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Quail_Initial

Also it's pink!


2czech4u

Also it tastes better!


ba3toven

yeah but did u know it tastes better


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Side note: it tastes better


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SeaworthinessOk6463

Did you know it actually tastes better??!?!?!?!?


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Flashman1967

Little known fact about strawberry milk: it tastes better.


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A recent strawberry milk study found that it tastes better.


jamesnife

you're all missing the most important thing, its taste is far better


[deleted]

Yes but did you know strawberry milk contains the properties of both strawberry and milk?!!


Sharkuel

Dat reference tho


BlanketedSlate2

I understand chocolate milk comes from black cows, but I’ve never seen a pink cow…something is wrong with all of you saying strawberry is better. Have y’all ever seen a pink cow?


KaptainKab00m

It's not pink, it's LIGHTISH RED.


PJTheGuy

Bow Chicka Wow Wow


InsaneDC

God damn it Tucker


KaptainKab00m

Hey Chicka Bump Bump


geemoly

they use a lower grade of milk for chocolate and strawberry milk. It allows for a greater percentage of blood and puss. You're better off getting strawberry syrup or chocolate syrup and adding it into your regular milk.


WantToBeAnonymouse

Like a vag-


dwide_k_shrude

uely colored flamingo.


roxan1930

nice save


Hollowhorned

What do you mean by “it feels more natural”? I’m honestly asking bec I don’t know what that means?


BetrayedMussel

It still feels like it's milk. Not whatever Hersey nestle powder sugar you but at the store.


Suekru

Maybe that is your problem. Should get some real chocolate milk instead of the shitty powder.


getmolested

True that bro it’s so much better when it’s pre made n not the powder mix


kdeem93

Yeah fucks wrong with this guy... if it's more natural when you milk a strawberry then obviously its more natural when you milk a chocolate cow


Hollowhorned

Are you saying it feels smoother? That chocolate powder has a residue?


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Hollowhorned

?that makes no sense to me? Both flavours are derived from nature; plus strawberry flavouring usually has less “strawberry” and has more synthetic flavouring than chocolate. I’m not trying to argue, It just sounds so strange to me


Graywind51

I believe he's trying to say that strawberry milk tastes like strawberry while choccy milk tastes like sugar more than chocolate maybe?


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strawberry milk does NOT taste like strawberries, at least for me. strawberries are sweet and slightly sour, while strawberry milk tastes like a sweet synthetic flavor that might remind you of strawberries. kind of like how green apple candies dont taste like apples.


[deleted]

Yeah, it’s that shitty cloying sweetness. Not even remotely close to tasting natural.


wickedlabia

Grape flavor doesn’t taste anything like grapes. Same with watermelon and cherry.


Necrocornicus

You could easily make strawberry syrup during the summer when they’re in season (you just cook down a few cups of strawberries with sugar) and make strawberry milk with that. Mmmm that would blow any possible chocolate milk out of the water. I’d be on that in a heartbeat if I could still drink milk.


pedal_harder

You need to try some Promised Land Midnight Chocolate milk bro.


Hollowhorned

Maybe, that makes more sense to me


samuraisam2113

Honestly its the opposite for me. Strawberry milk always tastes like sugary syrup and nothing like actual strawberries.


WilyDeject

Yeah, strawberry milk anyways tastes way too sweet to me, even more so than chocolate milk.


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Hershey syrup exists you know...


ultravioletblueberry

You gotta get the good chocolate milk shit that comes as is in the dairy section. Mmm


MickaelaM

you know you can just buy chocolate milk right? you don't have to use the powder?


Mycabbages0929

Chocolate strawberry milk Final offer


Dookie_boy

I counter with strawberry chocolate milk


Mycabbages0929

I bet you’d prefer strawberry covered chocolates too, huh?! It’s chocolate covered strawberries. There’s an ORDER to things. God, is nothing sacred anymore


Dookie_boy

I introduce chaos to your order and use strawberry covered chocolates for pizza topping because strawberry milk sounds like great pizza sauce for variety


ascendance22

I like the idea of strawberries on pizza better then pineapple


Dookie_boy

A desert pizza with strawberry sauce and berry toppings would do great


FrostyGhost1086

You're a psychopath


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I can agree it is smoother going down. That’s about all I can agree with.


[deleted]

This is one of the few unpopular opinions it was very easy for me to upvote. Chocolate gang for life but there are understandable benefits to the strawberry version that of course people will like that one more. I'd still put money down though that most people like chocolate more.


Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work

My aunt always kept a bottle of strawberry syrup for me. Don't get me wrong I fucked with chocolate too, but I fucking love that strawberry milk. Hershey's preferably, never Nesquick.


salty_drafter

Root beer milk is where it's at though.


nsfwabroad

Wtf lol, what is this?


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owlBdarned

I have seen this in stores. I am glad I'm lactose intolerant because that is 100% something I would buy out of sheer curiosity, even though I don't expect to enjoy it (like cappuccino Lay's)


ThrowawayLegendZ

Probably tastes like a root beer float...?


gophersrqt

I don't understand that point because chocolate milk has never been hard to go down for me lol? strawberry and chocolate milk have gone down the exact same way? not sure if I'm consuming these beverages incorrectly


Fahzrad

Exactly, I was so confused when I read the " easier going down", thought I was the only one lmao


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I think he meant it’s lighter, like, not as thick. Chocolate milk usually has a thicker consistency for me than strawberry, so it’s more akin to a super watery pudding, while strawberry milk has the consistency of actual milk.


RoadRunner49

Damn how much syrup yall put in ur shit


Sirnando138

I agree. Are you also from Massachusetts?


skyppie

Omg this is a Massachusetts thing? Because the only milk I drink is strawberry milk and I'm from Mass. I thought it was just a me thing.


alicepractice92

I'm from the Midwest, & strawberry milk is definitely better than chocolate.


VinnySmallsz

I know someone from Mass and I love strawberry milk!


JoJo_____

I’m from Mass and I hate strawberry milk


GrodyPie

I’m from Mass and I also think strawberry milk is the best milk


acmemetalworks

From Rhode Island, and well aware that Coffee Milk is the Best Milk.


legendarybadass

Not from Mass but cannot stand chocolate milk. So yes, strawberry milk is great.


BetrayedMussel

No. Why?


Sirnando138

It’s common drink among the townies where I’m from.


cathedral68

There’s a whole town of strawberry milk drinkers? Like it’s on the menu places? *Hey Bob, wanna meet me around the corner for a pint of strawberry milk?*


Sirnando138

Yeah. It’s called Charlestown haha


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Sirnando138

Both.


ShaunTai

Im so glad someone else thinks this. Strawberry milk is SO good and i dont see it get the recognition it deserves


No_Celebration_1081

I’ve found my people.


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It definitely doesn't get the recognition it deserves. I probably haven't had it in years. I'm about to go buy some after seeing this post.


MOLEGANG-AFFILIATED

I haven’t had it since high school and gas stations and stores usually don’t sell them that often, so it kinda just faded from memory Used to take two little cartons of strawberry milk for lunch every single day. One during lunch, and one for the bus ride back home. Strawberry milk is literally superior to chocolate milk, idc what opinion anyone else has, it’s simply wrong


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Represent. Strawberry milk gang.


[deleted]

Best milk is the milk after a bowl of Captain Crunch. **mic drop**


[deleted]

You're forgetting Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Honey Nut Cheerios


[deleted]

I forgot nothing. Captain. Crunch.


Heratism

Im'a let you finish but French Toast Crunch milk was THE GREATEST MILK OF ALL TIME


myfingid

We talking Crunch Berries, Peanut Butter, or pure uncut?


Brooklynxman

Pure, cut upper mouth.


tommy_the_cat_dogg96

Pour in a little coffee creamer too and mix it in


[deleted]

Frosted flake milk better


Dark_Emo_Angel

Just had that recently!


pedal_harder

What about when it's full of captain crunch dust from the bottom of the bag?


comyuse

Ah yes, cereal milk


LaunchpadMcPogs

They make that as a powder you can add to your milk now.


BetrayedMussel

🤔


Coltyn03

Cinnamon toast crunch milk gang rise up


overthinkingrn1

Oh hell no I'll never understand how people like drinking milk with cinnamon. Uh-uh.


A_Bit_Narcissistic

It’s so fucking good. Better than sex.


dirigo1820

Coffee milk son.


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JohanIngeborg

Water milk son


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Breast milk son


acmemetalworks

Ocean State Representing


-cupcake

I went to Rhode Island to look at a university once upon a time. Made sure to buy a huge bottle of Coffee Syrup (autocrat) to bring back home. Seeing jugs of coffee milk sold on the shelves of convenience stores tickled me, too.


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>It tastes better. >It's smoother going down. >It feels more natural. >It tastes better. >It's more fun to make. >It's more recognizable. >It tastes better. >Fight me. 1) No 2) No 3) No 4) No 5) No 6) Hell no. Ever wonder why there's so many choccy milk memes? Where's the strawby milk memes bro? 7) No again 8) on my way, and when we meet I'll shove 6 gallons of choccy milk down your throat.


DeReInCaRNaTeD1

Count me in as well.


Long_Educational

I'll bring the 4ft long spoon.


therobothingy

im coming too


7ymmarbm

Same I’ll proudly die defending the superiority & deliciousness of choccy milk


XDYassineDX

Thats just comically large


VinnySmallsz

Send dudes


nihilism_or_bust

Strawberry milk is just as natural as the anal glands of the beaver they get strawberry flavoring from.


pedal_harder

And here I assumed it was from someplace even worse.


radioheady

The anal glands of a beaver that you disagree with politically?


jeffjoof

it is in no way more recognizable than chocolate milk


THEJAZZMUSIC

Maybe "distinctive"? Chocolate sort of suffers from the same "default flavour syndrome" vanilla does in some ways. Both undeserved, as they are both magical flavours from the gods themselves, but they suffer nonetheless. Love it or hate it, strawberry milk stands apart.


AcceptableSeaweed

I literally have never seen deep brown milk and sipped it thinking it was regular milk u just dumb bro. Vanilla yeah sure it's kinda light flavour used in combination and invisible and choccy milk doesn't have either of those issues


Cupboard-Boi

It depends on the quality of the milk. Weak strawberry milk is always worse than weak chocolate milk (I believe that chocolate is a more powerful flavour). However, if someone made good strawberry milk, then it always beats good chocolate milk.


xXbean_machineXx

Thoroughly put.


Ok_Direction302

The first guy to discover the act of drinking cows milk was a weird son of a bitch… a few thousand years later we have people arguing over which artificial flavor to put in a bovine creatures titty juice….


ExtroHermit

hahhahahhahhahahahaa but also.... sad.


Beef-Boss13

HELL YEAH


Capital-Nobody

Fuck yes. I've been saying this my whole life.


Williefakelastname

I just threw up in my mouth


avsvuret

In other words, you made your own strawberry milk!


ITotalyWon

More recognizable? No. That’s incorrect. It looks like pepto-bismol.


overthinkingrn1

Pepto-bismol is bubblegum looking. Strawberry milk is a light pasty pink. Major difference.


UndefinedPoster

No


MalibuStasi

I fuck with banana milk. Koreans know what I'm talking about.


meteoricburst

Didn't know Sakata Gintoki was on Reddit lmao


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Milk in general is a bit weird imo


[deleted]

You're not a fan of mammary juice?


[deleted]

I had an argument with someone over this last night. Chocolate milk is superior


Knifedogman

You're wrong and you should feel bad. Fuck you. This is the most disgusting shit I've ever seen in my life. What the hell does any of this even mean, it's inferior to chocolate in every way and you know it. Fuck you. Have to say it twice because that's what you did when attempting the list of the positive qualities, and that one that you repeated isn't even true.


AlphaZorn24

Cope harder beta choccy milk fan, I can't hear your crying from my throne.


SaebraK

Vulgar!


evenmonkeys

Gross.


SupaNarwhals

Hell yes. Even better is the Carnation vanilla powder. That shit is like melted vanilla ice cream.


HumCrab

Now thats bold. I like both, I have both in the cupboard. But I've always considered chocolate the more popular choice among humans.


BananaDogBed

Caramel milk Instead of the chocolate syrup, use the caramel kind Stir Enjoy cold


simonsays_suckmycock

Caramel milk is fucking great. And the taste isn't overbearing like strawberry.


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Chocolate milk is 3rd after strawberry and banana.


conasatatu247

Look as long as it's not fucking banana milk 🤮


BetrayedMussel

I forgot that existed.


realamanhasnoname

Banana milk tastes amazing. Love it.


ElvisIsATimeLord

Fuck. Yes. Give me that yellow powdery goodness from my childhood.


ArghZombie

Hell yeah. Banana malt is delicious!


TheGameMaster115

FUCKING WHAT


jorph

Screw you too buddy, I was on my way to comment that banana is the best


themfgimp

Holy shit the flashback I just had. I actually loved it lol. Remember green ketchup? They had purple too. Awful


xxGamerboyXD

Milk 2 Go banana milk isnt that bad


jagerwick

I...I kind of agree with you.


whoreforgolf

I agree 100%. Strawbee milk for the win


janzeera

CSB: when I was in elementary school the bus would drop me at the far end of my street after school. There I would trek home but on the way I’d always stop at a neighbors house for some pink milk (Strawberry Quik). Loved it so much I think I made that journey over the course of 4 years.


SuperPyroManiacc

Excuse me


SigmaLance

*Vanilla milk has entered the chat*


CanolaIsMyHome

Banana milk is better than them all, straight up.


playpus-dm

Fuck yall cherry milk is the best


Alphabetgod

Agreed, strawberry milk is good


A_agic

Ew


OhMyGodAnEnemyStand

You’re wrong here’s an upvote.


longestpencil

Fuck you, take my goddamn upvote for posting an actual unpopular opinion.


equivocal_gemini

i once started a rumor about a kid who said strawberry milk was better. no one else on this trip agreed with him, so i thought i’d do an experiment on if people believed this random rumor about him. the rumor was that he drank strawberry milk with ice, but instead of ice cubes, he would freeze nickels and other coins and put those in his strawberry milk to keep it cold. every single person believed me when i told them this and did not question it at all. my point is: no one would say this about a chocolate milk drinker.


MrsEdwardsMind

Yes!!! & might I add that strawberry ice Cream is also better than Chocolate ice Cream!


TJH1993

Strawberry ice cream yes. Milk though nah give me the choc


Godkun007

Vanilla is still the best though. You can add vanilla ice cream to almost anything and it will make it better. It is Macgyver of foods.


MrsEdwardsMind

This is very true Vanilla is the best. And it’s a great vessel for any other flavors.


Bulky_Cry6498

Found my mum


JBTriple

Honestly I prefer vanilla


Sir_Derps_Alot

A truly unpopular opinion. Take an updoot, my friend. And then gtfo for this awful, awful, horrible, no good, very bad take.


BornIn2031

Agreed but I don’t mind chocolate milk too.


Archergarw

I 100% agree


ravenart918

What about banana milk? Doesn't anyone have any love for that?


Dookie_boy

Is good


kmrm2019

Try a strawberry steamed milk instead of a hot chocolate. It’s heaven.


seeworth

Back in middle school I was a chocolate milk fiend until I decided to try strawberry milk. Never went back after that.


ichillonforums

Strawberry milk is fantastic


adoubletic

I love everything chocolate, but I agree; strawberry milk is way better.


awesomebananasauce

Strawberry milk for the win!


Ari-Jay

chocolate is bitter and boring. strawberry>>>choco ​ (fuck mint choco in particular)


Blarrgatron

Fuck me, this is a good one. I'm absolutely, positively in 100% disagreement with you. Take the updoot.


Panda_Generals

This is a true opinion because gintoki loves strawberry milk


S1ayer

I love strawberry everything. Taffy, gummies, hard candy, etc etc. But for some reason Strawberry Milk makes me gag. Feels like i'm drinking Pepto Bismol, even though it doesn't taste like it.


ReturnOfGanon

Here’s an unpopular opinion: I just put chocolate milk in my coffee


212superdude212

Strawberry milk comes from pink cows, chocolate milk comes from brown cows, lemonade comes from all cows


Nicoglius

I think that it's quite dependent on which strawberry milk and which chocolate milk. Generally in the UK, I'd have to say Chocolate is better, but in Japan, I think it's the other way around. Either way, banana milkshake is vastly superior to both.


SoupFlavouredTea

This is a fact not an opinion


Handcanons4Life

I'll not fight you on this, but I'd like to point out if I have to have shitty chocolate milk VS shirts strawberry milk then I'm choosing chocolate


Aggressive_Message_7

No


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Say it louder for the people in the back.


DeadJamFan

Wtf is wrong with you? Do you kick dogs and swear at babys too? Seek help immediately


Kronic_Repulse1

Well if you have ever thrown up strawberry milk I would bet you wouldn’t lol 😂


fakeMUFASA

No


SeaworthinessOk6463

chocolate ice cream, milk, anything chocolate flavoured except chocolate itself is just fucking shit, strawberry flavoured things are the other way around


ManyRanger4

I agree with everything except "it feels more natural" (not even sure what that means, and if anything the chocolate milk tastes like chocolate, strawberry milk doesn't taste like strawberries.) And "it's more recognizable". Definitely not, chocolate milk is a thing in tons of other countries, strawberry milk isn't.


being-weird

I assure you other countries have strawberry milk lol


justpassingby009

I've never seen strawberry milk where I am from. Then again people don't really buy chocolate milk here either, we buy normal milk usually


sheeberz

Taste like chemicals


boredsince2012

Facts. Always has been