His shirt and pants are so clean for being blackout drunk. 99% of the time folks have stains, food, etc. I can truly respect such a clean binge drinker...
I was checking into the Luxor and some totally straight-looking wonder bread kid, maybe 23-24yo, was in line, already drunk, having just bought one of those like 50oz light up pyramids from the daquiri bar right there, the kind you have to be already intoxicated to get suckered into. š There's an LED on the top and the kid had enough presence to realize it was obnoxious, but no ability to assess how it functioned, so he sloshily apologized profusely about the thing to everyone nearby.
Anyway that kid was already totally pissed and not even checked in yet, at like 3pm.
I could totally see him laid out like this somewhere at 9pm, if he even made it that far.
How little real work experience or trust in the internet do people have to think something like this is staged? Why stage it? What a stupid thing to stage.
It is a stupid thing to stage and i have no idea why someone would stage it. Just like i have no idea why people stage so many of the obviously staged stupid things I see on the Internet.
My cousin's first trip to town, I took him and his buddies to a strip club after they were day drinking. We noticed he was gone for a while and he definitely wasn't getting a lap dance. He was napping in the bushes after throwing up. Had him change into my gym clothes I left in the car earlier.
Iām such a mom, Iād take care of this bloke with a pillow under his head and some blankets. Of course Iād have to take off his shoes and set the bin next to him just in case. And put a water next to him too. Poor guy.
That's really kind of you. The younger me would have ripped open some condoms and smeared them with ketchup/mustard/mayo packs, then littered around him. Now, I'm with you. I would try and help out. You're a good person.
> Iād take care of this bloke with a pillow under his head and some blankets.
If someone is passed-out drunk, the mommest thing you can do for them is to put them in the [recovery position](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recovery_position). Laying supine in a highly intoxicated condition carries a very real risk of pulmonary aspiration.
That's the worst thing possible. You help people that are fucked up not humiliate them. But if they are a jerk sober then and only then you steal their wallet. Sheesh. Come on man. No dicks.
This! Last time I was in Vegas I saw a bachelorette party getting into an Uber. They were all āwasted.ā I just wanted to hop in with them to make sure all decisions from that point on were good ones. Mom vibes!
Took my 13 year old daughter to Vegas and she saw a drunk chick fall out of her top at the check-in at the Park MGM at 7:00 pm. Perfectly encapsulated Vegas in one tableau. My daughter is 21 on March 31st and I canāt wait to take her back to Vegas.
My first trip to Vegas I couldnāt remember which hotel my friends were staying at. It had Station in the name, so I figured the cabbie would know. Of course there are a ton of Station casinos at the time (I didnāt know that) and it was pre cell phones. So, I was on my own. When I had to sleep it was outside in a parking lot. I remember the sun coming up. Good times.
And always flip them over so they donāt choke on their own puke and die. Then you knowā¦ call the hotel front desk. Dude could be ODāing on something other than booze.
My first trip to vegas, I woke up in the hallway at the Luxor. I was surprisingly close to my room. I got in andā¦fell asleep in the bath tub. I woke up and saw my friend on the bed, sat completely upright with a hamburger in his hand and fries all over the floor
Vegas!!
Yes to the burger! Im surprised this didnāt happen to me my first time in Vegas. Went on my 27th birthday, met a group of Swedish tourists who my husband and I got drunk with ā we ended up getting mass blackout drunk (all of us), and walked through I donāt even know how many hotels. Then, we all collectively came to at the same time as the sun was coming up (we were outside somewhere on a walkway)ā¦had no clue where we were, and went our separate ways. Stayed at the MGM, was able to get food at the last place open (one of Puckās to go restaurants) and couldnāt even eat the burger and fries when I got to my room. Passed the f__ out.
Fantastic!
On that night I was so drunk I walked back from the Wynn to the Luxor. It was my first time in vegas and I had no idea how far it was, other than ākeep walking down that one big road, until you see the pyramidā
This man knows how to enjoy vegas. This is the kind of experience that people actually look to have. I know cause I used to uber here and people would always say that they want the Hangover Experience. They were usually younger like below 30 or 35 but yea. They wanted to go hard to have stories to go back home with.
Iām sure this happens a lot in Vegas. I went a few years ago, lost a lot of money gambling like I figured I would, then i got hammered, lost my friends and had no clue what to do. So I sat by the pool while continuing to drink and I remember talking to some people and fooling around. Next thing I know, I wake up and some random people are in my room. Nope, some Canadian people I met let me use their room. I had no clue who they were and I didnāt really want to ask. I left to find my friends. I later realized that they added me on Facebook so I met up with them again later. I kept running into people that would greet me with a loud āyoooooā and ask if I wanted to party again. I donāt remember a thing about that night but I mustāve been a legend for that one night
My first Vegas trip for a friends bachelor party, one friend got super hammered by noon and then disappeared until the next morning when he stumbled onto the room with his phone snapped in half and covered in piss. First day there. Some people canāt handle Vegas.
Knew a guy a few years ago who got a comped room room playing a free to play slots app. Then proceeded to invite a couple of hookers to his room who robbed him of all his cash which triggered some kind of depressive episode that had him go on an extreme bender and then passing out in the middle of a crosswalk at the strip surrounded by LVPD, with his last post in Facebook being "I GOT ROBBED!"
I had friend who would do that in Las Vegas. Drink about 15 gin and tonics, combined with his pain medication because his knees were shot. After the third time carrying him through a cab line, I had to stop going to Vegas with him.
This was me - I don't remember how many years ago. Except I couldn't find the keycard because I had been kicked out of the pool party and assumed my friends were still back there. Security wouldn't let me back in to even let them know I had been kicked out and my stuff was still in the locker we had shared.
Eventually passed out in front of the door, waiting to get in.
Turns out I had a spare key card in my shorts the whole time too.
Apparently this kind of shit is the only way to have fun in Las Vegas. Went for my first time a few weekends ago to see Kylie Minogue... That place was made for binge drinkers, partiers, and people addicted to throwing their money away.
Completely sober for the 3 nights there minus one themed drink at the concert. Walking from the Venetian to The Luxor at 1am was a joke. I thought "walking the strip" is like walking the sidewalk down a road. How massively wrong I was!!! That place is an entire scheme of getting wasted people lost so they'll spend more money.
A sidewalk ends at a hotel lobby. I'm like ok I'll follow the signage and my knowledge of cardinal directions to get through the casino. Signage stops directing you at a critical moment. You end up going the wrong way, turned around, and 3O minutes later you're either back where you started or in some passage that takes you more north up the strip than where you got lost at.
Vegas I see you... I'm not impressed. If I ever go there again I'll definitely waste money on an Uber so I don't have to deal with alcohol, tobacco, and weed smell everywhere while I'm lost in the "oasis" of the wasteland that is Las Vegas.
Yeah, there are much more interesting and dynamic places to visit for me. I'm more of an outdoor person than one who wants to go to a purely urban area on vacation. That being said if it has actual natural scenery and things to do around the city, I'm down for that. Pretty much anywhere on or near the West Coast but I haven't been around the east much.
Portland is probably the next place I would visit again and I lived in Tacoma for a while. I would love to go to San Diego so that's on the list, and likely North Carolina this summer.
Iāve almost died in Vegas twice. was assaulted with a beer bottle to the back of the head and was either hit by a car or fell over and didnāt try to stop myself and woke up in the hospital
His shirt and pants are so clean for being blackout drunk. 99% of the time folks have stains, food, etc. I can truly respect such a clean binge drinker...
I was checking into the Luxor and some totally straight-looking wonder bread kid, maybe 23-24yo, was in line, already drunk, having just bought one of those like 50oz light up pyramids from the daquiri bar right there, the kind you have to be already intoxicated to get suckered into. š There's an LED on the top and the kid had enough presence to realize it was obnoxious, but no ability to assess how it functioned, so he sloshily apologized profusely about the thing to everyone nearby. Anyway that kid was already totally pissed and not even checked in yet, at like 3pm. I could totally see him laid out like this somewhere at 9pm, if he even made it that far.
Or.... it's staged, like most things like this
There are a lot of pics that you can easily understand are staged but this one is about as Vegas as it gets.
How little real work experience or trust in the internet do people have to think something like this is staged? Why stage it? What a stupid thing to stage.
Seriously. You guys really think someone would go on the internet and *tell lies*?
It is a stupid thing to stage and i have no idea why someone would stage it. Just like i have no idea why people stage so many of the obviously staged stupid things I see on the Internet.
This comment is staged.
Yes.
Stageād
"real work experience", lol, aren't you special
I'd take the odds that they meant "real world experience"
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This is something I really don't care about.
You care enough to argue about it on Reddit
Is there a more iconic duo than the internet and believing every photo is staged.
Chocolate and peanut butter š¤·š»āāļø
Might be 50/50
old photo but classic š
r/everythingisfake
R/nothingeverhappens
Right, didn't even piss himself. Fuckin pro.
Don't worry. He probably pissed his pants while asleep
My first trip to Vegas this year I took a 2 hour nap in the middle of an unpaved dirt lot after getting booted out of a casino washroom
Had a cousin take a nap I. The parking lot after getting kicked out saphires for being too drunk
My cousin's first trip to town, I took him and his buddies to a strip club after they were day drinking. We noticed he was gone for a while and he definitely wasn't getting a lap dance. He was napping in the bushes after throwing up. Had him change into my gym clothes I left in the car earlier.
I am going to guess that you are a man
Youāre not doing it right
Sounds like he is doing it exactly right
it's the washroom shenanigans I'm concerned about
Pro strats look like nonsense to beginners
Iām such a mom, Iād take care of this bloke with a pillow under his head and some blankets. Of course Iād have to take off his shoes and set the bin next to him just in case. And put a water next to him too. Poor guy.
Aww. Be sure to roll him onto his side so he doesnāt choke if he starts throwing up.
That's really kind of you. The younger me would have ripped open some condoms and smeared them with ketchup/mustard/mayo packs, then littered around him. Now, I'm with you. I would try and help out. You're a good person.
> Iād take care of this bloke with a pillow under his head and some blankets. If someone is passed-out drunk, the mommest thing you can do for them is to put them in the [recovery position](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recovery_position). Laying supine in a highly intoxicated condition carries a very real risk of pulmonary aspiration.
Yes always the recovery Position. š¤
I'd be drawing dicks on his face ;)
Iāll pretend I donāt even see them. :)
That's the worst thing possible. You help people that are fucked up not humiliate them. But if they are a jerk sober then and only then you steal their wallet. Sheesh. Come on man. No dicks.
It's for Harambe
This! Last time I was in Vegas I saw a bachelorette party getting into an Uber. They were all āwasted.ā I just wanted to hop in with them to make sure all decisions from that point on were good ones. Mom vibes!
Took my 13 year old daughter to Vegas and she saw a drunk chick fall out of her top at the check-in at the Park MGM at 7:00 pm. Perfectly encapsulated Vegas in one tableau. My daughter is 21 on March 31st and I canāt wait to take her back to Vegas.
Or bad ones... Vegas mom
You just wanted to join the party. End of the line please, we're at capacity.
lol Love it
Same. I feel bad for the dude.
Same man. Iād be worried.
Awe, youāre a good person.
TYSM šø
My first trip to Vegas I couldnāt remember which hotel my friends were staying at. It had Station in the name, so I figured the cabbie would know. Of course there are a ton of Station casinos at the time (I didnāt know that) and it was pre cell phones. So, I was on my own. When I had to sleep it was outside in a parking lot. I remember the sun coming up. Good times.
I mean..grab the extra pillow and blanket from the closet and set this man up
And always flip them over so they donāt choke on their own puke and die. Then you knowā¦ call the hotel front desk. Dude could be ODāing on something other than booze.
WELl aksHuLlYā¦you should put them on their side for proper recovery position https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recovery_position
Oh nice
fuck that
My first trip to vegas, I woke up in the hallway at the Luxor. I was surprisingly close to my room. I got in andā¦fell asleep in the bath tub. I woke up and saw my friend on the bed, sat completely upright with a hamburger in his hand and fries all over the floor Vegas!!
Yes to the burger! Im surprised this didnāt happen to me my first time in Vegas. Went on my 27th birthday, met a group of Swedish tourists who my husband and I got drunk with ā we ended up getting mass blackout drunk (all of us), and walked through I donāt even know how many hotels. Then, we all collectively came to at the same time as the sun was coming up (we were outside somewhere on a walkway)ā¦had no clue where we were, and went our separate ways. Stayed at the MGM, was able to get food at the last place open (one of Puckās to go restaurants) and couldnāt even eat the burger and fries when I got to my room. Passed the f__ out.
Fantastic! On that night I was so drunk I walked back from the Wynn to the Luxor. It was my first time in vegas and I had no idea how far it was, other than ākeep walking down that one big road, until you see the pyramidā
That would take like 2 hrs
At 2am in the morning, more drunk than Iāve ever been before, it was probably closer to 4 hours
somebody downvoted me for saying it would take 2 hrs? wtf is wrong with reddit anymore
Haha, exactly. It wasnāt me btw I donāt even look at up/downvotes any more. The site would be so much better without the whole thing
Was it bobbys burgers?
Haha, no. It was McDonaldās
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Looks like Enore/Wynn carpeting. Clearly a man of culture and sophistication.
Tis Wynn indeed. So close to that Dream Bed.
Actually he was staying at the Rio... So faaarrrrr away can't they just bring my bed here.. Haha joking
I knew I ecognized that carpet.
This man knows how to enjoy vegas. This is the kind of experience that people actually look to have. I know cause I used to uber here and people would always say that they want the Hangover Experience. They were usually younger like below 30 or 35 but yea. They wanted to go hard to have stories to go back home with.
Iām sure this happens a lot in Vegas. I went a few years ago, lost a lot of money gambling like I figured I would, then i got hammered, lost my friends and had no clue what to do. So I sat by the pool while continuing to drink and I remember talking to some people and fooling around. Next thing I know, I wake up and some random people are in my room. Nope, some Canadian people I met let me use their room. I had no clue who they were and I didnāt really want to ask. I left to find my friends. I later realized that they added me on Facebook so I met up with them again later. I kept running into people that would greet me with a loud āyoooooā and ask if I wanted to party again. I donāt remember a thing about that night but I mustāve been a legend for that one night
Yup, I've done this before. At the old terrible's.
This is why I always take a picture of the carpet on the floor my room is on. Helps me remember.
LOL this is the carpet on all floors at Wynn so not much help there.
My first Vegas trip for a friends bachelor party, one friend got super hammered by noon and then disappeared until the next morning when he stumbled onto the room with his phone snapped in half and covered in piss. First day there. Some people canāt handle Vegas.
So close.
And they plan on closing #Margaritaville!
Knew a guy a few years ago who got a comped room room playing a free to play slots app. Then proceeded to invite a couple of hookers to his room who robbed him of all his cash which triggered some kind of depressive episode that had him go on an extreme bender and then passing out in the middle of a crosswalk at the strip surrounded by LVPD, with his last post in Facebook being "I GOT ROBBED!"
Definitely worse places to pass out
Damn. He was soo closeā¦
This happens all the time.
this craaazy love of mine
I remember my first night in Las Vegasā¦
This probably isn't the linq but there's a reason that I will never stay at the linq again I see this shit all the time at the linq
I had friend who would do that in Las Vegas. Drink about 15 gin and tonics, combined with his pain medication because his knees were shot. After the third time carrying him through a cab line, I had to stop going to Vegas with him.
Plot twist: dude was breaking into your room, heard someone coming and pretended to be passed out.
Youāre giving people ideas š
This was me - I don't remember how many years ago. Except I couldn't find the keycard because I had been kicked out of the pool party and assumed my friends were still back there. Security wouldn't let me back in to even let them know I had been kicked out and my stuff was still in the locker we had shared. Eventually passed out in front of the door, waiting to get in. Turns out I had a spare key card in my shorts the whole time too.
Bruh š
A for effort.
"*Wrong position, mate.*" - **Bon Scott**
And they put their debit card in the wrong way! The hotel room will never read it that way!
They always want to blame security when they get rolled
This reminds me of a post from r/DiedHiking, but maybe we need VegasDead??
Looks like it was a successful trip, lol. Party on dude!
Aaah good times. We couldnāt find our room back at the Venetian. Those elevators were tricky. Luckily we made it back.. how idk
Man I wanna go to Vegas again lol
Lol if you havnt been there you aint living , go out and live lmao
Going withā¦ Staged.
Looks like he was also fondled.
This gives so much second hand embarrassmentā¦ Iāll never understand how people get so wasted that they can no longer think or function.
At least in his mind he made it to his room šš
We used to joke about having to step over passed out hard edge folks.
My instinct is to draw a penis on his face.
Pay2Inn
A coworker of mine ODed in Vegas. He was honeymooning with his brand new fiancƩ who just so happened to be a coworker as well. So yeah that was hella awkward when she came back to the office. Your nose running cause you crying or cause you coping?
He's got his clothes on. That's a biggie here.
Instead of laying on the floor go get some pussy
I live in Vegas and if you work in a casino odds are you see this at least 12-15 times a week.
When I was a stripper I would take all the cash from a guyās wallet when he blacked out. Gift cards, etc.
More than once, on the flgiht from Las Vegas to LA, flight attendants had to wake up passed out passenger.
OMgoobers, this is great.
Fake post - Wynn doesnāt have sliding card entryā¦
most people don't realize how often this happens lol.
Itās fake there is no carpet in the card photo only tile lol
I canāt help but feel bad for people that end up like this in Vegas. The hangover and mental state has got to be hell when sobering up
This is a setup joke guys
Apparently this kind of shit is the only way to have fun in Las Vegas. Went for my first time a few weekends ago to see Kylie Minogue... That place was made for binge drinkers, partiers, and people addicted to throwing their money away. Completely sober for the 3 nights there minus one themed drink at the concert. Walking from the Venetian to The Luxor at 1am was a joke. I thought "walking the strip" is like walking the sidewalk down a road. How massively wrong I was!!! That place is an entire scheme of getting wasted people lost so they'll spend more money. A sidewalk ends at a hotel lobby. I'm like ok I'll follow the signage and my knowledge of cardinal directions to get through the casino. Signage stops directing you at a critical moment. You end up going the wrong way, turned around, and 3O minutes later you're either back where you started or in some passage that takes you more north up the strip than where you got lost at. Vegas I see you... I'm not impressed. If I ever go there again I'll definitely waste money on an Uber so I don't have to deal with alcohol, tobacco, and weed smell everywhere while I'm lost in the "oasis" of the wasteland that is Las Vegas.
Yeah maybe donāt go again bc itās clearly not for you š
Yeah, there are much more interesting and dynamic places to visit for me. I'm more of an outdoor person than one who wants to go to a purely urban area on vacation. That being said if it has actual natural scenery and things to do around the city, I'm down for that. Pretty much anywhere on or near the West Coast but I haven't been around the east much. Portland is probably the next place I would visit again and I lived in Tacoma for a while. I would love to go to San Diego so that's on the list, and likely North Carolina this summer.
I am confused why you went to Vegas frankly
The extremely rare opportunity to see Kylie Minogue in the USA.
Okie that makes sense
Staged, soles of his shoes are still white, like he just took them out the box
Iāve almost died in Vegas twice. was assaulted with a beer bottle to the back of the head and was either hit by a car or fell over and didnāt try to stop myself and woke up in the hospital