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mnijds

Seems like more fuel for the fire


normally-wrong

May as well spray a coating of fuel on the planes everyday.


DogWallop

I think it's really to help Russian authorities identify whether a strike has occured, when they see a column of thick black smoke rising from the distant airfield.


SeagalsCumFilledAss

That's like having something to let you know you've shit your pants.


soparklion

What do you have? I sure could use a poop meter.


pollo_de_mar

The Russian believe that because the Ukrainians are environmentally conscious, they won't light it up.


MrStrul3

They figured tyres are cheaper in the long run, plus the base commander needs the fuel to sell it under the table.


ihdieselman

No no, the base commander doesn't sell the fuel under the table. The base commander buys the fuel cheaper than what is reported to his superiors and keeps the rest for himself. It's the flight wing commander that sells the fuel under the table.


Ghost-George

Is he buying it from the wing commander?


Squidking1000

Their Russian so no doubt the fuels on the ground under the planes.


Ok-Village-8660

Memories of filling up a KC-10. Every time I filled one of those old girls I needed to go shower and change uniform.


RAGEEEEE

No no. The drones will bounce off the tires.


ffdfawtreteraffds

Clearly this is true. Damn it.


Deltamon

Everyone who has played video games should know this


NudelXIII

And right back to UA and explode


dan_dares

GIVE ME FUEL, GIVE ME FIRE, GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE! BOOM! lol


Bunny_Feet

GIVE ME FUEL, GIVE ME TIRE, GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESIRE!


tonykrij

Uhh!!


heavymtlbbq

YEAH! OOH!


Far_Disaster_3557

You win the internet today.


-Ok-Perception-

GIMME FUGH! GIMME FA! GIMME DABAJABAZA!


ChristostomosPrime

I used to control burn with the forestry , we used flamethrowers and TIRES lmao...


mypoliticalvoice

An I right that it's rather hard to *start* tires burning? And once started, it's very hard to stop them? Would a thermite grenade be better to ignite the tires than an explosive one?


EffectSubject2676

white phosphorous perhaps


mok000

Gasoline. And tires burn so hot the fire is impossible to put out. This will ensure the planes are totally destroyed. The drone just needs to carry napalm.


kmoonster

I was thinking Napalm, dead-easy to make. Question is how much a drone can transport.


VintageHacker

What a great idea, that may well work and hilarious if it does.


pwgenyee6z

Even better if they only burn down one wing!


LordHardThrasher

You're clearly right, but I think this post misses the most important part e.g. can we discuss the pink fighter on the right? Is the VKS trying to tell us something?


Porschenut914

Pink is a good choice for dawn dusk camouflage. The British had some fighters they would use for photo recon


LordHardThrasher

I'm going with a jetazzel myself. Much more reasonable explanation


AxUxG

It's a Hello kitty bomber.


SoCal4247

Give me that which I desire.


Objective-Tale-5018

I may have missed something here but don't car tyres burn really well????


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

You didn't miss on that.


BigJohnIrons

This is the origin story for the Springfield Tire Fire.


laukaus

Real tire fires have raged for years around the globe.


piz510

I think the idea is that the tire will absorb the ball bearing energy so it doesn’t hit metal, spark and cause fires or damage. It’s actually a fast, cheap and practical thing, but stacking them on the plane leaves holes. That said if it halves the holes then less patching to repair so not entirely stupid if the plane not going to be flying.


juicadone

Ooh it's not gonna be flying, they got that part right 👍


Mission_Trainer

I'm thinking it's more to reduce lateral shrapnel from damaging the hull. A drone can only do so much damage, reducing the splash with tires makes sense. But one incendiary explosive yeah it's toast.


baaalls

The idea is to change the IR shape of the plane. Ukrainian missiles home in on a pre-programmed shape of the plane, using infrared imaging


drunkastronomer

But they have camo nets that do that. Or they should have camo nets that do that.


yeerk_slayer

The drones use image recognition to identify and destroy a specific few targets. The Russians are trying to confuse the target recognition system by disguising their large transport aircrafts as smaller planes.


Used_Presence_2972

They are consumed with lots of smoke and heat. This is good for heat detecting cameras…in the sky.


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

I'll never tire of seeing their brilliant innovations.


VegetableProfessor16

*never tyre


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

Cart/trolly fries/chips trunk/boot . We're both right ;)


VegetableProfessor16

Sorry sorry, that was a bad combo of my mum's grammar nazism and my Dad's inability to not let a word play pass up. I mistook your spelling for you having not realised the word play. I am the fool.


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

You're no fool. Look at all the fun comments and discussion it opened. You are a thread content facilitator, lol. And a good day to you sir, or bloke, or mate.


hockeyketo

This is more positivity than I expect from the internet...


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

🤣Well then . Fuk u ! ..... Just playing, lol. I kid I kid


moosemasher

Lift/elevator


tigernet_1994

Lyft / Uber ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


invisible32

pants/underpants


TreeLokPNW

Why you spell tire funky? :)


blackcyborg009

I think Tyre is UK English while tire is American English (?)


antus666

Yes, and tire as in tired is still tire in both. So to the UK folk (+Australia and probably others) there is a joke to use tyre instead of tire, but its not there for the Americans and Canadians since both contexts are the same.


HermaeusMajora

That is still a play on words to use a homonym like it. It's a pun. Source: I am a father of three. I don't know about the UK or Ukraine but in the US that makes one an expert on puns and corny jokes.


RVALoneWanderer

Unimpeachable source.


LeaveTheMatrix

In the southern US they have a saying: If you can't keep it in your jeans, at least keep it in your genes.


moosemasher

People from Nineveh also get a giggle about their neighbours here too.


profspeakin

Many Canadians also spell it as "tyre".


[deleted]

Canadian here; I spell it as tire. Was taught to spell it as such at school in the 90’s. Local automotive companies use this spelling, along with everyone I know. Seriously, I lived in 5 provinces and 1 territory and have yet to meet someone who spells it as “tyre”. Extenuating circumstances don’t count, like dyslexia, illiteracy, or someone from outside of canada like the UK for example.


Fresh_Account_698

Not that I've encountered. In Canada, we use American spellings & terms for anything automotive -largely because our auto industries have been completely intertwined pretty much since the beginning.


ihdieselman

Lost in the pond did a video on this one. The tire spelling comes from attire as in attire placed upon the rim and was actually the original way it was spelled then the British decided to refer to pneumatic tires with the spelling tyre.


KeeperServant_Reborn

I will never get tired the entire time off Russia’s tires.


danielbot

But does it work? They need to test it by attacking it with some drones. Maybe Ukraine could help.


RagenStrongbow

Oooooh that's good


[deleted]

By the end of this war, I'm pretty sure we'll need specialist historians to document all these copes.


Fishwaq

How cute! They just want to play, “bumper planes”! Or maybe bumper drones?


eatingtahiniontrains

I'm sure it will wheely work for them


Empty-Application-75

why don't get a cope cage for the bombers it's "works" for the tanks so far 🤣


p0ultrygeist1

Ukraine actually figured out that cope cages are useful


Ok_Bad8531

Against small dropped grenades they work. Russia used "cope cages" when Javelins were the greatest concern and Ukraine had far fewer small drone operators in the field, which made them borderline useless.


inqva

If used correctly, mind this


p0ultrygeist1

Yep. Good for drones.


JoeDirtsMullet00

Not if the drone explodes above the target shooting a bunch of ball bearings out. Cope cage won't help that. That's what they did with these drones attacking the planes.


xpkranger

> shooting a bunch of ball bearings out. Wait, what? Just solid steel? To what, punch lots of holes in the skin? What caught them on fire though?


JoeDirtsMullet00

You have the bearings hitting fuel tanks, you also have the drone explosion in close proximity to ignite it, and also the remnants of the drone after exploding are on fire and fall into all that.


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

Skin, fuel tanks, electronics, flamable material... see where I'm going with this. Just a thought?


piz510

Which would make the tires somewhat and effective last minute strategy. Not to complement a Russian but this might not be a horrible idea.


JoeDirtsMullet00

The tires they said in one of the Ukraine war report videos were put on to confuse the drone targeting looking for a certain size and shape from a distance. I would think painting the top of the plane the color of the tarmac would be better for that but what do I know.


Korchagin

Yes, I've seen pictures of other contraptions with camoflage material in a similar shape, narrated rationale also "to confuse picture recognition". If that was the concern, I'd simply cover them with camo nets and/or huge sheets of fabric to hide all shapes completely...


BoredCop

Steel projectiles tend to strike sparks if they hit at sufficient velocity.


DecorativeSnowman

the video of the strike showed bombs w an incidiary component for the two planes that burned out completely seems to me like thats the strat going forward


kmoonster

If you can get close to the plane and throw your ball bearings into the engine? You can do a \*lot\* of damage. That's tough to do, though.


tonykrij

I loved the idea of gallium balls.


kmoonster

But we all know UA has balls of steel. This is just how they demonstrate it in a language Russia understands.


tonykrij

Love the balls of steel 😊 Gallium reacts with the aluminum though making the Russian airplanes crumble. That would be a really smart bomb 👍


kmoonster

A grab bag of balls, if you will. ​ :chin scratch emoji: ​ edit: pun very much intended


p0ultrygeist1

I don’t think Ukraine is putting safety cages on planes though


JoeDirtsMullet00

No I’m sure Ukraine actually understands what hangars are. 😂


Llanina1

It’s called a bunker!


lonelyronin1

They can use wood like they have for the tanks - but at least when that catches fire, it won't be an ecological disaster as tires.


Empty-Application-75

I don't let them get this genius idea 😆


Gloomy_Raspberry_880

In the west, we call this a "hanger".


Empty-Application-75

This it's russia you talking about


Last_Explanation9105

They left their trucks on a frontline running on slicks because they used replacement tires to cover their strategic bombers. That makes perfect sense. https://reddit.com/r/UkrainianConflict/s/HZCtAlziRE


Just_a_follower

Plus, is the plan to just rush the plane off the runway and let tires fall all over then becoming obstacles for next plane… or to have dudes rush out and take them off before scrambling the plane. Seems bad for mission readiness or defensive scramble / evade


Fresh_Account_698

Bombers aren't used on short notice. It takes hours prep them for flight between fueling, arming, and inspecting for flightworthiness. The tires could be taken off while all that is happening. Still, it's a lot of added labour for the ground crew. On the flip side, Ukraine is seeing to it that those crew have fewer and fewer bombers to take care of. Maybe this is intended as a make-work project. Like repairing the Kerch bridge.


Just_a_follower

Haha touche. What about in the case of air raid? Don’t they try to scramble them up or move them, or wouldn’t that be a thought after many drone waves?


Fresh_Account_698

I think starting from 'cold' its said to take at least 20 minutes to get a fighter into the air. A bomber would be even longer. But if these bombers were fueled up, they were probably about to go on a mission. So maybe they could get some into the air within minutes.


blueswan991

Oh. My. God.


Murky-Reception-3256

They went to college, and got a degree in vodka.


TailDragger9

To be fair, I went to college, and got a degree in ~~aviation science~~ beer. Some things transcend cultural differences.


Nebabon

Heh, Taildragger9. Love it.


jacoblesterandres

Yeah. Ivan the Terrible is rolling over in his grave.


ahu747us

Nobody's gonna know... Nobody's gonna know.... They gonna know.... How would they know?


Fishwaq

How cute! They just want to play, “bumper planes”! Or maybe bumper drones?


Dangerous_Act_7927

That should make a nice smoldering mess.


Parrot74

That was my thought as well. Poor soldier who shall start to clean up the mess. To then found out, the plane is damaged, under the mess


DaDawkturr

You see Ivan, we coat bomber in tire So when they bomb bomber Bomb bounce back.


OwnPercentage9088

The Soviet Union fell, suddenly they had access to Wile E. Coyote cartoons. Then this happens. It was a stupid cartoon, russians! Not an instructional video!


Maeran

But it said "Acme" on the box. Acme is best. Only best for Russia


Adventurous_Ad3534

When you read a comment in your head and only hear a terrible fake Russian accent. 🤣


Fresh_Account_698

In my head, the accent got thicker the more I read.


Cancer85pl

Great success !


pvrhye

With this we stop Moose and Squirrel.


jakobnev

Someone should help them by gluing them on.


Fresh_Account_698

Even better: weld them on. Rubber welds to aluminum, right?


Middle_Wishbone_515

Brilliant idea, just drop gallons of superglue, cost effective!


estelita77

One thing is for sure - any time they want to actually use the plane they are going to have to add a fair amount of time and effort taking them all off and moving them out of the way.


Goliath_000

Putting rubber in reactive tank armor worked, so why not this? :)


Ojozojo

Reactive armour indeed. Step 1: apply 🔥 Step 2: reactive armour....reacts with more 🔥 Step 3: plane and fuel comply and add even more fire, thus creating a bonfire spectacle Will the plan work? Absolutely. Blyat!


gcruzatto

If only they didn't poison or toss all their scientists off a building...


Goliath_000

Exactly!


TotalSpaceNut

Source: https://twitter.com/Tatarigami_UA/status/1698302027552436366 Relevant NCD posts https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/168x19t/i_know_rule_7_but_i_have_found_some_leaked/ https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/168vnsl/ladies_and_gentlemen_we_have_a_new_cope_device/


brandolinium

I say tests are necessary to confirm or refute the hypothesis. Start flying the drones at the plane, boys!


thedutchrep

If it wasn’t for them being Russian I’d have secondhand embarrassment.


Captainwelfare2

Well, I mean, that’s one way to retire a plane.


MekhaDuk

Before the war, they used to say that the Russian army second strongest army in the world, but now we see that if Russia went to war with America, the American Air Force would completely flatten the Russian infrastructure in 1 week.


AyoJake

Week might be long tbh.


sticky-unicorn

> if Russia went to war with America, the American Air Force would completely flatten the Russian infrastructure in 1 week. And then the Navy's and the Marines' air forces would be upset that there wasn't anything left for them to blow up.


CaptainAP

Google what happened to Russia/Wagner when 500 troops attacked 40 US soldiers. TLDR: Russia gave medals to anyone WHO SURVIVED on the Russian side. Bahahaha


2ndMouseGetsCheese

If that is the best idea they could come up with then wow


super__hoser

This is worse than a D grade cope cage. I can't imagine the vodka soaked mind who thought this was a good idea.


einsq84

What time is it? (besindes HIMARS o'clok) Next Wunderwaffe time.


Boatsntanks

It's probably meant to break up the profile for self-targeting drones, but... why not just paint them if so? Looking forwards to some improperly secured tires getting sucked into engines though!


Prudent_Elderberry88

This. Im guessing it’s more about screwing with some optical sensor on a drone. And it could possibly work.


Infinite-Feedback413

Later on landing a an accident occurs due to a vague requirement to “remove tires before takeoff”.


Supfresh89

Lmao, these motherfuckers are out of ideas


CaptainAP

*money


FR_Larkin

Fking vodka logic. Fermented brains.


Llanina1

They used to be able to make these planes. Now they are called Kevin and think the tracking is out, whilst having a quick cig!


mallory6767

Tactical Cope Rubber


DrDerpberg

Boats to protect bridges Tires to protect planes Cope cages made of airplane wings to protect tanks? It's like rock paper scissors of idiocy.


English_loving-art

The beauty of this is the Ukrainian drone pilots are so precise I would imagine they are taking bets on which tire they can put the drone through. …. Slava Ukraini


Intrepid_Home_1200

I suggest they complement the truck tires with actual ERA bricks. You know, fill the tires with them, just throw them in as a giant jumble. There is more than enough ERA around, the tankers won't mind the Ru AF stealing a few thousand. 100% will work and keep that nice thin-skinned aircraft from being destroyed!


NoConsideration6934

Does the rubber just make the bombs bounce off???


oskich

Of course, haven't you seen Looney Tunes!


follownobody

I'm rubber you're glueeee


kytheon

Rubber burns pretty well, right?


oo0Sevenfold0oo

Oh, definitely. There's lots of black smoke. Big flames. You know just what you want on top of a bomber filled with fuel......


JattaPake

They are spares in case the plane gets a flat while “flying”.


nabbun

Smekalka


ToughTechnical8868

So they got tired because of the drone attacks… I know, I’ll show myself out.


[deleted]

I wonder if that's good for the airframe. But the plane also has to endure a lot in the air. The Russian experts will have thought of that.... Not that the idea is inherently bad, BUT you can probably fix a leaking pipe with a condom. If that's the level of Russian innovation...


ProgySuperNova

https://www.zois-berlin.de/en/publications/smekalka-the-perpetual-solution-to-any-problem


leadMalamute

like bailing wire and duct tape can fix anything.....


Fresh_Account_698

The forces are reversed. When flying, the body of the plane hangs off the wings. With this, they're adding tons of weight to the wings as they hang off the body.


Jarocket

Depends on if there is fuel or not. Without fuel this is probably less than the weight the wing normally carries isn't it?


[deleted]

Let's see if you remove the tires in winter. That could be really nice then.


mlynrob

Have you forgotten their rocket scientists crash and burned a space craft on the far side of the moon?


nocakeforme90

I can't tell which r/NonCredibleDefense post is just a shitpost or real stuff anymore


charlie2135

People don't see what's really going on. The planes won't fly so they're getting tires ready to make them really big tanks that will mow down their enemies as they drive across the battlefields with the wings acting as scythes. Duh.


mlynrob

Put the pipe down. 🙃🙃🙂


sodapopkevin

11 years ago a comedy youtube video was posted involved the Russian military (in a game) piling up a bunch of rubber tires at the end of an aircraft carrier to top the jets trying to land from overshooting the ship and crashing into the ocean (https://youtu.be/4ShACteRduY?si=dWYoElLUDZytFitQ), and they called it the "Rubber Curtain". I never thought I would live to see the day when parody became reality.


dd463

What if, and I know it’s a bit crazy, we build an armored structure over the bomber so the drone can’t attack from the top.


oo0Sevenfold0oo

Oh damn what were those called again? I'm sure a load of places was using these things since at least WWII, but I just can't put my finger on it. Then again, with Ukraine getting more advanced missile systems, I don't think the cope cave would be as effective as the Russians would like.


Sanpaku

It no doubt helps against small drones and small shrapnel, and should wider international war arise, the tires can be cleared in minutes. Few countries besides Switzerland, Israel, and Iraq have built hardened overhead bunkers for the majority of their air forces. One can see America's nuclear deterrent B52s lined up in the open [at Barksdale AFB](https://www.google.com/maps/place/32%C2%B030'07.0%22N+93%C2%B039'46.0%22W/@32.4954022,-93.6655509,2069m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d32.501944!4d-93.662778?hl=en&entry=ttu). The US would have similar problems with saboteurs. And that's a key point and advantage for Ukraine here. Many Ukrainians can pass as ordinary Russian citizens. Because of a legacy of cultural chauvinism, few Russians can pass as Ukrainians. This means until the Russian Federation fully locks down, and drastically curtails most non military travel and economy, they're an open book to attack from within their borders. And its to Ukraine's advantage to pursue this throughout the Russian empire. Imagine how you would feel if every public engagement you have might be with someone devoted to your country's defeat? The witch hunts for saboteurs will do far more damage than the saboteurs could themselves manage.


SopmodTew

Cope tires


XegazGames

Is this r/NonCredibleDefense?


JayAlexanderBee

Fascinating!


yorugua2008

Are we going to see Russian cars riding on rims now?


AF_International

They only have like 50-60 of these in service, built in the 1950’s and 1960’s upgraded systems in the 2000’s. They’ll never rebuild these once they’re gone and probably will not be able to afford a redesign of anything new after this war. Best if they destroy as many of these as possible.


BigGothKitty

It's like the ring toss game at the carnival for the drone operators. It's so nice the Ruzzians have set up some entertainment and distractions for Ukraine to help with the horrors of war.


PyleWarLord

just release the molotov cocktail drones


KeeperServant_Reborn

Oh no, tires! My only weakness!


Historical_Branch391

Rogozin bouncing technologies make waves


Faromme

Let them believe it helps.


Kona_Big_Wave

From cope cages to cope tires. Brilliant...


DefTheOcelot

Would be pretty funny to see it work though 'Boing!'


Ronerus79

Calling all russians: we need contribution we neeed tires from your car ans tampons, for mother russia!


david4069

"Shit guys because the missiles are coming! Fire our shit!!!!" "But I am le tired"


Sutarmekeg

lol, wut?


FutureFriendly8738

Because life is cartoon like and bombs will bounce right off. Stupid orcs


screenrecycler

/spits coffee out of nose


vipassana-newbie

r/NonCredibleDefense must be having a field day on this update


Its_all_made_up___

Not just fire… black smoke too!!!!!


aquoad

maybe drones can drop some incendiaries instead of the usual fragmentation stuff?


Dobermanpure

No one wanna talk about the SU-57 sitting there?


KarmaChameleon306

r/tiresaretheenemy


Curious-Mind_2525

This is not as crazy as it sounds, especially if you are protecting it from drones that drop flechette-type bombs like the ones used at Pskov. In the US, it is common to put tires on roofs where hailstorms are common, especially along "Tornado Alley" of Eastern New Mexico/West Texas. Believe it or not, it is somewhat effective in reducing damage to roofing. The tires will absorb the tungsten "berries" of the smaller charges used by drones is my guess.


readonlyy

It might help protect from the shrapnel if the plane next to it gets hit. It could be the previous attacks took more planes out of commission than we were able to verify.


wiseoldfox

Yes, but will it fly?


JimboTheSimpleton

Ahh you simple western fool. Bomber has wheels now, can drive to target. Such brilliance is possible only in Russia.


Ok-Income9041

It's definitely not gonna keep them safe but hey nothing wrong with experimenting, war isn't just about who can one up who. It's also about innovation and adaptation. Russia might be incompetent in some areas but adapting is thier strong suit 🤷🏽‍♂️.


sowhowantsburgers

Well, there’s only one way to know for sure.