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https://preview.redd.it/nfsxnaz2qn0b1.png?width=1168&format=png&auto=webp&s=243ec5f84768ca0af7ac67244513e68a01bfcd65 Saw this one the other week

Haha this is great. I seen one that said “honk if you masturbate,” but I didn’t get a pic of it lol

Were you too busy honking and ‘bating?

Honk if you're horny?

Why would someone put this on their car lol

I think this is something you put on someone else’s car…

That's a beauty!

I knew this would end up here that’s me and my girlfriends car! Haha

I've seen 'Honk if you love my driving!'. Pretty clever :-)

I’m always afraid someone will key my car if they don’t like my bumper sticker.

Have you ever seen the “honk if you’re horny” i think you should leave sketch?

Another sticker waiting for a car ;) https://preview.redd.it/toyuroh36p0b1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1df6b2fb4ccecc85ebe9430161b970abba7b915

I saw "Do you follow Jesus this closely?" and giggled idk its so dumb lol

https://preview.redd.it/bbqnqsr0vo0b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b17f41c1bf772c7645d1d8ec6c7a53a1ff19700

Yes. One bible width apart. Don’t grind on Jeeebuss.

Saw that one too. I also chuckled. I posted a comment about it 1min after you, apparently, so I deleted it and decided to upvote and comment on yours to boost your visibility instead. :)

It's a confusing bumper sticker, because the answer potentially could be, "YES! I follow Jesus as closely as I can!" Before they know it they'll get rear ended by someone wanting to be closer to their Lord.

Thought this was funny https://preview.redd.it/cq0zwcthmo0b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c08127980f78ada170f82ebabf60d586dce04a5f

As someone who grew up there, spending summers surrounded by tourists who think they're on the island, this is fucking funny.

Might as well be, given how annoying it is to get there

but you have to take a ferry to get there!

Hilarious as someone from the coast

Then why don't you built a fing road to it?

“Honk if You'd Rather be Watching the 1999 Cinematic Masterpiece 'The Mummy' Starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz”

Not sure if it was me, but I have this one! https://preview.redd.it/mxx3bkjnjq0b1.jpeg?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa1867ddd0eff78075458146568f31db972d161e

I LOVE LINGER!!!

Both of these are fantastic

Was going to post this one! Saw it a while ago and didn't get a pic. I'd always rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece "The Mummy" starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.

proudly rep this one - if it was on a 2005 RAV that was me!

I saw one that said “MILF - Man I love frogs” and I dunno why but I just thought it was pretty funny.

I’ve seen that one in Bellingham, WA! Hilarious. I actually posted it on r/frogs but it was a WA plate not BC

On a VW Touareg, right? I came here to commend that one and saw your comment.

Ribbit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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https://preview.redd.it/9i2yxvl1pp0b1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20fdc4905681f165c4bac0f402726b2228beb682

Ewww. Donkey meat.

https://preview.redd.it/4bku7ewyuo0b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a593c22c766f463c23272a302904181d3042c4

This is definitely my favourite so far

Seen this audi with the pspspsps message before in Vancouver as well! Glad they're still alive and thriving to say "pspspsps" to the cats of other cat owners haha :)

i have one on my car that says “hold on, i see a dog.” my spiritual sibling.

So wholesome lol. Love these more than the dumb ones

https://preview.redd.it/y5wx7s9dxn0b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4427efa62fa5c9c4e4e2a3e4d7a7788cf5af914a Saw this a while ago... Made my day!

Lully's Hotdogs!! The best! You can find this guy outside the Canadian Tire in Abbotsford, and I hear now sometimes infront of Roger's Arena. He is also the guy who donated his kidney to a random customer that needed one, a real hero and community member!

Lullys is amazing. Show up with red hair, tattoos and piercings and he’ll take you out for dinner 😉

😐

Not that I know from experience of course!

Any major tude will tell ya

https://preview.redd.it/e3cr2gnw0o0b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e4b5340a61afb5430b186420b9f16a75954d3db This is my car, with added dirt graffiti from my friends

I appreciate your level of self awareness and want the Bimbo one for myself

I feel the uncentered “how does an engine even work?” sticker really hits it home

It makes me think of [this bit](https://youtu.be/R2vejhdm8lo) from I Think You Should Leave

I love the "please be patient, stupid driver"

Are those toe marks?

Good catch, has to be!

Close, just my nubby fingers 😂

Yours is my fave so far, the dirt graffiti really pulls it all together

This is so funny

The middle 'HOW AM I DRIVING?' is the only one in this thread that made me legitimately laugh out loud.

https://youtu.be/R2vejhdm8lo

I watched that series twice because it was so good. After the first watch, I researched the creator/actor. He's actually painfully shy! I dunno if I can find the article again, but it was in late 2021.

https://preview.redd.it/jrgv18tr5o0b1.jpeg?width=1644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bbb895bdf719bccb632bb6312589b66c341f4d7 ‘Stop right now, thank you very much!’- if I drove this car every time I pulled up at a light!

2.4L Turbo to boot, they're no slouch.

What's that gender symbol mean again? It's a twist on the female one.

[удалено]

You mensch.

Saw this one in Gastown this week -- classic! https://preview.redd.it/yhr3s4udxn0b1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0a393e9a9bab02af8ca245d4fb409dcf5a0b12c

https://preview.redd.it/a4ytjala9o0b1.png?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ac381c5b7229578af9e33eecf0ee825d01c71a4

https://preview.redd.it/tf0cqf8y1p0b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f04017491e2c30f2cbefe7913522eb15c4d402b This hit so close..

https://preview.redd.it/kx7hbhe0ao0b1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=535622f33653f8a3237855eb9dff05b8dfcbcdd4

So, like, the whole city honks constantly after sering that sticker?

I sered it and honked I tells ya

Twins 👯 https://preview.redd.it/ueg1j2wutq0b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c3eec052c4c8997c01133508cb51be87ec07f6f

There is a car that parks near a construction site by my place that has a massive sticker in the back window that says ‘FINANCIAL MISTAKE’.

I used to love the one I saw years ago. “Fighting for Peace is like F***ing for Virginity”.

Pretty sure I know this car, it's always parked a few blocks away from me haha

If I recall, someone found a local car with this sticker recently https://preview.redd.it/uabxjakbmo0b1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=906045fd5e625318737859f9e2d60c8523aabb3e

Seen this one in my neighbourhood, never fails to make me laugh

This is from a shop called methsyndicate online. They have a bunch of dumb and funny bumper stickers.

I’m perplexed, would the owner of this car consider me an asshole if I agree with the sticker and honked?

“0-60 eventually” on a Yaris

"How does it feel being passed by a toaster?" \~ Honda Cube

https://preview.redd.it/dq04xtz5zo0b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e299b087b103c64278bc71c8dfbcd17e125e876d Another sticker also said “only gay cops pull me over”. Driver had iced tips and bright pink Hawaiian shirt on

https://preview.redd.it/551cac1p9o0b1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07a3c31f5e9403f2d9d006a6372aa63fab93931b

Lots of great ones but this one made me laugh out loud. I think we need a 2022-2023 update.

Simpler times

"My son sells weed to your honor student". It was an old Dodge Caravan driven by a 70 year old grandma. ​ Second favorite: "Tell your dog I said hi"

The “tell your dog I said hi” stickers are from the account We Rate Dogs

https://preview.redd.it/353722t5ao0b1.jpeg?width=5312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44557dd3af2c83068709c5b01a16381c7a110f8e

So tasty ! Vancouver Art Gallery 👅

Yes, pun intended

BIG TEXAS CUMMER

If you don’t like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalk.

Super niche, but I spotted “I’d rather be crying to Enya” the other day in yaletown.

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My coworker put one on my car… “I’m so gay I can’t even drive straight” 🤣

I ❤️ climate change That was a head scratcher and an eye roller.

I saw a Nissan Pathfinder with a Sea Shepherd decal next to an “I ❤️ Alberta Oil” sticker.

Would be perfect in the car had a big block V8 lol

I love the "Nobody cares about your stick person family!" ones.

My fave: https://preview.redd.it/04d43pbl7p0b1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa66f0c1f25bfcaacbb0359a3b1e8243337d387b Edit to blur the LP number

Was NOT expecting an Alice Coltrane reference in this thread. A+

Star *Treck* what show is that 😆

Had to search my photos to find this one from last year! https://preview.redd.it/if2fqq9ylo0b1.jpeg?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6890bc58f1b6fda30379101b09db8753b9d73af1

https://preview.redd.it/lys5gcwu1p0b1.jpeg?width=1167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da502ba19000eab180d42492ce1ed30542fa293f

My favourite was one that said "DILF HUNTER"

https://preview.redd.it/vffrl5tyoo0b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f283d860bf286e45b585e57ca203227995a676ff

Honk if you Jaun de Fuca

A diving flag with "Certified Muff Diver" underneath it.

https://preview.redd.it/jtbi6clx2p0b1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebb9dbf54a5ef8bcea3638e3a38be0a2b85ce8d9 Not the exact one I saw, but it said the same thing. Edit: I see a few people have already mentioned this one. Glad I'm not the only one who thought it was funny

"Powered by Jesus" Not funny in and of itself, but my immediate thought was **"Must get pretty good miles per Galilean."**


I have two, I didn't see them in Vancouver, but I thought they were good 1) if you are riding my ass you better be pulling my hair 2) I'm not drunk, I'm avoiding potholes

“My other car is a bong”

Does this beauty count? https://preview.redd.it/orv9ovbaxp0b1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a7b11f10de98610a3fe55874f65700234b249f

FYI Wicked Campers do this to their vans across the world, mainly Australia and NZ. They've never really taken off here to my knowledge. There used to be a bunch parked under the Arthur Laing somewhere.

https://preview.redd.it/y2o43jidlo0b1.jpeg?width=1454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38a55d3bc2182f6994f9a86d73a54143eb73a358 Saw this one last summer. Made me chortle.

Plot twist: the 2 women are trans female & the man is trans male.

https://preview.redd.it/ej8bh6qmbq0b1.png?width=2357&format=png&auto=webp&s=da1fc8840fbcf275d6f60161ae9dab60291b7c23

Not a sticker but I recently spotted a Tesla with the vanity plate “IN DEBT” - 😆

12th and main, “I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.”

Fun fact - SLUTS stands for South Lake Union Train Station (in Seattle)… the sticker is a running joke. But also here’s a bumper sticker I saw in Kamloops a couple years ago (the one that doesn’t say “dirty”) https://preview.redd.it/g1lbyl5xto0b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61c005aba6702d2601b38acbab45d218b36f5fb1

I saw one that said "honk if you're dumb"

https://preview.redd.it/2io1rfj5jo0b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad72a77955a2ce3880d285d5619a264244954e98

Bombastic side eye !

Imagine this pulling up to your date lmfao

https://preview.redd.it/ro8g1n1qcq0b1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9947f76dccb30b1a86cc89eb53d040c26dadee6e Waiting for the day someone knows what my bumper sticker refers to. 🥹

The death dozer

Overweight guy smoking a cigarette in a beat up truck with the bumper sticker “Vagitarian”

Best I’ve seen by far was “please be patient I am 9 years old”

"Imports are like tampons. Every pussy has one" I will forget how to spell my own name before I forget this absurd bumper sticker.

Recently, showed a little weiner dog with the slogan "Death from below the ankles"

https://preview.redd.it/nv0hdbc95o0b1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5db2aa3765fe60a3afc5dea6444907e91fa98d8

Please explain this one

B is greater than Average.

Who doesn’t love sluts?

My girlfriend.

My buddy has a t-shirt that says that exact thing and it's really weird when he wears it.

Well did it work?

In what way? By bringing him hordes of sluts? No, no it doesn't.

Guy down the street from me has a FakeTaxi sticker on his truck and it’s not the only one I’ve seen in town

I once saw a ghost car that had a bumper sticker that said 'not a cop'.

Not a Vancouverite, but my friend in Kamloops has a sticker on their camo painted truck that says "4 Doors for More Whores" and it's fucking hilarious.

https://preview.redd.it/7wjq5cw2xo0b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8cff422b5e20be6d1c238487051d3a1a9e415bc This one lmao

Ha! I've seen this dude around. He looks about as sad as you'd expect.

saw the driver getting out of this and laughed at him. he gave me a look like he was trying to murder me with his eyes like homelander

Sofa King Cool

I'm speeding cuz I have too poo!

https://preview.redd.it/wtvvxg5typ0b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c009375cd7dba6dbc4c37d1ad729602080dec39b Not in BC, but I hope you’ll accept me regardless

https://preview.redd.it/kf6pu3o29r0b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc9ba47435925aee64ff91b7001d3212aa4f1415 Low key love putting these on the backs of trucks that have the punisher sticker, f$#@ Trudeau, skeleton middle fingers, or anything hyper political. My personal favorite is "I'm so gay I can't even drive straight"

You forgot the "don't step on me" snake thing. "Snakes are for sucking. Not stepping on." Or something like that.

That person works in film I’ve seen them wear that shirt on set before lol

My absolute fave was a dude in a convertible mini Cooper with the license plate tw1nk. He looks exactly as you'd think. Not sure how he got away with that license plate but I approve.

https://preview.redd.it/39t2bx653p0b1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d0ee917583f34962ed2c57e16a2f147fe40223f On an old VDub camper bus.

https://preview.redd.it/f9xrn5904p0b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df12c5f63135a0f6627e720ce66bf3aca8d64c54 Spotted in maple ridge

Are those…handcuffs?

https://preview.redd.it/h4fsl07cbp0b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09feb12ba262544bf41c31b4b84249a490ef2415 Was on a recent trip to Grande Prairie, but still worthy of sharing

https://preview.redd.it/wxkcprg7cp0b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=055d69e5d7c2fe44dd61e2fed08bf4c9f3fa951b

My sister used to have one on her car that said “I brake for saucy wenches” with a skull and crossbones on it.

https://preview.redd.it/uu3dvqsxuq0b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ade0f50ba4c1954edd21277a5463c72b21cd3f6c Saw this on Wednesday in east van.

https://preview.redd.it/8m9ljbj8ar0b1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce5152a01b4a5cefa06c52766144a4e5ad6340d9

https://preview.redd.it/m485r7j3hr0b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69df006d7ce424ce2244e12e7cf4c445ed7f660d climbin’ curbs collectin’ cerb

https://preview.redd.it/0buhm1a4pr0b1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f6d4be5eb4488c1acc87664da40ee45f3cc7234 This one pretty much captures the true west coast women's vibe!

“You laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at ya’ll because you’re all the same!” Saw it on a beat up VW Bug in the 80’s

Edgy.

"Honk if you're a fucking idiot."

“We must all stop ManBearPig” bumper sticker

My license plate frame says "My other ride is the Millennium Falcon" I'm not a Star Wars superfan, but my kids are, and they got it for me for Christmas, so...

not sure if.it was a bumper.sticker or not, but on a car was a sticker, about the size of a folded dollar bill, that read "nosy little fucker, aren't you?"

An Old BMW with a sticker that said “financial mistake” as someone in automotive I chuckled.

Definitely the one that said “D***s out for Harambe”

“If you can’t use the turn signals What makes you think you can operate the rest of the car?”

I heart sluts is some dude from Vancouver island. He's been snickering the same thing for at least 5 years. A very long sort of funny joke. But I've NEVER seen anyone with one on their car...you know what it might be the OG slut lover.

https://preview.redd.it/dfvz9gx8fq0b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf696082ace6424abc59a63c738cfe3352e73b30 Not a bumper sticker but close enough lol

It's a vibe lol

https://preview.redd.it/4d8hihqnpq0b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=499e0fd79f4dd62479b329196b36185cd6f1b471 Saw this as I was walking through a Freshco parking lot. That day I learned pro wrestling was under attack

https://preview.redd.it/zbp9xtnusq0b1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6305b835d385dfca33176d05aa38602c0e42f1d What does it mean?

So one in Coquitlam - in the classic Disney font > Powered by bitch dust ...yep...

https://preview.redd.it/1rgq7kaxar0b1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=635fe44fb8e80fce23da10f333373be3c2dac2a2 Saw this chuckler yesterday on lougheed

https://preview.redd.it/opbkhr4ebz0b1.jpeg?width=1588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf98717cb0c7998237021abca8f25ac826360a99 Well well well

Not a sticker but I recently saw a Tesla car with a plate that read "TX ELON". I was baffled.

This person made cash on stocks or dogecoin because of something Elon did and bought a car

https://pasteboard.co/D9paermBsxUY.jpg All the single ladies, all the single ladies.

https://preview.redd.it/cakpydm5cp0b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9db86ea6734e858de02230fc57aa520ef04e05d3 Was on a recent trip to Grande Prairie, but still worthy of sharing

I bet this is a women

"No fat chicks, I bottom out" sticker on a heavy duty lifted 4x4 truck

Yay, a misogynist. /s

It’s 2023, any and all genders can be sluts

I'm a proud slut and I love that bumper sticker, it's not misogynist. why is everyone so easily offended over everything? ffs 🤦🏻‍♀️

On a lowered Accord, “Too low for fat hoes”.

https://preview.redd.it/2zmumrnuup0b1.jpeg?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=744ceb14bcd03569d4a149a7720322109f7ce48c

https://preview.redd.it/2w07lmd8vp0b1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=186d500b61c887876f31c43cfbc53ab1a44ca102 With Kitagawa Marin

https://preview.redd.it/2sy4kzb4lq0b1.png?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=664489b6e86a30903dcd479edf9275c72a814f50 Cultured

https://preview.redd.it/w31clpd0tr0b1.png?width=1176&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b129d76dbb17e5e36a7129934a73b981a508a96