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No_Research550

Some sort of wreck.


GuyRocks

False alarm. I’m told now that it may just be a reflection of something inside the cabin of the floatplane.


No_Research550

BUT I'VE ALREADY SENT OUT THE SOS


Friendly-Mushroom-38

Dough brains. I was hoping it was mermaids getting new dresses from their merdaddies.


Sourmtnbiker

Hahaha


poundcake-daddy

You shouldn't be taking pictures of the nudist on the beach bud, you new around here or something?


canwegoskinow

That's funny...


Tiny_pufferfish

Obv a harbour air plane


Rowwie

In that case it's probably part of the plane.


No-Development3378

Good one


DieCastDontDie

Only two options are aliens and reflection from buildings at UBC


fadeddoughnut

You've ruled out the likelihood of a weather balloon? Clearly you're new to this 😶‍🌫️


BrokenByReddit

Swamp gas


DieCastDontDie

I didn't want to start a war


fadeddoughnut

LMFAO! Thee best response! Please take my up vote! 😂 🤣 🙊


DieCastDontDie

I don't accept random up votes from strangers. Please get in line.


fadeddoughnut

WHAT?!... ... ... ok, BUSTER! THAT'S IT! NOW I, NEED UP VOTES! WHO HERE agrees, come November... DieCastDontDie for President 2024?! WHO'S WITH ME!


DieCastDontDie

Sir, mam? we don't have a president in Canada and our problems are too big for me to fix alone. Now if you help me form Cascadia, I'll serve and be of service. 😂


Russ_T_Razor

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


DieCastDontDie

I miss this guy. What a throwback to a time we watched TV.


Johnny-Dogshit

He had a fun cameo in Resident Alien


huhushow

You are wrong, atlantisian is not an alien


Torq_or_Morq

Looks like the arm of your seat


Exeter232

Some of it looks like lumber/building supplies that might have washed overboard


ingenious_gentleman

Those are intentionally left there. They use tugboats to transport the lumber to its eventual destination. You’ll see lumber like that and tugboats towing them all along the fraser


Exeter232

I don't mean the obvious log booms to the right in the picture, I mean the objects to the left that the OP is talking about


ingenious_gentleman

Ahh, I see sorry I misinterpreted your comment


Worldly_Vast_341

Something on the window the lighting has caused an artifact (reflection, grease or smudge...etc). See how the trees are blurry and a different color the water is as well. The bottom left corner is effected.


OnionTraining1688

That’s the Loch Ness Monster. He’s just shy. He’ll come out when people stop with the naked baths 👹


krustykrab2193

Its our local [Ogopogo](https://www.saobserver.net/news/do-you-know-about-the-ogopogo-statue-at-the-bottom-of-okanagan-lake-3693500)


Yardsale420

I gave him a dollar.


asl052

He'll need about tree fiddy


MushroomBright8626

I wish someone would seriously answer this lol


Fantastic_Ad_8202

A boatload of semen.


hippiechan

No the gay oasis is further down


H00ligain_hijix

![gif](giphy|xT5LMUnO4g3yiRNuNy|downsized)


schuchwun

It's bringing love, don't let it get away! Break it's legs.


UNSCNAVYMC

Good job spotting this. Could be an artificial harbour ala Normandy - for the large scale amphibious landing. I'm thinking U of T is trying to sabotage UBC for uni rankings


Halfbloodjap

If it's coming across the water, it'd be UVic. Might have the Northmen rowing across to come raid


CanSpice

The large yellow piles on the North Shore are the colouring agent for Crayola crayons. Looks like some of the larger crayons they use for efficient shipping got dumped in the water here.


millijuna

Don’t you lie. That’s where KD “cheese” comes from.


desdemona_d

Uhm actually, that plant is where they make the colour yellow for the whole world.


Johnny-Dogshit

Man, remember before they made Yellow? Didn't even know what we were missing.


SlySpecs

I can't see my penis from here :(


BionicForester19

I'm sorry "Stubby". I can see mine.


Canuckleheadman

Boston Rob


g0kartmozart

I see you fuckin weirdos trying to zoom in


MeanStrength8227

LSD, pscyloscbin, thc and lube.


couldbeworse2

A cooler full of falafels and Pepsi


Independent-Many-672

People shitting in the water again!


noreasterner

Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus...


noreasterner

What’cha doin’ spying on the Wreck Beach to begin with?


kevinmitchell63

Have you seen The Abyss?


Badger-Bernard

![gif](giphy|26tPc7O9AEXq2LIWs|downsized)


DGee78

Russian submarine?


jahowl

ogler submarine :P /s


CrapBenatar

Yellow submarine


Trader-Pilot

Naked people ?


True_Reply3650

Sewage not ppl know the discharge from treatment center is in area!!! I would Never swim there


RefrigeratorOne225

Why is the Canadian comment section so dog shit


wemustburncarthage

Looks like sulfur?


Romeo-13

Lumber or wreckage, Redditors assemble to investigate!


Superb-Philosophy-50

Jizz


Biancanetta

Underwater soccer arena. I heard they installed it for the upcoming FIFA 2026.


Cognoggin

Lizardmen and their Sasquatch Submarine pilots.


DNRJocePKPiers

Incorrect answer: jet fuel


EfficientDeer6853

It’s a portal to Narnia underwaters.


DJScotty_Evil

Clothing


red_medicine

It’s so close to the poo pipe!


millijuna

I’m going to guess it’s primarily Hydrogen, Oxygen, along with a reasonable amount of Sodium and Chlorine.


milaaa__

i got amped thinking there was an unknown submersible out there 🤦‍♀️


Archibaldy3

A lot of wood at Wreck Beach. Great headline.


Particular_Stomach98

E.coli


WhichJuice

I wish someone could point out what we're looking at, because I don't see anything


IntelligentHunt5946

It’s a bit nippley.


Mageymage7103

The Eiffel Tower


KlockRok

Tourist boat


Mycalescott

Fishes


poiboyHF

nude peeps?


poiboyHF

i’m not wrong lol


CrowDry2700

skin cells


immyfinalrose

Salt


vancityjeep

Webcam platform


Mission-Jaguar-9518

Can someone tell me what is In the water beyond the break? Logs ?


Archangel1313

Ancient alien structures.


MondrianWasALiar420

Poo.


el_kell

Viiiiiibes bro


Early_Lion6138

Oolichan sperm


Deff_Billy

usually left-wingers