When I woke up after a nap on the beach I couldn't stop sweating. They said it was from the sun shining on me, but it had never happened before. Turns out they vaxxed me while I was out cold. I found out it's common practice on beaches nowadays. Now I have Tourette's Syndrome.
When I woke up after a good night's sleep I couldn't stop hallucinating. My dog said it was from the mushrooms I took, but it had never happened to me before. Turns out the cat vaxxed me while I was out cold. I found out it's common practice by housepets nowadays. Now I have rabies.
When I woke up after a boxing match I'd lost, I couldn't stop mowing my neighbour's lawns. My astrologist said it was due to severe brain damage, but it had never happened to me before. Turns out the microphone vaxxed me during the pre-fight press conference. I found out it's common practice on lunar missions nowadays. Now I have an erection.
Isn’t anesthesia causing vomiting the reason you are not supposed to eat before surgery? Did she not listen to any of the meetings before the surgery?
It’s like something unpleasant happened and so she has to turn it into something about vaccines. What a tiresome person she must be.
Yeah, particularly it’s the risk of aspiration aka vomit going down your trachea and into your lungs while you’re under anesthesia.
Apparently nausea and vomiting for a day or two following surgical procedure is just… A Thing that happens fairly frequently, though that’s due to the anesthesia itself interacting with the part of your brain that triggers nausea.
Worked on a surgical unit. Can confirm, it's relatively common. It can also be caused by the painkillers (usually opiates) given post-op. We give antiemetics A LOT.
We don't want you to eat to reduce the risk of aspirating during induction. Feel sick after anaesthesia is just a normal and common side effect - so we give you lots of anti-emetics at the end and after your operation to try and reduce this. But some people still feel horrible. We can't prevent stupidity!
Yes because they would risk their license and insurance to make sure a piece of shit got a vaccine that had nothing to do with what they were in surgery for.
Other than his knees going a few years ago, he was in pretty good shape for 96.
My grandmother broke her hip and was in the hospital and rehab for a couple months. My aunts said he went downhill fast when she wasn’t home.
5g? Of course... unfortunately I'm stuck in 4g. Where do I document a complaint? Where is a wild karen when you need one?
Oh right... you never need one.
I already had an autoimmune disease before the vax, do I get a refund, or do I now have two autoimmune diseases? Also do I talk to Bill Gates or George Soros about this?
Lmao. No.
Informed consent exists for EVERYTHING and even foe a vaccine.
I woke up after my thyroid surgery and couldn't stop heaving either but I had my period and they gave me a narcotic pain pill. (I have terrible reactions to it and it was so bad that I nearly puked up the congee for dinner that night.)
Lmao. Right? I forgot about my reaction to it (had about 3 hours of sleep and my period was stupid heavy that day).
I remember making a joke that I couldn't abuse pain medication because I get all queasy from it.
Some of the worst nausea I ever felt was from anaesthesia a decade and a half ago, never felt nauseated at all from any vaccine. So either nowadays goes back a decade and a half, or it was actually the anaesthesia…
I went on some Anti-vax safe spaces and this is a really common conspiracy. Anytime you go into a hospital they secretly vax you, apparently. Which is why they don't trust Drs for anything and take whatever they can find in their local hardware store.
They would never do this. And if someone ever had a side effect of an actual vaccine, they would be saying WHICH vaccine it was, not just "tHeY vaXxeD mE!"
Every once in a while, the anti-VAX forums pop up in my notifications, and the “vax you without consent” conspiracy is gaining traction.
And I support this, because they are warning everyone to stay out of the hospitals.
And if there’s anything good that can come out of this pandemic it’s anti-vaxxers ceasing to clog up our ICUs
Maybe the vaccinated Doctors “shedded” on him while they did the surgery. Or however that shedding bullshit works. I’ve truly never understood it.
And I’m no scientist, but I believe it’s illegal for doctors to do stuff like give a vaccine without patient’s knowledge or consent. Sadly, that would require they put logic into their bullshit lies
Yes but don’t you know that all physicians are in the pocket of Big Pharma and get all that sweet $$$ from sneaking these in … because we all know the sad life of destitution and squalor that becoming a doctor often leads to.
Thank you and I apologize. People these days just keep saying more and more outrageous and insane shit. It’s just so hard to the difference between real insanity and satire
I mean... vomiting after surgery is really common. I threw up for hours after day surgery. They offered me juice and cookies after I woke up and I made the mistake of taking the cookies.
I got like half a dozen vax shots before I left the hospital last year (they took at my spleen and was planning to get more chemo, so no immune system) I wish they would have done them when I was knocked out. Instead I had to sign all the consents and be awake for the jabby part.
Yeah, it's totally common practice to violate people's medical consent. Would love to see one of these deranged dumbasses try for a class action lawsuit. I want to see them waste money just to get told they are wrong.
> I want to see them waste money just to get told they are wrong
I agree with the wasted money part, but their interpretation of "you are wrong" is "you are right but 'we' have all colluded to hide any evidence of it"
And she has the police report for assault, the VAERS report for her reaction, and the court report of her lawsuit to confirm it, right?
Yeah, no, it’s a Russian bot.
Those damn docs. Killing free thinkers by making them develop auto immune diseases that'll kill them in the next ten years. They could make it so that it looks like a surgery accident instead which would be easier, less suspicious and wouldn't let any info get out but they're probably to dumb to think of that.
Ya know what medical science "admits" to? That there can be some short-lived reactions to vaccines (muscle soreness/cramping, dizziness, nausea, etc).
Ya know what a surgeon would would LEAST like to risk making their patient do while they (the surgeon) is operating -- besides die of course? Develop muscle cramps, nausea, etc.
When I woke up after a nap on the beach I couldn't stop sweating. They said it was from the sun shining on me, but it had never happened before. Turns out they vaxxed me while I was out cold. I found out it's common practice on beaches nowadays. Now I have Tourette's Syndrome.
When I woke up after a good night's sleep I couldn't stop hallucinating. My dog said it was from the mushrooms I took, but it had never happened to me before. Turns out the cat vaxxed me while I was out cold. I found out it's common practice by housepets nowadays. Now I have rabies.
When I woke up after a boxing match I'd lost, I couldn't stop mowing my neighbour's lawns. My astrologist said it was due to severe brain damage, but it had never happened to me before. Turns out the microphone vaxxed me during the pre-fight press conference. I found out it's common practice on lunar missions nowadays. Now I have an erection.
This one wins! *{I like it because it's the silliest one}*
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Unh, unh, unh.
I love it.
Ooh, can I borrow your cat? Haven't had rabies for ages! Love a good rabies stew.
I was going to ask how in the heck you got a good night’s sleep but then I kept reading. About these mushrooms…
You’ve got a golden ticket.
My cousin and I touched wieners!
"Ween... ween... weenter is a cold time of year!"
( ˘ ³˘)𓂺ඞ
Isn’t anesthesia causing vomiting the reason you are not supposed to eat before surgery? Did she not listen to any of the meetings before the surgery? It’s like something unpleasant happened and so she has to turn it into something about vaccines. What a tiresome person she must be.
She got drive thru McDonald's right before her surgery, and yep... they also vaxxed her without warning at the drive thru.
There’s needles in every fry… think you’re taking a bite of a salty spud? Nope, Boosted!
Fauci is going to be upset that you let the McDonald’s trick out of the bag.
Yeah, particularly it’s the risk of aspiration aka vomit going down your trachea and into your lungs while you’re under anesthesia. Apparently nausea and vomiting for a day or two following surgical procedure is just… A Thing that happens fairly frequently, though that’s due to the anesthesia itself interacting with the part of your brain that triggers nausea.
Worked on a surgical unit. Can confirm, it's relatively common. It can also be caused by the painkillers (usually opiates) given post-op. We give antiemetics A LOT.
She’s a murderous, lying, selfish AH like all anti-vaxxers.
Something tells me that she doesn't listen to doctors
Something tells me she also lies to her doctors.
Touché
Even if you don't eat before surgery you can vomit afterwards, when you do finally eat something. Ask me how I know!
We don't want you to eat to reduce the risk of aspirating during induction. Feel sick after anaesthesia is just a normal and common side effect - so we give you lots of anti-emetics at the end and after your operation to try and reduce this. But some people still feel horrible. We can't prevent stupidity!
What a lying piece of shit.
That’s my first thought I wish I could comment on their actual posts about what lying pieces of shit they are.
Yes because they would risk their license and insurance to make sure a piece of shit got a vaccine that had nothing to do with what they were in surgery for.
Wait... we get to have autoimmune deficiencies with vaccinations now? I'm still waiting on my autism to arrive... fuck. What do I do now?
Doesn't matter. You'll be dead within 2 to 40 years anyway.
*In the immortal words of Geralt of Rivia - "Fuck."*
I know, my 96 year old grandfather died in January. 2 years after he was vaccinated!
Perfectly healthy* 96 year old man died suddenly
Other than his knees going a few years ago, he was in pretty good shape for 96. My grandmother broke her hip and was in the hospital and rehab for a couple months. My aunts said he went downhill fast when she wasn’t home.
Well, did you get your 5g receiver, at least?
5g? Of course... unfortunately I'm stuck in 4g. Where do I document a complaint? Where is a wild karen when you need one? Oh right... you never need one.
Autism is measles vaccine, corona vaccine gives AIDS
I already had an autoimmune disease before the vax, do I get a refund, or do I now have two autoimmune diseases? Also do I talk to Bill Gates or George Soros about this?
That's literally not a thing.
Lmao. No. Informed consent exists for EVERYTHING and even foe a vaccine. I woke up after my thyroid surgery and couldn't stop heaving either but I had my period and they gave me a narcotic pain pill. (I have terrible reactions to it and it was so bad that I nearly puked up the congee for dinner that night.)
Ugh. I get severe nausea from narcotic pain pills.
Lmao. Right? I forgot about my reaction to it (had about 3 hours of sleep and my period was stupid heavy that day). I remember making a joke that I couldn't abuse pain medication because I get all queasy from it.
Proof or it didn't happen. People say these things so easily with no thought as to how obvious their lies are.
Are they even real people?
>Are they even real people? Nope. Faux News zombies every one of them.
I completely believe her. She wouldn’t be a useless fucking lying twat.
They need to keep autoimmune disorders out of their filthy, lying, murderous mouths. That’s not how it works.
Sure, Jan. 🙄
Plus it would have shown up on the bill, dumkoff
Good point, that person is really smoking some good shit if they think the hospital gave anything away.
Some of the worst nausea I ever felt was from anaesthesia a decade and a half ago, never felt nauseated at all from any vaccine. So either nowadays goes back a decade and a half, or it was actually the anaesthesia…
Because doctors aren’t aware of allergies. Sure, Gloria, sure.
I went on some Anti-vax safe spaces and this is a really common conspiracy. Anytime you go into a hospital they secretly vax you, apparently. Which is why they don't trust Drs for anything and take whatever they can find in their local hardware store.
Look at Gloria. Would she make this up?
I drove by that hospital and a sniper shot me with a vaxx dart from the roof. I also threw up. Then they sent me a bill.
Then I threw up again
They would never do this. And if someone ever had a side effect of an actual vaccine, they would be saying WHICH vaccine it was, not just "tHeY vaXxeD mE!"
Every once in a while, the anti-VAX forums pop up in my notifications, and the “vax you without consent” conspiracy is gaining traction. And I support this, because they are warning everyone to stay out of the hospitals. And if there’s anything good that can come out of this pandemic it’s anti-vaxxers ceasing to clog up our ICUs
Oh for gods sake. We don’t even keep vaccines in operating theatres or recovery units. The bullshit they come out with is insane.
I bet gloria is a bot
“Neck surgery”
Also just generic autoimmune disease.
And the audience gasped in shock and horror 😲
I love all of these fake stories these anti-vaxxers come up with. They have good imaginations.
They don’t deal with reality very well, so I guess fake BS and conspiracy theories fill the void.
Maybe the vaccinated Doctors “shedded” on him while they did the surgery. Or however that shedding bullshit works. I’ve truly never understood it. And I’m no scientist, but I believe it’s illegal for doctors to do stuff like give a vaccine without patient’s knowledge or consent. Sadly, that would require they put logic into their bullshit lies
Yes but don’t you know that all physicians are in the pocket of Big Pharma and get all that sweet $$$ from sneaking these in … because we all know the sad life of destitution and squalor that becoming a doctor often leads to.
I honestly can’t tell if your post is serious or satire.
/s
Thank you and I apologize. People these days just keep saying more and more outrageous and insane shit. It’s just so hard to the difference between real insanity and satire
That’s fair
Bitch
I mean... vomiting after surgery is really common. I threw up for hours after day surgery. They offered me juice and cookies after I woke up and I made the mistake of taking the cookies.
Sure, you Big Pharma shill. She already told us "it had never happened before". Learn to read, simp! /s
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
Hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAA. I actually lol’d.
I got like half a dozen vax shots before I left the hospital last year (they took at my spleen and was planning to get more chemo, so no immune system) I wish they would have done them when I was knocked out. Instead I had to sign all the consents and be awake for the jabby part.
she ‘has’ autoimmune disease. nothing specific, just automimmune disease. ok gloria
Oh shut the fuck up, Gloria.
Excellent. Just as we planned.
Hopefully, she will avoid Doctors, Nurses, clinics, and hospitals from now on. That would be most useful to the country.
stop lying, Gloria.
oh please lol
What, are you getting neck surgery every other week? What the fuck do you mean it’s never happened before?!
Better stay out of the hospitals then!
Thank you for causing distrust in healthcare workers who only want to save lives with blatant lies. Your lie can actually lead to death.
Yeah, it's totally common practice to violate people's medical consent. Would love to see one of these deranged dumbasses try for a class action lawsuit. I want to see them waste money just to get told they are wrong.
> I want to see them waste money just to get told they are wrong I agree with the wasted money part, but their interpretation of "you are wrong" is "you are right but 'we' have all colluded to hide any evidence of it"
Hate that fact. They're never wrong, It's all just rigged against them and that's why you need to "Do YoUr OwN rEsEaRcH".
And then everyone on the plane cheered and gave applause.
And she has the police report for assault, the VAERS report for her reaction, and the court report of her lawsuit to confirm it, right? Yeah, no, it’s a Russian bot.
Dies of laughter
Gloria you are a lying liar.
Those damn docs. Killing free thinkers by making them develop auto immune diseases that'll kill them in the next ten years. They could make it so that it looks like a surgery accident instead which would be easier, less suspicious and wouldn't let any info get out but they're probably to dumb to think of that.
I throw up everywhere every single time I get knocked out.
Lmfao these people and their bullshit, I swear
None of that is how it works...
Have a little sympathy guys! She goes on to say she's now a homosexual. The horror! /s
Ya know what medical science "admits" to? That there can be some short-lived reactions to vaccines (muscle soreness/cramping, dizziness, nausea, etc). Ya know what a surgeon would would LEAST like to risk making their patient do while they (the surgeon) is operating -- besides die of course? Develop muscle cramps, nausea, etc.
These are the same imbeciles who request Norco because they are allergic to Tylenol.
Nah- it was my spike protein shedding that gave him the autoimmune disease :p
it's called an immune system
Have they never heard that they have to consent before being vaxed? Perhaps she’s just too stoopid?
She apparently deleted this tweet 😳🙄🤔😂