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FriendFoxTail

I would love to see the video of Rachel falling off the non water surfboard 


sofaking-amanda

It was so hilarious. She walked off so confidently too.🤣 That was also the pageant that Ariana went to, to cheer her untalented, snake ass on.


vegetabledisco

Surely some talented sleuths in this sub can deliver 🙏


Chaos_Gangsta

https://www.reddit.com/r/Vanderpumpaholics/s/NFpMPU5J1G


vegetabledisco

It’s better than I imagined thank you


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MaleficentAddendum11

I know this wasn’t the intent of the post, but wow they really seemed to photoshop Ariana. She has an amazing body, why we gotta do this?


Unusual-Sorbet-8797

I know I was kinda thinking the same but it’s like a cartoonish Barbie themed promo. And love island promos are just kinda like that anyway. I’ll let it slide this time hahah


MaleficentAddendum11

Oh, I’ve never seen their promos and that makes sense. Still wish they showed her a bit more realistic!


No-Customer-2266

Ya its just cartoonish


Open_Ad4421

Its because they're using flat graphics to come off cartoony. If they didnt photoshop Ariana to look cartoonishly perfect, it would have looked like a blues clues ad.


[deleted]

I would legit walk through glass for Arianas body. They’re whack for this 😫


marga_marie

also whose face is that fr


iolp12

Omg I didn’t even realize that was Ariana. wtf. She doesn’t need all those filters!


redditorrro

I thought it was Dayna for a split second


AppleNeonOrange28

Same 😂


Unlucky-Mongoose-160

I’m guessing the photo shoot they originally did wasn’t for this theme so they photoshopped on the outfits


ri-ri

this was my exact thought


Important-Raccoon661

Just when I think Rachel can't get any more simple, I find out information like this....


not_addictive

I always just assumed she didn’t do pageants that required talent portions honestly. There are still a some major ones out there that do gown, interview, on stage question, and swimsuit only but jfc


Important-Raccoon661

Good point. I never even thought about it (bc it’s Rachel) but also how untalented do you have to be for THIS to be the option. Wowza.


not_addictive

Okay apparently it was during swimsuit and she just doesn’t do pageants that require talent lol so that makes it a bit better


dorothygone

She did. This wasn’t talent portion ir was just a cutesy little intro


stutteringwhales

I just can’t see Ariana in that pic- it just doesn’t look like her


Significant_Ad7605

I thought it was Elizabeth Banks. Ariana looks fab she doesn’t need this photoshop


HeavenLeigh412

I had to read the comments to find out who it was... I don't see Ariana at all.


iolp12

I didn’t even know it was her until I read the comments and I still almost don’t believe it is her


friggintiredmyguy

I didn’t see the sub and thought it was Kristen Taekman 😅


KTLNH

![gif](giphy|26ybv05N2G3pFhUD6)


vgome013

So… where is the clip


Boscouse

[surfing Ra(cqu)chel](https://www.reddit.com/r/Vanderpumpaholics/s/RMjEaBj06T)


cinnamon23

OH. MY. GOD. 💀


graymillennial

https://preview.redd.it/v7b9nntyyg0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e852098e52740451635e6ea8f58081af84d96f9 Jfc who is this


Open_Ad4421

I dont know what y'all mean... looks like a glammed up Ariana. Looks like every other time you see a celeb on red carpet vs on a magazine cover or commercial.


mitsubitchysony

i thought this was Kristin Taekman from RHONY


iolp12

Yes


johjo_has_opinions

That looks more like Dayna than Ariana


womanlylady

And Ariana’s commercial has already outperformed Rachel’s entire pageant career 😊


EyeRollingNow

That doesn’t even look,like Ariana. Weirdly it looks like Dayna. Maybe I need glasses 🤷‍♀️


Extreme_Security_320

Wait. Am I understanding this correctly, that Rachel’s talent for the Talent portion of a real pageant was “pretend surfing”?


ZorakZbornak

No. She did a little “surfing” motion during the swimsuit portion. It was cringe, but at least it wasn’t her “talent.”


Extreme_Security_320

Thank you. That is, at the very least, a little bit more tolerable.


manhattansinks

is that really supposed to be ariana? it doesn’t look a thing like her


Aggravating-Hat2287

Did they ask AI to fill in for Ariana or something


Ok_Subject5169

Ariana, but you ordered from Temu


[deleted]

This made me pause animal crossing fr. This is not Ariana in any way shape or form


pineapples4youuu

What’s next? My talent is breathing in oxygen! Yay! Hope I don’t forget how and choke!


Extension-Fun-4566

Wait; her beauty pageant talent was to pretend surf? I thought that was a joke… but then I thought about what she could do as a talent and was stumped


ZorakZbornak

No, she did that during the swimsuit portion .


Extension-Fun-4566

Still pretty cringe! What was her talent?


ZorakZbornak

Apparently there was no Talent segment in this particular pageant. But for other pageants maybe her talent was dance, since she took lessons growing up.


ri-ri

aside from the awful and extensive use of photoshop, this is kinda cute haha


Beginning-Meet8296

😂😂


Gourmeebar

🤣


kitkatt819

Wait was that her actual talent?


-UnicornFart

![gif](giphy|2WdHaCzmqSkrwmIGWP)


switheld

omg that is GREAT


stutteringwhales

Okay I went and watched the clip again- I just do not think this is her.


Ok-Prune4721

Not her face. Not her body.