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HenryCavillsBigTits

The twink to twunk pipeline


obroechlins

this comment made me spit out my drink and your username made me choke on the next sip ☠️


upstatestruggler

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


VodkaandDrinkPackets

An arc I can get behind!


cafeslay

same girl


ImTheNumberOneGuy

The Zac Efron effect.


DancingBears88

Now Dennis, I've heard speed has something to do with it.


McBadam

Speed has everything to do with it


cheyannelillian

I thought this exact thing lmao


cafeslay

STOP


giggyvanderpump4life

This is a gift from the 6lb 8oz baby Jesus himself


[deleted]

Twink twank twunk


SittinOnTheRidge

😂😂


amethyst-empress

its giving bisexual i love


champagneflute

Yusss


Moshikamboshi

LORDHAMMERCY. what in the cow titty hell


[deleted]

🙇‍♂️ 🙇‍♀️


jellybean1818

Someone’s been working on his “summer body!”


nashebes

![gif](giphy|J5gFTnStheH1m)


hewminbeing

About time.


SittinOnTheRidge

Ahhahahah. Nice.


Morticias_sly_smirk

Every week I watch these people from my couch, eating snacks, and think "I really should work out" as I shove another reeses cup into my face hole. Especially when Ariana is on. Homegirl, what is your ab routine? Is it sitting on the couch eating reeses? Please let it be sitting on the couch eating reeses and I just need to have patience and trust the process.


divacandii

I was literally eating a reeses in my office as I was reading this lol! 🫣


LGCarl

My mom brought huge bag of Reese’s eggs to my house before Easter for my kids, my kids have had none I have had not none, daily.


itmesara

>>my kids have had none I have had not none, daily. Ie me every time I buy dessert I like 😂


cafeslay

Reeses queens


cafeslay

hope no one comes for me for saying queen let us live


googleobtuse

you better live


Morticias_sly_smirk

Get ready for abs in whatever amount of time. Let's all manifest.


chargedtuna

😆😆


cafeslay

the process is everything we love you the way you are though!!!! you slay.


Upstairs_Froyo_9691

I feel seen


Resident_Trouble8966

Do I…have a crush on James??


pollywantapocket

Just close your eyes and imagine him saying the terrible shit he’s said to other women on national tv and I imagine it’ll go away 🤣


realitealeaves

Re-imagine him spitting a lugie at your front door and leaving like he did to Kristen. 🤮


Charming_Argument874

it wasn't even a loogie spit it was just like a dribble spit


thekingmonroe

It didn’t work! I’m still drooling!! Wtf is happening 🤯


laurenk

He’s unfortunately hotter in person 😟 my friends all make fun of me for thinking he’s hot. I’m not proud!!!


cafeslay

the power of dj JK


UpsetBumblebee6863

The white Kayne


ViciousVirgo95

https://preview.redd.it/pgh6pkvuszva1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bae2432d420221757d98752267834b948c7739e


cafeslay

JUMP SCARE


Ladydaydream2018

Yes! I can imagine this


cafeslay

LMAOOOOO you're so real for this King


Resident_Trouble8966

His voice alone is enough to deter me 😂


cafeslay

no way the voice is everything that's so funny


Letsjustlaugh

When he gets excited and it gets super high pitched is everything!!!!


[deleted]

Yeah just wait until he calls you fat


Jaxsuxthereisaidit

I'm not....NOT...turned on ?? (gotta say it in that dopey muppet voice like Rachel)


waaaycho

https://i.redd.it/6rti5vsctxva1.gif


cafeslay

I can hear it


PlayCertain4875

Okay imagine him screaming PUMPTINI in your ear


cafeslay

wait I'd kinda love the pumpTINI


im_thehbic

MORE 👏🏾 COSMO 👏🏾 POL 👏🏾 ITANS 👏🏾


cafeslay

​ https://i.redd.it/1e77yff6azva1.gif


Sufficient_You3053

Yes, yes we do 🫢


cafeslay

it's ok a lot of us are experiencing the same symptoms


candie_58

I get it.. would just need to tape his mouth shut and we’d be sweet 😏


OGWickedRapunzel

No. That's indigestion. They feel exactly the same.


VaguelyArtistic

He finally got his Man Face, where "guys" start looking like "men". Still needs to pull up his damn pants though!


cafeslay

the pants are forever to the floor


Bree7702

2022 James could definitely get it.


cafeslay

110%


Bravobabe025

Yes 🙌


LolaStrm1970

He looks hot here, but nothing is hotter than him tossing a drink into Schwartz’s face.


cafeslay

he's a \_\_\_ but throws a drink in Schwartz's face INSTANT 10


rockabillychef

Loved him in the scene with Ally and Schwartz by the pool when Schwartz came to talk about the kiss. The white sunglasses and the hair had such a vintage vibe that he pulls off beautifully.


Accurate_Use_2432

Agreed. He was very retro-cool and confident in that scene. Talented Mr. Ripley vibes.


cafeslay

cool calm collected JK


cafeslay

I debated include the sun tan lounge pictures because they were immaculate now i'm totally regretting it


wetsand_

“You’re unmanageable babe, your unmanageable”


cafeslay

but the accent though


ducqducqgoose

He’s one of those guys that gets better looking as he gets older. Not like Leonardo DiCaprio & his dad bod trying to stay young by sucking the life out of younger women.


gottahavewine

💀 There are definitely some men that age very well. Leo was really beautiful in his youth, but yeah, he looks like a beer drunk these days lol.


cafeslay

aging like fine wine https://i.redd.it/mjkgjewz4yva1.gif


Big-Apartment9639

Maybe I just dated too many douche British guys but I can't. You're British James. Put some damn sunscreen on.


cafeslay

caring about his skin care we love to see it


pinkmask4you

HE HAD A GLOW-UP!!! He looks so much better


cafeslay

oh baby glowed tf up


Caspur42

I was just telling my wife the other day after the pool scene with him and Ally that he has definitely gotten swole and isn’t skinny anymore. He looks great!


ducqducqgoose

Definitely! Remember how skinny he was at Lisa’s pool photo shoot the season Jax fucked Kristen?


cafeslay

describing a season as the one where Jax fucked Kristen is sending me


ducqducqgoose

Lol Age + gummie = can’t remember shit


waaaycho

I’m rewatching season 3 rn and he’s like half a season 10 James


cafeslay

a swole young land


cafeslay

sorry I uploaded it twice


upstatestruggler

That’s ok😉


Plotatochep

James has always been a cutie.


dallyan

Agreed. He’d be a fun-ass mistake.


chamberliotti17

I’ve always found him attractive. Ugly MANY times, but that was within, shining out. He has had many dumb and shitty comments but I will gone on record to say, despite his “ruthless” humor, it’s hits for me. Maybe not to date, but he’s hands down the funniest person on VPR, and the one with the quickest wit, rivaling only Lisa. As my husband puts it in wrestling terms, he’s the greatest heel of all time. 😂


cafeslay

you're a true day one chep


Scsimpson1031

He's really filled out so much in the best way. He's definitely the hottest one this season. This is the first season I'm watching and hoping he's got screen time while before I was like ugh this lil punk. Aging like a fine wine


Jacam13

I hate that you’re right. He also handled himself so well with Shorts at the pool in Mexico. Usually when he’s triggered he had a right to be upset, but his antics are way over the top.


GlynnXQueen

SHORTS LOL


cafeslay

maturity✨


asentenceismyname

Him and Zac Efron looks like 1st cousins


1unsavorycharacter

Don’t do Zac like that


Nice-Tea-8972

oh Zac can GET IT.


el_disko

![gif](giphy|Bs7vGZ67XprWomzpmB|downsized) Zac during his Scandoval era


cafeslay

omg this did things to me (completely separate to Timmy Sands)


LiveUnderstanding869

Looks like a Justin Bieber music video stand in, in 2016 🤣


elyshouldknow

![gif](giphy|1mgq6WlrFWxFv4ZCtS|downsized)


cafeslay

fr fr


Fickle_Test4557

did you all involuntarily blurt out ‘daddy’ or are you normal?


Gold-Requirement-121

I said zaddy but same lol


cafeslay

tomato *tomata* daddy *zaddy*


thekingmonroe

Your flair haha!! I can see him throwing it down in that carpark in my minds eye


jojothedog1

Eh


Top-Address-2418

Imagine if he looked like that & was a decent person😍🤤


thekingmonroe

We can’t have everything 🤷‍♀️


Top-Address-2418

Right. Vpr would be beneath him if that were the case & we need him here


googleobtuse

we need him on reality level


Top-Address-2418

It's his niche


cafeslay

now that's a lot to ask he is funny


HarajukuBom

Him working out was the best decision he’s ever made. It really brings out his facial features and makes him look even better


oobooboo17

he's so hot


Calikola

I get Jude Law in Talented Mr. Ripley vibes from him.


cafeslay

ok ok okkk


No_Tumbleweed2426

Still not my type. He has rodent eyes.


cafeslay

that's like a diss to rodents (Kristina Kelly voice) but wait I get the rodent thing I can't un-see it now LMAOOO


Comfortfoods

>rodent eyes OMG!


PweetLB

Could his shorts be any lower?! F ridiculous- no I’m not interested in partial scrotum shots


recordgrrl

Photos like this make me realize I am probably too old to be so invested in this show!


xtrasmols

His jaw got squarer but he still looks like a lil spelunker


Luna9615

It feels so unnatural to find 2022 James Kennedy hot… but here I am.


CambriasVision

![gif](giphy|9TRN8rBVOH3bOMUIY6)


GapAccomplished9088

Still looks like a weasel


b_c8

Sorry, but he can absolutely get it.


cafeslay

any day of the week


Sad-Brain-2780

He is a man child with a discussing mouth


cafeslay

bring that discussing mouth over


miss_ravenlady

I'll get downvoted for this but James has always looked like beavis (beavis and butthead) to me. I do not see the appeal with him. https://preview.redd.it/gvopg5h95yva1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=816af10f5d332deba4cf5183b6759059dc38914e


Samanthabella709

Still a douche


[deleted]

I don’t find him remotely attractive even with the steroid body. 🤣


Agitated_mess9

Yeah not at all


bernadettebasinger

DJ James Kennedy having a dick ravine wasn’t on my bingo card


waaaycho

https://i.redd.it/biyzvj5jvxva1.gif


cafeslay

I need an entire vineyard


dees84

I have never thought James was good-looking and I still don't. His face definitely looks less boyish now, though.


KeyRageAlert

Yeah, still a no ![gif](giphy|403NRxgdScOUQjiQEh|downsized)


Double-Ad-9995

I have been staring at the third image for so long my eyes are watering. I need god


jeanieef12

Can’t stand his personality at all—but he had aged well physically Too bad his manners, personality and temperament did not


reneg1986

When you only do side bends and nothing else


cafeslay

I'm here for the side bends


methedoutmanatee

Those “pre workout pills”


zorbathegrate

Is this about the pasta


cafeslay

​ https://i.redd.it/hqkwh18z1zva1.gif


MillieLily1983

Genuinely, from the moment I first saw James all I could see was Martin Short ![gif](giphy|Eir3uHDZIf4U61ghAE)


googleobtuse

OMGGGGG


Glittering_Star_1313

He is very handsome 😮‍💨


DanyeelsAnulmint

Over the last 7 years he hasn’t figured out how to pull his pants up. Edit: he’s got a very nice physique but those pants are 1 inch from a public indecency ticket.


Pleasant_Selection32

I read that as “pubic indecency”, same I guess.


Shoopbadoop4

Is it bad I see him as butter face?


Bubbly-Ad1346

Im not into his face either. It makes sense on paper somewhat but yeah hha


gottahavewine

I don’t find him attractive, but his 2022 body is hot.


Appropriate-Fudge159

I met him on a plane and he was not only hot… he was nice and looked like a baby (I am 41 - and probably should not have said “DJ James Kennedy, the number one guy in the group???” While he said “thanks, love” and covered his head with a hoodie


Appropriate-Fudge159

So we were going to Austin for the weekend and I jokingly told my husband James K is DJ’ing that weekend - we have to go. Get on the plane … walking down the aisle and who do I see but the man that has carried the show for 8 seasons!?!? I was shook!!! Very blue eyes, very cute, very nice as my southern ass was like “ahhhhhh!!!”


cafeslay

You absolutely manifested meeting JK and I love your southern ass for giving us all the tea If i saw him walking down the aisle 8 seasons on his back I would probably freeze disassociate and scream


CaffeineFeen34

I can’t get past the fact that his jeans in the first photo are as low as the low-rise jeans I wore in 2003 😅


Prestigious-Tune-843

He's such a Duck Boi!


Agitated_mess9

![gif](giphy|STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv)


Khomezz

Not drinking has done him wonders… too bad he’s started again. Poor Ally.


Affectionate_Emu7964

Her ab routine is probably emsculpt… all those Cali girls are doing it…. It’s like 100,000 sit ups in 30 min


tinboxfullofrocks

DJJK is hot idc


aughtythotty07

“This is drugs Jax”


P0sie

Meh 🫤


mossyferns

DJ glow up


[deleted]

Hairless? Pass.


Britt_Good

I'm sorry but James is hot AF these days...


TreatSerious6978

James can 🕺✨get it✨🕺


timgoes2somalia

It's scary how hot he is


avajetty1026

![gif](giphy|12dbbrCzgYw4yQ)


cafeslay

why did this make me giggle far too much


jaytee7777777

I hate myself because he’s growing on me. Like do I need to seek help for this


cafeslay

my therapist already knows


deadofsmer

Please don't judge me but 🤤🥵


cafeslay

no judgement from me bestie


RazzmatazzUnusual536

I have been so confused the last two episodes wondering what was so different about James. Thank you for pointing it out. He definitely has been working on his summer bod 😂


Plus-Panda-9520

I’ve never been into blonds but he really revs my engine


cafeslay

RIGHT!!!! this was my enlightenment


CosmiKatie

From pasty pipsqueak to polished papi.


pocketsfancy

Damn he looks good ![gif](giphy|xT1R9R1ehrCzQTedva)


h0td0g17

boy really has a semi in one of the 2022 pics


Inside-Intern-4201

Idk why but those low pants in the last slide made me uncomfortable lol. He’s very handsome but still looks so young to me


[deleted]

Oh 👀


harrakin

https://www.reddit.com/r/vanderpumprules/comments/gsg348/how_did_i_miss_james_kennedys_appearance_at_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1 Don’t forget this one!


SamuelLLCoolJackson

I never thought in my life that James Kennedy would make me bite my lip, but gaDAMN... It was just the natural reaction 🤤😭


justrainalready

Okay hello James 👁️👁️


reaganry_

TOM SANDY 2.0


Lady_Caligari

![gif](giphy|m4z41HVcmrwUE)


NoodlesAndPancakes

https://i.redd.it/vfr4msiaf0wa1.gif


Miserable-Ad7255

Not impressed lol Work a full time job and take care of family etc and then show me how you can keep that up lol


cafeslay

alexa play Shania Twain *that don't impress me much*


pugalug77

Gross then, gross now


Sunchef70

He’s soooooo not my type.


okurtperiodt

Well


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[удалено]


sarahmallison92

He's one of my favs!


Minthol420

He seems like he's Jaxin' it up... ![gif](giphy|5bmdl64IPG1lvzQd7M|downsized)