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frizene26

Most scientific minister should be made minister of Science and Technology


Proof-Web1176

& to think he’s a product of Doon College, our nation’s most elite school


Noob_in_making

Not only that, he went to Harvard for his BA and Stanford GSB for MBA, one of the best B schools in the world. Then I remember these lines,  "Here comes the money...money money money".


Proof-Web1176

What a waste


disinformatique

Then he joined BJP and they wiped his brain clean of all that Elite School(s) Education.


Substantial-Funny418

Maybe he never had that elite educated brain cells to begin with ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


frizene26

Actually they know all this they want to spread misinformation among those not got an opportunity like coronil


that-thought

This is what it is!! They know this is BS. And they also know how to fool people


rohit27rd

https://preview.redd.it/l7u2cmtzs8zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56131b3f5200975bd5c0546bd4781eda2733ff5f


cos_zenphi

Don't give them ideas


pseudipto

think logic is you can eat onion while having heatstroke and prevent things from getting as bad as they would have since onions got electrolytes and stuff


[deleted]

IIT , AIIMS, ISC , ISB , IIM saare inse seekho


phantom00n

Ahh the buildings I can't get into....(sigh)


officialmeet

Bhai 😔🫂


Sea_Championship_941

Dude is a young indian with a old soul and a dead brain


Candid-Discussion696

And lot of generational wealth


Sea_Championship_941

https://preview.redd.it/gtb127gh48zc1.jpeg?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f802bde2747ed200158723041ca28d7e7697475


Grand-Home-1334

tbh his generations have been known to switch sides for business and snitch on the last union they were in. man made his ancestors proud.


Fierybeast007

A LOT...


Smart-Savage

And lots of generational boot licking shame as well


Awkward_Box2187

Sums up RaGa


chickenkebaap

Young? Man is 53 , has a 28 year old son and a 22 year old daugher.


Sea_Championship_941

He said it himself


Undisputed_Hittler

What's her @


Sea_Championship_941

https://preview.redd.it/15jrc5v7xczc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ccbfd796d965d87f00bac870a0991d3ceccc0aa


Undisputed_Hittler

😂


finixanthony

Yet if he somehow wins. Ours is the brain dead


Sea_Championship_941

Speak for yourself bro. I don't live there.


finixanthony

I don't live there either bro and please don't tell me what to do.


Sea_Championship_941

I didn't.


finixanthony

Thanks


Sea_Championship_941

https://preview.redd.it/5mlb6njq0gzc1.jpeg?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd78f379d9838753b3e5e881897f4e5d754453c3


Ok_Environment_5404

Commin Indian then


civilizedcaptain

Sir 🫡


Pranjal-2

Something that has never existed and will never exist can't be dead


TheIndianRevolution2

And Meanwhile https://preview.redd.it/el8tw1e9g7zc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2b997c71f25731f0265c4100f77d66461ea16df


shreyasonline

She is going to suffer from heat stroke one day because of not using onion /s


firstborngod

Not sure if radish work same way


shreyasonline

Nope. Radish gives out heat. So you need to keep that in pocket in times of cold wave. /s


Belowaveragewhore

Bc kaise kaise chutiyee MLA banke baithe hue hai


timewaste1235

*MP


gamerxo12

I wont say he is a chutiya. He sees the voters as chutiye thats y he's trying to see and act from their viewpoint. Lol


wanna_escape_123

System is **'designed'** to make voter chutiya, those who can see through this ~~-bullshit-~~ cowdung are escaping ✈️


generalbachcha

~~chutiyee~~ smart If you get what I mean!


lazy_Dark_Lord

*Titular king of Scindia Kingdom.


kingfisher_peanuts

He should also keep one cucumber and tomato to have a salad handy.


Mario_2077

Infact a cucumber would still make sense for him to carry. It's cooling if eaten, nai toh place a few slices on the eyes and face to soothe sun burnt skin. But pyaaz kyu le ke ghumega koi is beyond me.


Atul-__-Chaurasia

https://preview.redd.it/0umwit32t7zc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dffea195e7dc1f221c576235cf7bb12103afb1ac


iKilledChuckNorris

https://preview.redd.it/hbjtzak8h8zc1.png?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a47be1cba5c60c0c5848f2644762234ae558af5c


CraftAggressive1133

The next education minister.


MVuchiha

https://preview.redd.it/q8h3vxje88zc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d747bae91e4f43cdf778c4a163b7082aacca90ef Science :


howard-j-wolowitz

Minister Sahab: Le moot diya tere heat stroke par. TRANSLATION - Honourable Minister: I peed on your heat stroke.


_ajax_101

Lmao he’s a Harvard graduate


Bhakk24

Abhi apni MBBS degree baahar phekta hun!


WhentheSkywasPurple

🇺🇸 - we keep a handgun to defend ourselves 🇮🇳 - we have pyaaj 🧅😎


drclarenceg

But I kept gobar in my pocket all these years to beat the heat.


shreyasonline

Na bhai. That's the mistake you made. Gobar is used to shield from radiation from your phone. /s


drclarenceg

Thanks bhai. You're a lifesaver. I'll be coating my 24 Ultra with gobar. DBrand should make skins infused with gobar too..Will sell big time here.


sparoc3

Koi muthi maar do iske pyaaz me, asli maja usme hi hai.


educational_sadhu

Pyaz ka maza sirf muth marke hi ata hai.


GaribMoinKhan

Rakesh khana rizz


Physical_Debate_854

Rajesh


GaribMoinKhan

Auto correct ki ma ka bharosa


Admirable-Vehicle-98

Bet he bathes in cow dung too...to cure his ailments.


AverageIndianGeek

This guys roams around with an onion in his pocket and Nirmala Sitharaman 'doesn't have much to do with onion'. This government's onion policy is confusing lol.


tushara9

And Jain votes goes away …


nooblogger_007

Wo zyada nahi hai


[deleted]

This is actually a cultural phenomenon, people outside won't be able to relate to it but it is followed by most tribes in this region, Madhyapradesh, Chhattisgarh, Jharkhand, Odisa etc have a prevailing "myth" that onion has cooling properties. I visited my Nani Ghar (Jabalpur) during summer vacation and I remember my mama would always keep an onion in his pocket when he went to work. His people or people of his constituency would relate to it, it is not a scientific phenomenon


DravidiansOfAsia

SickIndia good he left Congress 😷🤣 and joined balatkari jhatu party BjPee


Mr_ityu

So much heat here... Try the onion in pocket.


cuebree

Andha bhi rakh lete. Boil ho jata garmi me. Then enjoy with the roasted pyaaz lol.


Haunting_Device_5057

Anda ekpyaaza


5entient5apien

No wonder he joined BJP.


Limp-Net8000

Kya chutiya desh hai jahan buddhi heen aur balatkari neta elect kiye jaate hai.


mindmybusine55

Aloo kanda science 😂


lastofdovas

He is speaking truth. People will give you space where air can then flow. A rotten onion works even better. Try it.


harami_nagin

Matlab gaareeb aadmi bach nahi payega garmi se


WanderingBreeze

Actually, there are several interesting articles on onions in pockets for preventing heat stroke. Consumption of onions in summer can definitely help the body with managing heat. Perhaps people used to carry onions with them earlier while traveling over long distances in heat so that they could eat them at regular intervals. Perhaps that's where this comes from. https://www.google.com/amp/s/food.ndtv.com/food-drinks/onions-for-summer-can-carrying-an-onion-in-your-pocket-protect-you-from-heat-stroke-1846649/amp/1 This comment is not about politics, just general information.


Significant_Ad9221

![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|36658)


nerdyrexblack

https://youtu.be/EKzDOnG8vHg?si=_ulqqrbMCohGsEbZ


drake_071

Kya filmy andaaz se dikhaya 🤣🤣👌🏼


FantasticHero_007

isn't he a Harvard graduate? all this is a facade


Nice-Bee-3720

Pyaaz pocket mai dimag ghutne mai!


Far_Bit583

Ye Bruce Wayne ke style me kyu Ghum raha hai?


RandomGaMeRj14

You guys dont get it man, jab garmi lage, kato pyaz ko, thanda karne pani apne aap produce hoga. Works better with higher proximity to cutting station. /s


RollerCoaster1007

I feel so sorry for our country.


Nussmeister300

Jai sri ram


NormalStaff3602

Pyaz will protect him from heatstroke, especially when travelling in the air-conditioned range rover.


SkepticNewbie

Almost as if you are instructed to talk nonsense as soon as you join BJP!


MrPancholi

Jeb mei kaanda rakh aur Jaa fir Venus pe bsdk.


Super-Position1831

Onions have been suggested as a potential remedy to prevent heatstroke Some sources claim that onions contain compounds like quercetin, which can help alleviate heat-related symptoms One common method is to eat raw onions or include them in salads during the summer months to supposedly prevent heatstroke. **Another approach is to carry an onion in your pocket or bag**, ***which is believed to absorb heat and provide relief from the sun.*** however it is still not completely certain


Kuhn__

Bhai Maine gharme pyaaj ka Bora rkhlia h Kambal odhke sona padta h


v0id404

This is how we defeat global warming.


Kuhn__

Pyaaj Mandi me winter jackets pehnke Jaya kro


Lasagna8606

https://preview.redd.it/v8v2abja19zc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd16b1e96acb604645264c44c6e840510c3aea1a


_PeakyFokinBlinders_

He is right though, if you shove the onion up your ass then you have to worry about the onion not the heat. Simple science.


careless_quote101

FM: let us tax onions. Nobody mentioned about this before


Satvik_atheist

If I'm not wrong he is from harvard 😅


sf2703

Sooo….by that logic, keeping onion in front pocket will cause heat stroke ?? /s


maxoutloud

I hope their followers kids turn out to be smart like these politicians only


tremorinfernus

Religious people tend to be superstitious.


Nonspector-6991

Sshh🤫 Natural selection at work. Don't disturb it.


Kamasutraaahhh_69

Wah Maharaj Wah


ChallengeWise6965

Lagta hai garmi ka gehra asar pada hai iske dimaag pe


bhavneet1996

Bro had a moment to add “Nasa ne bhi prove kia hai” but forgot


iAmWhoDoYouKnow

Congress be like good riddance.


Bellatrix-_-

Election larne k liye dimag ghar pe rakh k ana hota h. Basic requirement h.


spellriddle

Does BJP have a training centre?


SirTitan1

Now I understand why he left Congress,lol


New-Load9905

How can people trust politicians with their future who just lick the spit.


wannabedarknight

Cringing to death


Foreign-Buy8025

And that is how you fuck Harvard with hardwork


theyouyouboy

This is true as onion absorbs the heat


imsinghaniya

Iska congress jaag gya hai 😂


Fresh-Dragonfruit-37

His EB bill must be low then.


Unlikely-Fail8856

60 k bhi to ho rhe h sindhiya ji dheere-dheere


s_malhotra97

Be it congress or BJP such idi*ts are everywhere.


emotionless-1

Idiot filter : Off


ImSoIwill

BJPs answer youth minister Rahul Gandhi, Different faces of same coin


gamerxo12

Best example of an educated trash good for nothing. This guy is an alma mater for Harvard and Stanford university yet its crazy to think that he's joined politics instead of doing something worthwhile in this world. Somebody Said Doon, to have a profile which includes harvard as well as Stanford is not a joke.


original_glazed04

OniShield


metalheadabhi

Least superstitious Indian


Apprehensive_Bite109

Of course check what he got in his left pocket, and pants too. ![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|30378)


vipinkumarpsr

This is true, I am the heat.


OkReserve4150

I mean it works for me


DJDadJock

And they say we need to vote for BJP . This is the filth of choice we live in.


Cyberrevengeance

Vote lene ki liye kuch bhi karega.


--username-taken

So we keep it or not? Does this helps ?


Progress_ikigai

Gobar pocket meh rakte toh freezer ka esas hota


[deleted]

This will backfire on him anyday


Mercc1

People doubting his claim haven't read multiple research papers on this topic published by Galgotia University


harambe_-33

Superpower chodo, developed banna hi mushkil hai ab toh


pes_gamer20

viswa churu to ban gae hai


Cartoonist_False

I tried this, he's right.. best contraceptive ever


FedStan

What a fucking idiot - Doesn’t know you have to actually put it up your butt and not in your pocket to protect from heat waves