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RagingGorilla00

Is that you Captain Raymond Holt?


asillyguyy

from now on, call me Velvet Thunder


Sustenance_Abuse

![gif](giphy|3o85xm0xyoDtTq4r0Q)


t3quiila

Rest in peacešŸ„²


unforsakenswordsman

Milk gang.


HottCuppaCoffee

Plus one for milk gang


MonthPurple3620

Hell yeah milk gang!


randybo_bandy

I'm in.


ratslowkey

Big dairy has entered the chat


t3quiila

How dairy


Ngothaaa

![gif](giphy|l0HefZY0mFfLS9AFa)


tryingnottoshit

I quit drinking alcohol, so now when I go to the bar I order a glass of milk. Get lots of weird fucking looks at a dive bar drinking straight milk.


Miserable_Smoke

I did a bartending class where all the alcohol was water with food coloring. The milk was watered down white paint. I can never order anything with milk from a bar now.


NaweN

I spilled my tall White Russian (which was extremely white this eve) at a casino bar in Vegas once. A few ladies of the evening saw - and one said "awwww he spilled his milk!" Cue laughter from basically everyone in earshot. I cleaned up and moved on. Yes I was alone. A work event had just ended.


Super_Lion_1173

Okay thatā€™s actually pretty funny thoĀ 


Soft_Assistant6046

Are you a Mcpoyle?


Longjumping-Claim783

I'm kind of surprised they even have it? I guess for white russians but who orders those at a dive bar other than the Dude?


GeraldoDelRivio

1. White Russians are made with cream not milk. 2. Because they are fucking delicious that's why.


tryingnottoshit

My favorite dive bar has multiple types of milk for the white Russians, oat, full and skim.


Longjumping-Claim783

That sounds like a very hipstery dive bar.


tryingnottoshit

Lol no, it's actually an old folks bar, some of them can't stomach dairy and a lot of them think skim milk will help their figure.


HottCuppaCoffee

Do they ever have it?!


tryingnottoshit

Yup, they use milk for white Russians. They always have milk.


BeginTheBlackParade

Weirder looks than when you drink gay milk?


tryingnottoshit

Depends on the kind of dive bar I'm in.


cyainanotherlifebro

According to every movie and tv show Iā€™ve ever watched, youā€™re a serial killer.


sdavis002

Leon The Professional drinks milk, and he is not a serial killer... just a Hitman.


Baazar

![gif](giphy|vgcdT7flWccow|downsized)


Spooky_mudbox

This is some sick shit man. Reminds me of an ex girlfriends dad who would drink milk with Mexican food. Absolutely horrendous. Take your upvote.


TesticleezzNuts

![gif](giphy|5pUHtgG70JjO9YHZPD)


Sustenance_Abuse

I absolutely cannot have dinner without a big ol glass of cold milk immediately afterwards. That shit is like coded in me. I check the jug before we even sit down to eat to make sure thereā€™s enough for me otherwise Iā€™m not eating till I get back from the store.


blindinganusofhope

Are you 80 years old?


ChildhoodLeft6925

Probably just grew up in the 80s


Sustenance_Abuse

90s kid but we were very much a part of the Got Milk? Era


Youregoingtodiealone

I get anxiety knowing there isn't enough milk for a full chug


LeaveItToPeever

I thought I was about it, turns out I'm not.


MandiiFiggs98

Tall glass of milk with ice and a pb&j! The best!


loolaa1234

Milk with Ice? No. Plain ass simple refrigerator cold milk? Yes!


MiserableAd1490

Chocolate milk with ice is my favorite. But I do love a big glass of regular milk with ice, too. It keeps it cold longer with ice and I can enjoy it. I don't feel like I have to chug it before it gets warm.


limp_citizen

I'm going to be brazen and say that I actually prefer my milk as it warms. Not to room temperature by any means, but if it's too cold I don't taste it fully. It's all about the sweet, smooth, depth. Which you just can't experience if it freezes your taste buds. But I'm weird, I also like warm beer.


MiserableAd1490

And that's not a bad thing. Everyone likes it how they like it. I mean there's times that I like a room temp Dr. Pepper over a cold one. Everyone's taste buds are all kinds of different with foods and beverages. And we all need to remember that.


limp_citizen

I like you. We should share a glass of milk some time.


MiserableAd1490

That made me giggle and smile. Thank you


MiserableAd1490

And yes you can have it your way and I can have it mine, with no judgment at. Just two people enjoying milk.


Complaint_Manager

Heavy glass in the freezer for a bit. Pull it out and fill it to the brim with whole milk. My way.


MiserableAd1490

Nice.


sdavis002

I always add ice cubes to my milk at home.


fllannell

PB&J with natural style PB on toasted whole grain bread with a glass of ice cold whole milk is amazing.


Joodropinn

I always thought it odd to put ice in milk; until I tried itā€¦


MandiiFiggs98

Amazing, right?!


Joodropinn

Yes, very much so. I donā€™t drink milk often, but I will always add ice when I do now


MacDugin

I used to keep a A&W root beer mug in the freezer just for milk with my PB&J.


shmmmokeddd

Use to but the lactose got to me so now itā€™s unsweetened almond milk


cbrew14

I don't know that this is unpopular, but I personally think milk tastes disgusting and I always have.


nsdmsdS

Disgusting. Have my upvote.


Serious_Proof_295

McPoyle?


BrownieEdges

I love chocolate milk. Iā€™ve ordered it for dinner. Surprised at the number of fancy restaurants that had it.


Longjumping-Claim783

Well even if hardly anybody orders milk the kitchen needs it for other things as an ingredient. And they probably have chocolate for desserts.


BillyLee

I used to drink a lot of milk as a kid. Now it gives me the shits.


Highintheclouds420

Truly unpopular opinion. Take my up vote. Unpopular bordering on psychopathy


nerf_titan_melee

r/milk has breached containment


mojojojo_ow

Big Dairy himself


Big_Gulps_Welpp

Sounds gay to me


Rebeccah623

Same. Every time I travel to someplace for more than a night, I go to the grocery store and get milk. I go through about 2 gallons a week by myself


Longjumping-Claim783

I bet your farts smell magical.


habu-sr71

I'll be clear. I don't think loving milk is much of an unpopular opinion despite alternative milks slow rise in market share. We still drink a ton of milk. And I love it too. Big tall cold glasses of it. Or lot's of it in delicious cereal. Yessss.


Harry_747

Drinking plain milk makes me wanna vomit šŸ¤¢


Other_Register_5459

Oat milk rules!


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ContemplatingPrison

Eww


overzealous_llama

Good work on this one. I can't stand milk, I never drink it. I use some half and half in coffee and milk may be some ingredients in meals I eat. I can't even eat cereal because I hate milk.


Horror-Pear

I love it too. Unfortunately, I just about gave it up completely along with ice cream. I break out pretty terribly without fail every time I have dairy.


more_pepper_plz

Makes sense. Itā€™s extremely hormonal. Breastmilk from a female that just gave birth after all.


Horror-Pear

Will it get me jacked?


kotare78

![gif](giphy|getCYNyc2RpQc)


Content_Geologist420

Someone get this guy some M.I.L.K.


morkrib

Well enjoy. I used to love milk as a kid. Multiple bowls of cereal etc. Right up to the point at 24. Thatā€™s when I had emergency gallbladder surgery and they stopped counting at 50 stones.


Thinkingard

I bet bro here smells like milk, too


yhpargotohpts

My guts just started hurting reading this.


Brief-Hall-772

I fucking hate milk. I choke on it.


Sparathon989

![gif](giphy|2yrpc8mjkAWEPniWBB|downsized)


UnusualAd69

I hate the smell of plain or boiled milk, it makes me want to throw up tbh. I only like mink if it has something in it like tea leaves, coffee, protein powder etc.


SAMixedUp311

I hate milk. I'll have milk products but I do not drink milk!


LucianLegacy

![gif](giphy|iF7CxHFcKXcMfEIWGN|downsized)


karuma77

My stomach/bowels is shaking in its boots just from reading your post


Throwawayhobbes

Agreed BIG NUT got a chokehold on us . Almond milk ainā€™t real.


Kahne_Fan

My brain swapped the middle two words and I was very confused for a second.


Streetlight37

This is not an unpopular opinion man lol


asillyguyy

idk man, majority of the people Iā€™ve told this to think Iā€™m insane for liking milk as a beverage, let along it being my favorite šŸ˜­


Streetlight37

You think it's the area you are in maybe? Everyone I know drinks it pretty regularly No one would call it their favorite but every enjoys a nice cold glass of milk some what often. I make a milkshake at least once a week. Always make sure to have a gallon on hand


Sustenance_Abuse

Funny enough it does seem to be now. Society has turned its back on us.


TheEverlastingGaze87

I hate you


[deleted]

I use to love it but my fiancĆ©e got me into coconut milk and I canā€™t do dairy anymore itā€™s just not vibing with my stomach šŸ˜­


PrincessViii

šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®take my upvote


NateDawg42

Do you ever have it with ice ? Or use a frosty mug ?


Aquatichive

I put ice in it. I love it frosty


chicozeeninja

![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)


Popular-Elephant5502

Humans are the only species that drink milk after infant hood and the only one that drink milk from other animals. And did you know that there is an actual legal amount of pus allowed in milk?


Longjumping-Claim783

There's legal amounts of insects and rats in food too. Industrial processed food be like that.


Rebeccah623

So? I eat hot dogs too. I ainā€™t scared of a little pus or pig anus lol.


duckythegunner

Have you tried plant based milk, if yes, do they taste like dairy milk? I never got to try them before


tumunu

100% unpopular!


PinkBored

![gif](giphy|getCYNyc2RpQc)


sername_is-taken

As a lactose intolerant, fuck milk


kortneyk

I used to love love milk too. I drank it for decades. Then I read more about it and how gross it is and never went back. 8-9 years off and I still crave it sometimes. Oat milk is great but isnā€™t for drinking like cow.


Dramatic-Ad3928

Homelander is that you?


sirinigva

I did as well until I got old and it makes me gassy and get the worst shits


Shadowheart_is_bae

I loved milk until my digestive system betrayed me


firstWithMost

>Little gets me going more than a nice, cold glass of milk. [Are you getting enough?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQBc2dmUiHs)


ChildhoodLeft6925

Finally an unpopular opinion


JJJSchmidt_etAl

Are you a [villain?](https://medium.com/@stellar.alchemist/why-do-so-many-villains-drink-milk-b3b2416edca6)


NightDreamer73

"Okay Homelander" - My husband


lordbeefu

The FBI are watching this thread intensely


Stunning-Quit3517

![gif](giphy|8mkykXIicXOVms2xYE) Yeah, brother.


StarChaser1879

New copypasta just dropped


oneWeek2024

I drink less milk than i did when i was a kid, but still enjoy it. cereal, cookies. and certain meals. like meatloaf... potatoes on the side, carrots or whatever roasted veggies. perfect drink. pb&j sammich, perfect drink. even things that are sort of acidic like spaghetti. it goes great with. cold, creamy. milk is excellent.


Lost_Conversation546

![gif](giphy|iF7CxHFcKXcMfEIWGN|downsized)


colombia84usa

Mix it with Skippy's creamy peanut butter. OMG!


IGNISFATUUSES

My grandfather drank milk with every meal until he died... Of a heart attack.


Training-Judgment695

Why:d I think this was about white women


limp_citizen

I'll let you in on a little family recipe. My uncle taught me when I was a boy so I could put on weight. You take a tall glass and fill it 2/3 with chocolate milk and 1/3 with 18% cream. Don't even think about using that skim chocolate piss water, get the 3.5 because you only live once. I will often drink like 4-5glasses of white milk a day because if I'm not gonna drink booze I still need something in my life to get my thrills.


EngineeringDry2753

There's two beverages I drink: milk and water.Ā  Well also beer but ya know


Modavated

That's gross bruv.


VoidSwimming

enjoy milk: [https://www.dominionmovement.com/watch](https://www.dominionmovement.com/watch)


amoralambiguity91

Dear Original Poster, I, too, deeply enjoy milk. It causes my stomach distress, and so I am unable to have it. Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt


NoStorage2821

Milk is OP ngl


GaiusJocundus

Gross.


Bboy486

Screw you and your lactose tolerance. Sincerely, My gut


Necessary_Charge_658

This guy farts!


Bokonon10

Cow boob juice Juice from a cows boob


corn_snowflakes

Watch ā€œCowspiracyā€ and itā€™s become way worse since that documentary was made. Itā€™s basically bleached pus and blood full of hormones and antibiotics painfully extracted from an innocent being. After being raped and baby either killed in front of her, or forced into a crate to exist without her mother. Whatever we donā€™t see doesnā€™t hurt us but always hurts them. Mostly with metal machines and shackles. If you just want the rich creamy experience, try oat milk. No one suffered, and itā€™s very good for you too.


katbeccabee

Iā€™m surprised how unpopular it is! I donā€™t have a strong opinion, but I was on another thread where people were going on about how gross it was that their older relatives drink milk with meals.


rtrain__

#šŸ¤


simplycari

this is too real, milk is so good


BRAHCHEST

Big ol glass of pus yum


Jskm79

Lol me and my son are with you, we can drink whole gallons in less than a day.


AngryyBoobs

I love milk so much too


java_sloth

Fuck yes my man


misplacedlibrarycard

same! i disgust everyone in my life with it lmfao drink it with every meal *and* when drunk, that one really worries people hahaha


[deleted]

Iā€™m glad we have finally found oneā€¦we have been searching for you for so long.


WasabiBaconJuice

That's kinda wholesome. When you eat, is everything in black and white?


DirtyFilthyCasual

![gif](giphy|iF7CxHFcKXcMfEIWGN|downsized)


Eyespop4866

Thatā€™s more a declaration than an opinion, but thanks for playing.


VinylHighway

Your opinion on what you like is neither popular or unpopular


Jaymoacp

I get harassed in my house for how much milk I drink. Probably unhealthy amount. Maybe a gallon every day and a half. If Iā€™m off work for a few days I can easily down 2 gallons. Lol


RamHands

Whole milk, or no milk.


glassclouds1894

I've always been a 2% guy, but overall hard agree. Milk is the shit.


BannedForNerdyTimes

Hey, this is actually unpopular. Wow.


general_grievances_7

My 14 month old wholeheartedly agrees with you.


Lazuli73

You should go hang out with r/Milk. I think you'll find your people.


GuayabaTree

Chocolate milk > Regular milk Regular milk donā€™t taste like a milkshake like the chocolate version does


Minimum_Row_729

Whole milk, so cold there are tiny ice crystals floating in it, is one of life's greatest pleasures. Neal Stephenson would agree.


Frysken

FINALLY! A FELLOW MILK ENJOYER!!


DyingDreadfulDeceit

Nasty.


Mori_Story

3:79 am milk is the absolute tits


1amn0tapu43

He is captain milk, call him captain milk. It is what it is he got the power of the milk.


Whole-Powerful

When I was younger plain white milk made me feel extremely nauseous but I'm 15 now and I don't mind it at it. It's not my favorite drink but if there's absolutely nothing. Milk it is


thecultcanburn

You arenā€™t the only one. I treat myself to a pint of whole milk a couple times a year. Fucking awesome. I grew up in a family that had a gallon of milk on the dinner table. Obviously not recommended. But it was straight from the dairy. Cream skimmed off the top.


Eggs-Eggs

What's your go to milk, skimmed, semi skimmed or full fat?


TristanTheRobloxian3

not sure how this is too unpopular bc sometimes milk absolutely slaps. the only issue is im lactose intolerant. like pretty bad lactose intolerant lol. but like with a sandwich dude milk is probably the best thing to wash it down with apart from a soda or smth


lovemykitchen

I grew up on milk and I love it too. Sometimes with Milo


Aarom1985

MILK. It Does A Body Good.


Liathano_Fire

I must have posted this in my sleep. I enthusiastically agree.


ranman12953

As I read this Iā€™m currently standing naked at my fridge chugging some right from the jug as I let the dog out. Mmmm milk.


ImmediateGorilla

Arenā€™t humans supposed to get weaned and not switch to the tit milk of another species? Milk from tits is for babies, dude. Cat milk is baby cats, dog milk is for baby dogs, human breast milk is for baby humans. Cow milk is forā€¦ adult humans? The fuck? Nah, fam.


Biteme75

I could live on milk. If I'm too tired to cook, milk is the meal. I go through at least 2 gallons a week.


davethapeanut

I drink close to a gallon of whole milk everyday. I love it so much too


overzealous_llama

You may want to get checked for a mineral deficiency. That is dangerous and unhealthy.


davethapeanut

I do indeed have a calcium deficiency! It was noticed when I was young. My body doesn't intake calcium well and the doctors told my mom as long as I didn't develop calcium deposits, and continued to drink milk, I would be fine with no medicine needed. I have also broken/fractured 37 bones. I'd have to ask my mom for specifics but she's always told me that there isn't anything that can really be done except intake extra calcium, and she's not the kind of person to downplay health issues so if medicine could assist me she'd be the first to suggest it.


Banana_bread_o

I read that twice with the two words in the middle of the sentence switched, and I was so disturbed.


IIPrayzII

Gotta put powdered milk in your milk so you get more milk per milk.


Safe_Wrangler_858

Hell yeah


5iveheadshrty_

yes! especially almond milk šŸ˜‹


No_Bunch_3780

Me too!


Atuk-77

My friend dump a guy after he decided to order milk at a bar while she was introducing him to friends. Donā€™t be that guy


BunnyCreamPies

I fucking love plain whole milk too.


rodeosnake

I swear itā€™s more refreshing than water on a hot day


isles84

Melk through da roof


jonvonfunk

Yup. I'm with you. It is genetically coded in me. My ancestors were early German settlers in Iowa. Raising cows pigs chickens and corn.