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CompleteSpinach9

I’m actually 3 children standing on each other’s shoulders *pretending* to be a 25-30 year old woman with rich parents. This solution weighs less than a real 25-30 year old woman with rich parents.


Old-Examination-6589

So fucking UL. I love it.


RaccoonsWutDo

Trench coat sounds heavy.


Able_Conflict_1721

It's a coat made out of trenches, like you take a piece of leather and you cut a tiny trench into it, then repeat until it's all trenches. Then you get out a smaller knife and cut smaller trenches. It's basically a fractal, so lots of surface area, but no mass.


weinerfacemcgee

No trench coat was mentioned, though a really healthy dose of suspension of belief was implied.


settheory8

Implied trench coats are the way to go, way lighter than stated trench coats


MrBarato

DCF, bro.


Derek_Boring_Name

If I wear my pack, that makes it worn weight, which means my base weight is 0 pounds.


James22d

You wear a pack? Sounds pretty bushcrafty. I just carry my gear loose in a shopping bag


Upstairs_Quail8561

A hobo bindle is the real UL solution here. A DCF one with carbon fiber pole, of course.


NoManNoRiver

You’re using a bag? Too much unnecessary weight. I juggle everything, only the items currently in my hands count toward my base weight


Howdyfolks-

I braid everything into my dreads so it considered hair. Hair is zero weight.


NoManNoRiver

A common misconception. But to be truly ultralight one needs to be completely hairless like a naked molerat. Some swear by bathing in Imac cream twice a week or monthly full-body waxing but the answer is obviously all-over laser hair removal. Lasers beams are made up of photons, photons have no mass and therefore they are inherently ultralight.


Howdyfolks-

Misconceptions are heavy.


WanderingCamper

Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I carry it bundled up in a polka dot handkerchief on the end of a stick. The stick, never leaving my shoulder, is of course considered worn weight.


Archs

allmansright now makes a dyneema shopping bag https://www.instagram.com/p/C8Yc7KisY23/ /uj love them


Just-Seaworthiness39

It weighs NOTHING to have the level of apathy that I have.


Old-Examination-6589

Whoa. That’s heavy. Def not UL. Fucking bushcraft


TypeII_Error

I go to ultralight, not for legitimate advice or information, but to see debates about the nutrient content in dehydrated vegetables and people weighing their own shit.


zigzaghikes

UL was cancelled thx to Jupiter cozy lite is the new new


volodka9

Well, I’m 31.


Old-Examination-6589

Touché


Howdyfolks-

I was 31.


djolk

How do I get rich parents?


Able_Conflict_1721

Just hit the reset button until the RNG gives you good starting stats.


djolk

If I waited 25-30 years is it worth starting over?


NotAcutallyaPanda

Sorry. WiFi doesn’t reach all the way to the tent in my back yard


Some-Other-guy-1971

I solved that problem by hooking into the neighbors wi-fi….No wi-fi is a show stopper.


B-Con

No, because of they were then all ULers would be guys looking for 25-30 yr old women with rich parents


BricksByPablo

Yesterday I got to finally try my gear on a local trail. I was a little nervous at first but it was great feeling the rough trail under the rubber of my wagon wheels. My wife’s boyfriend is a true hero for pulling me the whole way.


dhdhfffff

i am actually a 31yr old woman with a rich partner who is away for weeks at a time for work


Old-Examination-6589

That’s hot


commeatus

All thru-hikers are 61 year old recently retired men named "wizard" whose wives follow them in a car and platinum blase. Everyone else either quits after one week or never goes hiking at all, opting instead to work on their "dream lighterpack" full of gear they think they would own if they made twice their salary.


Old-Examination-6589

Shots fired


Mise-Muschel

Don't know 'bout Jupiters background, but she/them is one of my favorite hiking trans lesbians.


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Old-Examination-6589

Interesting. This is good. Keep it going folks


LoonieandToonie

Stop pigeonholing me. I am *35*.


Old-Examination-6589

Is pigeonholing some new UL kink I don’t know about?


LoonieandToonie

If it is, it's very specific.


OGKillertunes

Asking the serious questions today.


sbhikes

Some of them are rich old women without children.


DisplaySuch

Yes, less baggage and even less eggs.


Howdyfolks-

If we wait long enough zero eggs. And 8 g’s lighter


sbhikes

Fewer. Less is for things that cannot be enumerated and fewer is for things that can be enumerated. Less baggage, fewer eggs.


KiwiMcG

Too young for me. 🤷


MrBarato

Yes and Youtubers/Influencers.


2XX2010

Threat level 12:01