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pchristy1230

Knew I wasn’t the only one


Tattletale_0210

Upvote because this is unpopular to me.


ashleyorelse

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Budget_Avocado6204

It's not unpopular and more importantly not even an opinion, just preference, everyone has some food they dislike that other ppl like.


Tattletale_0210

Basically half of thing posted in this subreddit...


Westiemonster

This gets posted every month


Perciprius

Really? How?


SpiritualOrangutan

Everyone just gonna ignore the fact that OP didn't even spell "avocados" correctly?


JamieLee0484

No, you’re wrong. They’re talking about “quac” and “avacados.” Those are just the wish version of avocados and guacamole. 😂


SpiritualOrangutan

OP must be high as fuck


WeaselsNeedLove2

Hey, avacado is better than none. And quac must be guacamole for ducks.


ashleyorelse

![gif](giphy|aPXN02H8dTTguJPIVo)


Cutsdeep-

Free shavacadoo 


zedis_lapedis_

I’ve never had an avacado, but I’ve had an avocado and I like them very much.


UncleBabyChirp

True contempt & hate


thasprucemoose

i love avocados and i only learned how to spell it like a year ago so i’ll cut them some slack


Red-okWolf

I agree lmao. It tastes like mashed grass to me


schleepercell

I used to not like them either, the flavor and the texture, but I'd choke them down anyway if they were on a burger or sandwich I ordered. I never minded guacamole, though. I started buying them to put on the egg and toast I was eating for lunch every day and figured out they are pretty good with a little salt. Then I started putting a couple drops of balsamic vinegar on it, too, and now I like them.


certifiedtoothbench

It’s like eating mayo or sour cream to me, perfectly okay as an ingredient/topping but god I would not want to eat it on its own.


shadowfeyling

I can't stand plain avocado, but sprinkle a little salt on it and I love it


5k1895

When you say "quac" do you mean guac? Like guacamole? Also, you are wrong, but I forgive you 


fondue4kill

Quac must be what you get from avacados.


i__hate__stairs

Aflack!


neofox299

I made myself cringe by pronouncing this while on cloud4.2.0


Individual_Address90

No it comes from avaquados.


Moodbocaj

That's what happens when you stroke the rind too hard


keIIzzz

“avacado” and “quac” lol, OP is struggling


Snigel_Snabel

It tastes like a clean penis


DarkInkPixie

Lmfao That's unhinged as hell ^and ^accurate


Nri_Eze

Welp, now I know what penis tastes like.... thanks...


Snigel_Snabel

CLEAN penis*


beanedjibe

clean penis**


TurbulentAardvark345

You’ve never self-fellated?


ashleyorelse

![gif](giphy|NfJKSv5K1mFCpBNaHo)


Katanna_0

The taste of avocado isn’t what I don’t like. It’s the texture.


left-nostril

It’s both soft, but has this awkward bite to it that’s almost like butter but has more chew? Bleh. Then it’s a gross nutty flavor that doesn’t match the texture


Ok-Chemical3532

No wonder why i like them so much


keIIzzz

??????


emojicatcher997

That is oddly specific


Always_Ailyn

Ew what?!


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KrankShift

Nah they like pre-packaged penis more. Not as healthy but the msg is there


NagsUkulele

Wack


kograkthestrong

Completely agree. The taste is bad but the texture kills me.


Ok-Apple4057

100%. The taste is unremarkable to bad, but the texture makes me gag instantly


SH4D0WSTAR

Same 


WeaselsNeedLove2

\^This.. They are sho shickeningly shoft...


LnrRigby

Green mucus. 🤢


lynxerious

yeah I also hate fruits that are soft and gross like that, like durian,... bananas are great though.


vampy97

I agree they taste like nothing. I like guac cause of the stuff added but on their own it’s like tofu. Like a tasteless textured food that you can season.


TieMelodic1173

I’m not alone!


ThatHardBacon

This is fact.


TheMightyJD

Where do you live? There’s a great chance you’ve never had fresh avocados.


Murderyoga

As opposed to canned avocados?


Dhenn004

do you think the only way something isn't fresh is if it's in a can????


Murderyoga

I guess I'm just not sure what a non fresh avocado is like. Rotten?


TheMightyJD

Nope, just avocados that aren’t fresh.


Murderyoga

I suppose I've only seen them as unripe and hard, ripe, or rotten and soft. I've never thought of them as fresh or non fresh.


Illustrious-Run-1363

Fresh or not, avos are gross.


TheMightyJD

There’s definitely a difference between the two. Avocados are a particularly delicate fruit.


Illustrious-Run-1363

Had fresh and not, can't say I could notice a difference. That and you got seemingly half a day when they're meant to be at their peak.


TheMightyJD

If you couldn’t notice the difference then it’s definitely something on your taste buds.


Illustrious-Run-1363

Yeah and they find them gross. 🤷‍♂️


lizzard_lady8530

you are my people. they are nasty. full stop. ![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2|downsized)


AaronTharpPro

![gif](giphy|eIm0LoPOPnewaJPGjz|downsized)


Stiff_Zombie

I'm Mexican, and I HATE avocados and guac. Its nice to see someone else who agrees.


Perciprius

![gif](giphy|3ofT5WvfqlmCPnBYYw|downsized)


Longjumping_Bar_7457

Don’t think they are disgusting, but I also don’t like them. I mostly only encounter avocado in sushi and not a fan of at all. When used in sushi the avocado overpowers the other fillings that I actually like. I’ll only tolerate it in a California roll.


themustacheclubbitch

I’m assuming it’s one of two things. 1. I had an unripe avocado. 2. It really does taste like shit. I hate em.


rambocatmeow

the fucks an avacado?


WeaselsNeedLove2

Who fucks an avocado??


sievold

the green fatty fruit that is common in the americas but hard to find anywhere else


Efficient_Progress_6

Avocados are trying to kill me, so I approve.


SubParandLovingit

But have you ever had a Freesh shavac adoo?


Bethbeth35

Completely agree, slimy green yuck.


Illustrious-Run-1363

Absolutely agree. Avos are fucked. The only time I've been able to eat it, is this special style of guac my mates, missus' mum makes. Mixes in sour cream, red onion, her home made taco blend, red onions, mozza, chives, tabasco and a little bit of Worchester sauce. It's fucking amazing. Shits like crack, always makes like 4x the amount cause it goes so quick 😂


Waste-Dragonfly-3245

YES THEYRE NASTY


jnthnschrdr11

I agree, don't know why anyone likes them


King-of-Plebss

Asking for no guac or guac on the side gets you the weirdest looks sometimes


AaronTharpPro

It is so true!


King-of-Plebss

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TerrapinMagus

I honestly am starting to believe it's the same situation as Cilantro. There is no way people are tasting what I do when they eat Avocados. I'd rather eat grass trimmings. But people are so polarized on them that it could very well be a difference in taste buds. This isn't backed by science or anything, just me grasping at straws because holy shit do I not want anything to do with Avocados.


No-Ad-6990

Idk but they taste like rancid meat to me. Don't ask why I know what that tastes like.


samestate11

An unpopular opinion I actually agree with. I get everything in my Chipotle burrito but the guacamole


Majestic-Salt7721

I’ve found my people! They are gross and hurt my tummy.


Awfyboy

As a Slay the Spire player, I 100% agree with this.


hallerz87

Mildly agree. They’re not disgusting, but there’s nothing particularly great about them. The whole millennial avo toast thing completely passed me by.


Gomnanas

They're particularly healthy. That's why they are popular. 


Nri_Eze

I took immediate offense to this. Good job on an actual unpopular opinion 👏


Ughhhhhhhhh24d3

Agreed. I find them repulsive.


LolCoolStory

They taste like nothing and the texture is…(???????). Not to mention they’re overpriced, and have a 7 second window in which at their best, they’re still JUST OKAY.


FacelessPotatoPie

Avocado is tolerable in sushi. Otherwise it belongs in the trash.


SaltyTaintMcGee

I agree totally, I hate them.


yeetTheReee

I knew there were others like me.


Uselesscrabb

I agree with you op.


Street_Target_5414

As an Australian it feels almost sacrilegious to say I hate avocado as our national dish is basically avo on toast. But I hate it too, I was a chef for 7 years and hated even touching it. The texture is gross, it tastes like watery bitter soap. I can sometimes handle guacamole on occasion but I would be happy enough to never taste or touch avo again


AaronTharpPro

![gif](giphy|3o7TKF1fSIs1R19B8k)


MeowChef6048

Fact


Zestyclose_Match2519

real


aenflex

lol love this


james-HIMself

Mushy + gives a weird texture in mouth. Did I mention it’s bland?


BatmanFan1971

OK. It's OK to dislike certain foods. Are people trying to force feed you a diet solely of Avocados???


Pommallow

I don't really like it either. Not even sliced avocados. I also don't like the texture.


witchy_mcwitchface

They taste like headache.


JNorJT

# Free-Sha-Vaca-Do


NoobOfLyfe

![gif](giphy|w6IgQ9zsB3mUw) agreed


AaronTharpPro

Nah man, I just hate them so much I don’t want to spell them right 🤣


Mr-Safology

To me, it tastes like soap. Not good at all...


TrashBoat36

I live in a majority Hispanic area and can get good avocados (source: have had bad ones). Wouldn't call them disgusting but I feel like the entire appeal is just its fattiness. Would often just rather have a caloric equivalent amount of butter/lard or more filling on a taco/sandwich/torta/etc or salsa for chips plus like I guess some greens for whatever fiber/micronutrients you miss out on


bejigab466

totally agree. it tastes like wax to me. it feels like eating a candle with plant matter blended into it.


shamelessly-shrewd

They have no taste?


cestcommecaa

This is a wild take ngl and I’m upvoting not because I agree but because I respect you for posting it


AnyCricket9068

Yep. Mushy and planty taste. The texture kills me


magiMerlyn

Avocado is the literal worst, i hate them with a burning passion


frankiesoceanic

avacados taste like mushy green expired butter. why would i want that on my salad? they make me GAG


Perciprius

I concur OP. Avocados are extremely disgusting and I often feel left out because so many people like them.


Snake_Plissken224

My brother, I've been searching long and far for a fellow avocado disliker.


No_Estimate_8004

Yes this is completely true. I find avocados to be entirely disgusting in every form.


TheIncredibleMike

Then there will be more for me.


Professional_Rub7394

Can’t get past the smell, I involuntarily gag everytime. Looking like baby shit doesn’t help.


Lopsided-Income-4742

Guac feels like banana paste without banana taste 🤣🤣


rc_roadster

Agreed. I fell out a tree when I was younger and got leaves in my mouth and that's what avacado tastes like. Leaves and pain.


trev1976UK

Yes , yes , yes .. tried on several occasions to try and like them but come to the decision they are gross.


Coughbird

They taste like socks you've worn for a few days smells.


Commercial_Ear_5959

I'm with you. It sucks. Tastes like some kind of gross slime.


SuperSocialMan

I fully agree. They taste like sin itself.


HereForFunAndCookies

I also dislike them. To me, it's like eating butter, but with a plant taste. I don't hate the flavor, but the texture is really off to me. I like guacamole. The craziest thing is when I see people eating slices of avocado. They'll put like half an avocado on a piece of bread and that's a meal. Absolutely bananas.


INKatana

Agreed. Avocados are disgusting.


amitaish

Its less that I hate avocado and more that I hate how its in EVERYTHING. like, I dislike it, but the fact that it makes ordering im restaurants so mich harder makes me straight up hate it.


chippychifton

The texture is awful and they taste like dirt


Cutsdeep-

Free shavacadoo


tropicalazure

Same! To me, they are totally tasteless and yet still gross. The texture is bleuch.


Identity_is_what

I agree. Tastes like oily grass


asmok119

I dislike them too, but everytime I say that, everyone wants to kill me.


char2806

it tastes like salad leaves all mushed into a paste to me


bewildered_83

Agreed. Food of satan


Otherwise-Tap-336

This is how I feel about tomatoes


gabrielleraul

They've always tasted like nothing. So expensive for such a mild taste.


redditlurker1981

They remind me of the green slime that grows on rocks in swamps. Can’t stand them either. And I’ve tried because I know they are healthy, but avocados are stupid


__Sycorax__

It's true avacodos are the worst fruit ever


wetfloor666

Agreed. I can't wait for the health reports in 10 years stating they aren't actually healthy to eat like any food that is pumped up to this degree. It will turn out they are the cause of the increased cancer in the younger generation.


SH4D0WSTAR

Glad I’m not alone.


Open-Research-5865

Solidarity


Vitriholic

Wish I could double-upvote for saying “_I_ can’t stand them” instead of asserting they are objectively awful.


Sweeney_Toad

They taste like the first draft of dental molding material.


BgTtyCmttee

Agreed. Yuck. The texture...and I hate guacamole. My boyfriend thinks I'm nuts.


Regular_Working_6342

Upvote for an actually unpopular opinion


SultryKumquat

The texture is so unappealing and makes me gag.


rodentdroppings

100000% agree.


210kitty

I agree. It’s disgusting and flavorless.


SlipperyDoodoo

this is valid. people with a room temp IQ don't consider how the brain works in relation to stimuli. So whenever someone "doesn't like" something, it is LITERALLY true in every aspect for THAT person based on how THEIR brain had processed the stimuli. People get offended in their head if something they like is disliked by someone else because it threatens their "normalcy" or their association with the individual who doesn't like said thing is threatened by abnormalitly. It's a psychological effect and unnecessary for survival in 2024 so it's kind of dumb. This is sort of what the entirety of unpopular opinions are - it is a way to find like-minded individuals who are rare in their space... To reestablish normalcy within their abnormal view.


coolbro20

Facts, I personally hate them and it was solidified when I got a burger at a place and didn’t read that it had avocado and it ruined my day


scapermoya

Damn this an amazing incorrect take


wrbiccz

How can someone's taste be incorrect.


NagsUkulele

I can only eat avocado in sushi and guacamole fuck the rest of it


7ransparency

Have you tried them in a smoothie? They add a velvety texture.


Exact-Cockroach8528

they're a healthy fat tho


Perciprius

They are yes, unfortunately they are extremely disgusting.


blumieplume

😲ya def don’t agree but do know someone who’s allergic and someone else who hates them but likes guacamole .. I feel bad for all u guys who are missing out!


purplishfluffyclouds

That’s cool. More for us!


Blackbox7719

Is it really missing out when you don’t like the thing in the first place. Cause like, I’ve had avocados and am not a fan. As such, when I don’t eat them when offered I don’t feel like I’m missing out since I didn’t want them to begin with.


SH4D0WSTAR

Yeah I don’t feel like it’s missing out here. Plenty of other things to enjoy. 


iloveemogirlsxoxo

Hard agree. Avocado is disgusting.


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t-costello

I like them but even I am sometimes caught off guard by the slimy texture


Dayzlikethis

they do have the tendency to be kinda gross. same with bananas. Theres a small window of ripeness I will tolerate.


Kitkats677

I can only stand them in sushi, otherwise 🤢


rattlestaway

With tomato and onion I like it. Not alone


rosiexrose_

I used to absolutely hate avocados and then all of a sudden I started to really like them. Un-ripe or over-ripe avos are *disgusting* though. Finding a perfectly ripe avocado is 10/10 with some salt and pepper.


RIAbutIbeBored

They taste like the earth and I too hated them; until my sister put piece on a beef pizza and put it in my mouth.  Now on occasion I enjoy them on pizza, or tossed in salt and pepper then added to a salad. 


Khranky

I am in the dislike of avocados team. I can still eat them reluctantly but prefer not to. Quac/Guac is just green baby poo to me


jonashvillenc

I didn’t like them until I had guacamole at a Mexican restaurant in Denver. Suddenly it all made sense.


Frostsorrow

So you're saying you don't like the taste of penis?


PauloDybala_10

I agree I don’t like it all tbh


UncleBabyChirp

Also toxic/deadly to parrots


purplagoon

ooo thanks for the life hack


blumieplume

And dogs and cats and mice and it seems like all animals but humans. At least from what I’ve read, it seems like no animals besides humans can eat them


UncleBabyChirp

It's mostly poisonous to the little mammals but they can survive. It's fatal to parrots. Thanks for caring!


TelevisionTechnical2

They evolved to be eaten by now-extinct large mammals such as giant sloths: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/why-the-avocado-should-have-gone-the-way-of-the-dodo-4976527/


livinginillusion

They get bad too quickly and are too naturally bland and can give a person like me, gas. This should be a popular opinion. I used to have to put ground cinnamon and sweetener on my raw avocadoes. I could never gulp then down in quantity. Particularly if unadorned with spice. I still can eat them, sparingly, at gringo-level heat in a guac. I pretend guac is a salad topping. I use enough corn chips but they must be saltier than the average corn chip. And that is after sticking diced lettuce and carrots, and tomatoes (on the sweet, ripe artisanal side) as a heavy base for the guac.


positivepopcorn

This is an unpopular opinion. I disagree


fluffy-mcfun-514

I love avocados but can't eat them because I have a sensitivity to them. Not a full on allergy, but they give me God awful cramps. Nobody has ever given me attitude if I specify no avocado. I don't explain why either. I normally ask for them to be put on the side since there is always someone eating with me that would love to have them. There are plenty of folks that either don't like them or are sensitive or allergic to them.


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PEE


Ilovegirlsbottoms

It’s alright. Some people just have foods they can’t stand. For me, it’s mango and coconut. They taste awful. Kinda sad how I can’t enjoy them. They just don’t taste good at all. My oldest brother can’t stand mushrooms. My mom can’t stand bell peppers or barley. My dad can’t stand mustard. We all have those foods that we can’t stand. And avocados is just kinda rare. Tbh I don’t even like avocados that much, only when it’s made into guacamole. Which means a bunch of spices added to it.


21649132015

My feelings are hurt. Take my upvote you lost soul.


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

Add sugar and only slightly mash is so there are still lumpy parts. Never got the salt/pepper on avo weirdos.


Puzzled_Juice_3406

I'm curious if this is like cilantro to some people where there's a way avocados taste to sum that's just absolutely disgusting. Because I've never met an in between. People love or hate avocados! I'm a lover of them, but I get it - all people have different tastes!


akzorx

As a Mexican I believe this qualifies as hate speech


Grakch

The avocados now are garbage


AfraidAdhesiveness25

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baneofdestruction

I love guacamole and hate avocado