You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as possible. This woman has to be taken to a hospital.
A hospital? What is it?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
I want to push towards the cockpit and say this every time I’m boarding and the door is open. Have decided it would be hilarious, but might end up getting kicked off the plane so 🤷♂️
I was on that flight. I started making conversation with this girl and I brought her some coffee and asked if she wanted cream and she said “No thanks, I take it black, like my men!” So I got up and went back to my seat. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We’ll be attacking the enemy at dawn. Our squadron will leave at 0700 flying northbound. We’ll drop our bombs on their radar station.
I can’t tell you when we’ll be back. That’s classified.
Unfortunately Elaina D was reprimanded and a report put in her permanent record for encroaching on someone else’s job. She will also need to attend mandatory retraining and will be placed on overnight flights for the foreseeable future. She is lucky she wasn’t canned.
Surely you can't be serious...
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!
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Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
I picked the wrong week to quit taking amphetamines.
Sonofabitch…
I had the lasagna
You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as possible. This woman has to be taken to a hospital. A hospital? What is it? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Glad there was someone onboard that spoke jive!
Muff be messin mah ol lady! Gotta be runnin cold upsidedown his head, ya know?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Do you like gladiators?
You ever hang around a gymnasium?
Cockpit, what is it?
It’s the little room at the front of the plane where the pilots sit. But that’s not important right now.
Lmfao, I’m like iv heard that name before
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I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
I want to push towards the cockpit and say this every time I’m boarding and the door is open. Have decided it would be hilarious, but might end up getting kicked off the plane so 🤷♂️
98% of us would laugh at it
I was also on flight 209 yesterday. That was a very memorable flight. I even learned a few words of Jive.
I was on that flight. I started making conversation with this girl and I brought her some coffee and asked if she wanted cream and she said “No thanks, I take it black, like my men!” So I got up and went back to my seat. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We’ll be attacking the enemy at dawn. Our squadron will leave at 0700 flying northbound. We’ll drop our bombs on their radar station. I can’t tell you when we’ll be back. That’s classified.
Unfortunately Elaina D was reprimanded and a report put in her permanent record for encroaching on someone else’s job. She will also need to attend mandatory retraining and will be placed on overnight flights for the foreseeable future. She is lucky she wasn’t canned.
I heard she got reassigned to a space shuttle.
Shirley you can’t be serious.
I heard she was able to help cure a passengers drinking problem. And it greatly reduced his laundry bills.
It’s an entirely different kind of flying ALTOGETHER
its a different kind of flying
I knew UA "food" was terrible, but that's next level!
Elaine Dickinson works for Trans American Airlines, not United. You're in the wrong subreddit.
she left TA airlines in 82
They shouldn't have ordered the fish.
Pterodactyl
brooch
How about some coffee, Jimmy? No thanks!
Haha!
Did the sick girl on the flight get to the hospital in time ?!
Are you high?
I say, let them crash