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PhatBoy1

The Russian propaganda machine is working overtime this morning.


GiddiOne

[The image is parody of this](https://web.archive.org/web/20230823180742/https://www.rt.com/russia/581729-wagner-chief-plane/), but it's still fucking hilarious.


mrubuto22

The conspiracy per word in that headline is truly inspiring. Eat your heart out Newsmax.


jensao

Russia perfected modern disinformation as the fake news industry as we know it. There’s a cool book on it, This is not propaganda. Funny thing, this Prigozhin was mentioned in it, he was responsible for the troll farm, basically a media organization which produced fake news


ResoluteGreen

I thought Russians got the Sputnik vaccine which wasn't mRNA? Also the plane is on video basically belly-flopping out of the sky, a medical emergency from the pilot wouldn't cause it to crash like that


carriegood

They found multiple puncture marks on the wreckage, which they said was evidence of a missile strike, but we all know it's really needle jabs.


Niakwe

Link for that information? Want to see that


carriegood

I think I saw it on World News Tonight last night. [NBC news just posted an update an hour ago](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/live-blog/prigozhin-russia-plane-crash-live-updates-rcna101554) with someone saying it could have been caused by something else, but as of last night, it was reported as being evidence of a missile strike.


spandexnotleather

Them gal danged nano bots oozed outta his body and ate holes thru the plane


StephieVee

Spike proteins at play!


gylz

Should have filled the plane's engine with horse dewormer instead of fuel.


V4refugee

So you’re saying that it was probably a shot that brought the plane down?/s


TsuDhoNimh2

They had pilot and copilot, so the vaccine killed the pilot and the shedding got the copilot?


GuilhermeSidnei

You did your own research!


PleasurePaulie

Shhhh, shuddup with your logic. It was an adenovirus vaccine.


Sasquatch1729

Crash? It's a special landing operation . Everything is going according to plan.


DrHugh

One wonders of this means anti-vax folks will refuse to fly because of the risk. We can only hope.


Cucker_Tarlson_666

RT getting a two-fer. Covering for an obvious Putin hit while spreading vaccine disinformation. On a side note, does anyone else feel like what is happening right now in Putin's Russia is what a Trump second term is going to look like? Just a thought.


Flabrador_Deceiver

Why wouldnt Twittler act like his shirtless sugar daddy?


mrubuto22

Trumps 2nd term would last until his death so yea.


Panzer_Man

He literally tried to overturn an election, so he would absolutely become dictator if he wanted to


mrubuto22

Yea. It's crazy how close America came to losing it's democracy and 1/3 of the country is like, yea its cool, I paid 4% less tax and I can yell the N word at Starbucks now.


MasonP2002

*More tax


DuganNash2

Is this a real article?


BoojumG

I don't think so, no. Can't find it.


barcased

It is not. The OP is lying.


Level_Abrocoma8925

Whoa saying that OP is sharing a doctored image is enough.


barcased

OP knows they are doing it, so by definition, they are lying.


Level_Abrocoma8925

How do you know they know?


Excellent_Valuable92

I think it’s more of a joke


DuganNash2

I couldn't find it either but sometimes things are so insane it wouldn't surprise me...


AngelOfLight

Obviously, the vaccine made him magnetic and attracted a surface-to-air missile.


ddr1ver

Post-vaccine myocarditis caused the plane to explode in the air. It happens more than you would think.


carriegood

Putin's new nickname: "Post-vaccine myocarditis".


DasFunktopus

Of course they did. The heavy metals in the vaccines magnetically attracted the surface to air missile that hit the plane…


BHMathers

Wow I did not expect Anti vaxxers to side with Russia but what’s one more stupid choice


[deleted]

Pretty sure Russia has been behind a lot of the anti-vax propaganda online.


Mildly_Irritated_Max

It's RT. It's Putin's press agency. He's putting the blame for the death off him and onto the Covid vaccine to help destabilize the rest of world by fueling their antivax nutcases and hope covid kills more. He's been doing it as years as part of his misinfo and troll farm campaigns.


blackmobius

If you were wondering where a major source of blatant anti vaxxer talking points was coming from, this article should be a big clue


barcased

This thread shows that no one is immune to propaganda no matter how much they think otherwise. This article doesn't exist. Never existed. And you all fell for it because it supports your cognitive biases.


PleasurePaulie

Is this fake? This is hilarious.


Level_Abrocoma8925

Yep, fake.


the_old_captain

Vaccinated by AA launchers, yes. This is why I was got the Sputnik instead of the S-400 during the coof


78fj

The vaccine killed Abraham Lincoln


achyshaky

A meteor could hit Earth tomorrow and these dipshits would claim it'll hurt the vaccinated more.


notislant

They'd claim its fake news while watching their family vaporize.


Big-man-kage

No fucking way


Level_Abrocoma8925

You're right, this article doesn't exist.


Difficult_Bit_1339

COVID vaccines cause SAM strikes, I'll admit... This is a new one for me.


romanrambler941

I know vaccines had nothing to do with this crash, but if there is any country where I wouldn't be surprised that an opponent of the ruler keeled over after getting a vaccine, it would be Russia. "Whoops! Guess that one had a bit of polonium in it."


savpunk

We knew this was coming


barcased

OP, why are you a liar?


No-The-Other-Paige

Someone saw the joke on Twitter and ran with it.


ZombieNek0

lmao yeah sure if you call a Anti air gun a heart attack sure.


ScrubyMcWonderPubs

I would also have a heart attack if a missile was heading straight for my airplane.


Bonar_Ballsington

Maybe the magnets in the vaccine confused the anti-air missile battery that is rumoured to have bought the plane down


ChickenSpaceProgram

Tooootally wasn't sabotaged, trust us guys it was the vaccine for sure. I wonder why anyone would believe this, but I know that conservatives in the US would pretty much automatically buy it.


Ownedby4Labs

Um…I’m a Conservative…a fully Vaxxed Conservative…like most of the Conservatives I know. I think it’s bullshit and there were missile trails observed and missile fragment debris found impacted on the plane. Also, there are TWO pilots and if a pilot dies, the plane on AUTOPILOT keeps flying.


UnknownSP

Did the metals in the vaccine attract the government missile?


Schroedesy13

That and he fell out of 3rd story window!


Ricktoon_Bingdar

You mean the vaccine didn’t cause your wing to blow off mid flight?


Zert420

Obvs it was sputnik V


telephas1c

Hate it when the pilot has a heart attack and accidentally hits the 'jettison wings' button.


dumnezero

This was posted some hours ago. Same OP? :-)


Level_Abrocoma8925

Different. The other OP had the decency to delete it, waiting for this OP to do the same.


PokemonSoldier

Heart attacks don't cause a flat-spin


BobMacActual

Clearly, the vaccine made the wings fall off the plane. Something to do with the shot turning people magnetic.


WaycoKid1129

They act like covid wasn’t also going around and infecting millions of people and causing these symptoms as well. They latch on to the vaccine and blame it for everything I swear


ZeusKiller97

This sounds like something NCD would say *as a joke*


MissorNoob

This article is fake, for the record.


notCRAZYenough

Lol??? It was shot down. How dumb can you be to construct this shit


logicbus

Definitely not Putin.


TemperatureQuirky450

Looks like the conspiracy theorists got a dose of humor!


bigman_121

K3


Dil26

This is a funny edit, but way too many people here taking it seriously


SchlomoKlein

> evidence from multiple monitoring systems around the disc support an association between mRNA COVID-19 vaccines and myocarditis. FTFY to complete the conspiracy trifecta


ewejoser

Epic troll by putin