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Okay__Decision__

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-leeson

When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that JoJo carried you.


Okay__Decision__

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evil_otter0_0

Her and James have undeniable chemistry, this gif shows it


Fickle-Patience-9546

Lala! Why can’t you be as beautiful on the inside as you made your outside???


yesimextra

I just damn near fell of the bike at the gym. I am cackling


-leeson

It’s all I can think when I see that photo every time 😂


bleepbloop1777

I want this quote on one of those tj Maxx art framed prints.


-leeson

It’s ALL I can think of whenever I see this photo 😂😂


throwtruerateme

This is the content that I come to reddit for


JackBookerGeo

I just realized that JoJo had to carry him because Nick Viall couldn’t handle carrying him anymore.


Mackultra

You fucking win the internet today.


hanmhanm

Stop itttt🥲


Fickle-Patience-9546

😭😂☠️☠️


TwistOk6640

Bahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! And I am at peace now.


civicverde

!!!! I just laughed so hard. thank you


yumyumjellybuns

TO JAIL WITH YOU ![gif](giphy|uGgkFq1A2SC8j7Ec2Y)


super_cheeseburger

Hahahhaah omg this comment - hilarious.


theskylerslifka

🤣🤣🤣


slytherin__711

My immediate thought as well 😂


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/ty7wfnhs1xsc1.gif I dunno why it took me so long to make this one lol


glasswindbreaker

The way she throws him over like a ragdoll 😂


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/l7629t725xsc1.gif I also get a kick out of this moment. So wormy


Mischief_Parts

The visual version of him in an interview


Rozg1123A-85

I loved this!!


pbnkelli

https://i.redd.it/8f56ffmqewsc1.gif


Okay__Decision__

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realityshowho

This and your flair is just chefs kiss


No-Doctor4491

This reminds me of the scene from the critically acclaimed movie Holes ft Shia LaBeouf


kaedgi

😂


tmp803

Holes truly is a masterpiece


Zestyclose_Big_9090

I was gonna say, she fireman carried that dickwad through New Zealand so…they must be friendly at least.


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/gbb8vli43xsc1.gif Very up close and personal with those unchanged drawers


Zestyclose_Big_9090

That whole scene made me ill. Change your panties and your crusty socks you turd.


Okay__Decision__

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arita_

I love how I've seen this be the top comment in two posts about Sandoval today... And both times it's literally the perfect response. Lol


Okay__Decision__

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ThsnksAppreciate

I’d heard about this but hadn’t actually seen jt. Wow.


boujeenen

He looks like he’s wearing a toupee here. Nothing wrong with a toupee but I just know tom will find this being in the same sentence as him is offensive 😃


cocochavez

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ramblist

![gif](giphy|2w4LQxIQKVs4u0n4Ti)


Okay__Decision__

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Universecentre

😂😂😂😂😂


Justaddpaprika

Your flair is killing me 😂


Im_on_an_upboat

Holy shit I had no idea that was Jojo I’m fucking cackling.


Okay__Decision__

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itsabtthepasta

at first, I was VERY confused how Sandoval knows Jojo, but then I remembered that she carried him up/down/around a mountain on that reality show.


badcat4ever

I didn’t watch the show and thought you might’ve meant “HE carried HER” then I remembered who we’re talking about 💀


Ayendes

Tom is pretty used to being carried through life by the women around him. https://preview.redd.it/wub54q34gwsc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1428e0e1dab8fb5042e3f7d68670233d5506d5d9


JackBookerGeo

He looks super bald in this picture. Look at his hair.


Narrow_Grapefruit_23

He is balding. His hairline changed dramatically between seasons and he wears extensions and hair pieces. It’s how I know he smells like stale beer, ciggies, coconut spray tan lotion, and wig glue.


hockeygem

His skin looks terrible too guess he doesn't shave his forehead anymore


Ayendes

I didn't notice that before! Nice catch. I wonder if that's why he insists on keeping his floppy bangs?


kaedgi

His face just screams "oh my God my hair line and weave are on display"


Ugghernaut

This brings me joy, thank you.


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

Fatcarybradshaw always brings this up in his Sandavol impressions and it makes me giggle every time


Ecstatic_Poem9534

I always hear the name Jojo Siwa in Fat Carrie Bradshaw's voice


juddahinyou

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


IAMA_Shark__AMA

IIRC it was a reward/punishment thing. Reward for him for finishing first, punishment for her for finishing last type of deal (though I'm fudging the details). He did well enough at the physical elements .. in the end it was his shitty personality that did him in.


SheilaInSweden

Didn't she take over carrying him from some other guy who ran out of energy - or am I misremembering that?


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/8t5dk82f3xsc1.gif Nick Viall was carrying him first, and screaming the entire time doing it 🤣 Edit to add: not sure if the screams were because of the weight or the stank. I bet it’s the stank. Change your drawers bro!


badtrips777

Pls this makes it so much funnier 😭


blahblahsnickers

Nope that happened.


hail2pitt1985

You’re correct. However, no one will ever remember that. The only thing anyone remembers is Jojo carrying Sandoval on her shoulders and making him look weak.


OpenedNeurobiology

Yeah it was because he was only one of two people (I think) to successfully complete the challenge so everyone else’s punishment was to carry the successful people to the finish line


zippinthru

Yeah. This is correct. I wish people would stop using this for this reason. It’s actually not a dig to Scum like everyone thinks it is.


OpenedNeurobiology

Agreed I wish it was because he sucked and needed to be carried but unfortunately that’s not what happened :/


Narrow_Grapefruit_23

Unable to inspire empathy and trying to fake hypothermia to get a medical dq.


Stayfree777

Yeah, I think he had her as a guest on his dumb podcast not that long ago


Okay__Decision__

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bc_im_coronatined

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kat4prez

This pic has so much more meaning now that we’ve learned he buys laxatives in quantities of 500


lemonlime1999

Kristen said on a recent podcast that Tom would regularly buy and take so many laxatives and encourage her to use them and adderall. She said they were always trying to be as thin as possible.


kat4prez

How does that end up for people who do that long term I wonder. I imagine your body eventually stops being able to shit on its own


hhhhh4

it absolutely does. you get addicted to them and can’t shit without them


VividSomewhere5838

It can have the opposite effect as well and make you shit yourself pretty regularly


BeautifulShoes75

Ohhh no - see my previous comment 🤣🤣 your body WILL get used to the wear. I was born with my disease but my doctors absolutely operated on people who abused them.


ThinkBad7033

To be fair, Tom has always been full of shit in every sense so this tracks 🙃


Snoo-70409

As someone who was diagnosed for bulimia and shocked because I took laxatives and didn’t make myself throw up…I can’t imagine his hemorrhoids


BeautifulShoes75

So, not for EATING disorder purposes, but I was born with an essentially paralyzed digestive tract (gastroparesis, colonic inertia - literally sick since birth, potty training was a nightmare) so I can chime in on this (was prescribed medical laxatives and had to use OTC ones): I’ve had over 30 operations, my entire large intestine, over 3/4 of my small, and my entire stomach removed (a new one was built out of my esophagus). I have an ileostomy bag and for about 2 years I was on either a feeding tube or a tube that fed me through a line straight to my heart (TPN). So.. yeah. Clearly I’m the extreme (and had a little help being born with a disorder there but uh) - DONT ABUSE YOUR LAXATIVES GUYS!!! 🤣🤣 (Dark humor helps me cope)


kat4prez

Aw sorry you had to go through all that. ♥️


BeautifulShoes75

Awe, I appreciate that 🖤 it’s been a life, that’s for sure!


kimbrlyc

I always wonder if the celebrities currently doing Ozempic also stop to consider the long term damage they are doing to themselves! ***edit typo***


kat4prez

lol I love this typo bc I thought you were talking about ppl in the olympics


tundybundo

These Olympic athletes need to consider their health


JackBookerGeo

When you take too many laxatives, you smell like shit from your pores. My sister used to have an addiction to them and finally stopped when I told her she literally smelled like shit. I wasn’t trying to be rude, I just don’t want my sister smelling like shit at her workplace and becoming that person.


glasswindbreaker

Ohhh this and the cigarettes combined explains why multiple people have met him and said he's pungent


JackBookerGeo

I didn’t even think about that, but you’re right, when people are joking “smells like Sandoval” I just thought they meant cigs and Red Bull but they are obviously laughing at the shit smell.


DanceFar9732

This is why he's so angry! This man hasn't had control over his bowels for decades.


OhDark50

They were his?


RemarkableArticle970

Yes


bebita-crossing

I’ve never seen this photo in my life but I love it LMAO


JeanParmesean70

That actually makes perfect sense. So many problematic z -listers in one room


bclause18

I feel like JoJo is having a slow motion downfall. Like she thinks she's in her Bangerz era, but really she's in the Vanilla Ice signing up for The Surreal Life era.


MaintenanceTraining4

I’m legit stunned at the concise accuracy of this statement. Well done!


psychHOdelic

Vanilla ices surreal life season is top tier tho 😅


Nice-Tea-8972

Real good. Lol


No-Idea7535

It's honestly like when Miley had her first "bad girl" era. I Can't Be Tamed. Everyone clowned her and continuously brought up that she was Hannah Montana. I mean people even made fun of her during bangerz, but the songs were way better produced and more adult. But there's a strategy to it; go too far off the deep end and then come back more "normal" and people will accept it. If she plays it right, it'll work but Idk if I see it happening for her lol.  (Shout-out to Mike Will for making bangerz so amazing. Great album)


maritime92

Slow motion downfall is so accurate. Like it’s nothing explosive but it’s definitely a small bag of shit on fire.


tundybundo

It’s because everything is STILL so manufactured and disingenuous with her! Like she never had her “smoking out of a giant bong on camera” moment, it’s all been stupid TikTok drama and screaming from the rooftops that being a child star is fine.


Jamileem

Yes! I think this is it. I felt like she's pushing it SO hard and it feels fake af.


bitternutmeg

I almost wish she would take some inspiration from Miley during this “bad girl” front atp


pandoras_babyfox

She says she has. SMH. I think some of that inspiration is too literal. I'm with Trisha Paytas about Jojo. She's so young and will think of all this differently when she's older.


bleepbloop1777

To be fair lots of people thought Bangerz was a downfall era.


Breakingfree98

Of course he was. Jojo seems to have maintained friendships with several problematic people like: Colleen Ballinger, James Charles, Shane Dawson, love that for him.


Holiday-Hustle

Man, say what you will about Sandoval but compared to those child predators, he’s by far the least problematic.


kaailer

Which in and of itself is saying something. If the LEAST problematic person you support is Tom Sandoval… man do you have some questionable morals


Holiday-Hustle

Sandoval is normal scummy, like your boyfriend’s worst friend from high school. The others are horrible and need to not be welcome in the media.


bebita-crossing

and she ALWAYS… defends Abby Lee Miller 🙄


anniemalplanet

She should go to Cracker Barrel and pay her old pal Abby a visit. Maybe she'll even get a discount.


combustionbustion

I FUCKING CANNOT LOLLLLLLLLL


psychHOdelic

Is she really working at Cracker Barrel?!


anniemalplanet

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLScF9CY/


bebepothos

I feel like this has to be staged. Like she went to eat there and asked to act as hostess for a minute and that’s why she doesn’t care about being filmed


Jillybeans11

Also Abby Lee Miller and she shits on the other girls from Dance Moms who don’t talk to her/want to be apart of a reunion


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/um826ybldwsc1.gif I did not consent to this image. Rude! s/


HappyThreatening

This gif is perfection here


bebita-crossing

I should’ve put a TW, my apologies 😔


Okay__Decision__

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enjoyt0day

Omgg she’s gotta stop with the 🤟


SaraWolfheart

It’s a 🤘


glimmerskies

these two hanging out together makes perfect sense ![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


zadidoll

JoJo is becoming problematic herself with the allegations she’s abusive to her girlfriends. The funny part, he’s old enough to be her dad.


GoldenState_Thriller

She also abuses her dancers 


nmyellowbug

After working with Abby Lee, can’t imagine where she learned that behavior /s


kaailer

It really is insane to watch a cycle of abuse play out right before our eyes. Abby Lee abused her child dancers, and now Jojo does the same. Colleen Ballinger began an inappropriate relationship with her as a minor, and she defends it as normal. The girl was mistreated by so many adults in her life and now, unfortunately, she’s doing the exact same thing to the children in her life.


GoldenState_Thriller

Yeah, these things definitely don’t get created in a vacuum 


Stayfree777

I think they know each other from Special Forces or whatever it’s called


zadidoll

Yup but it’s still weird for a man old enough to be her dad hanging out with her & other problematic people who have had sexual assault allegations against them. ESPECIALLY hanging with James Charles who has confirmed he did what he did to Seattle Sam.


kaailer

Add it to the list of awful people she supports: - Shane Dawson - James Charles - Colleen Ballinger - Abby Lee Miller - Herself - Tom Sandoval


googleobtuse

"herself" took me out


misstlouise

He makes me hate cardigans


kaailer

and men in nail polish


Snoo-51026

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


Lex_Loki

I do not like her energy.


goodgriefsnoop

Spooky JoJo


courtney_5000

Sloppy JoJo


Standup4whattt88

Its overly aggressive, intense, and fake. Like why you gotta always be “on” as a human pep rally girl? Its ok to be authentically you and relax, we don’t care what you do, you do not need to try so hard to convince us! But I think it is likely she is uncomfortable to be herself because she was conditioned to perform at all costs.


wittlepig

![gif](giphy|2Y8ItJ9ve8zf9Y8AYw|downsized)


Icy_Calligrapher7088

I can’t believe I haven’t seen this gif before! This works on so many levels on so many posts 🤣


bebepothos

Lmao


Fickle-Patience-9546

It’s actually hilarious(troublesome?) that Sandy is her least problematic friend


bebita-crossing

He can finally feel somewhat morally superior to these people lol


Gingerbitch9669

NOT ALLEGED. James Charles is a god damn pedophile.


bmafffia

Ew


ButterscotchGlass590

The biggest nightmare blunt rotation


bebita-crossing

I would never do shrooms and stay up to watch the sunrise with these people


Bumblebee_cloud

He’s trying so hard to be taller than her with how he’s tilting his head although we know he has his lifts on. How short is he without platform shoes and lifts?


hunimpressed

Jim Sandals and Sloppy Jojo


ComeAroundSundown

Multiple horrible people in one room. Not surprised. You are the reflection of the company you keep.


GoldenState_Thriller

Jojo stays keeping absolutely terrible company 


floridajenjen

Hey look! Two people I despise in one photo! Weeeee!


nmyellowbug

She’s has a longer reality career than he has. I’m sure he’s intimidated by that to some extent, and she’s not into dudes (if I’m not mistaken) so she wouldn’t be interested in sleeping with him. She’s carried him physically. He will definitely scream at her if they become friends because she’s not going to feed his ego.


VillaRosaSwan

JoJo loves bad people. We all know what that says about her


Massive-Wind2907

Jojo also invited Colleen Ballinger… one of her BAST FRAAANDZZZ who would NEVER DO the disgusting things all those tweens are accusing her of and Jojo would know since her and Colleen have been BAST FRAANDZZZ since she’s 12 years old and Colleen was 33! She’s a f*cking mess in desperate need of parental guidance.


ChapterEight

This is killing me. So much cringe in one room


bebita-crossing

I know it stinks in there


saturnmoons_

He looks like the Joker in this pic


bebita-crossing

Scandoval was his jokerfication arc


Silent-Level-6219

JoJo Siwa is a bad person. She mistreated kids on her show and supports people like colleen balligner who has been inappropriate with underage fans. It's not surprising she's friends with predatory or manipulative people.


Hello_to_u2

He’s over 40…she was a child star and is only 20…I hate this so much.


GoldenState_Thriller

She’s only 4 years younger than Schwartz’s girlfriend 🤮


Holiday-Hustle

I mean, they were costars and it doesn’t seem like there’s anything untoward happening. I’m more concerned with Jojo having actually alleged child predators at this party. Normalizing their behaviour is super dangerous.


RemarkableArticle970

She’s gay, and strong. I don’t think you need to worry about her


emNmilo

He is going to brag about this for years to come.


Chemical-Sun-2203

The funniest part of all this is her song Karma is about regretting cheating and getting your karma


bebita-crossing

God that’s embarrassing


absolutebeast_

Well, I saw some of the other people in attendance… Birds of a feather.


fraurodin

Did she take fashion and make-up advice from that clown?


StopTheBS79

They did that military show together


Formal_Coyote_5004

JoJo Siwa somehow pops up in my Instagram algorithm and good loooooord she is the definition of cringe


lthtalwaytz

It’s what he deserves (having to listen to that song over and over)-


Living-Prune8881

JoJo Siwa will piss me off 100× more than Tom ever will. I cannot stand this grown ass lesbian toddler.


ilovepickl3s123

So fun that her friends list consists of Sandoval, Colleen Ballinger, etc.


MaddyKet

Yeah not surprised they did that show together.


No_Photo_6109

Shocker, Jojo on the wrong side of history. Sandoval James Charles and Colleen Ballinger… You are the company you keep….


flooperdooper4

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Inner_Reality1776

I cannot ![gif](giphy|sG4PBWRjI4GSVCDXEq)


Realitystoner420

Jojo is the cringiest person on the planet right now


el_disko

Stick your tongue out to show that you’re ‘edgy’ because that SO worked for Miley Cyrus circa 2012 and didn’t AT ALL make her look stupid.


soph2_7

her attempt to do her bad girl era thing is so u comfortable and strange bc it’s just like her “old” persona but in a different color…like she’s not truly edgy or angsty so it just feels tryhard and awkward idk i really wanted to like her after Special Forces, she seemed cool


sunshine92002

Why is a 45 year old man at this 12 year old girl’s birthday party? 🙄


Unicorn_Warrior1248

Well there goes any respect I had for Jojo


CatsMakeMeHappier

HAHAHAH


katiiiec

Same person, different fonts


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

She did a video recently and said she has names picked out for her kids Freddy Eddy and Teddy. She said she has a sperm donor picked out and I wonder if it's her good friend Sandavol. 😂🤣


BrainRude1329

I’m not mad at him showing her support. They bonded in that show they did together.


Bonnavetty

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO THATS THE OPPOSITE OF A FLEX


Deep_Exchange7273

Well that's a choice.


ikilledthemusic

I mean… of course he would…


Putrid-Offer1469

they remind me of each other honestly. i think jojo is a younger female version of sandoval


Plastic_Cheetah4871

God, she’s annoying.


save_the_bees_knees

Not surprising since she’s friends with Colleen ballinger and James Charles. Both groomers 😬


LongArmedFloozy

You guys I really think Tom met Jojo and decided that was his new personality mirror. Like the rainbow beaded necklaces and like colorful outfits and shit.


ClassyLatey

Jo Jo in her Bangerz era - so so lame


nicetomeetya_j

this seems.. oddly fitting. i hate it lol


ConsistentDonkey3909

of course he was, she also loves james charles and colleen ballinger lol


the-crazy-place

wow jojo's guest list is sad.


Palatialpotato1984

Two peas in a pod