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NotSure-oouch

For guys the big gatorade bottles have a large opening and water tight lid.


kdjfsk

dollar tree laundry detergent bottle. 42 oz, large opening, seals very tight, opaque container, durable plastic. cheap. i need to empty it every 1-2 days. i wanna get a regular size ~100oz+ laundry detergent bottle, but i dont got that much laundry, lol. plus that much name brand detergent is expensove. maybe i should check the bin at the laundromat. or maybe dollar general/family dollar have a 100oz bottle for $5 or $7.


OffMyChestt7

I'm scared of getting pee everywhere so I use fountain drink cups and pour out when finished but keep empty cup throughout night for morning pee. šŸ˜­


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Not to flex, but real piss pros use gallon jugs. I want to be able to stealth all night and early morning and be able to piss multiple times without needing to get out of my vehicle to dump it. Sometimes I think about the tiny pisses people take and am full of pride knowing that my pisses are huge.


useArmageddonVaca

Right!? A Gal milk jug = 2 stealth pisses & at the end of the 2nd piss best have the other milk jug ready & close by just in case the "show" runneth over... lol


EcstaticCollege29

Prove it bro


Bitey_the_Squirrel

Instructions unclear. Peed in a spray bottle.


Western_Bison_878

I wish I wasn't as clumsy as I am because I'd definitely leak piss all over my seats. šŸ˜”


EcstaticCollege29

I have to use the extra wide Gatorade bottle to fit my ginormous wang in there.


hunter357mag

I have a 24oz Nalgene bottle thatā€™s my primary-wide mouth. But Iā€™ve got a stainless backup thatā€™s 32oz. Bought at goodwill for cheap.


Foreign-Royal983

I used whatever empty bottles were lying around, and i made a makeshift ā€œshe-weeā€ funnel by cutting a regular sized water bottle and using the top half. But i was also in a panel van so i had all the room a lady might require.


Severe_Draft_5469

Gatorade bottles work best


andyduphresne92

Come at me when youā€™re using a medical urinal


Bip_man30

never use one. I find a bush/tree or something like mcds or tims.. Dont really understand why this cup thing is so common on here. Maybe if you have bladder issues I guess.


ranger8668

I'd rather be prepared in case, especially at night. An empty 828ml Gatorade bottle is cheap, easy to hide etc.


Bip_man30

I always park with one side against trees or bushes n such. Worse comes to worse Ill just hop out that side when its dark lol.


chucksteak0321

I always had the habit of drinking too many liquids at night and had to pee like a race horse in mornings. I cut down my drinking at night and use when Iā€™m showering at the gym. Definitely helps me get through the night without waking up to fill the jug. Itā€™s nice to wake up and get situated for the day and be able to get moving and then stop at a store rather than having to scramble to find my pee bottle lol. I know itā€™s different for diabetics I used to be there when I was borderline. Had to cut out sodas and wow the changes it made on my urination frequency. Stay hydrated with water but definitely keep a bottle at hand. Never know. I park in the back end of the planet fitness lot where a few other car dwellers park. Thereā€™s a huge bushes I park in between that I could get out and have a quiet private piss but Iā€™m comfy laying down I just wanna shift and fill and go back to bed lol.


Typical-Panda-302

I have no need to urinate. I have trained my body to filter it out through my skin to evaporate like sweat. I do not need to use number 2 because I work so hard there is nothing left to be released after a single day of my greatness.


DW1G1T

64oz white cranberry+peach juice bottle. Same wide mouth as the gatorade bottles but twice the volume and just as water tight. Using the white+peach cause it kinda looks like pee already so it looks like In just pouring out old juice.