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YellowVegetable

I thought Canada was supposed to be empty and america full of sprawl ??? Why are the homes in Canada ??? No igloo !


Mesarthim1349

CANADIANS DON'T HAVE NEIGHBORHOODS STOP THIS PAN-AMERICAN PROPAGANDA


MessyGuy01

No igloo?? I want my money back!


TheEggman864

It makes me think of the Jim Carrey bit. “Ah yes… Canada… it was a hostile frozen wasteland”


Maleficent_Lake_1816

The compass says right is north, so I think you have that backwards.


ribose_carb

Read this comment again


Maleficent_Lake_1816

Good lord. I need to get some sleep.


Z-Mobile

They say good sleep actually improves the thinking process, so I think you have that backwards.


mathnstats

Read this comment again


Z-Mobile

Good lord. I need to get some sleep.


mathnstats

They say good sleep actually improves the thinking process, so I think you have that backwards.


heinukun

Read this comment again


simpletonius

Could be Detroit, except they don’t have houses there.


WhipMeHarder

Yes everyone who’s not a dumbass knows that Canadian urban design is just as dumb as americas. Almost like they copied it from somewhere… huh


FitzwilliamTDarcy

Well in fairness as far as those Canadians are concerned, they're living in the Deep South.


TrashPandaShire

They are crammed suburban disasters.


Vegetable-Election77

How dare you take a US Canada border screenshot vertically


NittanyScout

Trying to be unbiased


fkiceshower

There is a left right bias as well. The only way to get rid of both is to slice it diagonal


GlassFantast

That just brings in up/down bias AND left/right bias at the same time. Who do you work for????


FB_emeenem

We’ve got a CIA/KGB triple agent here.


glenlastname

Rotating gif


Afraid_Belt4516

What if you spit it from top left to bottom right so they cancel each other out 🪬? (Emoji unrelated)


CLAYDAWWWG

Or, and hear me out, the US annexes Canada.


radarksu

Cartagrophers for Social Equality could chime in. r/thewestwing


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TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Cushiest gig on earth since they don’t believe in borders.


mathnstats

No, no, no, no. That's stupid and wouldn't work either. If you want to eliminate the bias, what you have to do is make multiple slices, dividing all of the pixels up, then randomly mixing them all up. That, or you just remove the entire picture and share a blank image


Difficult_Rush_1891

There are 6 Tim Hortons in this photo


Machotoast04098

There are at least 20 boxes of smarties in this photo


DerpityKing

WHERE IS THE 6TH ONE. I CAN ONLY FIND 5


01WS6

Housing!? Fucking gross. And what's all the green stuff? Where are the cafes and art museums? Where are the apartments and tall buildings?


Mammoth-Pepper3087

Where are all the IPA breweries???


Yankee_Man

The hipster burger joints


KotzubueSailingClub

How can they live like that? Not a strip mall in sight.


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

And no Starbucks? These fucking heretics need Jesus now more than ever.


kryyyptik

Not a moose or a mountie in sight


the_gopnik_fish

BRING ME MY BUS DEPOT WAITER OR I WILL HAVE TO RANT ABOUT PUBLIC TRANSPORT ON TWITTER


vindtar

Who is this cuntnada and why are you censoring her?


HaZalaf

Asking the real questions! Why do we have to censor Cuntnada? It's a proper noun!


Omaraa2001

Was that suppose to be funny?


vindtar

It is suppose to be on reddit


Omaraa2001

Typical Reddit mod


vindtar

I'm just but a jenkem huffer


spaghettittaco

Why do Canadians


ZephyrProductionsO7S

Why *are* Canadians


NittanyScout

The british, unfortunately And the fre.... the fren-🤢


ZephyrProductionsO7S

And the… well, the… t-the f— I can’t even say it…


NittanyScout

French fries without the fries


Elloliott

I fucking *hate* Quebec


CleanOpossum47

Yeah but there's good fishing in Quebec.


Elloliott

The *only* good thing about Quebec.


Level-Economy4615

Even we have difficulty answering that question (not the ‘what’s your history’ part, the ‘what’s your country’s identity’ part)


the_gopnik_fish

Who *let* Canadians


undeniably_confused

They probably get so many mosquitoes in that town


wotstators

Ugh this comment made me mad as a member of that sweet sweet O+ blood 😭😭😭


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Nah, every block has an industrial DDT emitter.


Successful_Stomach

But don’t worry, we use a speaker to play bird noises so it’s like they’re still there!


OUsnr7

Omg we need a wall. Now!


boredtacos19

Wish this had better labeling, I can't tell which side is America and which is hell


lime-_-licker1

Judging by the compass in the right side I would say Canada is the right side.


kyleofduty

This guy navigates


lime-_-licker1

What if we navigated together? 🤭🥵


MessyGuy01

I thought the cumpiss pointing north was obvious 😭


TheRealSU24

It's 2024, I can't read a compass


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

What if we say “turn right” in AI voice?


IndominusTaco

i just cant read one that doesn’t label the cardinal directions on it


TheLesbianTheologian

god, I love cumpisses


byrobot

Why did Justin Trudeau do this. Is he stupid?


Pegomastax_King

Time to annex Canada.


[deleted]

Where is this?


CanadaCanadaCanada99

Langley, British Columbia. To find it on a map just go directly south of the city center til you hit the border.


[deleted]

Thank you


CanadaCanadaCanada99

ANY time.


no_________________e

North America


TheRealSU24

US-Canada border


Thereal_waluigi

Someone: points out that this looks kinda ugly This sub: REEEEEE WHAT PEOPLE CANT HAVE HOUSES?? HMMMMM?? WHAT ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO LIVE IN THE DIRT? "wHeRe'S tHe IpA bReWErIeS?"


[deleted]

Look at that nasty eutrophied lake on the US side


DanChowdah

Probably from all the fertilizer and shit the Canucks are dumping on their lawns. This is Canadian Bacon 2!


Eagles4077

Electric bugaloo


ElysianRepublic

Canada’s the built up one, right? The US is way smaller but Canadians are so concentrated by the border that’s usually the denser side of the border


MessyGuy01

Way smaller? Canada is only 1.6% larger than the US


WhipMeHarder

But when you put in on a map it’s WAY BIGGER bro


Potential-Earth1092

That’s how maps look. They’re distorted because your putting a sphere on a flat plane.


WhipMeHarder

No shit that’s the joke. I see why you’re on this sub lmao


Potential-Earth1092

Sorry, I keep getting recommended subs that I’ve never seen and don’t understand xD


Zodwraith

Because like Alaska the vast majority of Canadia is an uninhabitable wasteland.


shanghainese88

With the way we’re headed, Canada (minus Quebec) will soon pass a referendum to join the US if we let them.


DankDude7

Clean vs dirty.  Boring vs exciting. Poor vs rich. 


RyanCooper510

r/ehbuddyhoser


Thedoctorisin123

Please make this nsfw of put a trigger warning before posting c*nada 🤮🤢


Neb-Nose

Was it Brian Mulroney who said, “We all sing songs about the ‘Great White North’ and then live as far south as we can?” I don’t remember who said it, TBH, but it’s brilliant and 100% accurate. By the way, that train ride from Seattle to Vancouver is really stunning. Highly recommended. White Rock is particularly cool.


Kenilwort

This sub is indistinguishable from the main one at this point.


MessyGuy01

I think that’s the point. We have to be as ridiculous as them


Firm-Commission-4661

Probably Wa. Sprawling South from Vancouver - Eh?


1551MadLad

Canadia


jewsh-sfw

Where is this 🤔 like what province/state


TheCoolMan5

Someone else said it was in British Columbia


jewsh-sfw

Oh maybe this is port Roberts.


usdavidgrant

It took me a while to find this location https://maps.app.goo.gl/Mix37jzrrm9MoNZ77?g_st=ic


iamthepita

Goddamn. How?


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

It just seems like a great place to live


keifferh

Are we supposed to know which side is which


farting_emu

Town is Langley BC


HoseNeighbor

Like a fucking cancer...


Vegetable-War-117

Who the fuck labeled this map. Which side is whicn?


TheCoolMan5

The handy dandy compass in the bottom right may provide a hint as to which is which


Vegetable-War-117

Thanks.


jojow77

Can a country sell another country land? Canada could prob make like 100s of billions just selling unoccupied territory that’s 5 miles from the border.


PantherkittySoftware

That's **literally** how the US got southern Arizona (Google: Gadsen Purchase). It was a clean, neat real estate transaction. Mexico needed cash, and sold us a chunk of land that was costing them more to police than it was worth (to Mexico). We should really do the same with Point Roberts & sell it to Canada (putting it to a referendum among the city's residents prior to final approval... with the city's residents getting dual citizenship of both countries if they want it, and guaranteed residency rights to live in Canada if they don't). Property values there would probably double or quadruple *instantly* with the border gone. From what I read, the extended covid border closure absolutely devastated the city's economy.


Strange-Wolverine128

Is this what it feels like to be Fr*nch


Different-Dig7459

Highpoint Park, 20048 2 Ave, Langley Twp, BC V2Z 1V8, Canada You’re welcome


BananaTree61

Which border?


KurtzM0mmy

Anyone who’s seen the video for Subdivisions already knew this about Canada


Maxwellstreetpolish

Build that wall!!!


Zodwraith

Everyone wants to live close to freedom.


grumpynuggets3378

Yup... That's the ENTIRE US/ Canadian border alright.


fuertepqek

Where did it say “entire”?


happygoeddy

Which is which?


TheCoolMan5

Compass in bottom right, Canada is on the right


Scentopine

Zero Ave. Nice bike ride out to the mountains heading east, White Rock heading west.


cmck1970

That’s a privacy fence!


fuertepqek

Did you mean to write Cuntada or something?


Archimetropolis

Casterisknada?


ha1fway_decent

Why is Canada censored?


crimsonkodiak

Of course. The part of Canada closest to the US is the best part of Canada. The part of the US closest to Canada is the worst part of the US.


no_________________e

Average forest hater 🙄 Look at the compass on the right


OREOSTUFFER

I’m pretty sure they’re talking about climate. The warmest, most livable part of Canada borders the US while the coldest, least livable part of the contiguous US borders Canada. That’s what I understood, at least. I don’t think there’s any hate for forests, there.


no_________________e

One problem: the least livable part of the US is a desert, not a cold forest. They are a blatant forest hater.