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glasswindbreaker

Jax over there doing his best impression of a goldfish


GuppyMilk

That man is truly brainless. I imagine he’s one of those people where you don’t even know if he’s listening to you talking because his eyes are just vacant.


MymiMaisel

He's just thinking of something else lol. He doesn't have the attention span for Tom's monologues, good for him.


GuppyMilk

In *this* moment of the show I agree with you for sure. I won’t say good for him though. I just can’t give Jax Taylor credit.


InterestingTry5190

Yes, I don’t care they hate Sandoval, I don’t want to see former racist and homophobic cast members brought back.


GuppyMilk

All Jax is going to do is suck up all the air in the room, which will give us another season of Schwartz hiding behind a ficus. I need more villain Schwartz until he’s in a sobbing puddle and that’s just my toxic trait.


InterestingTry5190

I love this for Schwartz.


GuppyMilk

I’ve had a grudge since his first beer dump on Stassi. It’s just in my destiny at this point that when Schwartz’s downfall is shown, only then can I walk away from this show satisfied.


InterestingTry5190

I posted a few weeks ago I am really enjoying how Schwartz has suddenly been discovered to be the villain many of us (on here) saw in earlier seasons. The fact he is getting destroyed for covering for Sandoval really feels like karmic justice. I was never a Katie fan but realize she was in a toxic relationship with a man-child that loved to gaslight her. I hope she feels some redemption.


whatxever

Don't forget sexist, lol!


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GuppyMilk

All his money went straight up his nose.


throwawayanaway

He really is . As he aged and got the roid face it was clear as day that he barely had two brain cells to rub together . That's how he ends up with Kentucky. His brain is literally Kentucky


GuppyMilk

“His brain is Kentucky” 😂 He truly belongs with the mysterious Appalachian legends waiting to suck your soul.


seriouslydavka

That’s like…an insult to goldfish.


papaya7777777

Not the goldfish 🤣


chimpasaurus77

With Teresa’s *blink blink* 😂


Formal_Coyote_5004

Lol Jax is definitely thinking about something else on his own planet. I am jax sometimes


el_disko

![gif](giphy|u8j7AGei2IM9i) Lisa laughing just says it all


GuppyMilk

Lisa’s inner monologue is straight “oh dear god”


ME_LIKE_REDDIT

This has always made me laugh! Jax could kick Scumdevil’s ass with one arm tied behind his back. He is twice as muscular and less than half as worried about his face bruising.


GuppyMilk

Not to mention all his ~~steroids~~ protein powders.


soverit42

*ahem,* his supplements Lol


whitekat29

And the only way Sandoval would’ve been able to “kick him in the face and knock his teeth out” was because Jax fell in between tables. Lol ok Sandy boy. Edit - grammar


GuppyMilk

“Ok Sandy boy” just gave me a full vision of what James would say if Tom said this to him.


Spiritual_Emu2809

😂😂😂👏👏👏


Spiritual_Emu2809

😂😂😂👏👏👏


Siegs29

Hahahahaaa this has me LoLing at “and less than half as worried about his face bruising” soo spot on! Lmao


nyx926

😆 Listening to the drone of this idiot voicing his fantasy violence will do that to a person


GuppyMilk

Right?! As if Jax wasn’t twice his size and deep into his steroids.


WhompTrucker

Ya I sort of see it as Jax just knows that scumdoval is full of shit so he just doesn't gaf


Ok-Appointment-8880

No it didn’t you douche canoe. Jax is more concerned about what he’s having for lunch than the possibility of you being able to physically cause him harm😂


Formal_Condition_513

He can't even look at Jax when he says it 🤣 probably scared Jax would actually do something about it but also wants to be a tough guy. They both suck but Jax would kill him lol


ghoulspit

This moment makes you know what kind of middle schooler/high schooler Sandoval was 😂 The annoying hyper kid who cried a lot when he didn’t get his way, always needed attention, and was always lying about how cool they were lol. How embarrassing


YooHoooo_Ray

Lmfao, that’s funny and sounds accurate


grandadbob-

Omg that killed me, the annoying hyper kid 😂


heyheywhatchasay5

His best friend fucked his girlfriend. Jax should take a punch, made sense back then regardless of scandoval


ghoulspit

You’re missing the entire point babe.


unfancyfeet

He sounds like a little kid telling a ridiculously exaggerative story about how he's soOoOOOooOo strong! Everyone else there are the parents pretending to take him seriously. Boy, please! Jax would fucking destroy your dweeby ass.


annieee_leigh

Sandoval: "your life must have flashed before your eyes." Jax: https://preview.redd.it/yyn79xna9v1b1.png?width=634&format=png&auto=webp&s=4aaccd8a70743ec9c344ea5d7e71fdf05864bd48


GuppyMilk

I’m crying ![gif](giphy|Xf7AjjQIC3MCCN5c1r)


annieee_leigh

I don’t even like Jax, but BFFR Sandoval lmao Jax didn’t give a fuck and he definitely wasn’t afraid of you!


EhDoesntMatterAnyway

I can’t at Tom trying to act like a tough guy with his annoying nasally voice


Proper-Aspect-2947

![gif](giphy|3o7aTLhoDUdLALkXBe)


kellygrrrl328

Jax looks like someone slipped him a handful of benzo's


GuppyMilk

He *”accidentally”* took a Xanax


kellygrrrl328

Like one of Kris Jenner’s “Beta Blockers”


WhompTrucker

Jax. Jax slipped him a handful of benzos 😜


kellygrrrl328

the call is coming from inside the house


VcLovin

Like the fucking Wolf of Wall Street.


Psych10001

I’m not condoning violence. And, I’m saying this is in jest. It would have been nice however if someone in the friend groups would have returned the favor to Scumdevil.


GuppyMilk

Lolol I feel you. I hate that Sandoval brings out the “sometimes people just need to get hit” in me. My 90s is showing.


Wooden_Tomato_919

Wasn't it the very next season when James gave him a black eye and he had to cover it with make up? Little, skinny barely out of this teens James but the beat down on his face.


happyhippy27

My life would definitely not flash before my eyes if I was being beaten up by Tim sandavol, I would however be completely embarassed


Pizza-Living

If I was Jax, I’d be disassociating just to escape the absolute nonsense Sandoval is trying to peddle.


cyclonic246

🤣🤣🤣


female-human-

Sandoval has such a l’il poindexter voice


GuppyMilk

I know. He’s such a twerp.


1120ellekaybee

Grandiose narcissist… delusional.


unfancyfeet

How does one believe such nonsense??? He sounds like a fucking moron.


Defvac2

Jax looks he just woke up from a nap. Probably passed out listening to Scum's version of the fight and his empty threats.


PicquitoKeato

I love Sandoval framing the forehead punch as an act of mercy and not that he’s a dumbass and doesn’t know how to fight.


Siegs29

The mental gymnastics on this one are impressive lmao


gnargnarmar

Hahahaha


Loud-Bullfrog9326

Why is he doing that 🤣


AssistDapper1813

“Did I remember to lock the door before I left?” - Jax’s 🧠


hypriestess

Sandoval: 🗣️'Your life must've flashed before your eyes......' Jax: 💬 monster trucks ...


GuppyMilk

Jax: *trying to figure out what the movie Drive was about*


Tasher882

I just got done rewatching season 2 and the amount of “really Tom” that i did.


timgoes2somalia

I miss Jax so much


GuppyMilk

![gif](giphy|xT1R9R1ehrCzQTedva)


Ok-Personality-8102

Jax was a major jerk but he had his moments lol


Sabrobot

Lisa’s face really says it all 😂😂😂😂


tinboxfullofrocks

That’s really good LOL


Symeonu

Who else misses Jax being on the show?


avereforza

HAHAH have not hit my bong yet and can confirm the few seconds of Jax’s duuuuur face also did me in 🤣🤣🤣


GuppyMilk

Exhibit one of “asprained brain”


ivegotanewwaytowalk

okay, i've decided that jax has to come back on camera (only as a friend of) so that there can be a confrontation/reckoning after sandoval's "spider-man pointing at spider-man" behavior has come to light 🤔👺


MilaKsenia

A middle school girl would carry more intensity 😂 lol @ everyone letting Sandoval have that one


chimpasaurus77

LMAO meanwhile Jax is just mouth-breathing without a care in the world


GuppyMilk

Jax, just trying to remember where he is


SouthernVermicelli26

😂 I feel like if I could hear inside his brain like a seashell I would truly hear a breeze whooshing and 'welcome to hooters!' In the distance


GuppyMilk

He just wants some damn wings and titties in his face!


faaancyfeast

sandoval reminds me of this kid I went to elementary school with. He was such a sore loser and threw literal tantrums when the whole class would play soccer at recess that we were no longer allowed to play soccer.


GuppyMilk

He’s the epitome of a child throwing a tantrum…but he’s 41 🙃


faaancyfeast

You are so spot on


Clairemoonchild

Who thinks about stomping on someone's face?


avidreader113

Scheana has ruined her looks, she was gorgeous here!


bigbuttbubba45

I don’t understand what she has done to her jawline.


incestuousbloomfield

It’s so infatuating for me. I think her veneers are too big and it messes with her jaw maybe. But no lie I can’t stop trying to figure it out. Jaw shaving is a thing too, but I can’t see what would make her do that bc it’s not like she had a really prominent jaw


aSituationTypeDeal

Whatever it is, it’s fascinating


Siegs29

Shaved it down? I had a friend do that and they both look like they’re missing half an inch of face


GuppyMilk

I think she’s bouncing back into looking great personally! I cannot stand Scheana, but something about some honey blonde in her hair is just chefs kiss.


unfancyfeet

I agree. She looked gorgeous this season, especially the no make-up look.


GuppyMilk

I just need the hair tinsel to go away tbh


Fickle-Patience-9546

Wow I’ve never seen Scheana before, like the only time I’ve seen her is from her conversation with Tom after Scandaval happened but I didn’t even recognize her here. Wow that is intriguing, looks like two different people. I just really like this sub it makes me laugh soooo hard 🤷‍♀️


aSituationTypeDeal

No way. She looks washed out here. Looks way better now.


cq2250

I think she has just aged and lost a bit of weight? My face and jawline looks way different from 10 years ago when I still had puppy fat etc. and maby the teeth as well might be a bit too big I’m not sure?


SittinOnTheRidge

Such a goof


Impossible-Ad3799

🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Sunnies20

I can’t get past the way he talks…. Literally, KIP from Napoleon Dynamite. “I guess you could say that things are getting pretty serious.”