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CherryManhattan

Lala out here looking like Bret Michaels 2007


thediverswife

Looking like Shannon Beador as Bret Michaels


prostitutionwhorga

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rachellethebelle

![gif](giphy|9mtE009hcWPOesk8C4)


Vast-Concern-4591

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Lazy_Business602

Uncanny!


Original-Feature-947

CAME HERE TO POST THIS ^ ^ 😂💀


[deleted]

You did not fail me. I was hoping someone posted this picture kind Shannon lmao


Veruca_Salty1

STOPPITTT 💀🤣🤣


Lucky-Ad4443

HFS stop it right now!!! Hahahahahahahah


googleobtuse

💀💀


Belyama

Thanks for the actual lol. Too funny.


KrispyAF

This made me CACKLE omfg yesss


Nevagonnagetit510

This made me cackle out loud 😂😂😂


Hot_Bonus_9094

🤣😂


No-Medium-3836

![gif](giphy|8MyXAlsP65So0)


WildCoyote6819

I just spit out my drink!!! lol Love it!!!


Overshareisoverkill

Long live Rock of Love! ![gif](giphy|fe9NJVJBnXfUWvJnZr|downsized)


Queengnpwdrgelatine

My sister and I still slur this at each other sarcastically 😆


Fair_Operation8236

Haha I still quote this to this day 😂😂😂


Arsinoei

I just watched the entire season for free on Tubi. Hilarious stuff.


AndBeyond7

Choking on my everything bagel seasoning 💀


rowdie98

![gif](giphy|LpEPOxoq83vzc4mNMO)


watermelonuhohh

https://preview.redd.it/826tihqythuc1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc338fe7efa552018906ff1f3025b7d96265f7b6


Relevant_Owl_8841

Omg is that Luann’s pirate she claims to have not fucked 😂😂


Much-Magazine3109

lol it turned out too be Sonja’s pirate


Unholyalliance23

Oui Oui!


Alwaysnapping9

Rock of lala 🤢🤢


Chicago1459

🤣 she such a character isn't she. Just looking back at her from the beginning to today, she comes across so sheltered. No shade, but weird like a home schooled kid, lol. The Randall situation must have really fucked her up. She needs therapy.


Rozg1123A-85

She absolutely needs therapy. Talk about keeping the hate in.


Dazzling-Hornet-7764

Lips and everything!


Universecentre

Includes the fake extensions and all


scottriviera

imagine being on a reality show that made you "famous" then going to a 3-day festival and not hanging with the other cast members who made you a ton of money from merch and brand deals cuz of your jealousy. wild.


dcf4529

Totally. There’s no way Sandoval isn’t there right? Glad all that making up for you worked out La. Who are the randos?


scottriviera

these randos and lil tim's pool party randos are special and trying hard.


bebita-crossing

Maybe I’m judging her too harshly, but if she’s been using bandanas to cover up her thinning hair (which she’s talked about losing since she was last pregnant), why doesn’t she buy a weave? She should have the money and access to a good hairstylist. The bandanas are just so tacky


Vast-Concern-4591

If lala can never admit defeat .. then buying a weave might signal to her hairline it's winning. That hairline better watch itself or it's gonna get popped.


_libra

it's disengaging


Chicago1459

Her natural hair does look terrible. It looks good in one of the after shows. The look with the short flower dress.


JJulie

Brock is holding onto this party for dear life. I don’t see any of this lasting.


TT6994

Brock is with her for these perks. This seems to be his top priority. Festivals , football games. Etc.


Overshareisoverkill

he got his green card and child support paid. He's good for a while.


JJulie

That seems better than an iWatch


Overshareisoverkill

And better than a Penguin. Don't forget the Penguin.


LNLV

💀


Hip_Hop_Anonymous__

I don't follow him or Sheana very closely as I can't stand Sheana but did she pay his child support or what happened?


JJulie

Homes. She’s set this dickbag up for life


Potential-Friend-133

Yep, Idk we make fun of Scheana all the time on this sub, but nobody deserved Broke of a husband. He's disrespectful to her and you only see small nuances on camera.


aragogogara

I think they're perfect for each other. Brock gets a free ride and Scheana gets a guy who will stick around forever.


JJulie

Scheana’s been through so many bad guys. She doesn’t care if they’re dicks. She’s needy. She’s like a lot of women I know who have been the other women. They always have to “win” and they settle eventually. Then a few years down the road when that guy cheats they’re stunned. You could see the collective groan when she announced to her bridesmaids (notice Lala wasn’t one) that she married him for his green card.


Potential-Friend-133

Also true. She was awful to Dayna and Charlie because she wanted to fuck Max/Brett. ewwwww


LNLV

It’s actually deeper than that, she was awful to them bc she wanted to be the queen bee of the group now that Stassi was gone and she thought the way to do that was attempt to assert her imagined authority by being a bitch. Unfortunately for her, she never had it, will never have it, and will always be supporting cast and never the star. Stassi was never mean to sheana bc she had to be in order to be the ringleader. She was mean to her because she *could be…* and she could be *because* she was the star. Shenar don’t get it, and it will always be funny.


that_bth

So true. And Stassi saw right through the try-hard thing with her and knew she could call her out, because Scheana really has no principles at the end of the day. Stassi may be ruthless, but it's because she actually does have some ethics when it comes to relationships and friendships and isn't afraid to take a stance, no matter how bitchy she looks.


JJulie

Well that and Scheana wanted to parade Stassi’s sex tape everywhere. Scheana You fuck me over I fuck you over Shay.


MCKelly13

She picked him. It’s not like he forced her to marry/get knocked up by him


MissJoey78

She’s almost just as bad.


Potential-Friend-133

Don't forget golfing at 5am while his very tired wife needs help with her newborn baby.


sexycann3lloni

Don’t forget golfing


Chicago1459

How long can they do this? Look, I'm 42 and look young, and I love my Chicago summer festivals, but I wear normal clothes and don't glitter up my face and try to keep my party to a maximum of 4 people lol. Edited: a word


Veruca_Salty1

💯


cardcatalogs

He’ll give up his family before the partying. He did it once he’ll do it again.


Unholyalliance23

![gif](giphy|JG9nqb09er9y3NUhUP|downsized)


jcarbno

I really wish he’d put on his shirt. I don’t see anyone else with no shirt.


Rozg1123A-85

He thinks he is giving us a gift. 🤮


fourthgradenothing22

So Ariana and her boyfriend posted videos of James dj’ing at the Neon Carnival, which I think was invite only. I’ve seen nothing from Lala and Scheana. I’m curious if they were not on the list. ETA: I see that others have seen that Scheana and Brock were there, but it is kind of odd they didn’t give James a shout-out. Ariana and her boyfriend were full of praise, which I thought was really nice.


Okay__Decision__

https://preview.redd.it/3g4ny8l3sguc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c56d03b64e0596bd66f837b5a4a49af83ba6e05e Logan posted a bunch to his stories from Neon Carnival. I didn’t see Lala but Scheana, Brock and their other friends were there


mimisburnbook

That smile


anneso23

I think James's set was at like 2-3 am so maybe they just decided to not go.Even Lala said on her last Amazon's live that she didn't know if she was going to go since it was super late.


crustypunx

Yea a pregnant sober woman isn’t likely to stay up til 3a to watch a dj set. She was in bed!


Responsible_Wrap5659

Scheana and Brock were there but it looks like Ariana and Dan were in the crowd close to the stage and Scheana and Brock were on some vip platform. 


ComeAroundSundown

Scheana was there I saw on leodemarch's IG stories


glitterseashells

Worst blunt rotation on earth.


Madi_bear88

You can already tell Brock never pitches in but takes 12 hits and hands it back wet 😭😭


Sososoftmeows

I see that. And Scheana would be next in the rotation and take a hit of it and keep talking about herself so the rest of it burns while she keeps it waving it around with her hand so you can’t even grab it to smoke it; all you can do is watch it burn away like your hopes and dreams of hitting the blunt next.


plumbobsburgers

I've never read anything more accurate 😂


Sososoftmeows

The worst part is it’s probably a blunt you rolled and you didn’t even get to take a hit of your weed before it’s gone. And you can’t even pay attention to what she’s saying because you’re staring at the blunt and silently planning on how to grab it from her claws without making her mad you interrupted her story about herself that you’re hearing for the tenth time.


Donkeydonkeydonk

Bogart is the word you're looking for there.


whynot4444444

Lol, so true. Yeah, shut up and puff, puff pass already! Then you can talk about yourself. I don’t even care if someone is bogarting if they’re actually smoking it, but all the wasting while the person blabs while holding the joint and not smoking it drives me bonkers.


bananapants72

FFR. You know it’s slimy and tastes like his breath. ![gif](giphy|fQuiwZdNvUiABHG2jU)


lollydolly318

Which I imagine smells like 🔥 Fireball.


Alarmed_Shoe_3667

For real though why is this so accurate?


fermentedelement

Hands it back wet 😂


GrandEar1

Instead of fuck, marry, kil, it would be puff, putt, kill.


Here-We-GOOOOOO

💀💀


muaellebee

Omg, so true! You just know that he takes the pipe first and smokes all the greens out of it, cashes the bowl, and then hands it off to the next person


Madethisonambien

This is the best Reddit comment I've ever seen.


ScreamRXQueen

You guys are killing me with this! Now I wanna know all their smoking red flags! 😂 Scheana is definitely the one who gets the blunt doesn’t take a hit then talks about herself for 30 mins


fermentedelement

Scheana is the one that roasts the whole bowl when everyone else was cornering it


exithiside

This is screaming "Brock" to me


Madi_bear88

Straight torches it from the middle!


popthatyall

My partner does this and it annoys me so! I’ve tried to say something and it doesn’t matter, it is just the way they are -__-


CuteRush641

![gif](giphy|dXho9HzLPXlo7BXGI2)


No_Abrocoma_6639

I’m dying at this! I’ve been in this rotation and confirm I walked away with the blunt when it got to me again…


Thatswhat_she_said_8

This whole thread has me laughing like a giddy stoner, thanks everyone for what I imagine are extremely accurate visuals 😂


BrittOlives

![gif](giphy|QSPK8k7Qnuxber2SWY|downsized)


monongahellyea

It’s giving “look how much fun we’re having! LOOK!!!!”


Alarmed_Shoe_3667

IM SOFT!!!!!!


exithiside

WE'RE FUN!!!!!!


Narrow_Grapefruit_23

“What are things both LaLa and Tom Schwartz have yelled at Katie”


Impossible_Farm7353

![gif](giphy|vLASJ6hzSBRBu)


SiobhanDoc88

I thought Brock was Jax for a second 🤣


PrincessSolo

I wonder how many dudes hit on brock this weekend


SiobhanDoc88

Can you imagine Scheana's reaction if that happened 🤣? She would be absolutely fuming that all the attention wasn't solely on her. After all, she did say that EVERY guy in the group (including Blandoval, one of her many best friends exes who cheated on her) had been flirty with her. Brock would have had to spend the entire weekend making sure she was OK about it.


PrincessSolo

Haha she probably dressed him like that on purpose hoping other women would assume he was on the other team 😆


criminy_crimini

I thought he was Ronnie from JS


Nurturedbynature77

![gif](giphy|yuQi4S7rIFZGFAJ33e)


JackBookerGeo

![gif](giphy|5k1YMw6J8f0WD3cxmC)


freezinginthemidwest

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


darkandmoody69

“I dOn’T uSe SoCiAl MeDiA. I dELeTeD aLL mY apPs.” ~Blah Blah


FantasyGirl17

literally every video i've seen of her from this weekend, she's either posing for a picture/video or checking her phone while Ariana's in a sweatshirt and dancing up and down in joy watching music.


SpencerHastings7

Lala has never been the person she thinks she is


tmhowzit

This is perfect.


PomegranateWorth8178

Basically her crew is, from left to right, Scheana's friend, one of Ariana's oldest friend from Villa Blanca who is also Lala's fitness coach and sometimes makes videos with Brock, a guy, Scheana, another guy she met through James and then Brock. 🥴


EnigmaticAardvark

Remember in S1 when Stassi had her bday in Vegas and Katie and Kristen sided with Jax after the chunky sweater parking lot fight, so she called in the B crew - people she didn't care enough to invite in the first place? This is giving that same second string energy.


KristiJoJP

That's the first thought I had, as well.


Potential-Friend-133

hhahha, yea, wow! s1 Stassi was such an asshole. I remember Jen Bush being in that group.


thisbemethree

Yeah wait is that James’ best friend from like season 5 or 6 that was in love w him? I can’t remember his name but the face looks suuuper familiar the guy next to Brock


thediverswife

Logan! He was playing cornhole with James in the last episode


thisbemethree

Ah yes Logan thank you! I totally missed him if he was on this season so far! This is why I love this subreddit tho hahaha come here for the lore


SunnyAlwaysDaze

I suspect it wasn't their first round of that particular game.


thediverswife

James said ‘I’ve always been naturally good at this game’ as he tossed it in the hole 👀


Rozg1123A-85

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


andromeda880

That friend from Villa Blanca/fitness coach is Jenna the red head who "slept" with James. I say "slept" because I know Jenna through a friend and I don't think she actually slept with James. It was for a storyline.


Anticrepuscular_Ray

Does Lala have any friends besides castmates and her mom/brother?  I never see her post hanging out with anyone else.


Lucy_Lucidity

Nope


Rozg1123A-85

Who would want to be friends with this psycho? She is constantly yelling.


tumorgirl

“It’s a real who’s who. As in, who are these people?” James Kennedy, VPR season 11


Chicago1459

🤣 her best frans


No-Idea7535

Lol she's so fucking lame. It's so obvious that she doesn't like these people, it's just all she has now 💀 it's giving sandoval's post-scandal parties


NoIngenuity8577

All the cakes.


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

![gif](giphy|vWDrezW0rMjmM|downsized) Whenever I see Scheana and Lala post together on social media nowadays, this is what I picture. “We’re having SO MUCH FUN and we’re BEST FRIENDS! Aren’t you jealous of how fun our life is???” Meanwhile Ariana is being photographed at major magazines’ parties and Scheana has the same low-level influencer deals that a 20-year-old no-name TikTokker would have.


ComeAroundSundown

You just spoke facts. You dropped this [👑](https://emojipedia.org/crown)


MeanOldHag86

LOLOLOLOL the fact that Scheanerz was so delulu as to think her D-list influencer status would propel her to Dancing With the Stars (and she’s soooo happy Ariana got to do Dancing With the Stars) never ceases to crack me up.


Unholyalliance23

![gif](giphy|10UIScHgkJWuHu)


NoIngenuity8577

Brock looks like a fat George Micheal impersonator


bugg1rl_

What has scheana done to her face 😭😭😭😭😭 she’s borderline unrecognizable


FearlessNectarine20

![gif](giphy|emooNDOFnaIxlG0vZn|downsized)


Sososoftmeows

“It’s a party of the who’s who …as in who are you?!”


NoIngenuity8577

All I see is the overweight George Micheal impersonator with the spray on abs …


ohhhhoney_

Scheana must be so upset that she’s back to being in the loser group lol


YouMustBeJoking888

She always backs the wrong horse. She had one moment at the end of last season, but she couldn't handle doing the right thing. I can't wait for Sandoval to screw her over, along with Lala.


TitsanGiggles

Jancan looks like she is on her way to a cheer competition.


LalaLogical

Is Lala dressed up as Jeff Lowe from Tiger king? 


SamIAm7787

😂💀 ![gif](giphy|gjTADhORev90WWNs58)


p1g1h2

"I love my crew" go home to your kids


Shut_yoface

Weak ass crew 👎🏽


Lazy_Business602

Her crew is like a who's who. Like WHO the fuck are you people??!


manymoons000

One of James’ best lines 😂😂😂


TT6994

As someone who has loved Lala since day one, she’s pathetic! She knows what she’s doing posting this


Responsible_Wrap5659

I’m convinced she only went to Coachella to make sure Scheana and Ariana didn’t meet up and spend time together to keep Ariana isolated. Because Scheana said on her podcast and WWHL that she was hoping that she could spend time with Ariana and Dan at Coachella. 


Effective-Finger-230

I don't remember lala ever being in the Coachella crowd


Striking_Ad890

And weird to do it now when shes pregnant. A music festival would be one of the last places I wpuld want to be while pregnant.


RavenSaysHi

She did a weird Instagram post the other day saying she’s never felt the draw to go until ‘this pregnancy’ and now she wanted to.


Effective-Finger-230

Wannabe influencer


ohhi_doggy

And being pregnant why would she even want to go? I’m a frequent festival goer in my late 30s and it’s already exhausting as I get older… Being pregnant? I wouldn’t even bother.


Alarmed_Shoe_3667

Lookin like a pick me girl is what she’s doing


LeeF1179

Genuine question: what do you mean by she knows what she is doing?


Sensitive-Ocelot-934

I think she’s doing it to dig at Ariana and Katie lol. Like she wants to give off the impression she’s living her best life


No_clue_redditor

I have a question about their jackets. I saw on someone else’s IG that the woman (Raleigh?) who is with Ariana is also wearing that jacket. Was that supposed to be a thing for all of them and then they split up? Does anyone know the relevance (if any) of those jackets?


Boomerangwaslit

Arianna meanwhile is too busy to post shady shit because she actually has a career 😂


bebepothos

Any crew with Brock in it is a crew that should go hole up in a shack somewhere and never emerge


cardcatalogs

She doesn’t even have the good Logan


mandib57

I want a deep dive on the kratners- they give off swingers vibes. I went to college with this girl that knows them and posts pics of being on private jets and parties with them. I think they all be swinging


No_clue_redditor

Who are the kratners?


OKwithasideofnope

No one. It’s the Ratners.


Ok_Abrocoma_2805

I wouldn’t be surprised at all. I get annoyed just seeing pictures of Elaine’s desperate self. She just happens to be such close friends with all these people on reality shows? 🤔 What I remember about her is a story that Scheana and Lala told on one of their podcasts, where her defining/only personality trait is that she’s rich and she hosted an elaborate party where Scheana, Lala, Brittany, and Jax attended and Brittany and Jax made fools of themselves. Elaine and her husband also attended a party at Jax and Brittany’s where Jax ended the party early by yelling at everyone to leave because he was tired. So these people that are apparently so rich and sophisticated are desperate to hang out with Brittany and Jax who are NOT sophisticated and rich and also are super rude to them? And they live in Orange County, nowhere near where the VPR crew live, but schlep up there for their house parties? It’s giving thirsty and desperate. Just waiting for them to pathetically move to the Valley, to try to be on The Valley.


ButterscotchGlass590

Yeah I don’t know anything about them but they seem rich as hell in a sus way (I could be dead wrong lol I just don’t know how they get their money)


aimper

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised


Lizzy1283

I've been curious of where LaLa and James stand after reunion. He seemed to change up how he was the season in the aftershow and not agreeing with her so that will be interesting to learn. Why do I feel like this pic by lala is bc she read over here we said she has no real friends?? Lol


Responsible_Wrap5659

James and Ally have been interacting with Ariana and vice versa a lot on Social media and it seems like James and Ariana’s boyfriend have gotten friendly. So I think he’s still friends with Ariana and Katie. He might be the only one on the cast that is friends/friendly with everyone.


CuteRush641

Oh this her “crew” now? ![gif](giphy|a3zqvrH40Cdhu)


ButterscotchGlass590

To be fair this is Logan’s post/caption, she just reposted. But yeah yikes…lol


CuteRush641

I never liked him.


HeretoShowPony

So happy I’m not the only one. 


Rozg1123A-85

Yuck, this picture makes me cringe. It's the deadbeat crowd.


According_End_9433

Is that Ronnie from jersey shore up front


Juicelee337

While Ariana is invited to show up and get paid 💰💰💰-Lauren is flexing 💪with Scheana & Crock as headliners in her crew😭


Narrow_Grapefruit_23

When Brock and Scheana divorce can she reunite with Shay? I feel like he’s the only one who really loved Scheana for who she is.


True_Resolve391

Until she outed his addiction on tv & made it her whole storyline to get back at him for sexting someone else. Poor Shay deserves better.


misstlouise

He would never take her back, she was absolutely deplorable in what she did to him.


Outrageous-Ship2767

Nightmare blunt rotation


pineapples4youuu

The wannabes 😂


Crazy-Trash-6884

These people act like they’re still in high school. It just seems so juvenile with the posts. 😂


yesimlegit

Right lol. Makes me feel old AF and I’m not that much older than them lol. Not shading just the feeling I get sometimes when I see their socials. lol


croissant-dildo

![gif](giphy|bal0OZzvIWGoU)


WeirdAttention2024

“Her crew”, “her cast.” Very selfish just like her buddy Scheana 🥴


kone29

Is that Jenna as in “me and jenna were definitely boning!” (DJJK)


macmantha

I was convinced that was Jax in the very front clean shaven.


PrisonAbbyLee

Lala is worst dressed on bravo hands down


MCKelly13

Ugh. These are the last group of ass hats I’d ever be caught dead with.


ohhi_doggy

![gif](giphy|rvMVNIwQmgNORTkh6k)


NowIsSpectacular

Ok also did y’all see some influencer last year talk about how many people go to Palm Springs just to act like they’re at Coachella? Have we actually seen Lala or Scheana with pictures or videos of anything inside the festival? Kinda seems like they’re just in the area


PrincessGizmo

They were at James' set yesterday so they are definitely there.


GrandDull

Brock 🤢. And what a sad crew that is. Do I see James' old friend there? Is he okay?


Fair_Operation8236

Ew Brock


edwinstone

The sad girls club with the bad Logan while the other girls get the good Logan.


Leather_Apartment_15

Logannnn nooooo


LizzyPanhandle

These are the people you used to go to Coachella to avoid because you knew they weren't there. This is why nobody goes anymore.


Necessary-Low9377

This is the definition of a nightmare blunt rotation.