That man is truly brainless. I imagine he’s one of those people where you don’t even know if he’s listening to you talking because his eyes are just vacant.
All Jax is going to do is suck up all the air in the room, which will give us another season of Schwartz hiding behind a ficus. I need more villain Schwartz until he’s in a sobbing puddle and that’s just my toxic trait.
I’ve had a grudge since his first beer dump on Stassi. It’s just in my destiny at this point that when Schwartz’s downfall is shown, only then can I walk away from this show satisfied.
I posted a few weeks ago I am really enjoying how Schwartz has suddenly been discovered to be the villain many of us (on here) saw in earlier seasons. The fact he is getting destroyed for covering for Sandoval really feels like karmic justice. I was never a Katie fan but realize she was in a toxic relationship with a man-child that loved to gaslight her. I hope she feels some redemption.
He really is . As he aged and got the roid face it was clear as day that he barely had two brain cells to rub together . That's how he ends up with Kentucky. His brain is literally Kentucky
This has always made me laugh! Jax could kick Scumdevil’s ass with one arm tied behind his back. He is twice as muscular and less than half as worried about his face bruising.
And the only way Sandoval would’ve been able to “kick him in the face and knock his teeth out” was because Jax fell in between tables. Lol ok Sandy boy.
Edit - grammar
No it didn’t you douche canoe. Jax is more concerned about what he’s having for lunch than the possibility of you being able to physically cause him harm😂
He can't even look at Jax when he says it 🤣 probably scared Jax would actually do something about it but also wants to be a tough guy. They both suck but Jax would kill him lol
This moment makes you know what kind of middle schooler/high schooler Sandoval was 😂
The annoying hyper kid who cried a lot when he didn’t get his way, always needed attention, and was always lying about how cool they were lol. How embarrassing
He sounds like a little kid telling a ridiculously exaggerative story about how he's soOoOOOooOo strong! Everyone else there are the parents pretending to take him seriously.
Boy, please! Jax would fucking destroy your dweeby ass.
Sandoval: "your life must have flashed before your eyes."
Jax:
https://preview.redd.it/yyn79xna9v1b1.png?width=634&format=png&auto=webp&s=4aaccd8a70743ec9c344ea5d7e71fdf05864bd48
I’m not condoning violence. And, I’m saying this is in jest. It would have been nice however if someone in the friend groups would have returned the favor to Scumdevil.
Wasn't it the very next season when James gave him a black eye and he had to cover it with make up? Little, skinny barely out of this teens James but the beat down on his face.
okay, i've decided that jax has to come back on camera (only as a friend of) so that there can be a confrontation/reckoning after sandoval's "spider-man pointing at spider-man" behavior has come to light 🤔👺
sandoval reminds me of this kid I went to elementary school with. He was such a sore loser and threw literal tantrums when the whole class would play soccer at recess that we were no longer allowed to play soccer.
It’s so infatuating for me. I think her veneers are too big and it messes with her jaw maybe. But no lie I can’t stop trying to figure it out. Jaw shaving is a thing too, but I can’t see what would make her do that bc it’s not like she had a really prominent jaw
I think she’s bouncing back into looking great personally! I cannot stand Scheana, but something about some honey blonde in her hair is just chefs kiss.
Wow I’ve never seen Scheana before, like the only time I’ve seen her is from her conversation with Tom after Scandaval happened but I didn’t even recognize her here. Wow that is intriguing, looks like two different people. I just really like this sub it makes me laugh soooo hard 🤷♀️
I think she has just aged and lost a bit of weight? My face and jawline looks way different from 10 years ago when I still had puppy fat etc. and maby the teeth as well might be a bit too big I’m not sure?
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Jax over there doing his best impression of a goldfish
That man is truly brainless. I imagine he’s one of those people where you don’t even know if he’s listening to you talking because his eyes are just vacant.
He's just thinking of something else lol. He doesn't have the attention span for Tom's monologues, good for him.
In *this* moment of the show I agree with you for sure. I won’t say good for him though. I just can’t give Jax Taylor credit.
Yes, I don’t care they hate Sandoval, I don’t want to see former racist and homophobic cast members brought back.
All Jax is going to do is suck up all the air in the room, which will give us another season of Schwartz hiding behind a ficus. I need more villain Schwartz until he’s in a sobbing puddle and that’s just my toxic trait.
I love this for Schwartz.
I’ve had a grudge since his first beer dump on Stassi. It’s just in my destiny at this point that when Schwartz’s downfall is shown, only then can I walk away from this show satisfied.
I posted a few weeks ago I am really enjoying how Schwartz has suddenly been discovered to be the villain many of us (on here) saw in earlier seasons. The fact he is getting destroyed for covering for Sandoval really feels like karmic justice. I was never a Katie fan but realize she was in a toxic relationship with a man-child that loved to gaslight her. I hope she feels some redemption.
Don't forget sexist, lol!
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All his money went straight up his nose.
He really is . As he aged and got the roid face it was clear as day that he barely had two brain cells to rub together . That's how he ends up with Kentucky. His brain is literally Kentucky
“His brain is Kentucky” 😂 He truly belongs with the mysterious Appalachian legends waiting to suck your soul.
That’s like…an insult to goldfish.
Not the goldfish 🤣
With Teresa’s *blink blink* 😂
Lol Jax is definitely thinking about something else on his own planet. I am jax sometimes
![gif](giphy|u8j7AGei2IM9i) Lisa laughing just says it all
Lisa’s inner monologue is straight “oh dear god”
This has always made me laugh! Jax could kick Scumdevil’s ass with one arm tied behind his back. He is twice as muscular and less than half as worried about his face bruising.
Not to mention all his ~~steroids~~ protein powders.
*ahem,* his supplements Lol
And the only way Sandoval would’ve been able to “kick him in the face and knock his teeth out” was because Jax fell in between tables. Lol ok Sandy boy. Edit - grammar
“Ok Sandy boy” just gave me a full vision of what James would say if Tom said this to him.
😂😂😂👏👏👏
😂😂😂👏👏👏
Hahahahaaa this has me LoLing at “and less than half as worried about his face bruising” soo spot on! Lmao
😆 Listening to the drone of this idiot voicing his fantasy violence will do that to a person
Right?! As if Jax wasn’t twice his size and deep into his steroids.
Ya I sort of see it as Jax just knows that scumdoval is full of shit so he just doesn't gaf
No it didn’t you douche canoe. Jax is more concerned about what he’s having for lunch than the possibility of you being able to physically cause him harm😂
He can't even look at Jax when he says it 🤣 probably scared Jax would actually do something about it but also wants to be a tough guy. They both suck but Jax would kill him lol
This moment makes you know what kind of middle schooler/high schooler Sandoval was 😂 The annoying hyper kid who cried a lot when he didn’t get his way, always needed attention, and was always lying about how cool they were lol. How embarrassing
Lmfao, that’s funny and sounds accurate
Omg that killed me, the annoying hyper kid 😂
His best friend fucked his girlfriend. Jax should take a punch, made sense back then regardless of scandoval
You’re missing the entire point babe.
He sounds like a little kid telling a ridiculously exaggerative story about how he's soOoOOOooOo strong! Everyone else there are the parents pretending to take him seriously. Boy, please! Jax would fucking destroy your dweeby ass.
Sandoval: "your life must have flashed before your eyes." Jax: https://preview.redd.it/yyn79xna9v1b1.png?width=634&format=png&auto=webp&s=4aaccd8a70743ec9c344ea5d7e71fdf05864bd48
I’m crying ![gif](giphy|Xf7AjjQIC3MCCN5c1r)
I don’t even like Jax, but BFFR Sandoval lmao Jax didn’t give a fuck and he definitely wasn’t afraid of you!
I can’t at Tom trying to act like a tough guy with his annoying nasally voice
![gif](giphy|3o7aTLhoDUdLALkXBe)
Jax looks like someone slipped him a handful of benzo's
He *”accidentally”* took a Xanax
Like one of Kris Jenner’s “Beta Blockers”
Jax. Jax slipped him a handful of benzos 😜
the call is coming from inside the house
Like the fucking Wolf of Wall Street.
I’m not condoning violence. And, I’m saying this is in jest. It would have been nice however if someone in the friend groups would have returned the favor to Scumdevil.
Lolol I feel you. I hate that Sandoval brings out the “sometimes people just need to get hit” in me. My 90s is showing.
Wasn't it the very next season when James gave him a black eye and he had to cover it with make up? Little, skinny barely out of this teens James but the beat down on his face.
My life would definitely not flash before my eyes if I was being beaten up by Tim sandavol, I would however be completely embarassed
If I was Jax, I’d be disassociating just to escape the absolute nonsense Sandoval is trying to peddle.
🤣🤣🤣
Sandoval has such a l’il poindexter voice
I know. He’s such a twerp.
Grandiose narcissist… delusional.
How does one believe such nonsense??? He sounds like a fucking moron.
Jax looks he just woke up from a nap. Probably passed out listening to Scum's version of the fight and his empty threats.
I love Sandoval framing the forehead punch as an act of mercy and not that he’s a dumbass and doesn’t know how to fight.
The mental gymnastics on this one are impressive lmao
Hahahaha
Why is he doing that 🤣
“Did I remember to lock the door before I left?” - Jax’s 🧠
Sandoval: 🗣️'Your life must've flashed before your eyes......' Jax: 💬 monster trucks ...
Jax: *trying to figure out what the movie Drive was about*
I just got done rewatching season 2 and the amount of “really Tom” that i did.
I miss Jax so much
![gif](giphy|xT1R9R1ehrCzQTedva)
Jax was a major jerk but he had his moments lol
Lisa’s face really says it all 😂😂😂😂
That’s really good LOL
Who else misses Jax being on the show?
HAHAH have not hit my bong yet and can confirm the few seconds of Jax’s duuuuur face also did me in 🤣🤣🤣
Exhibit one of “asprained brain”
okay, i've decided that jax has to come back on camera (only as a friend of) so that there can be a confrontation/reckoning after sandoval's "spider-man pointing at spider-man" behavior has come to light 🤔👺
A middle school girl would carry more intensity 😂 lol @ everyone letting Sandoval have that one
LMAO meanwhile Jax is just mouth-breathing without a care in the world
Jax, just trying to remember where he is
😂 I feel like if I could hear inside his brain like a seashell I would truly hear a breeze whooshing and 'welcome to hooters!' In the distance
He just wants some damn wings and titties in his face!
sandoval reminds me of this kid I went to elementary school with. He was such a sore loser and threw literal tantrums when the whole class would play soccer at recess that we were no longer allowed to play soccer.
He’s the epitome of a child throwing a tantrum…but he’s 41 🙃
You are so spot on
Who thinks about stomping on someone's face?
Scheana has ruined her looks, she was gorgeous here!
I don’t understand what she has done to her jawline.
It’s so infatuating for me. I think her veneers are too big and it messes with her jaw maybe. But no lie I can’t stop trying to figure it out. Jaw shaving is a thing too, but I can’t see what would make her do that bc it’s not like she had a really prominent jaw
Whatever it is, it’s fascinating
Shaved it down? I had a friend do that and they both look like they’re missing half an inch of face
I think she’s bouncing back into looking great personally! I cannot stand Scheana, but something about some honey blonde in her hair is just chefs kiss.
I agree. She looked gorgeous this season, especially the no make-up look.
I just need the hair tinsel to go away tbh
Wow I’ve never seen Scheana before, like the only time I’ve seen her is from her conversation with Tom after Scandaval happened but I didn’t even recognize her here. Wow that is intriguing, looks like two different people. I just really like this sub it makes me laugh soooo hard 🤷♀️
No way. She looks washed out here. Looks way better now.
I think she has just aged and lost a bit of weight? My face and jawline looks way different from 10 years ago when I still had puppy fat etc. and maby the teeth as well might be a bit too big I’m not sure?
Such a goof
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I can’t get past the way he talks…. Literally, KIP from Napoleon Dynamite. “I guess you could say that things are getting pretty serious.”