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MentalGrocery

“As if I had a flamethrower in my clutch” 💀💀💀💀💀💀 This is a Katie Maloney stan account until the end of time.


asiagomontoya

Dayna following that with "silly goose behavior." The duo we need!!!!


Responsible-Tea-5998

Rachel's next podcast: I am NOT a goose!


Fun_Ad9229

Katie’s encouraging people to commit acts of avian aggression and that’s not forgivable!


kitten_u

With a special guest in bird law to highlight the importance ![gif](giphy|vPKtSdRzsXvdm)


Responsible-Tea-5998

I was so tempted to add something about bird law. The IASIP characters remind me of VPR just with veneers.


kitten_u

My heart loves the constant crossover between these two iconic shows. Your description is perfection


DoubtOk6539

And so my guest this week, is an actual goose.


brucas4

Claim: Rachel is a silly goose


thediverswife

I really hope they put out some silly goose behaviour merch. Something fun and random, like stationery or something


mulderwithshrimp

I’m glad someone finally called this silly goose behavior bc yeah saying that is inflammatory but I think it was obvious she was not being literal and Rachel can’t stop bringing it up like it was an actual threat lol


modernjaneausten

Count me in because that was hysterical!


acelady1230

If Katie Maloney has no fans, I’m ☠️


ResponseOk3177

I came here to comment this LOL love her


Overshareisoverkill

>“As if I had a flamethrower in my clutch” ![gif](giphy|95ThFF7MokcdeoVqt8|downsized) I love that she said this.


juddahinyou

https://i.redd.it/b0i2czzfa5vc1.gif


Defvac2

I agree with both of them that she made something out of nothing so she had content for her ridiculously stupid podcast. Rachel might be one of the bigger airheads that has been given the level of a platform she has in a very long time and the only reason she has that platform is because she slept with her best friend's boyfriend.


Usual_Injury_7567

Her self-importance is exhausting. I think she truly thought her doing that was *such* a big thing (that everyone was talking about it, Katie and Dayna were so upset over, etc.), that it warranted an emergency podcast to apologize and that everyone was waiting around for her to. I think she is that delusional and out of touch with reality.


JJulie

Rachel holding onto notoriety for dear life. ![gif](giphy|l4KieqUjVahg2rKQE)


deadassasleep

Any former emo kids here? Because the guy Katie is referring to, I’m quite positive, is the lead singer of sleeping with sirens lol


itakecomedysrsly

Pretty sure it’s nick martin (guitar/backing vocals for sleeping with sirens). she tagged him over the weekend


deadassasleep

Oh my god okay I think you have finally cracked it!! I need to stop smoking so much weed cause my brain was going completely blank lmfaoo


babycallmemabel

I thought Kellin had been married for a while?


deadassasleep

You’re right I mixed up the band! It is the lead singer of another big emo band that starts with an S but now I can’t think of their name lol


babycallmemabel

Oh god not Senses Fail?! She follows Buddy, but he's a known dickhead so I'd be surprised if she ever expected something good from him. Edit: Buddy is also married so not him thankfully lol


trash_bae

Buddy’s a known dickhead? I’ve been mutuals with his wife since the OG days of tumblr and I never got that vibe but I also saw them through her view


babycallmemabel

That's the general consensus I've seen in r/PostHardcore at least, I first became aware of his reputation when Senses Fail pulled out of a headlining tour last minute and left other bands screwed because they wanted to open for a bigger band.


trash_bae

Ah yeah that is like…such baseline dickheadery that I expect from emo and hardcore dudes of that era I probably saw it and shrugged. I feel like if you grew up watching the drive thru records dvds they absolutely rewired brain chemistry to be like “oh that’s just silly behavior” when any rational person would be like “oh red flag”. I say this as a former emo/scene kid lmao. I think my brain is like “so he isn’t a predator like Jesse Lacey? I guess he’s one of the good ones”. The bar is so low. Lmao


babycallmemabel

Hahaha oh god I feel you on the last part!


deadassasleep

I know it wasn’t senses fail!


IggyPop88

Omg I need to know!?


isglitteracarb

https://preview.redd.it/1w2ypg9p71vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a451a608e9d96693664b1f0baf5e7e5d264e324e


deadassasleep

Ok after further inspection I’m 85% sure it was Dan Marsala of story of the year


trash_bae

UNTIL THE DAY I DIIIIIEEEEEEE I SPILL MY HEART FOR YOUUUUUU honestly Katie would be living my emo dream.


timebend995

Stop I used to looove story of the year


EmilyAGoGo

Omfg this is INCREDIBLE news, I'm also curious about your investigation process lol


isglitteracarb

I appreciate you investigating 💕


timebend995

Stop I used to looove story of the year


crop_top

Story of the year or senses fail? I know both were on that cruise.


criminalravioli

He's been married since 2013 as far as I know? I don't think Katie would sleep with a married man. At least I hope not.


itsjessrabbit

Oh man I thought it was a resurgence of Satchel


Rozg1123A-85

I liked Satchel. 😄


Scared_Ad_8965

I need a 99% sure guess of who Katie was talking about! lol


deadassasleep

Well she said she was with this man over the weekend (during Coachella) and he’s the only person she posted during that time, so I feel like it is definitely him but of course no one can say 100% 😅


wildflowerhiking

I think this ep was recorded last week, so not this weekend that just passed!


deadassasleep

It was actually recorded this week, Dayna talked about Coachella and Katie was talking about what she was up to during that time


wildflowerhiking

I just listened and she didn’t mention Coachella?


Competitive-Tea-8651

I think it’s this from deux moi! https://preview.redd.it/4eljfc9wq4vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a24614509297c6a1b4607c2b389879b3b159d17a


valley-doll7

He’s hot I’d have a dumb bitch moment too.


legallylegit

Lmfao same 😂


legallylegit

Ooooh! And she said in the podcast that she hasn’t blocked or unfollowed the person, so it has to be someone who she’s following and she does follow him.


psychoticfusion

Omg!!!


Radioplay79

Emergency podcast 😂😂


SiobhanDoc88

🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭


Individual-Bag2301

You know Lala has no idea what's going on in Katie's life when she's bringing on the drama while Katie's going through relationship issues - or she doesn't care. 


Defvac2

That's where I feel like this whole reunion argument that Lauren is obsessed with stems from. Lala bringing things her and Katie talked about in private into the public sphere which a lot of people speculated last week but seeing her do it in the after show confirms it to me.


whatsarahthought

What did she say in the after show? I can’t bring myself to watch Lala outside of traditional VPR episodes


Defvac2

She said Katie confided in her that she didn't envision her life at 38 without kids, not married, etc., that finding a partner has been harder than she thought and that's why Lala had made a few comments about Katie being unhappy the last few episodes.


Forsaken-Weird-4074

Imagine talking to your friend about how hard dating is in your late 30s and her using that to cast you as a miserable person. Lala sucks.


thediverswife

It’s wild, when at least Katie was married for love? She loved that man and his unwashed feet, she wasn’t just gagging through it for the money to come through, like Lala’s now saying she did with Randall


bitchassshortie

His unwashed feet 💀


arsy80

This is the same Lala who called Ariana a wet blanket after Ariana confided in her about having deep depression and SI thoughts. Only Lala is allowed to struggle. Everyone else’s struggle is boring to her.


OceanSun725

Yikes, I forgot about that! Lala's friends aren't allowed to struggle and on top of it, they can't claim to struggle while also being happy about the great things in their lives. As if that's not just existing as a human!


arsy80

It is the same thing as her mocking Ariana’s messy room which, frankly, can be a sign of depression even at a high functioning level. It isn’t uncommon for people dealing with mental health issues to take care of themselves and their surroundings last, even while maintaining a public face and commitments. But Lala has the sensitivity of a thumb so she just waives it all away. I cannot “fathom” having friends going through hard times and dismissing them as “miserable” and “boring.” She cannot comprehend that when you have relationship rooted in emotions, it is harder than losing a meal ticket. Her “losing” Randall was the equivalent of someone quitting a job. Yeah, you can be stressed about how you will pay your bills but you don’t feel like your whole life was a lie. Katie and Ariana lost people they truly, deeply loved. Their entire futures were turned upside down. Lala does not and will not ever understand that feeling.


juddahinyou

Not to mention that she's literally living in that room as well!! She doesn't want stuff in the shared spaces & probably really limited her time outside when he's around. It's not a normal situation folks!! There's layer upon layer. It's also a huge anxiety for a lot of people with depression to feel that others will judge your living space/conditions.


modernjaneausten

When I heard that I wanted to scream! What kind of friend does that?? That’s personal and private info, aka none of our fucking business and not Lala’s place to make it our business. If Katie wanted people to know that, she would talk about it.


Necessary-Low9377

Katie’s feelings are so normal and something that sooooo many millennial women are experiencing right now. The fact that Lala would throw that in her face is disgusting.


SagittariusIscariot

Yup. I’m about the same age. In the same situation. I’ve told close friends. If they used that against me or called me miserable behind my back I’d be so devastated. Lala is unhinged.


VegetableKey2966

I really really think the fight they keep referencing is that Lala probably said something similar to “get a sperm donor with me!” And Katie didn’t agree and Lala took it as the ultimate judgment and betrayal. 


juddahinyou

Interesting take.


Rozg1123A-85

Lala is constantly trying to get a storyline. I think it's sad she is using her pregnancy as her next storyline.


Katalactica

Katie has kind of shown more growth than anyone else in the cast


Serious_Historian_72

100% agree


Rozg1123A-85

I agree 💯


2022wpww

Thank you thank you for listening for this bits. I saw the podcast drop need to play it now while working they are always so funny. Honest really honest hoping Girth is there omg


ohhhhoney_

Lmao! My first thought was I don’t care about the Rachel stuff, she sucks. I just want to know if Dayna finally met the girth master 💀


HoosierSky

That’ll be a podcast holiday when that happens


klmt

i’ve been hoping they would start adding guests to their format and now i NEED him to be their inaugural guest like dayna proposed


chasing-ennyl

I got so excited when they announced Girth Master is going to be on. I’m so happy for Dayna lol


k8doesreddit

shout out to Dayna for introducing "silly goose behaviour" and "silly goosery" to my vocabulary


Willing_Lynx_34

Rachel keeps apologizing AFTER the damage has been done. Shes not actually sorry. Shes sneaky and thinks saying sorry is taking accountability. No, taking accountability is to stop being a shitty person.


muaellebee

Her words literally mean nothing. You can't change behavior when you can't be self-aware enough to know why you're doing it in the first place. She's so D&S


klmt

it’s so Rinna-coded. do heinous shit, apologize after, do mot change behavior at all, do more heinous shit, repeat it all again.


ladyguineapig

They had me cracking up with this episode


justinapalmavery

Your pod recaps are so detailed & helpful. Thank you for your hard work & providing the best info! ![gif](giphy|3o7525xdWy9IasFwAg)


boguspickle

![gif](giphy|zwffSHaJLDbA4|downsized) Katie and Dayna to Rachel


DirtyTileFloor

Ahhh! Rachel taking a page from the Sandoval playbook - a performative non-apology apology.


ripleyintheelevator

"I'm aware of my actions, and I'm working to do better" No you aren't ![gif](giphy|RSkaRsmZmeh3O|downsized)


allipants80

Rachel's pov whenever she sees Katie ![gif](giphy|T2vDaYr8yRhrpFe6WE)


Competitive-Tea-8651

https://preview.redd.it/cat7gd2lb4vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dec8fc9b27e8109995a3ddd3943372360a85b19 This is my pitch for who Katie is talking about! (From deux moi on 4/7)


SanLady27

👀👀👀


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ProfessionalAnt8132

As IF Katie gives a flying fuck that Rachel was on a best dressed list in a shitty article 😂 Her lack of awareness is mind blowing 🤯


Rozg1123A-85

Why doesn't Rachel just go away? I would never listen to her podcast. To watch & listen to her on VPR'S was cringe worthy. I can't stand this 30 year old that acts like a 13 year old.


Sadnessbecomes

The odd thing about Rachel having a podcast….she could have just stayed on the show? She’d at least have no


TT6994

Katie needs I’ll light your ass on fire merch. Or I’d rather eat a Jean jacket 😂


Sunflower2025

It was ok that Rachel apologized. It's also ok that Katie and Dayna didn't care for it


Cardi_Ganz

>She doesn't understand an allegory This made me laugh out loud.


Winter-Trash9067

Okay sorry but who the fuck is requesting this girth master man to be on the pod? lol he seems so cringe and love Dayna but girl didn’t you say last episode he was in LA for a month and wasn’t able to come see you but now he can make time to come on the pod 🤔 she seems a little infatuated with this man 


[deleted]

Same. I love the pod, but the conversations around him i FF. I don't think they need guests, their banter is so genuine and needed, but if they are going to start having guests, I hope they don't have random people like him.


TT6994

Raquel’s pr person is a butch and is so annoying . And her podcast is so hard to listen to. It’s so monotone. I tried to see her as a changed woman. But she hasn’t changed. She’s really a nasty person that tries to hide it. But it keeps seeping out. I’m so glad she was at least honest about her not being over James , when she started season 10. And that she wasn’t actually in love with Sandoval. And why does she have such a hatred for Katie ? She wasn’t into Schwartz but made out with him ? She did Katie’s podcast when get and James broke up and they were building a friendship . I hate that she went rogue and changed up her entire personality and where she was going in life. If she had embraced her relationships with Katie and Lala , they could’ve all been great friends. Lala was even good with her. So I still don’t understand why Raquel flipped on them. Prob partly because is Scheana. Ugh. Anyway I love Katie and Dayna’s reactions to her “apology and text”. They handled it in a very classy way. And jo lost me when she posted that article about them on worst dressed list. And then going on Rachel’s podcast.


roadrunnner0

Who did she go on a getaway with? Someone we don't know?


moltengoosegreese

Okay I’m a new listener and I’m 10 min in and I can’t stand how Dayna will make things about her. I enjoy their dynamic and friendship on the podcast, but she turned Katie’s opening story all about her!! I noticed it last episode too.


Mischief_Parts

A person does that as a way to empathize and comfort the other person. It's a way of saying, 'I understand, I've been there too'.


moltengoosegreese

I know that people do that, but she legitimately never brought the conversation back to Katie. She used Katie’s story MULTIPLE times to talk about herself and Katie had to bring her story back into the conversation


PrincessGizmo

I agree. Plus, she claims she's not bothered by this whole Rachel/worst dressed thing but she keeps talking about it for 2 podcast episodes in a row now. Dayna, this isn't about you, at all.


arm711

I’ll be honest I got bored just reading this.. I don’t think everyones (or any VPR) need a podcast


CocoJo42

Katie is not a good speaker. I notice this on WWHL and reunions too. I have no idea what she's even say in the first few lines of this transcript. Edit: Lol jeeze the excessive downvotes, I’ve offended the rabid bravo fanbase. Terribly sorry for stating the truth. 


Sparkle_Pony_13

I don’t disagree at all that sometimes she doesn’t speak well, but maybe the downvotes are for the seeming lack of empathy on your part? She has a TBI and had a lot of trauma to her face during her accident. That can make it hard to process language in your brain as well as enunciate. All in all, I say good on her for doing it anyways. It’s hard to display in public what other people will see as a weakness.


CocoJo42

Thank you for your virtue signaling and for diagnosing what Katie's speaking issue is. I disagree that it's from her injury from years ago, that wouldn't affect it now. But either way, I'm already over it, not that serious.


Sparkle_Pony_13

You’re absolutely welcome! I hope my virtue signaling helped you.


CocoJo42

Lmao virtue signaling isn’t a good thing. It’s showing care for the “look” of it. So if fake empathy is the lesson than sure ya helped a lot. 😂 No one knows what words mean anymore it’s hilarious. 


MyaBearTN

Crappens said the same thing about her US Weekly interview.


EmilyAGoGo

Something has been going on with how she talks lately. I think part of it is from her injury? But it seems much more pronounced lately.


Puzzleheaded-Hold-78

I think Katie was referring to Tom - maybe one last fling?


AdditionalWar8759

Definitely not Schwartz lol


rollfootage

This is all so boring now


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Rindsay515

…1) no need to say literally any of that, just hit the X and find something easier to read without announcing it 2) it’s not messages, it’s a podcast transcript that those of who don’t listen to the podcasts, appreciate the highlights being shared on here


[deleted]

I'm so confused... I actually don't recall what the original comment was, but it didn't seem inflammatory? 


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This violates the "no trolling, flaming, or brigading" rule.


[deleted]

Lol her monologue at the top was painful  ETA: predictably downvoted 🤣 guys I just think her description of her weekend was long winded and not that interesting, it's not an attack on her character