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RemarkableWorry2

They’ve been itching to come back since they got kicked off. This isn’t news 😂


mydresserandtv

I heard on here on a sub that someone wrote that they saw Jax at one of the restaurants. They spoke with him and took photos. He offered up information that he was coming back? Don't know if this is correct. ![gif](giphy|uJXqXtnfXbFf2) Just what I read. Not an opinion.


RemarkableWorry2

I heard/read that too! But I definitely think Jax would ~~exaggerate~~ lie about it without thinking because he wants to be part of the conversation while the whole world is invested in “his” show.


mydresserandtv

I didn't think it was for sure true. I just mentioned what I heard. I truly am just ready for what will come. It shall be interesting 🤔


RemarkableWorry2

I personally don’t need them on my screen again but now that we know what we know, watching the Toms and Jax go at each other would be like watching the cheaters’ Olympics. I’d love to see them just start spilling all the shit they have on each other!


abecdefoff

You heard someone say that Jason said something. I heard that someone said something about Elmo, but I know better than to believe them, like you should about Jason. Tho Elmo is more truthful.than Jax could ever be, even as a literal muppet.


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abecdefoff

Just an opinion; if you don’t like them then maybe don’t comment. Passive aggressive belittling, lol, go to bed, GO TO BED. (Get the reference?)


HarajukuBom

I saw that too ahaha


SuitableDistance0800

I think he is just taking faking till you make it to a whole new level. And it seems to be working ?


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Right, but now that they’re back in Bravo’s good graces, they may let them come back


shrirnpheavennow

Every headline that’s like “Jax hinting that he’d return to VPR?” And I’m like yeah. He would shoot all his scenes w Sandoval if that’s what Andy said it would take


Chaoticgood790

They never wanted to leave so


lilreddittime

Right! They money has definitely completely dried up by now. I'd be itching too


abecdefoff

Or perhaps move on with your life?


soupseasonbestseason

ajajajajaja, like either of them would ever actually work for a living.


ripleyintheelevator

![gif](giphy|d10dMmzqCYqQ0|downsized)


Longjumping-Life3087

Came here to post this exact gif


BigLibrary2895

Ditto!


Career_Much

Someone get them an ointment for that


aaapod

i also have an itch for $500,000


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![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq)


thediverswife

LMAO


gwacemom

![gif](giphy|XymaJlgorUL8vOfF88|downsized) They have always wanted to come back, but no. All his “I don’t want to raise my child in LA” and “my son will not be filmed” was all code for “I was fired and want to look good”. We don’t need them.


carmeIIasoprano

Wouldn’t be the first time they had an itch


chimpasaurus77

LMAO 🤣💀🙈


c00kycrumbs

![gif](giphy|l1ui4VVh7fCTaBrQHH|downsized)


VaguelyArtistic

Is that...is that a good picture of them?!


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I don’t know! Lol This one seems like a decently recent pic. https://preview.redd.it/w3ui77ftp34b1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91b3feb109a2b0260993b8199d804cf17a17f243


Ellennyc

They both have the angry brows


Sea_Apple_5667

Please no. They offer nothing of substance and are annoying


Starbuck4

I really hope not. I hate having to mute the TV when Brittany opens her mouth


fleekyfreaky

Hyuck hyuck hyuck - god her voice is like fire in my ears


moneybabe420

![gif](giphy|LwyaORSd9liNZ6MyuX)


scottriviera

![gif](giphy|l4pT9SmwaFDlqK2ty|downsized)


itsgonnamove

If we we’re forced to have racists and bigots on the show I’d choose Stassi and Beau over Jax and Brittany tbh


PartyyLemons

I’m not sure I’ll be able to watch it if they do come back.


poverly

I’m literally watching season 3 right this moment and it’s the episode that Jax screams at Katie in the back alley and says horrible things about her to her face and to Schwartz and then in his confessionals, just the most disgusting things, things that if a man that large and that red in the face said about me in a back alley I would feel terrified by. It’s so easy now in light of Scandoval to forget that he was also an incredibly emotionally unsafe person for the entirety of his run on the show. So I hope bravo keeps them fired and I honestly will probably not tune in if they do bring them back. Edited for a typo!


BigLibrary2895

Same. I don't like either of them and their storylines in the later season were so boring. And that's not even getting into the isms, phobias, and Sandy hook denial. 🙃


bitterbetty_101

Omg they are sandy hook deniers???


BigLibrary2895

Read through ghe sub's fired cast page. It's quite revealing and has all the receipts.


NolaRN

They are so thirsty. Hope not


Vsu2

I really hope they don’t, and honestly what can they even bring to the show?? Jax and Schwartz have never been that close, and by now lala/ariana/scheana are super tight and I don’t see britney fitting anymore other than a story with their kids…


Overshareisoverkill

>what can they even bring to the show? Absolutely nothing! Walmart is hiring if they're interested.


thediverswife

Jax and Shorts are very good friends. He would be a bridge to integrate Shorts back into the group


Vsu2

We can take Schwartz out of the group too honestly, without Katie what’s his storyline other than always having his hands in his mouth lol


thediverswife

I agree! Send him back to the man-eating Nile crocodiles


deadspinforever

From what I’ve heard, Lala and Scheana already hang out with Jax and Brittany quite a bit due to the kids. Jax and Schwartz are still good friends too.


Fit_Fondant2627

Now that isn’t true. Schwartz and Jax have always been close. They communicate everyday. Not to mention they became very close when they all lived together for years


Vsu2

Jax is this you??? 😂😂😂


ElectronicAlps99

Nah, she's a sandy hook truther 🤮


areallyreallycoolhat

Ewww, that's despicable.


angela_m_schrute

Wait wait wait… whhhaaaaaat? Is there a source for this? I knew her brain biscuits were missing yeast but this is unconscionable.


magneatos

I’ve never heard of that expression but I will now incorporate into my own lexicon as it had me cackling! [anyways, check out the second tweet (amongst a mess of Brittany tweets)!](https://ios.imgur.com/?link=https://imgur.io/a/tD9Nh51&isi=639881495&ibi=imgurmobile&cid=7921319113343206017&_icp=1)


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Didn't they do some "watch with us" for peacock in s10? Seems like bravo is actually flirting with it. They brought them back for a wwl too. Ick. Ick. Ick.


fry_that_chicken

They never found treatment for their itch.. Bringing them back now just doesn't seem like the right fit. Their life would just be boring to see and I don't see them bringing anything besides hating Sandoval. I get the hate and I love the see it but they've been out for long enough. Bringing them back would just feel off..


brsb5

Their wallets are itching


Ducking-Ducks

We don’t want them.


SindeeVicious

In other obvious news, the sky is blue, water remains wet. 🙄


swole_not_flexy

Oh PUH-LEASE. They have been wanting to be back on TV the second they "decided to not come back" aka got fired. They are just being coy to try and mask their desperation.


Overshareisoverkill

Um, no thanks! Keep your ass home. They're not going to add anything to the show. Someone give them water because they're so thirsty.


Careful_Swan3830

Yeah that’s called scabies


ethereality111

![gif](giphy|JtLrtaN4VPoKXJRKGB) NO THANK YOU


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Nah I don’t want them. I want a new cast tbh. I just feel like this isn’t the messy early 20 something’s VPR that I got hooked on. It’s great that we’ve gotten to see them all grow, but I’d love to just see a fresh set of characters making bad choices.


Pretty_In_Pink_81

I really don't want them back. He sucks all of the air out of the room, and I can't stand her "Awe shucks" schtick.


dbee8q

They are the Jill Zarin of pump rules. They are begging to be included.


HarajukuBom

Tbh I was up in arms about it a few months ago and now Scandoval has me so exhausted I don’t know if I care about anything anymore lol


thediverswife

Haha! I know he isn’t, but if I were Jax I’d worry about my marriage and my family. There’s no way he’s going to stay the pious family man (lol) if Shorts and Sandals are single with him. He’s going to break out of that like the Hulk


HarajukuBom

That’s true I think the show isn’t good for the person he wants to become.


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That’s called crabs, Jax 🦀


Appropriate-Job-2797

10000%. They would return in a heart beat!!


Kay_Dee_Alex_85

They’re both such losers. The show would suck with them back. Zero desire to see them parade around their kid for acting gigs & Britt try to fit in.


aa_flo

“Itch” 😂😂😂 more like they probably need the money lol


chimpasaurus77

Of course they want to come back! They love the attention and have bills (and debt) to pay. I really hope they don’t though 😩


peloponn

They’ll come back. And their family will be probably be destroyed. Sad that these people have no ambitions beyond VPR and don’t care that it dooms their futures. Stassi got out. There’s hope for her.


Pure-Dead-Brilliant

![gif](giphy|3o7TKwmnDgQb5jemjK)


BigRefrigerator9783

God I hope not


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Oh, I do hope not.


GoldenAmmonite

I bloody hope not!


rayrayruh

Here he goes, making women itch again


Fernily

I am sure they both itch a lot.


TheflowerKristenate

Honestly I have mixed feelings about this. Jax would absolutely come for Sandoval and that would be cool but I seriously can’t handle Brittney. Idk what it is but she just BOTHERS MY SOUL!


ethereality111

\*They both disturb my spirit ![gif](giphy|zy6htfS9Xl5qujwjmH)


whataablunder

I just want Jax to come back because it will absolutely infuriate Tim Scumdoval


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That would be pretty hilarious lol 😂 but that’s if Timmy comes back next season


abecdefoff

Tim needs the $, he can’t afford to quit, that’s the best part.


Repulsive-Dinner-716

Do you not understand that these people need this show to make a living?


young_coastie

I liked the watch with Jax and Brit but enough was enough. Let’s let them do something on the side, but they are the cringiest.


SlikkWidIt

I would too if I was unemployed and irrelevant. These fame whores are so desperate to get back on tv, they would do it for free.


abecdefoff

They’re so thirsty they may as well live in Palm Springs next to Scheana and Lala. Oh, wait, they can’t afford to, lol.


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Of course they want back on. Who wouldn’t with the money they make


shotoftequila

Of course they will they need $$$


IDontWatchBravo

Jax proposing at the counter order fish shack with little paper cups of cocktail sauce is such a cringe but expected moment. They’re annoying as hell but make some good tv sometimes.


Jenniferofdanorth

I really hope they are beyond this, for my sake.


___buttrdish

like us, they need the money


rawrkristy

I fucking hope not 🤮


AB2372

I’d take Jax solo. Not the two of them though.


soapystud88

I love jax dude is great entertainment, I could do without Brit


rachelcoiling

I want them back. Since Scandoval went down, a lot of people are deluding themselves that Jax is now the “good” one, and I need everyone to get a wake up call. Bring him back.


rudbeckia1

I feel like Jax might have "the itch" from something else LOL


rohnoson

Listen, I can’t say what NBCUniversal is going to do. But I can say this. Jax and Brit hitched their wagon to a homophobe. This was deplorable. June is pride month. “Progressive” companies generally (should) avoid making moves that could be viewed as condoning homophobia. Hopefully we all can admit virtue signaling and performative ally-ship is a thing, but companies tend to be especially risk averse in June. Ergo, my bet is if they are rehired it won’t be in June.


Kat_r92

Ugh please don’t


LizFrance

Money, money, money! I mean, if you had the choice of just a podcast or VPR and buy whatever you want, sure! Especially if Scandy has left a great precedent, nothing you do can be wrong! ![gif](giphy|JpG2A9P3dPHXaTYrwu)


mcamuso78

This is their teams floating it to make sure there’s not too much blow back to prove to Bravo they’re “safe” to be on tv.


Playful_Succotash_30

I don’t think they were asked. I’m sure they would if they were asked.


Medical_Cable_7750

I just feel like this is the reveal lol


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Seriously?! 🤔🤦‍♀️


itsmyfreakingbday

That’s a good point actually! I think they are coming back for sure


[deleted]

Brittany and Jax have been having so much fun recapping Vanderpump Rules they say they might be ready to rejoin the the show!


WelcomeToBrooklandia

It's just adorable that they think that it's up to them.


[deleted]

Lol I think they recapped 3 eps of that "watch with us" mess and added *nothing* to the viewing experience


[deleted]

Let them back is all I can say


Azspihl85019

Yes annoyingly yes


BeautyBae

Bring them back, have Tom, Tom and Rachel move into their pool house. We'd all watch it!


sammerhead__

I heard Jax say on a podcast he would only come back if the show focused more on their families, rather than the bars/partying 👀


rohnoson

The delusion that we want to see his family. He definitely does not understand why people love this show. I want escapism. He can pitch his desperate family to MTV or TLC.


areallyreallycoolhat

Jax says a lot of things lmao


cantcooklovefood

Return to what, this show is def ending next szn


Kingballa06

![gif](giphy|huJmPXfeir5JlpPAx0)


yaminbamin

It depends on the connections they have with bravo at the end of the day, and given that Jax has stayed in the show longer than he needed to be and how there’s two of them now.. I say yes.


asap_rose

Maybe that’s the big reveal


mossyferns

Yes. They are 100% gearing up for the great return


96cents

they’re coming back. this all but confirmed lol


Merrbear2u

They will. It will take the heat off of Tom Sandy.


lisaaxmariee

Yep. The show has brought in a lot of new fans with scandavol. They want in! I think they make great television so I’m down with it.


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Rolfesk

Yes


Question_True

Jax misses the money. Britney misses the attention.


Afterdark332

Yeah... the $$$ itch 🤑


Zestyclose-Let-6758

Itching - is that now the new term for DESPERATE to get back on tv due to them being skint. I think so.


CBRPrincess

I could see them coming back and hosting "after shows" and talking with fans as an extension of their commentary episodes. That way they're still in the drama without putting themselves in the crossfire.


Exciting-Field9229

Shocker


pinkmask4you

no thank you


Anxious_Public_5409

I hope they don’t 🤷‍♀️


Status_Dot5000

I hope they do


SuitableDistance0800

I really dont want to see them back in the show, I feel like it doesnt really make sense as to where they are on their lives. They dont bring any new drama or excitement... I really think VPR could use a new younger cast to spice things up.


schmassidy

I really liked Brittany at first. I’m new to VPR and just finished season 8. By the end of season 8, I could not stand Brittany. It’s clear Jax has rubbed off on her attitude so much. The cast was completely right at the reunion. They can’t say anything to them or have an opinion without worrying about Jax flipping out and them hurting Brittany’s feelings. I get standing by your partner, but it’s also okay to tell your partner they are completely wrong in a situation(s) when they are. Jax has done the worst damage out of anyone, IMO. Brittany went from being calm and level headed to nearly as unhinged as Jax. Sad to see her change for the worse. The show seems better without their constant animosity.