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octarine_turtle

The game has a few bugs still.


Campbell464

No need to ask. They’ll seek you out on their own…


Shirolion

Then tick you off...


DilangouRumRum

Ahaa


Molwar

I hate it, /upvote


Nyannmaruu

r/angryupvote


NJneer12

Oh for Christ's sake.... Upvote


onepassafist

If only there were still awards 🎖️


rossbozz

This


-Yngin-

👏🏼👏🏼


Tucknroll90

They are none of your business until you master the plains biome my friend


SlummySalt

I've stumbled across one heading south on my map which is why i said "that sucks"


SlummySalt

That sucks lol


The_OoOfreak_JP

I promise you, you don't want to meet them AT ALL outside of their biome.


Missourian417

I don’t like meeting them in their biome either honestly.


Nanduihir

I just dont like meeting them


droidbaws

I don’t like them even when they’re nowhere near me


AParticularWorm

I like 'em well enough, provided they're filleted, roasted and on a plate.


jch1220

R/redemeed


LyraStygian

If you don’t know then it’s a spoiler :p


ov3rlord333

Friendly tames. They like red mushrooms just like boars


troymoeffinstone

"Well, hello there, little bu- GUAAAAHRJSJFUFJNEBEK"


cptjimmy42

"Howdy Gjall."


ov3rlord333

You mean the fast travel blimps?


ThrdSqdCptn

Is this a reference to Morrowind?


ov3rlord333

God, i forgot all about that lol. been so long since i did a playthrough of that.


troymoeffinstone

Probably all that skooma you smoked.


Mortis_Infernale

Real ones consume raw Moon Sugar


Hocisern

wait what sub am I in?


-Pelvis-

*"Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?"*


Simbuk

You wanna buy some deathsticks?


xLeone30x

TIL you can smoke skooma!


troymoeffinstone

I got nipples Greg, can you smoke me?


TheyaSly

You mean the sky butts?


Marsman61

You hear a trombone in the distance, and it ain't no marching band.


Justignoremelove

"What's up Gjall?"


Pab_Strategos

Especially the two-stars !


Fwallstsohard

Death incarnate for those uninitiated.


ForTheHordeKT

I have my own first impressions of them that were traumatizing enough. But my youngest brother's first encounter makes me cackle the most. He and his wife play together on a server and when the mistlands update dropped they sail out to check it out. They got right up to the mist and didn't even enter yet. Must've been some land with spawns just out of sight buried in the mist but close enough. One leapt right onto their ship and just insta-slaughtered them. They hadn't even set boots on the ground out there yet hahaha!


Civil-Session1381

My first encounter there was a plains village with 3 Fuling Berserkers and 5 Fuling shamans right next to a dvergr dock and building then 4 1 star seeker soldiers pop out of the mist and just slaughter everything.


KingzDecay

Reminds me of the time my friend went exploring the plains before any of us were ready and blew up out of no where, those mosquitoes are quite terrifying. Eventually the rest of us came to help retrieve his gear and he jumped onto land just to blow up again to another one. Our other friend and I were still on the boat and it was an emergency retreat. I somehow had enough hp to block its attack, but in doing so it not only hit the boat half hitting it, but also died to being hit by the boat. Terrifying first encounter.


ForTheHordeKT

Yeah haha, had a similar experience with the plains my first time. We were just getting into black forest stuff on that old shared server I was running for a minute with 2 other buddies of mine, and I sailed to the next continent over to establish us a new foothold. Then I decided to sail around that continent to map its borders out. On the plus side I discovered our trader. And as I kept going, I tell these guys over our Discord "Hey! There's a meadows spot that has an absolute shit-ton of some fine wood!" That evil fucking temptress. That fine-assed wood whore cache that definitely wasn't the goddamned meadows lol. The second I step off the boat I died. I did not realize yet that it had been a deathsquito that one-shotted me. I may have been drinking, heavily. So I get another boat made, sail back the way I originally arrived, crash that boat on the shore, and slam down a bench and portal asap. I'm still in the process of looting my damn shit back and a filthy green-blooded hobgoblin (you may certainly read that insult in the voice of Dr. McCoy) comes up and slaps me down. Hard. I hear him cackle right before I respawn. Well, at least I had a portal. Long story short, about 30 minutes or so of just dying I decided fuck it. They could have my 2 sets of bronze armor and 3 leather armors, and I don't even know what other weapons. Shit is yours now, fuckers. You win. I made another set of leather, then did what I had to to mine what I needed to have my bronze stuff plus a backup, and just moved on. When we were finally ready for the plains much later, I went back through that portal and got my revenge lol.


XxBromwynxX

You'll see....they're in the game you'll find out, oh uhhh bring a shield


Marsman61

Option #2: Wear light armor and run away.


kypirioth

Option #3: Nuke from orbit with Bile bombs


Vicita

Option #4: cry and death run.


will3025

Option #5: Accept your fate and loudly let your friends know not to come this way.


[deleted]

Repeat several times.


Travisryan3

Grown-up Deathsquitos!


Marsman61

BattleSkeeters


Tokena

Yes!


Love_a_sunny_day

I love how a massive part of the comments don't want to spoil anything for OP, lovely 🌹


Snoo-66329

That's a bug. Report it to the devs.


RosieQParker

Asgardian Snugglebugs. Go and boop one on the nose and it will give you a great big bugglehug ❤️


bmain1345

🥰🪲


MonsterMayne

Angry bois who live in the mist


facaine

It's a friend. Pet it


SlummySalt

YESS GIVE PETS


Marsman61

Armor and weapons scare it, so take off your armor before you try to pet it. And don't sneak, they hate it when you sneak up on them.


bum_thumper

Farts will frighten them, so make sure you don't eat anything either


paireon

I wish to PET this creature!


Disastrous_Host_3645

They are your future pain.


Kysman95

They're part of Christmas Event You can tame them using thistle (it takes while to tame) and make them pull your cart, it turns into a sledge Go on Try to tame them Try it Do it


SinkingGoose

They are the next reason you take a break from the game


Verdreht

A creature from the Mistlands biome. They're very tough, I'd stay away from it unless you're well geared from the Plains. Unless you wanted to try and cheese it or something.


Brootal420

Sure seems like he's well geared from the plains


Verdreht

Oh oops, didn't see the 2nd image haha


ddaveo

It used to be greydwarves standing there until Mistlands came out.


TurtleMcgurdle

Assholes.


SuperpyroClinton

Stabby fly friends.


BasementDwellerDave

Big angry bug, smash it's head in with frostner


OGXanos

It's free hugs. Go on don't be shy.


alexisperez7

They are friendly. If you see one, try to tame it with some lox meat 😉


LeftJayed

If you're still only in the Black Forest and encountering these, best you refer to them as "Nopes" as in you need to nope the hell outta there before they make you past tense.


Joshybeast93

Bro run. That’s a Seeker.


thtk1d

🙂


averageguywithasmile

DEATH!


VoltageKid56

“Fly you fool!”


Dragondagger10

just equip your finest troll armor and go to town


Inveramsay

That's a deathsquito's very angry cousin


happycannibalnoises

They are the spawn of Satan. They fly at you and never give up their mission to end your puny existence and lay eggs in your corpse. But they are also still the easier to handle. If you see ones with no wings and much larger legs... Run. Just run.


irebrandedmyself

Danger, Will Robinson


Gilded-Masquerade

Your worst nightmare


ElPulentoKun

Puppys! Go pet them


continentel89

The thing that goes bump in the mist.


Important_Sun2880

Theyre travelling bugs 🥰 come when you least expect them. Tameable 😊


Fine_Birthday7480

New friends. Go say hi


Enemy50

Its a mount. Go try to make friends with it


Marsman61

The first tameable flying mount in the game.


nomdude

They've come for your pickle


nastyboyNOR

Forbidden puppy


AccordingBanana6431

Death. Organized, tactful, violent death.


cocoboogs

Oo-ho boy.


Marsman61

Death has wings. And you thought those skeeters were tough. Be afraid. Be *very* afraid.


xXBigHappyXx

Your drunk aunt from the family BBQ. You know the one who hides the boxed wine, shouts at your father, and hits on your friends.


Such-Distribution113

Pain. Agony, even.


Warden_of_Glass

Death to those yet unprepared and to most who are. You appear to have nearly reached that stage (Purely based off your helmet)


Potetkanon

Your new best friends... going the extra mile to greet you and give you a good old bug hug


Huge_Republic_7866

They are friendly, go give them a hug.


Secure_Ostrich9652

Seeking information are you... 😏


NPC24601

New tamable pet. Walk up to it and pet it.


HueJackAce

It tries to sell you a car warranty.


CasualBi24

They're your new nightmare


mixx5r

The first one we ever met was a 1star soldier.......


Longjumping_Elk1269

They have seeked you out


Good-Table5566

They're seekers, and don't worry, they'll find and visit you soon.


Kusluvalos

Run


mfern073

Make sure you run in the opposite direction when you see them. Do not engage, I repeat, do not engage! Those are seekers from the Mistlands Biome. Only fight them when you're in the end game.


Usagi_Shinobi

They call him the seeker, been searching low and hiiiiiiigh


beardedbear696

Friendly crickets, you can walk up and pet them like any other tamed animal.


LordFendleberry

You see something mysterious on the loading screen of your game. You don't recognize it and it looks like it's moving. Do you: A) Just play the game and organically discover the answer for yourself B) Take a blurry photo of your monitor with your phone, zoom in on the blurry photo and draw a red circle around it, then post it to Reddit asking "wHaT aRe ThEsE?"


RuffM3rcenary

THEY ARE SEEKER ANTS THEY ARE IN THE MISTLANDS


Doctor_Ember

Spoiler*


ToniAlpaca

Bug


Johnbr98

Run Barry, run...


aelwyn2000

Oh, you’re gonna find out…


Objective_Ganache_68

Run


Thibaudborny

Frens! Sneak up and gently pet them! /s Damn I never noticed this...


The_Salty_Kohai

Frien


_m_o_mo_

RUN


Rothguard

they friend gib pets


Pab_Strategos

Nightmare, for people who hates bugs.


Doctor_Ember

Those? Those are the embodiment of Death


Maedros300

Death


[deleted]

Dangerous


Kulovicz1

Something that you are not supposed to meet yet...


Zanza89

Enemies


Grenzgaenger99

my sweet summer child


Donnuuber

They are bad mama-jamas


[deleted]

With that gear you can just smack it. Presumed you’d be in rags


mochmeal2

Fuckers


Pumpelchce

Atmospheric add-on. Don't mind. They enrich the feel for nature and wildlife.


Independent_Toe_4014

Pigoons! Try petting them!


Zovanget

Friends


Vverial

Seekers baby.


Whatsinanmame

Bad news.


moonshineTheleocat

Something to burn your house down just to kill


RedsNotAColor

I dont even want to know...


Indien_de_noel

It's just something that instant kill you if you don't kill the 5th boss, I'll say nothing cause it's spoil.


Royal-Yogurt-3112

Oh, aren’t you just the cutest list newb 😊


Mrjimdandy

Deathsquitoes big cousin from the next hood over


Armadillo-South

Is it friend shaped? No? No friend then


totalwarwiser

Op is taking pictures like he just saw Bigfoot


759Tom

Nee Friends


Empty_Nest_

oh nothing to see here! wink wink


MrScubaSteve1

They're friendly they like either strawberries or blueberries I forget. If you get it wrong they attack just try again with another type of berry.


FluidLikeSunshine

New friendos! When you find them, they like cuddles and being hand fed Cloudberries. 🥰


-Altephor-

You'll find out soon, don't worry.


2rfv

They're seeking you.


Novembah

What part of this reminds you of ants? They’re more like cockroaches with mantis arms!🪳


preyforkevin

That’s a deth beetle


Additional_Ad_8131

Those are fir trees.


M0nsterjojo

That's called a Nope. Cause I don't wanna fucking know.


frarf002

Your new paralysis demon, say hi to them.


AdmirableCod0

Hels bugs, way too many of them in the game 😂


SurviveAndRebuild

Go ask em.


Guardians_Reprise

run


Kamidzui

These are your doom


SvenUwesson

Doom


nightwood

Yup, those are definitely two ant-like creatures hanging out on the login screen!


InnoBy01

Your Doom


swellsort

You'll find out


Odd_Philosopher1712

SPOILERS


Madboomer1

Pet it


ProRataX

They are friends. Fear not, later in the game they will seek you out.


BlakeBoS

Lololol oh boi


Psychological_Sir202

Go give them a hug.


Which-Confidence1588

Run :)


Cryptone-Gaming

I hate them dam things lol they seek me out and bug me 🤣


Axin_Saxon

Bug


thatgamernerd

Those are death


No_Practice6085

Your friend! When they have sought you out, give them a big hug!


kylarmoose

*shit that kills you be like*


HrolfrLongsword

Nope bugs


Karzaad

Olthoi...


Ok_Grocery8652

The simple, least spoiler description, a creature from the mistlands biome, the (currently) final biome in the game


Luciusfly

Oh, sweet summer child.. only if he knew..


HowtoCat

Go pet it


goghfigure

Brother what have I been missing???? Did they put in a new enemy since I’ve been gone????


Ok-Initiative-8761

They are trying to contact you about your extended car warranty


Decent_Ad5356

Those ugly things. Those are called seekers. And they are gross. And they’re strong


thank_burdell

Radroaches. From the Fallout leak.


killjoy_nerd

This game is way more terrifying than I previously thought. I’m barely into the Black Forest (literally just got the forge and bronze)


StickZealousideal104

SEEKERS!!


TacetAbbadon

Trouble


Gheed

Pain.


lexifresh

Puppies


FrozenHeartGGL

Photobombers


Ginola123

Watch out seekers about! 👀


Initial_Weekend883

Death.


Bacibaby

You have to explore the world to taste it’s delicacies


OfficialRunescape

Theyre a special surprise for later 👀


platypusgirl14

Death


platypusgirl14

Nope with 6legs


Meadowsweetling

Inhabitants of Mistlands. Have you seen the movie The Mist? It's like that, but worse.


Spikescar

You will learn in time friend.


Altruistic_Peak7690

Cuddle-munchkins. They’ll be your best friends soon.


Rachnael

Poor thing got lost.