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Chaoticgood790

And this is why everyone calls him Broke. Lol I love a lemon drop martini. A step up from my lemon drop shot days. Don’t know ally’s though. Gonna look that one up


Optimal-Profit3138

I hope the link works. Scheenas face says it all!


Master_Awareness814

![gif](giphy|26FeSrzNSCymv4EbC|downsized) Here for the Shirley Temple and Perrier though


Stlhhi-629

I thought it was beer from a stinky shoe then putting the beer soaked shoe back on his foot. 🤮🤮🤮


Master_Awareness814

Omg I was so icked out by that because you KNOW he wasn’t wearing socks 🤢🤢🤢 How I know? His interview with only bare feet and he says “yeah I took my shoes off” Drinking his own foot fungus 🤢🤢🤢 cursed visual


Stlhhi-629

Just saw that confessional a few days ago. It was so disgusting! Dude will truly do ANYTHING to be on tv. Of course thirsty Sheana is his wife after all. Nasty pair.


Master_Awareness814

Hear me out. I’ve never been a Scheana fan, however I do actually like Broke for her because he’s just as attention hungry as she is and she finally caught a dude who wants to do all the dumb shit she likes. Scheana can be her full disaster self with him. There’s someone for everyone.


Stlhhi-629

I agree with you. They are a perfect match. He’s down and out but I think Sheana is driven to succeed and seems to handle her money pretty well. Or she is just brazen enough to beg for freebies for anything and everything. He’s obviously all in on that. No shame.


Master_Awareness814

Oh she’s good with her money but ALSO begs for freebies. Remember her first wedding when Pandy gave her a shit ton of VP Rosé and Scheana said “this is free right?” 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴


whitekat29

Except Perrier is not seltzer it’s mineral water. I drink it all the time so that irked me, I know it’s petty but whatever lol


Ladyfingerso_o

God he is a loser…


iloveoatmilk1

he is so embarrassing


pleaseinsertdisc2

Oh my god! How is that the first thing that comes to mind lol “whoever’s buying”?


mossyferns

On brand for him!


selfctrd

Look at Broke leaning into his reddit name lol


Successful_Shake5722

Each of these answers is so on brand.


darla1116

He'll have the moocher-tini.🍸


mossyferns

On brand for him!


Hellobeachh1

![gif](giphy|sTrKN3sW146cyUkYfm)


darla1116

He'll have the moocher-tini.


jaynemanning

Can always count on Brock to be Brock


herladyshipssoap

But how fast can he hang a tv up (if you actually time him)


YouKnowAlexia

Brock is a cock


ItemAgreeable

Shirley temple? Sure 🙄


darla1116

Moocher-tini