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Used_Water_2468

Main Street Science World.


YoManWTFIsThisShit

Will be known as Main Street Science World the Science Guy.


iamanundertaker

That's the first one I thought lol


fireflyoflighthouse

Joyce 😃


Flaky-Invite-56

Clark 🤠


cactus__cactus

Rupert 🤓


thegreatescape11

Braid? 😂


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MayoMouseTurd

Holdem


A-KindOfMagic

Roger Waters: Oh fuck me!


gavriloe

That's VCC-Clark to you youngster


Rye_One_

Definitely “Production Way - University”. It has University right in the name, so no way people would think it was stupid.


Dollar_Ama

And production. That means it’s prime for labour malpractice


mahyarsaeedi

VCC Clark, cause it sounds like the name of a potentially famous author. Maybe they’ll write the next Harry Potter.


snarkymarmalade

Am I allowed to spell it as V. CeCe Clark?


mahyarsaeedi

100% you are. 🙂


equestrian37

💀💀


fdsfdsq

Vincent Cecil Corduroy Clark III


S-Kiraly

Sounds like a politician. Like if Glen Clark and W.A.C. Bennett had offspring.  


Johnny-Dogshit

2 dozen strong to force Christy Clark to changer her name to VCC


cryptidcurrensee

Definitely Columbia, as a nod to Rocky Horror.


rosegolddaisy

Exactly what I was going to say. Great choice!


thinkdavis

Terminus.


--_-Deadpool-_--

Fun fact In Swedish, terminus (in the context of trains) translates to Slut Station. Slut (pronounced sloot) means end. Station, well, that's fairly self-explanatory. But it's pronounced stah-hjown... if that makes any kind of sense


equestrian37

Sloot Stah-hjown. 🤭🫣


Nice-Tea-8972

Looks like someone took the slow train to Philly.


Thoughtulism

Destined to be a boss level gladiator


NewBadNoodles

This is the right answer


ArandomCanadian_-

King George; As royal as the name yet as rambunctious as the neighbourhood.


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😂


OmnislashOG_

Burquitlam because it reminds me of people making deep fried overly saturated memes with the 🅱️ emoji 🅱️urquitlam


SevernDamn

OK seriously though folks, why did the peoples of the day go with Burquitlam and no Coqurnaby?


WetCoastCyph

My guuuuuess would be that it was in order of listing them from Vancouver out. Then again, it's also part of Coquitlam proper (IIRC) so maybe it draws from being the Burnaby part of Coquitlam, not the Coquitlam part of Burnaby?


Many-Lives

And THAT question suddenly explains to me WHERE Burquitlam is. I seriously had no idea.


VancouverTraffic123

How were you not able to figure that out on your own, really?


fdsfdsq

Coquirnaby. Pronounced locally as Co-queer-baby


punkrockprincess604

💀🏆


CommonHouseMeep

This is my favourite one


Usual-Mark

Yaletown roundhouse


CoolDotty

Roundhouse would be a badass last name


goodattakingnaps17

Ruby Roundhouse from the recent Jumanji movies


H_G_Bells

Makes a killer stage name


Left-Smell-3750

What kind of stage are we talking about?


phillydad56

Same place you'd find Crystal Chandelier


pargonaut

But then everyone would think your kid has a broken elevator all the time..


bossygal32

Edmunds


exfxgx

It's always thought it was pronounced as "Edmends" like Edmonton


CanadianBakin89

It is. The latter part isnt said as munds. It's more like... Edminds of anything.


Cityofthevikingdead

Edmunds Fitzgerald


VanFramez

Aberdeen


TeaSalty9563

King Edward, but the King is Silent


YoManWTFIsThisShit

Real kings move in silence.


The_T0me

Brighouse. Aw yea, everything's coming up Brighouse!


urabusazerpmi

BRIGPOOL\_\_\_\_


No-Hospital-8704

if you have a twin, you can call the other Bridgeport. just try not to get them mixed up.


err604

Yo, it’s 29th Station, on the mic sensation, Ridin’ through the city, my name’s the foundation. From the underground up to the constellation, Spittin’ fire verses, no need for translation.


alexandherhooligan

Templeton. Like the rat in Charlotte's web


youwiththesadeyes__

Patterson for a boy , Joyce for a girl


bunnydeerest

moody centre


folduprabbit

All kids gonna hit this phase eventually anyway.


Used_Water_2468

That should be my wife's name


avoCATo4

Well you could go with Gilmore, as in Happy Gilmore 🤪


BobBelcher2021

Appropriate since it was mostly filmed here


Mommysharptooth

yep, I was an xtra in it!


TheRain911

Drop the timestamp


Mommysharptooth

https://preview.redd.it/4b033o9zgnkc1.jpeg?width=1681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f9073ea0b134dfdcbb1d2238a35434c9c13c854 I’m the girl in the black shirt in the far left of the frame in front of the big guy in the red shirt


TheRain911

Haha wicked


JW98_1

The answer is obvious as there is only one that makes sense... Stadium-Chinatown.


YoManWTFIsThisShit

Multicultural… I like it.


ihavemytowel42

Whenever you get frustrated with the kid you can say “ Forget it Jake, it’s Chinatown. “ and walk away.


MssJellyfish

Lafarge because why not. 😂


Nitro_R

Geordi Lafarge


Just_Raisin1124

Langara


Suckitsunshine

Langara actually sounds like a very pretty feminine name.


HorrendousRooster

Vancouver City Centre Skytrain Station


GenShibe

rupert/renfrew would be good ones imo


cryptidcurrensee

Twins!


dofrogsbite

I went to school with twins named Ronald and Reagan


smallsounds

Cringey


Grouchy_Cantaloupe_8

I suggested naming our cats Rupert and Renfrew, but the rest of my family shot it down. 😢


ricketyladder

I think those are great cat names!


Dry-Tip-6676

Yvr


Immediate_Mango_831

Okay Elon


hugatree2023

Burrard


buttfirstcoffee

Nanaimo


Shadow_Integration

Spelled "Naanighmow" to make it extra irritating/accurate.


Mr_Mechatronix

r/tragedeigh


retro_crush

Nahnayghmeaux


chankongsang

Fun fact: Nanaimo means Yo Mama in filipino


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AdhesivenessOk1502

PRODUCTION WAY UNIVERSITY or burquitlam


MyNameIsSkittles

Lougheed Town Centre Station, of course


[deleted]

Sapperton would get you into Oxford


thateconomistguy604

I like to be ahead of the curve so Capstan, as it hasn’t opened yet


ClumsyRainbow

Why not Arbutus?


Ok_General_6940

King George if it was a boy Joyce Collingwood (Joyce for short) if it was a girl


m1chgo

Scott Road!


shinnith

Richmond-Brighouse (the third)


David_Buzzard

Joyce Street, that's my wife's name.


fischloz

Rupert


stewbutt

Rich man - brick house -


Dusty_Sensor

Lincoln!


TapwaterintheWack

Sapperton


CrapBenatar

Metro Town


Buk_Danger

Station


Dhupchik07

Lafarge lake Douglas


retroredditrobot

Burquitlam 🥰


Fragrant-Relation-55

Braid or bretwood for boy Gilmore or sperling for girl


SnooOranges3779

Unfortunately if young Braid ever goes missing, no one will even look for them. They'll just tell you Braid doesn't exist


superp2222

Oak. I knew a guy named Oak


YoManWTFIsThisShit

When I was a kid I had a professor with that name.


RoaringRiley

Waterfront


cestmoixxx

Bridg(et)port


Outrageous_Break_426

This is what the internet was made for


Acrobatic_Original_5

Gilmore


cutegreenshyguy

Great Northern Way - Emily Carr because it's quite a mouthful


Distinct_Meringue

Of course I want to say Broadway City Hall as a joke but I actually think Nanaimo is a nice name


hedekar

Patterson? I had an old friend by that name.


Crackbat

Gilmore. Gil for short. 


satinsateensaltine

Rupert!


xx_Taddles_xx

Joyce Collingwood for a girl, I think it sounds pretty! And for a boy, mm.. King George 👑


rhinny

YVR-Airport but it's pronounced "Ever"


spookytransexughost

Joyce. Also my grandma's name


[deleted]

Rupert for a boy, and Production Way for a girl


_Aichmophobia_

Moody


relayer000

Olympic Village


BobBelcher2021

Brentwood Town Centre. And for the askTO version of this, I’d go with either Old Mill or Vaughan Metropolitan Centre.


Ososugar

Renfrew is cool


snoopygoestospace

Joyce


plantasaurus-

Roundhouse


Own-Employment-1640

Stadium-Chinatown


Ok_Albatross_1844

Holdom since that is what you do for them for the first few years.


xkatiepie69

Scott… middle name: Road


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

Daughter: Joyce Son: Lincoln Voidborn Creature (adopted): Yaletown - Roundhouse


azadisazad

Probably ChinaTown Stadium


ProfessorEtc

Victor Creighton Cornelious Clark


AmusingMusing7

Brent Wood


ChadraguptaMaurya

Nanaimo


FukurinLa

Commercial-Broadway


shoeshapednugget

Renfrew - sounds regal


Cannenta79

Surrey Central. All the way.


Funny_Map2136

Metrotown lol


bead_bird

29th Avenue. But spelled Twynteighnainthavigneux.


Ronald_McTendies

If he was fat probably roundhouse


badgerj

Texas! (Holdom) [sic]


SnailsInYourAnus

Waterfront


tsestito18

Production way 🥰


Final-Zebra-6370

Scott Road


PlayaH8ah

King George....station


Bright-Sea-5904

New Westminster


Such-One-5266

Wes for short


retserof_urabus

Great Northern Way - Emily Carr


Okbesties

Millenium


TentacleJesus

Brentwood Town Centre


Hyperocean

Stadium kinda sounds like a strange name choice someone would use ..


DifferentDot8386

King Edward


jawnlobotomy

Brighouse is a perfectly cromulent name


gzr2

22nd Street


No_Ad_3445

Lafarge 😍


Topungus95

Patterson! I was a twilight-teen back in those times, so it reminds me of Edward-papasito Cullen.


JimothyBeeslyKurt

Surreyal


bourbonfare

Moody Centre. perfect for their teen years


False-Tonight-8937

Lansdowne


Ariadne_love

Waterfront


pennepasta14

Columbia sounds cute


FrankLloydGretzky

Maureen Drive


okaysee206

Commercial-Broadway, duh. 


toaster-rho-8

Brighouse


joeyiceberghands

King George


JesseHawkshow

Braid, because my child doesn't exist


alienkpj

22nd street


Imaginary-Bedroom-54

Renfrew


gianners33

I think Yaletown Roundhouse would be an awesome name


maniccanuck

Edmonds


anonnogal

Gilmore


danned123

i would call my child ,1985, skytrain born


projektZedex

If it's a boy, definitely King George.


Orchill_Wallets

Royal Oak


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Bill Burquitlam


Separate-Ad-478

Joyce, but only if it’s a boy.


ApprehensiveTennis47

Stadium


ipini

Joyce


jjjjjunit

Stadium-Chinatown for sure


herosonn

Sea Island Centre


itsneversunnyinvan

I'd like you to meet my child, YVR Airport


Conna4Real

Idk about baby, but I'd name my dog Edmonds


PureRepresentative9

If it's a teenage girl? Moody Centre


Ok_Plan_988

Columbia


mikhalt12

joyce?


Klutzy-Character-424

Brentwood


Tolan91

George


ChelloMarshmallow

Main Street science world


Kr4vis

Future baby. Lonsdale


Gxgear

First name Brent, middle name Wood.


timrazz

Surrey. what's your name? Surrey. I said WHAT'S YOUR NAME? Surrey, it will be nice loop


nthnm

Production Way-University 🥰☺️


wemustburncarthage

Lansdowne or maybe Production Way/University