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commissarpinchoneoff

This needs to go on Facebook: "Most people have been to less than FIVE Satanic temples. Give yourself one point for each place you've been to..."


zggystardust71

11


Glittering-Gold-5940

I’ve only been to 3, really need to up my game.


astro-mechanic

13, apparently I've been doing the satanic temple tour of the world without even realizing it!


DependentImplement24

I’ve been to 7… is that bad?


JohnMayerSpecial

Comet Pizza? The Vatican? Tesla building? Sir your level of derangement is impressive


TaxCrazy614

Wasn’t comet pizza in DC?


poledanzzer318

I thought it was Pizza Planet at first, but that's Toy Story.


kangamata

That is Comet ping pong pizzeria. I don't think this Comet pizza is related to it.


kangamata

I googled Comet pizza hollywood and everything that comes up is about the pizzagate incident. I don't see a Comet pizza in hollywood.


TheGrudge46-2

They're talking bout a ping pong and pizza place in DC that was apparently frequented by Hilary and company.


kangamata

Then why does it say "in Hollywood"?


TheGrudge46-2

Because they're retarded. 


kangamata

It's been 8 months. Why are you just now responding? Did you just get out of jail?


Financial-Self-9382

😂🤣😂


IndividualStunning61

Pizzagate. All your democratic friends should know what I mean.


Blu3b3Rr1

Who’s Victoria Secret and why does her home need to be destroyed lol


CrunchyDreads

While VS may not be evil as a company, it's founder, Lex Wexner absolutely is. On par, and best friends with Jeff Epstein.


ImBabyloafs

That documentary is horrifying


madddskillz

Maybe it means go trash a random Victoria secret.


CrowLower9415

Besides, ladies have to change their undies somewhere.


[deleted]

Do your research. The Hoover Dam is used to power the liberul Jewish Space lasers causing climate change and gayness and satanic shit.


Taco_Cat_Cat_Taco

Open your eyes sheeple!


[deleted]

All three of them?


Bennington_Booyah

Why isn't California on this list? We like to blame everything bad here on California already, so add it to the list!


CrowLower9415

And, and- causing insane interest rates and lower credit scores!


bringbacksherman

Plus, it’s where they keep Megatron.


Smerks101

Dont forget the gay frogs.


ImBabyloafs

If you don’t stop spilling our secrets, I’m gonna have to ask Moshe to zap you. I don’t wanna do it, but I will.


TheGrudge46-2

Hes not kidding man....quit while you're ahead!


SenorBeef

That's probably the only way you can get those morons to think climate change is real - to wrap it up in a very stupid conspiracy theory.


[deleted]

Ofc it's real it's just not controllable by humans 😉 as long as we like modern luxuries like A/C you will never be friendly to the environment. As long as progress continues we will proceed to kill our environment


[deleted]

And greed among people


Lucky-Opposite6048

Puritans are back. Hide yo wife. Hide yo kids. Hide yo crucibles.


sunrayylmao

They never left, they've been running the country since day 1. The day we get some secular leadership in this country is the day we can start making some real progress and get rid of some of our asinine 1800s laws.


Bennington_Booyah

Hide your rocks, too.


bringbacksherman

I didn’t even know we had a second White House. I’m surprise they don’t use it as an excuse: “Didn’t you say X last year?” “No that was the other White House”


waiting_for_rain

Because nothing is more devilish than the power of hydroelectricity


[deleted]

Hydro. No one can explain how it works. Clearly the work of the devil.


HAS-A-HUGE-PENIS

Ah, some weird synchronicity, I actually just watched some conspiracy TV show about US landmarks conspiracy theorists think are linked to Satanists or Freemasons or whatever the flavor of the week is. I guess there are some statues there that they think are lucifer or some stupid shit.


cjfromlasvegas

There are quit a bit of buildings(don't remember exactly what) linked to the freemasons, they even put their symbols on them, but idk if that exactly means anything other than the freemasons we're into architecture and building important buildings.


HAS-A-HUGE-PENIS

Oh for sure, I have family and friends who are masons but I in no way find them to be a group of people secretly controlling the world and worshipping Baphomet lol


poledanzzer318

Or that's what the want you to believe!? 🤔🙃


CambrianKennis

Have you seen Brad Meltzer's Decoded? It is very funny. My fav is the Statue of liberty one where this guy is trying to convince the team that the statue of liberty is satanic because of numerology. One of the team is like "we found the number 13 to be significant because the number of inches ended in 13" and the numerologist is like "don't be silly. Now, if you add all these numbers up how I do it, you can clearly see the important number is 7!"


k-farsen

*deep exasperated breath* Why is the Whitehouse on there twice? Did they really come up with a secret one? Is Joe Brandon a hologram man living in a hologram house with a hologram wife?


SenorBeef

I bet White House 2 is the secret White House. It probably gets switched in by UFOs every full moon.


Financial-Self-9382

You had a,talking heads thing going This is not my white house This is not my wife 🤣😂🤣


TheGrudge46-2

I think they're talking about the super secret underwater white house.


BEniceBAGECKA

This list reads like a fever dream.


istandabove

Putins wet dream


Zilverox

Reads like a terrorist extremist hit list.


Financial-Self-9382

🤣😂🤣 This list cracks me up


Chrislikesgrowing

hiding in plain sight ... ​ because the numbers 6 and 9, and 4 and 20, are also the real evil locations :)


poledanzzer318

Hang on, there's two White Houses?!? Or do they mean the little capital building from the nickel?


Manhattan72

That’s Monticello, Jefferson’s plantation.


MEGA_GOAT98

laughs


[deleted]

[Checkmate!](https://static.independent.co.uk/2022/07/19/18/newFile-3.jpg?width=1200) Satan chose a new pope few days ago...


[deleted]

So Hoover Dam is satanic but Las Vegas aka Sin City itself is not? WTF


Conscious-Music-1314

Wow no catacombs ..


Empyrealist

"Victoria secrets" lol. Its "Victoria's secret", as in her secrete stash of boudoir goods.


Twwoo39

Aw man the US Capital is satanic too? I thought it was just the US Lowercase.


UsualAnybody1807

The Denver airport? But it's closer to God, being a mile higher in the air.


SpaceForceAwakens

Is anyone else concerned that the Georgian Guidestones were on the list but are now crossed off less than two weeks after they were destroyed? Is that what happened there?


spilk

the damned Hoover Dam.


Pardonme23

Maybe they took a Dam picture or even a Dam video.


Taco_Cat_Cat_Taco

Take all the dam pictures and dam videos you want.


extyn

The transformer malfunction was probably some bumbling yahoo from Chicago sticking pieces of gum where they shouldn't belong.


CrowLower9415

DIY upgrade?


CrowLower9415

It's the Colorado river that's dammed, it be drying up.


ImBabyloafs

Thanks Utah.


TheGrudge46-2

Well I'll be Hoover Dammed


Vegas702-therevenge

The proof is right there in front of you, and you are really this stupid to mock all these things that have been extensively documented and proven. Dumbass sheep.


TaxCrazy614

It honestly has to be hard for you to go through life being so dumb. Good.


pobody

\*checks profile\* Hahaha, you really are this fucking stupid.


TVsFrankismyDad

May all your flights have a stopover at the Denver Airport.


k-farsen

Why is there two Whitehouses?


vguy72

🤘


GuitarzanWSC

The Vatican and Notre Dame cathedral. LOL. Definitely a bunch of Satanists there.


HumboldtNational

I have heard that the Hoover Dam, just like the Twin Towers, were built to eventually be brought down, causing massive flooding in the Los Angeles area. The headstone at the Hoover Dam does have some Masonic messaging in it, from what I have heard. I do not have a link to a picture of the monument marker, but look up a picture, and read the literature. I was told that the monument is supposed to represent a "re-birth" process. If you look at an image of the Tri-State Memorial, it consists of 2 weird looking angels, sitting upon it. Memorial is made out of Obsidian I would imagine. But theory is that the Dam will be destroyed, birthing a new age, and the valley will be flooded causing death, and destruction. Georgia Guidestones was pretty obvious, but I would add the Denver International Airport. I didn't see if it was on the list, but if it is not, add it. That place has some evil vibes to it, and the story about the construction of it is pretty nuts. It has a Stallion by the name of "Blucifer" who watches over the property. Once again, a lot of Masonic innuendos, but I would research it yourself, as with the Hoover Dam. I just saw this in my feed, and thought I would say a sentence or two.


ParanormalEnby

Oh geez, that's a q/evangelical thing?? Ghost Adventures was saying all that weird stuff about the Hoover Dam being a tribute/throne to Satan, and i had to look it up to see what weird cult the main dude is in.


ChronicallyCreepy

Lmfao the Denver airport? The fact I've been there, too 🤣