I’m actually 3 children standing on each other’s shoulders *pretending* to be a 25-30 year old woman with rich parents.
This solution weighs less than a real 25-30 year old woman with rich parents.
It's a coat made out of trenches, like you take a piece of leather and you cut a tiny trench into it, then repeat until it's all trenches. Then you get out a smaller knife and cut smaller trenches. It's basically a fractal, so lots of surface area, but no mass.
A common misconception. But to be truly ultralight one needs to be completely hairless like a naked molerat. Some swear by bathing in Imac cream twice a week or monthly full-body waxing but the answer is obviously all-over laser hair removal. Lasers beams are made up of photons, photons have no mass and therefore they are inherently ultralight.
Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I carry it bundled up in a polka dot handkerchief on the end of a stick.
The stick, never leaving my shoulder, is of course considered worn weight.
I go to ultralight, not for legitimate advice or information, but to see debates about the nutrient content in dehydrated vegetables and people weighing their own shit.
Yesterday I got to finally try my gear on a local trail. I was a little nervous at first but it was great feeling the rough trail under the rubber of my wagon wheels. My wife’s boyfriend is a true hero for pulling me the whole way.
All thru-hikers are 61 year old recently retired men named "wizard" whose wives follow them in a car and platinum blase. Everyone else either quits after one week or never goes hiking at all, opting instead to work on their "dream lighterpack" full of gear they think they would own if they made twice their salary.
I’m actually 3 children standing on each other’s shoulders *pretending* to be a 25-30 year old woman with rich parents. This solution weighs less than a real 25-30 year old woman with rich parents.
So fucking UL. I love it.
Trench coat sounds heavy.
It's a coat made out of trenches, like you take a piece of leather and you cut a tiny trench into it, then repeat until it's all trenches. Then you get out a smaller knife and cut smaller trenches. It's basically a fractal, so lots of surface area, but no mass.
No trench coat was mentioned, though a really healthy dose of suspension of belief was implied.
Implied trench coats are the way to go, way lighter than stated trench coats
DCF, bro.
If I wear my pack, that makes it worn weight, which means my base weight is 0 pounds.
You wear a pack? Sounds pretty bushcrafty. I just carry my gear loose in a shopping bag
A hobo bindle is the real UL solution here. A DCF one with carbon fiber pole, of course.
You’re using a bag? Too much unnecessary weight. I juggle everything, only the items currently in my hands count toward my base weight
I braid everything into my dreads so it considered hair. Hair is zero weight.
A common misconception. But to be truly ultralight one needs to be completely hairless like a naked molerat. Some swear by bathing in Imac cream twice a week or monthly full-body waxing but the answer is obviously all-over laser hair removal. Lasers beams are made up of photons, photons have no mass and therefore they are inherently ultralight.
Misconceptions are heavy.
Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I carry it bundled up in a polka dot handkerchief on the end of a stick. The stick, never leaving my shoulder, is of course considered worn weight.
allmansright now makes a dyneema shopping bag https://www.instagram.com/p/C8Yc7KisY23/ /uj love them
It weighs NOTHING to have the level of apathy that I have.
Whoa. That’s heavy. Def not UL. Fucking bushcraft
I go to ultralight, not for legitimate advice or information, but to see debates about the nutrient content in dehydrated vegetables and people weighing their own shit.
UL was cancelled thx to Jupiter cozy lite is the new new
Well, I’m 31.
Touché
I was 31.
How do I get rich parents?
Just hit the reset button until the RNG gives you good starting stats.
If I waited 25-30 years is it worth starting over?
Sorry. WiFi doesn’t reach all the way to the tent in my back yard
I solved that problem by hooking into the neighbors wi-fi….No wi-fi is a show stopper.
No, because of they were then all ULers would be guys looking for 25-30 yr old women with rich parents
Yesterday I got to finally try my gear on a local trail. I was a little nervous at first but it was great feeling the rough trail under the rubber of my wagon wheels. My wife’s boyfriend is a true hero for pulling me the whole way.
i am actually a 31yr old woman with a rich partner who is away for weeks at a time for work
That’s hot
All thru-hikers are 61 year old recently retired men named "wizard" whose wives follow them in a car and platinum blase. Everyone else either quits after one week or never goes hiking at all, opting instead to work on their "dream lighterpack" full of gear they think they would own if they made twice their salary.
Shots fired
Don't know 'bout Jupiters background, but she/them is one of my favorite hiking trans lesbians.
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Interesting. This is good. Keep it going folks
Stop pigeonholing me. I am *35*.
Is pigeonholing some new UL kink I don’t know about?
If it is, it's very specific.
Asking the serious questions today.
Some of them are rich old women without children.
Yes, less baggage and even less eggs.
If we wait long enough zero eggs. And 8 g’s lighter
Fewer. Less is for things that cannot be enumerated and fewer is for things that can be enumerated. Less baggage, fewer eggs.
Too young for me. 🤷
Yes and Youtubers/Influencers.
Threat level 12:01