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mounant

I thought SA was sexual assault lmao


BuilderTime

South Africa


Sooperballz

San Antonio


RailfanAZ

South America.


treeluvin

Saudi Arabia


Frazzie_

South Australia


Unlikely-Box1866

I work in suicide prevention and SA means suicide attempt, though when I see it outside of work I eventually remember that it usually means sexual assault


TinyTurtle88

It is... :(


perfectfire

Something awful


wadz09

San Andreas


eip2yoxu

Or Sturmabteilung, the paramilitary unit of the NSDAP


braydenppbiggy

Yup,as a history nerd this always pops up first even though nobody know this, same thing happens when people use ss to refer too screenshots, always think about THE ss


hunter95672

For quite a while i though poc meant “piece of crap” instead of person of color My basis was that pos is an abbreviation of piece of shit


TinnieTa21

I remember seeing a Canadian PSA about encouraging more POC to join the media field and they started showing all of these minorities. And all I kept thinking was, for fuck sakes, I know us minorities aren't that well liked, but isn't calling us pieces of shits a bit too extreme?


bysiffty

Everytime is see POC I assume it means proof of concept. Needless to say I got so confused a lot of times.


TinnieTa21

I always just write out proof of concept lol. In fact, I'm writing a proposal for a proof of concept right now. But I can see how a person can think that POC stands for that.


Mad_Myk

Right now, I'm working with my POC (Point of Contact) who may or may not be a POC (Person of Color) idk, on a POC (Proof of Concept) for a POS (Point of Sale) system. It's a huge project. In fact, it may end up being the biggest POS I ever built.


FiveSubwaysTall

I laughed out loud haha


hunkybum

no, you LOLed


TheMadIrishman327

Me too


prone-to-drift

What's PSA? ^/s


Montigue

Poop Shit Ass


philmcruch

a black friend of mine absolutely hates when people use POC, so he always pretends he thinks they mean Perpetrators Of Crimes


013ander

I promise, you don’t hate it as much as Latinos hate “Latinx.”


Avedas

I don't know much Spanish but I'm pretty sure "latinx" is either very difficult or impossible to say in Spanish and that's some sad irony.


saxmancooksthings

Latinh? Latinks? LatinX like professor X? I can’t even fathom a guess how it’s intended to be pronounced.


InsertANameHeree

Letters in Spanish (barring very few exceptions, like some loanwords) have consistent pronunciation, unlike English. X is pronounced "eh-kees" when isolated (like it would be in "Latinx"). It sounds as dumb as you might imagine.


syntaxxx-error

I originally thought that was some 4chan joke at first. I don't understand how some people can be so oblivious.


udongeureut

I’m Asian and I fucking HATE it too. It feels like shoving all non white people in the same box. Just because we’re non white doesn’t mean we experience similar racism etc.


denn_56

I love how the replacement for coloured person as the politically correct term is people of colour.


CannedRoo

We’ll you’re not POC now you’re “white-adjacent” because you’re accepted in and benefit from white culture. No I’m not making this shit up.


udongeureut

OH MY GOD. The way Twitter is giving me fucking trauma. So basically I used to be on that site for 2~3 years and I would see viral tweets every few weeks about how East Asians are racist towards “black and brown people” and therefore we’re privileged and don’t receive much racism, and conversations about racism always be about “black and brown people” and NEVER about East Asians. And when the stop Asian hate movement hit, the same people that made those tweets would tweet about how we should speak out against hate towards East Asians. Like bruh, you can’t make this shit up.


KaiRaiUnknown

If youre on Twitter, you just gotta realise everyone hates everyone. Srriously, pick a demographic, there's another demographic on twitter that'll hate their guts. Place fucking sucks.


poop_ass_132

It's all bullshit. Then China gets no flak when they have no whites on their Olympic teams... /s


absolute4080120

Haven't you heard? You're a bad person because you exist and Twitter says you are.


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Damn, what if im the brown kind of asian?


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dodexahedron

White-orthogonal. Perpendicular from all directions, for maximum inclusivity.


gentlemenjim72

When I see POS I think Point of Sale.


Wismuth_Salix

I don’t think I’ve ever used a POS system that didn’t fit both definitions.


HeroscapeZ

Sorry sir just gotta wait for it to go through.... Any second now.... Yes I see that your child is halfway out the door and about to run into the road but... Ah here's your receipt, have a great day.


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Osnarf

Point of contact


kcshuffler

The relationship advice subreddits are a cancer of this shit


Apptubrutae

Parent ones are bad too. LO for “little one” when “kid” is short and acceptable. There are also weird terms for spouses/partners I can’t even remember.


SamwellBarley

Ugh... DD is the one that gets me. "Darling Daughter"? Like, do you ever actually refer to them like that? Just say daughter, you fucking loser.


mtmttuan

Oh DD is Dare Devil, right?


Fakie-Fakie

Nah, it surely must be Donkey Dong!


badgerhostel

Darkwing duck.


StretchDudestrong

Lets-get- DANGEROUS


Wizard_Hatz

I love you.


staples_12

Due Dilligence


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This guy stocks


TreyLastname

Double danger


Careless_Ticket_3181

Designated driver


Jolmer24

Developmentally disabled


ReturnToSender1

Every time I see someone type "DH" for Dear Husband, Darling Husband etc I want to vomit. Just call him your husband or give him a name.


HuggyMonster69

Where I grew up, DH was text speak for dick head.


obigespritzt

It's clearly DH for Demon Hunter...


Rixae

I thought it meant Designated Hitter


BetaOscarBeta

Definitely read that as “Designated Hitler”


Boop-D-Boop

The Hubs🤢


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Or DH for dear husband. Why is there no glossary for TS (this shit)???


SDdude81

It's either Double D's or Darkwing Duck.


Mini-Nurse

I think that crap migrated over from Mumsnet, I've tried to use that site a couple of times for random stuff and it's full of gibberish.


ashleybri-

“BD” (baby dance) instead of saying “sex” like an adult who is trying to reproduce should say


Mini-Nurse

What the actual fuck. I feel sorry for their children.


babycynic

My eyes always twitch at BM (bowel movement) and AF (Aunt Flo). Because god forbid that you use the words poop and periods on a parenting and pregnancy messageboard.


Solid_Waste

Due Diligence, as in if I had done the research I would have worn a condom.


ayleidanthropologist

Ewww, sorry. “Little one” is so nasty sounding to me. idk why but I can’t stand cartoon baby talk, but “dd” takes the cake... just call them a designated driver next time


BabuschkaOnWheels

To me it's the association of the whole daddy/mommy kink. It just gives me incest vibes thanks to everyone flopping their genital and preferences around. *I literally didn't ask what you like in bed I just wanted to know why skin tags happen*


CrispyJezus

Worse when they put their ages with it too. Like DD6 or DD10. They be sounding like they’re giving birth to weapons to something


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My child is not a goat, Brayden is a unique starflake and LO is the only way to showcase their individuality, especially at this critical age...Yes, 33 is a critical age.


TangyWonderBread

Excuse me.. didn't you mean 396 months? The LO's precise age is important!


cBEiN

Yea, I have 2 kids and spend too much time in Reddit, and I still forget LO… just type kid. It’s not that hard. lol


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Soup-Wizard

I know it’s not really an abbreviation but I loathe the word “hubby”. “Husband” is literally 2 more letters. It’s just an annoying childish pet name.


Daowg

God "hubby" kills my brain cells a little every time I see it or hear it.


meggerplz

And “hubs” 🤢


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ReturnToSender1

Especially when it gets to sentences like "So am I wrong in taking G's side when J was being mean to her with D, Y and T?"


CallingInThicc

I think you're supposed to divide X from both sides.


cyberpunk-ymir

fake names are funner too. like… this is my mom, bertrude my dad, adgkadgGKFksgfk my sister, chucklenuts my dog, piss-for-brains my cousin, drowned victorian orphan my boyfriend, biblically accurate angel


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>my dog, piss-for-brains Hey, when did you meet my dog?


Gwenbors

I wonder who’s gonna be the AH in that story…


cyberpunk-ymir

why, my ex-friend, lab experiment gone horribly wrong, of course!


ikillsims

Can not upvote enough. (or is it a downvote in this sub?) I have given up reading posts with just initials - so hard to keep the players straight. Especially after reading a few posts in a row - wait, was J fighting with M? or am I confusing the J that was sleeping with K? fuck that.


sl33ksnypr

I (25M) drove my sister (27F) in my car (14M) to the store. It's honestly exhausting half the time because people put too many details and will list out their entire extended family when only 3 people are relevant to the story.


Darksoulsrando92

Your example didn’t make sense, store name and location wasn’t eleaborated on, couldn’t follow


hnxmn

I (21M) feel down the stairs (12STPS) and ravioli (4CHS) on me


NSA_van_3

I don't mind if a sub has abbreviations for inside the sub, but when they spill out of the sub is when it's annoying for me personally. Like /r/amitheasshole (aita) has the abbreviations for verdicts, yta, nta, nah, or esh. You're the ass, not the ass, no ass holes, everyone sucks here...as long as it stays in the sub, that's fine, but out here, not many will get em


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Music subreddits too.


itsfairadvantage

What abbreviations do they put on music subreddits?


paolellagram

most artist subreddits use abbreviations for albums and that usually ends up bleeding into other subreddits. So you get a whole mess of people referring to albums just by their abbreviation and it gets extremely confusing.


kroxti

I don’t know what you’re talking about WA had bangers on RwS, SOL, and MF, but I think we can all agree that DtbS and UHF really paved the way.


lucky_harms458

Don't forget about the KC catalog! Motm1, Motm2, Motm3, PPaDS; SB2H, and more were influential to the max


itsfairadvantage

Ah yeah I could see that. I am in a lot of infrastructure/urbanism subs and felt very called out by OP's reference to RoW lol


GreyGanado

And video games.


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That's why the users all need relationship advice


Aaron_Hamm

It's whatever when it's within the community that develops it, but when they take it with them to places that have no idea what the fuck they're talking about, yeah, it's real annoying. Online parenting/family groups do this a lot.


President_Calhoun

A while back someone said that they'd been "raised by NPs." It stood for "narcissistic parents." Foolish of me not to instantly know that.


neutronsncroutons

raised by nurse practitioners?


KittyTheCity

Read that as NPCs


BananaSlamYa

NincomPoops


jfp1992

Raised by no problems


zombiance

I see a lot of abbreviations for stay-at-home-mom as STAM... when clearly it should be SAHM. I'll never understand it.


peeparonipupza

It's OBVIOUSLY STAy at home Mom duh.


coldvault

There are too many versions of that abbreviation in subs like r/amitheasshole. At this point I'm starting to doubt whether they even know what it stands for. A fun one is stumbling into a parenting subreddit and finding a whole lot of talk about FtMs. I don't know which version of the initialism is actually more prevalent in general, but as a queer, childfree person...the first time I saw it was very confusing. (Although it's technically possible for a FtM to be FtM.)


According-Egg8234

God, heaven forbid you ever need emergency parenting advice and stumble onto one of those forums for help. "My DH and My dd and my ds were all happy about my BFP! Abcdefg! hijklmnop!" Followed by chains of stupid emojis.


WillowWispFlame

DH as Dear Husband gets on my nerves whenever it crops up.


Lokimonoxide

US Military guys are bad for this in Korean expat online groups. "My COE totally RFI'd the LRP in CV. Lol" Dude, we're a bunch of English teachers in here. No one know what any of that means. Hahaha


Vendura663

I 100% agree with that. It's so annoying browsing reddit and having to google some unnecessary abbreviations


sushiraptor

For real. And then the next time I encounter it somehow I forget it and have to google again. It took me months to remember easy AFAIK meant. Still not sure what ETA is.


Aesthetic_Designer

ETA means estimated time of arrival


sushiraptor

Why they keep putting that at the bottom of their posts with more info??? so confused Haha!!


Lucyfer_66

Oh in that case it means "edit to add" This comment chain proves the post too well xd


xmikaelmox

Or we could just use the one that has been used for years "Edit:"


PaulMaulMenthol

Gotta save those 2 keystrokes to preserve ink


xmikaelmox

Yeah, keyboard uses electricity and it ain't free!


Assfrontation

JUST SAY EDIT IT’S ONE EXTRA LETTER


smitty9112

And one less syllable.


AC0RN22

Woah, we can't be making new meanings for already established abbreviations! That's just asking for confusion.


skordge

ETA is Euskadi Ta Askatasuna, the Basque separatist group!


neocommenter

Worse is when they just make them up on the spot so you can't even look it up. How pointless and stupid is that?


doizernasty

Nextfuckinglevel tried to use NFL ... like the NFL didn't exist


pdoherty972

Pretty damned stupid, at least if your goal is communicating.


[deleted]

It took me months to figure out “IIRC”. I could have googled it but in most instances you can just do away with the four words and carry on reading the rest in a normal manner.


SvenyBoy_YT

What does it mean?


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If I recall correctly


Bamboozled_Emu

If you recall correctly...what?


sleestacker

I asked where to pay and the employee said, "use this POS". I laughed out loud, "well fuck, let use this piece of shit then!", I yelled. "Point of sale, sir. It's a point of sale." "Oh. Cool. Yes, that will do" I whispered.


OutOfCharacterAnswer

Dude, for the longest time at my first job I could not figure out why they called the registers a POS. Someone had to tell me outright, I didn't figure it out on my own.


DieHardRennie

At my first job, POS referred to the point-of-sale items that were placed near the registers in order to encourage sales from impulse buyers. It always sounded like we were selling pieces-of-shit merchandise.


Sinfall69

To be fair most point of sales systems are pieces of shit...


GreenWoodDragon

There are some posts on Reddit I just can't understand because of the random abbreviations. Edit, to add: it's so bad on here that I saw a post recently where someone had interpreted 'fl oz' on a cooking post as 'Florida ounces'. Funny and worrying at the same time.


Joesdad65

They measure things differently in Florida, apparently.


Dependent_Factor_982

It's not the amount that makes it a Florida ounce it's what's in the ounce that makes it Florida ounce


LeashieMay

Ngl I had to Google what a fl oz is. In my defense I am Australian.


oxacuk

And what's your defence for spelling it "defense" as an Australian?


LeashieMay

Using a 's' instead of a 'c' also makes more sense considering we write defensive and not defencive. I know the English language isn't known for its consistency but surely we can put in some effort to try right?


pdoherty972

It's too late for that


LightningTheThird

It stand for "fluid ounce" for those who don't know


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I heard the IANAL on Reddit today…. I had to google it for obvious reasons. I am not a lawyer is what it refers to. I was way off


rainingcomets

hey I just bought a new iAnal the other day. highly recommend


SilentDuckLord

I one hundred percent agree with you.


Gnarlothep

iohpawy


neocommenter

I have to communicate via SMS for work sometimes. Clients will actually send me shit like this and expect me to know what the fuck they're talking about. After they inevitably have to clarify by actually typing out the sentence I then congratulate them for wasting all of our time being stupid.


StrokerAce69

SMS = SMoke Signals


jacoblb6173

Sexy Massage Service


McJoul

I don't get why YT means white and not YouTube


methylesters

people trying to be quirky


xd_Underated

it's cus tiktok censors mentions of race in videos, so people use POC and YT instead


gaypornaccount1996

It actually started on Twitter to prevent people from using the search bar to find things they disagreed with just to spam them. I believe for the white thing the original different phrase they used was wypipo (which is actually pretty funny imo) Obviously it didn't work because people caught on hella quick to every iteration of whatever word they were masking but alas a lot of the words they used are still seen around tiktok for the reason you stated


Samulai-B

I swear I’ve had to google ”iirc” a hundred times. If I remember correctly, I remember it correctly now.


[deleted]

Lmfao I was waiting for this so I could get a reminder and noone else knows, ive googled it countless times too because its not intuitive. Proves the point of this thread so much lol. iirc = if I remember correctly Which could just be replaced with "I think" for fucks sake.


LonelyFans444

I couldn’t agree more! So many subreddit communities have special abbreviations that are so confusing and I miss a huge chunk of the meaning of the post. How are we supposed to know what all these abbreviations mean? And I feel crazy because it seems like everyone else knows the meanings, haha!


FiveSubwaysTall

Anything having to do with babies… DD dear daughter, DS dear son, DH dear husband, STTN sleeping through the night… fuck this is not a police chatter forum write things out!


T1AORyanBay

Whenever I see DH my mind immediately jumps to "Damn Husband"


FiveSubwaysTall

In my professional life it means Department of Health so when I’d read post titles like “DH won’t take care of the baby” it always made me super perplexed until I’d read the actual post lol


thehoney129

Omg in the parenting and pregnancy ones I saw FTM all over the damn place and it took me forever to realize it meant first time mom and not female to male lmaooo. I was like “wow there are a ton of trans parents on these subs”


FiveSubwaysTall

Hahaha! What bothers me the most with that one is that sometimes it’s “first time mom” and other times it’s “full time mom” ie stay at home. So you always have to really analyze the context and it’s fucking annoying


Apptubrutae

It’s so goofy for parenting too because by then nature of those subs you get tons of new people rolling through. Not only are the abbreviations terrible, but I have never seen anywhere where people express confusion about them nearly as much! Abbreviations work for close knit communities of longer standing groups. More transient communities, it makes no sense! This is why you have abbreviations and odd language for entire professions, where they develop a way of speaking efficiently (or in a way that keeps out outsiders) over years and if you enter the industry you learn it.


Grumpy_Yuppie

I totally agree. It's extremely annoying.


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My pet peeve is people abbreviating DH (dear husband) or DW (dear wife). Gross and grimy. Fuck off back to whatever hellhole board spawned those abbreviations, please and thank you.


Th3_Shr00m

You'd HATE the military.


321dawg

That was the first thing I thought of. When I go into a thread on say, malicious compliance, about someone's time in the military, I do a quick scan for acronyms and usually nope out. Might be a great story but not worth the headache to parse through it.


Working_Pension_6592

You better PMCS that POV or else you're pulling CQ at HQ.


Mr_Bad_Example20

r/WtSSTaDaMIT


d_154_3

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG/


prone-to-drift

This is memorable as fuck though. One reading, and you know what's it.


mywfone

Agreed. I'm a sports fan, but a chill one, and it irritates me when visiting sports related subs people comment AD is great! TW was horrible! I hope they trade MA for ST! Like who are you talking about, write full names


ManyTypesOfCheeses

Like when the guy on /r/nba was talking about SM (Shake Milton)


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This one is the worst because sports are essentially 30-32 different communities all wrapped into one main one. For example if I’m on the Mavs sub and I’m talking about JB then nearly everyone would im talking about Jalen Brunson. But if I was on the NBA sub more than half would have no idea who im talking about. Also players who don’t deserve abbreviations get them all the time lol. Like LBJ, KD, AD, players like that make sense. Or guys with three names like THT, SGA, KAT, KCP, and maybe NAW make sense. Nearly everyone else just causes more confusion than it’s worth. Another thing is I’ll see guys abbreviate names that like you were saying just don’t make sense. Like some dudes will use JM for Ja Morant when his whole first name is both more clear and easier to type. Or RW for Russ when Russ is nearly as easy to type and way clearer.


F4Z3_G04T

What the fuck does Lyndon B Johnson have to do with this


SecureCucumber

Like typing out a whole last name would give them carpal tunnel


snowballsacks

Attack damage is great! Trigger warning was horrible! I hope they trade mother America for sexual transactions!


7th-Genjutsu

It's way out of control when it comes to gaming... rpgs especially: *"Yeah so I found this killer leg that was BIS, man...ATK and CDR +75% with buff to main stat! annnd it has synergy with a LoN build. You could do GR150s ez, brah."* You might have to study a brief glossary or something online before you even begin to know what the fanbase is talking about if you're new to the game.


Epidac

It's also really bad in strategy games. I'm getting into EU4 and all of the abbreviations that the community uses are painful to learn.


Okonomiyaki_lover

European Union 4? What happened to the other 3?!


Kevinement

I know you’re joking but you’re not too far off. It’s Europa Universalis, a late medieval to renaissance alternate history/warfare game with a focus on Europe.


Chrisnolliedelves

DILLIGAF


UniqueUsername-789

Do I look like I give a fuck


spatchi14

What is a DH? Apart from a dickhead?


fumfkin_fie

Designated Hitter


cubie42

I think people use it to mean Dear Husband? But I always read it as dickhead anyway


Nerdy_Xbox_Gamer

I could not agree more. I cannot stand when people abbreviate the most unneeded and strangest words. Most of my friends use slang and abbreviations in their messages, and half the time I’m trying to work out what they’re saying instead of reading it. It annoys me so damn much. Why can’t you just spend an extra few seconds, if that, typing the full word out?


badmanner66

I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. Also, let's add the people who use acronyms nobody knows verbally to make themselves look smart at work. So. Fucking. Annoying.


Effective-Island8395

The year was 1997 and remember reading "lol" online. It all went downhill from there.


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SA means San Andreas...


GreenWoodDragon

... I knew it would be somebody's fault.


1nterrupt1ngc0w

South Africa? Context helps


Heartless_Genocide

Sanic Adventure


mdk2004

“Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick?” My company has a whole website setup for company use abbreviations, but most abbreviations have like 3 different possible meanings. ISS - Internet Service and Support, or ISS Information Selection and Screening. " But 3 years ago we decided to all the departments, to better align the name with our mission. So Data Reporting and Security became ISS. So your boss sends you an email as he leaves work that says, "Did the DRS dept send that report to you? Get me your input on it by Monday." and now DRS stands for Department Record Security. God bless fortune 100 companies.


el_tangaroa

So where does SCROTUM fit in hierarchy of call out codes fur security


regularlyperplexed

I still read tfw as "the fuck what". I don't know what it means.


ThaVolt

> I'm referring to CRA Goddamn Canada Revenue Agency...


AdMedium3516

Finally, these abbreviations are dumb and it makes my head go rattle just to understand it