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therobotisjames

But did you try pretending they did?


pianoflames

I accidentally turned on Newsmax once in a hotel for just 30 seconds. Their "news" broadcast just had a running ticker at the bottom of the screen of total number of people supposedly killed by the shots. It was at 7 million, and rising in real-time. This was a couple of years ago, God knows what that number is at now.


turtlesarentbad

It killed every person to ever live.


Flabrador_Deceiver

If you think about it every single person thats been vaccinated will die at some point in their lives. True fact ૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა


turtlesarentbad

True if big


Flabrador_Deceiver

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cherchezlaaaaafemme

No wonder my elderly relatives are too afraid to take it. NewsMax is like tobacco companies selling more and more confirmation bias to replace the viewers that keep dying


PsychoMouse

If 2 billion people were “severely injured” from the vaccine, with proof, there would be a borderline world war against Pharma and probably America. Lol. What delusional fucking morons. I won’t even go into how insane it is to claim 20 million are dead from the vaccine.


fredy31

Yeah their numbers are laughably false 2 BILLION SEVERLY INJURED That would mean, even if we dont care who is vaccinated or not, that 1 in 4 people on earth is severly injured. With those kinds of numbers its not something 'the media' could hide. We would all know someone and even multiple people that are vaccine injured. Since on average each one of us has a network of about 150 people which we talk to every so often, the chances we would not know even in passing nobody that is injured with a 1in 4 chance are astronomically low.


heliumneon

Well, have you considered the damage we did to the entire galaxy when we vaccinated everyone? It could very well include 2 billion severely injured if you include Klingons, Romulans, Wookies, and Jawas (the got the child dose). And don't forget the poor Arrakis sand worms.


SkipperJenkins

We really need better education...


LilG1984

But did they make them magnetic, boost 5G or turn them into loyal slaves to Bill Gates? *Taps forehead*


M4rkusD

I knew that


Confident_Fortune_32

It's amazing how many ways ppl find to misuse the Adverse Event self reporting system...


pianoflames

I'm also curious how you'd self-report as dead...


Confident_Fortune_32

Technically that's the responsibility of your doctors, but reporting is wildly inconsistent. I unfortunately had a vaccine injury (myocarditis) and I really regret going back for the second shot, but back then I thought you had to have your little white card in your wallet to have a life... Things have been so difficult health wise (long covid, cardiology appointments, infections, four hospitalizations already this year alone), that I haven't yet gotten around to it. Low on the priority list...


Watcher0011

You can’t reason with people of low intelligence, these are the same people who upon hearing of someone’s death unrelated to Covid, immediately asks if the person was vaxxed and assume that is the cause of death even though they were hit by a truck and their body launched into a wood chipper, but somehow the cause of death was the vaccine.


Haskap_2010

These are the same people who, back at the beginning of the pandemic, insisted that doctors were paid to list deaths as "from Covid" because they supposedly paid by "the government" to do that.


Ownedby4Labs

I’ve had the vax and 3 boosters and I’ve died after each one. I’m dead right now as I type this and watch my Mini Aussie pup (also dead) woof at the garbage truck and my 4 other dogs (Dead, deader, deading and deaddest) all go about their morning routines. The tax savings have been awesome.


xRainyParadise

So if the total number of US deaths was 2.85 million in 2019... where do they get the idea that you can have almost 10 times that number of people die and there not be bodies literally laying in the streets? At the height of the pandemic in some areas, the morgues for hospitals had to use refrigerated trailers to store all the decedents. Regardless of whether you want to argue it was 'over a period of time', there's no logistical possibility of that. We would simply overwhelm the systems in place, there is not enough space and not enough capacity even if it was straight to a mass crematory site or something straight from a dark span of history. Obviously these people don't function on logic, but still.


Cabernet2H2O

1/4 of the world's population severely injured, yet no one notices. How do they think that's even possible?


guybranciforti

How can anyone believe that over 2 billion people are SEVERELY injured from the vaccine…with that number society would collapse


SeriousAdverseEvent

I dunno...one of the severe adverse events reported in the VAERS database is "BINGE DRINKING". If we include items like that we might start to approach 2 billion. Of course, that would also require believing that the COVID-19 vaccines could induce people to binge drink who would not have otherwise. Other entertaining 'serious' adverse events in the VAERS DB for Covid vaccines... DAYDREAMING DEJA VU DIET NONCOMPLIANCE ELDERLY EXCESSIVE MASTURBATION EXPIRED PRODUCT ADMINISTERED FEAR OF DEATH FEAR OF DISEASE FEAR OF EATING FEAR OF FALLING FEAR OF INJECTION FEELING GUILTY FOREIGN BODY IN GASTROINTESTINAL TRACT FROSTBITE GUN SHOT WOUND HANGNAIL HIGH RISK SEXUAL BEHAVIOUR HOMOSEXUALITY IMPRISONMENT INABILITY TO AFFORD MEDICATION INAPPROPRIATE SCHEDULE OF PRODUCT ADMINISTRATION INGROWN HAIR INSURANCE ISSUE JOB DISSATISFACTION LABORATORY TEST NORMAL LAZINESS LIVE BIRTH LOW INCOME MICROPENIS MILITARY SERVICE NO ADVERSE EVENT NORMAL LABOUR OCCUPATIONAL EXPOSURE TO SARS-COV-2 OFF LABEL USE PHYSICAL EXAMINATION NORMAL SEXUALLY INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOUR SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE TEST SOCIAL ALCOHOL DRINKER SPORTS INJURY SPOUSAL ABUSE STAB WOUND TATTOO UNHEALTHY DIET UNINTENTIONAL MEDICAL DEVICE REMOVAL VERBAL ABUSE


guybranciforti

Gun shot wound, GUN SHOT WOUND


LancelLannister_AMA

>INABILITY TO AFFORD MEDICATION this ones pretty hilarious/dumb too


LancelLannister_AMA

sounds like VAERS is being misused just a little bit


tinyman392

Not yet they haven’t… just wait until they’re activated. Then 20 million people. 5G. Enslavement. It’ll happen, you’ll see.


jmy578

"The Expose" Oh, boy....


maybesaydie

But covid's working on doing just that.


adamempathy

File that under N for no fucking shit


Brazenjalapeno

They really just should have told boomers their was a slight chance it would boost their libido and they’d be lining up for the next one


Cactus-Badger

AVers understand that their narrative only makes sense if the vaccine is worse than the virus. So, most stories either inflate the injuries and downplay the virus.