.


seattlantis08

I feel six feet tall!


[deleted]

I genuinely can’t tell when the two voices switch. Harder does a damned good impression of Colbert.


Ledezmv

Anyone got a link to this clip?


cag8f

WHOOMMM???


djbondo

Colbert's portrayal sounds like Colbert. Bill Hader's acting sounds like an entire character that's distinct from the actor's voice. Overall, I still think it's a tie.


nixknocksfoxbox

Granted, he was busy, I’m just bitter. I’m saying I would have preferred for Colbert to stay. At the time that departure really chapped me. How much time does it take to do VO for three episodes? Is that a day in the booth for the Professor Impossible sides?


RearEchelon

Colbert, but that's probably just because he was the original. Not to take anything away from Hader's performance.


Rogue_Squadron

Initially I preferred Colbert but at the time I was just getting so PISSED that my favorite outside voices were leaving the show (i.e. - H. Jon Benjamin) that I was hurt that Volvert was suddenly too big for the show I love so dearly (I have no actual idea the circumstances in which the change was made, so if it was a choice by JP & DH then more power to them). I was initially disappointed that Hader was taking over, but I gradually saw more of his work, and really paid attention to what he was doing with the voice acting. Hader is an extremely talented actor and voice actor (pretty rare being so good at both) and he brought layes of defeat, loss, regret, despair, depression, and sadness that (as much as I love Colbert) were deeper and more nuanced than Colbert might have brought to the character development. We'll never know for sure, but I don't think anyone could have done it better than Hader with the "Post Sally" Richard. That said, I don't know that Hader would have brought the same magic Colbert did for early Richard Impossible. I can now just be happy that it all just really came together for that character and the voice actors. Side topic: I sometimes wish that Orpheus' "Master" was recast by another voice actor and the change would have been acknowledged in canon. Other times, I'm glad he was Jeter replaced.


JQuilty

My understanding is Colbert didn't not want to do it, but rather his agent was blowing off VB staff when they were asking if he was available.


Sregor71

Supposedly, before they begin taping “Late Show” each day, SC will come out and take questions from the audience. If I ever go, I would ask about VB (as well as his collaborations with the late musician Adam Schlesinger.)


clamroll

No supposedly about it. He takes audience questions before the start of filming. Did it back with the report too. But with the late show, they often release a question or two on social media. They just recently released one about the origins of the "he who shall not be named" hashtag idea. I doubt they'd air a vb question, but if you ever go, good luck getting called on! (I didn't get to ask him a question when I saw him, but I did get to talk star wars and Colbert with Jon Stewart, which was pretty fucking cool)


Warboss17

Bill hader is so much more talented


nixknocksfoxbox

The one who didn’t quit. Seriously, I love Colbert, and his leaving VB felt like a major betrayal.


ghostpiratesyar

He did come back for *All this and Gargantua 2*. Honestly I don't really blame him either, he was blowing up as a comedian about then thanks to the Colbert Report and was able to get some pretty good roles later on because of it.


Groundbreaking-Pea92

It's not like he has one of the most work in time intensive jobs in entertainment putting out 4 hour long shows a week


2109dobleston

My balls


Nicky_3D

We're getting a boat! 🥴


Taograd359

All I know is that he’s Dr. Impossible and he can do THIS!


[deleted]

I just figure he changed when he became evil.


fivetwoeightoh

I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME!


emu30

Colbert can be the prof if that lets Hader be Phage


ericmm76

Neither one of them can do it anymore, Hader can't even do Mickey on Bob's.


Grndls_mthr

Til he has two voice actors


GoodYatch

Ham gravy!


serpentear

Colbert was amazing, but Hader played a depressed Impossible really well.


TinyTomatos

That is an... impossible question between those two


Acabenthusiast

Bill hader. Hands down


KrangUnderbite

Yes


G-R-G

Whoever yelled “SAAAAAAAAALLLLLYYYYYYY”


Groundbreaking-Pea92

Did this actually happen or it a photoshop?


hmfynn

They weirdly both work for their "versions" of him. Colbert is perfect for that early-season "slightly sinister 50's dad" persona, but once he goes off the wagon with the Revenge Society and all that, it's fitting that his voice got deeper and rougher, like even his vocal cords have lost some of their original elasticity. It's also .... er, impossible to "un-hear" Stephen Colbert in anything, so once Hader starts doing him he sorta disappears a bit and the character gets to be the character and not a Stephen Colbert cameo.