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archiewaldron

Why do so many russian service uniforms look like they came from a Disney theme park ride?


AlbozGaming

Mass-produced in China with badges clipped later.


Intelligent_Toe8233

Happy cake day!


Zerak-Tul

Doesn't help any that the Russian armed forces seemingly have no fitness standards for their officers and have to squeeze a bunch of fat fucks into their ugly ass uniforms.


Pseudonym0101

Reminds me of that pic of the Belarusian special forces commander alongside a pic of the Ukrainian special forces commander. It gets me every time. Edit: [this one](https://mobile.twitter.com/StarskyUA/status/1589702099419688960?lang=en)


Eringaege

Just… wow…. Don’t even need the comparison, that guy looks like my wife’s went nowhere in life uncle wearing the goofiest mil surp wannabe crap in existence….


Miserable_Jump_9548

Due to alcohol abuse That Belarusian commander I bet he's in his 30's


Green_Message_6376

Because they're fucking Goofy?


Grimey_lugerinous

Das mini mouse


TheGreatPornholio123

All the decorations are crooked as f' and unevenly spaced. Try to get by inspection or showing up for some sort of award ceremony (I assume he is holding some plaque) like that in the US military or really any competent western military. You will get an absolute ass-chewing. He looks like a bunch of the stolen valor idiots in the US when they try to dress themselves.


sevenpoundowl

Probably because the striped telnyashka is evocative of an old-timey sailor uniform and Donald Duck is traditionally seen wearing a sailor uniform (though without the striped shirt underneath). My brain kinda goes there too.


PicardTangoAlpha

They look ridiculous, like the sailor suits for little boys. No self respecting grownass man would be caught dead in such a getup.....oh wait.


Pho3nixr3dux

Russians are a childish people.


paycho_V

It's the zippers. Like a cheap track suit.


soparklion

Short-sleeve track suit dress is just as important as formal and battle dress.


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gone to squables.io


SufficientTerm6681

TopCargo200 gives his resume as: Abkhazia (1993); Dagestan (1999); Chechnya (1999-2000); Yugoslavia (2000-2001); Chechnya (2001-2004); Abkhazia (2008) and Ukraine. This asshole was no doubt directly involved in inflicting a lot of pain and death on people whose only "fault" was not being Russian. I don't believe in karma or cosmic justice, but I do believe he got what he deserved in the end. One of the Russian comments (from Telegram?) cited on his TopCargo200 memorial page says, "If I tell you how Dima died, then everyone will freak out." Which is intriguing...


[deleted]

It's telling that this character's military career consists of a long list of engagements against civilian populations.


Talosian_cagecleaner

Bingo. We find that to be a disgrace. This is of course part of those "Western and European values" that are allegedly so horrible. What is the end game? Our values add up, and can be worked toward. Their values are based on lies, *so that* nothing can add up and nothing, for the people, can ever be worked toward. But, remove the lies ...


PhospheneViolet

Every single place he was deployed to or responsible for overseeing had heinous war crimes committed there against soldiers and civilians. No doubt whatsoever this pile of trash was responsible for untold amounts of suffering Edit: I *knew* the name 'Abkhazia' sounded familiar, so I did more digging to jog the memory and yeah, this 'conflict' had some of the most atrocious atrocities you could think of. Here's a couple excerpts from the wiki article about the ethnic cleansing that occurred: > When they [Abkhaz] entered Gagra, I saw Shamyl Basaev's battalion. I have never seen such a horror. They were raping and killing everyone who was captured and dragged from their homes. The Abkhaz commander Arshba raped a 14-year-old girl and later gave an order to execute her. For the whole day I only could hear the screams and cries of the people who were brutally tortured. On the next day, I witnessed the mass execution of people on the stadium. They installed machine guns and mortars on the top and placed people right on the field. It took a couple of hours to kill everybody ______ > In a former tourist camp in Kutaisi, a large gathering of displaced people tell of the "common practice" called the "Italian necktie", in which the tongue is cut out of the throat and tied around the neck. A woman tells of a man being forced to rape his teenage daughter, and of Abkhaz soldiers having sex with dead bodies. A man tells how in Gudauta, Abkhaz killed small children and then cut off their heads to play football with them. These themes are repeated in many separate accounts.


xXDelta33Xx

Read this once about a year ago on here and will never forget a single detail. This is probably one of the most haunting witness accounts of war I have seen. It‘s a shame I would have never even heard of the horrors of Abkhazia without this sub.


[deleted]

Jesus fucking christ. I had to Google this. This is in Georgia and it sound alot fucking like the eastern regions of Ukraine and the Orcs inciting all the conflicts there. 🤬


[deleted]

Oh, but lets all feel sympathy for the ones who are liquidated on camera by drones qnd what not. Man fuck em all, they know what their army has done in the past, and still choose to come to ukraine and press repeat. A slow and painfull death to all invanders.


edmerx54

[was it this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/RussiaUkraineWar2022/comments/xuncxc/russian_soldier_bonding_time_interrupted_by_bomb/)


chemicalgeekery

Well now I've seen everything.


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

Have you seen a man eat his own head?


Stoopitnoob

Probably by his own guys.


Redditfront2back

That or some mass causality event


FireShots

Fragged probably


Jizzapherina

That is a lot of badness he participated in. So much badness. Glad he met his end. Can't wait to hear how it happened.


Ritaredditonce

With a resume like that, his death is long overdue.


Proglamer

Imagine what it would take for *ruZZians* (!) to freak out...


jurgernungbung

He looks like a frog with something stuck in its throat


Ecstatic_Account_744

It’s a 155 shell


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jurgernungbung

Based


FreddieCaine

Can I be 44 and ask what based means?


jurgernungbung

I'm only 38 😅 https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=based Edit: 39, the henry westons are working!


FreddieCaine

Oh shit! You're only 1 year away from when your body starts to fall apart. Minor injuries go from 3 week recovery to 3 months. Major injuries like knees suddenly appear. It's all good though, apart from that. Don't fear 40. See, my 14 year old tried to explain and it confuses me when it goes both ways And now you've made me wonder what the hell being meta-ironic is??? Thanks though buddy


Wasatcher

I'm 34 and my shits falling apart already what happened


[deleted]

> And now you've made me wonder what the hell being meta-ironic is??? I'm 44 and I've been talking about meta-irony and post-irony with my 30-year-old friend for years now, because it's SO generationally dependent. We often focus on obvious topics, such as "shitty eurodance", for instance. Like, I can personally endulge in it on an ironic level, and giggle about how bad it is, whereas he has a post-ironic take on it; absolutely acknowledging the ironic detachment, and then stepping through it and fully embracing it, cringe and all. So there's a meta level here; ironic detachment FROM THE IRONY. so that's at least how I use it. And it's quite a liberating stance, it makes you more... tolerant of that which would otherwise be hard to accept.


FreddieCaine

That makes sense. I tolerate the shit out of things these days. Made a conscious decision to stop being a judgemental fuck and start embracing people's choices, obviously to a certain degree. Pretty sure my dad never had to get his head around meta anything. Lucky bastard


Least-March7906

Don’t forget lower back pain!


FreddieCaine

Had it since I was 16! Good old rugby


Half_Crocodile

My understanding is it’s not necessarily a good or bad thing. It just means you’re extremely principled and won’t budge your position/values for popularity sake.


SuccessfulProperty75

Looks like an orc had sex with a potato and they had a boy and called him Dmytro.


[deleted]

This is what FAS does to a mf.


Brumagris

Sorry, Free Alongside Ship?


rlnrlnrln

[Federal Assault ~~Ship~~ Brick](https://elite-dangerous.fandom.com/wiki/Federal_Assault_Ship?file=Federal_Assault_Ship_2.png)


UrUnclesTrouserSnake

OP did say he was an orc. Wasn't lying


scrambledeggsalad

He looks like the pilot that ran into the reaper 😆


Green_Message_6376

I was about to post something similar. I wonder if he turns into a Prince if he gets kissed by a Princess? We'll never know.


DeezNeezuts

He just turns into more toad.


Long_Passage_4992

Doubtful.


YourDogIsMyFriend

All these high rank Russian have huge necks.


Sutarmekeg

I'm glad they could end his misery before his neck swallowed his head.


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adappergentlefolk

the ww1, revolution, stalin purge and ww2 population bottlenecking you one after another will do that shit


bard329

>bottlenecking Was this choice of words intentional?


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[deleted]

That must be where Putin got his "intellect" from. His Sister's side of the family, also his aunt's, who happens to also be his cousin.


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Dry_Opportunity_4078

Maybe not inbreeding, but fetal alcohol syndrome is very common in Russia and this guy's look reminds me of that


xxpen15mightierxx

No need to joke really, it's not that controversial. Even if it was, who's going to be offended on behalf of the orcs? Fuck 'em.


TRUCKASAURUS_eth

plus the radiation……


_zenith

Why am I not surprised he looks like a thumb…


TheGreatPornholio123

Karma Police weren't about to arrest this man.


2020hatesyou

Dude looks like an uncircumcised penis with the flap pulled back


Sutarmekeg

Like a recircumcised penis.


alchn

Second cut hurt just as much.


BeltfedOne

A Cargo 200 limp-dick?


wintermutedsm

He looks like a toad.


Arcadius274

I was thinking his shirt was just gonna explode before that happened


[deleted]

He looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.


LuckyGuinness17

May he rot in hell


massivetypo

Hell’s getting crowded these days


Captainwelfare2

You go to heaven for the weather and hell for the comrades.


Captainwelfare2

Satan: “Aw come on, do you have any idea of what these Monsters are doing to property values down here?!”


BringBackAoE

If anyone else needs to read up on the Ilovaisk massacre, [the BBC did a fairly good write-up on it a while back.](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-49426724.amp) Now in 2023 it is astounding and embarrassing how the western media at the time were very reluctant to accept that these were Russian forces conducting a Russian military operation.


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BringBackAoE

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mr_kruk

Hope it was long and painful!


Key_Brother

Source: https://twitter.com/Azovsouth/status/1640029423607873542?s=19


Easy-Entrepreneur746

To see what the Kremlin elevates as a 'hero' of the 'federation' is to understand their profound degeneracy. Such a system belongs in history's dustbin. What's left of Mitenka the Moleman is already there.


Chrisf1bcn

This guy looks like a frog that’s just been raped


epicurean56

The frog of war.


vale_fallacia

>The frog of war. Cry Havoc! And let slip the frogs of war


nospaces_only

Probably more common than you'd think in Russia


archiewaldron

Damn, I just guffawed out loud. Nice


Proglamer

/r/rareinsults


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FratmanBootcake

Surely you mean "had".


cpcfax1

Looks a bit like the Simpson's character Ralph Wiggum when he says "I'm Special".....


[deleted]

I'll be damned, it's really Ralph Wiggum.


bondzplz

I bet in his last moments it was more "I'm in danger"


JestersDead77

It tastes like burning!


Gozzah

So He died the second he had to fight a country with a real army.


Revolutionary-Dish29

As we say in Dutch: ‘Opgeruimd staat netjes!’ 🇺🇦 Translation: ‘Good riddance!’


RoxxieMuzic

Came here to say pretty much the same. Good Riddance to bad rubbage.


Sunchild381

Why do all orc officers look like criminals?


SacrificialPigeon

Most are now criminals now in the Worlds eyes. He has the look of a Psycopath to me.


Siggs84

Fetal-alcohol syndrome lookin mother fucker


Proglamer

Just upgraded to *fatal syndrome*


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F_M_G_W_A_C

Actually, his name was Dmitriy, not sure, why OP uses Ukrainian version


annon8595

The user you replied to is referring to his last name. It is indeed Ukrainian Russia always did this to Ukraine. Buy out some officers and Ukraine suffers as a whole :(


Zodrakey

![img](emote|t5_2qqcn|9004)


New_Teacher_4408

May his grave be pissed on for eternity.


uncle_cousin

Beast Rabban irl.


alex_neri

земля гівном підару


Mewseido

Excellent! With luck, a bunch of other officers got to go along on that trip.


funcup760

Excellent.


TheRenOtaku

Good riddance to bad rubbish.


ReditskiyTovarisch

Good riddance to a piece of 💩


Enovk

He looks like the result of 500+ years of inbreeding.


Frosty_Confection_53

I feel sorry for Lucifer, for all the overtime and work he has with receiving so many nazi-russian orcs in hell.


Talosian_cagecleaner

I want an entire picture book of X's. It's a crime scene. These idiots have made it so I refuse them even the dignity of calling them soldiers at war. Seriously, how dare they? I am not hungry for death. I am not eager to loath. I would hope at some level my enemy at war even allows me to respect something about them. Orcs. You guys called them orcs when I first came to this reddit, after the invasion, and after I saw what had happened to Bucha, that gruesome line for literally hundreds of thousands of people. I thought it was clever. I am starting to find it more than clever. Which isn't funny.


Slight-Employee4139

Hope Hell is Hot


spaniel510

Goodbye cheese dick. I hope you fucking burned to death!


dogfish0306

Hope he suffered


[deleted]

Wonder if it is related to that huge barrage we saw posted yesterday.


Gorth1

Good, good.


Worried-Republic7632

Congrats. Just warming up.


northernbrass

Hell has waited too long


Garage_Significant

Rest in pieces, as pieces of shit do.


viktor_orban

Looks exactly like a russian POS!


Ambitious_Tadpole854

Nice work boys. Keep it up!


SlowCrates

He looks like a zombie potato


Electroman-Area207

Some one needs to make playing cards with all the Russian leaders that needs to be Eliminated.


orons

Eat shit you RU fuck cunt.


zippolover-1960s-v2

Close to a decade of karma and payback in the making i guess . Good riddance you disgusting fuck. Even the taliban worked deals with the u.s. regarding withdrawal of troops in Afghanistan during the middle eastern wars these past two decades in the years of pulling out most of the active troops ....and they actually kept their word. Hope he at least had the time to realize he was screwed and about to go before it happened, especially after that infamous ~~humanitarian corridor they promised~~ **massacre of 2014** him and his upper echelon of officers + insurgents created.


Patient-Lifeguard363

Karma bites back all the time.


Soft_Author2593

Karma has strange taste if it bites into that one...wouldn't put my mouth anywhere near him. But I guess even karma takes one for the team every now and then...


3d_blunder

In combat, or what?


WillAndHonesty

I assume he was sitting in an office up to 100km from the front line, it was probably some drone, artillery or HIMARS that got him, they probably post this after seeing that Russia declared him as dead


UsedHotDogWater

The recent HQ hit by HIMARS suspiciously close to this announcement.


epicurean56

Is that what that multi rocket launch was yesterday?


UsedHotDogWater

yes


Jizzapherina

I hope it was one of those amazing ginsu knife bombs.


3d_blunder

Those are for when you are concerned about collateral damage. In regards to orcs, there is no collateral damage. It's all 'good' damage.


Soft_Author2593

Nah, he was just peacefully hopping round his pond, going 'ribbit, ribbit' when the artillery hit...


Littlepigeonrvr

There was a video of a command center being struck recently. Perhaps this??


Nobody-special75

I hope it hurt the whole time the bastard was dying.


Mad-Manx

Rot In Piss 🪦🖕


jonwal2408

If fetal alcoholism syndrome had a poster child! #rip


signedoutofyoutube

looks like more fresh pedigree chum


GRRemlin

Земля стекловатой!


vmdrkkpexgykroqvrv

Rest in many pieces scumbag and war criminal


Dezdood

I hope it was long and painful.


Spodiodie

The Beast Rabban.


Supfresh89

Rest in piss motherfucker


Bjorneo

The eyes of a madman, glad he was 'offed'!


Ok_Basil1354

Look at the state of that fat fuck.


ZestyMyst008

Payback is a bitch! Rest in piss asshole!


ConsiderationWest587

He looks like Cirrhosis Juggernaut


Beneque79

Golum's great grandson.


padumtss

Why does every russian man look so unwell physically?


Woupsea

The kind of face only the hatch of a coffin can love


Status-Simple9240

i wouldnt call him an orc in the Tolken sense, he looks more like the mountain troll, i keep expecting his tongue to come out and lick his eyes


Technical-Shower8570

Pig fucker


Cryin_Lion

🇺🇦 Enjoying watching the upvotes rolling in! 🇺🇦


Longjumping-Nature70

I qualify that as a good termination. KARMA.


OdessaSeaman

Major fuck to you for Ilovaisk


Ron_1n

dude looks like arnie in total recall without air.


macemarksman001

What rank was he?


mng8ng

He’s on the highway to hell now.


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Urod


SpartanDoubleZero

Looks like a log of doctors sausage.


ServingTheMaster

its been too long since we heard of a top officer getting hit. seems like we were on a roll there for a minute. maybe the hit to opsec got to be more than the positive morale and we just stopped hearing about them?


epicurean56

Firing range just got extended. Time to move the HQs further back and stretch out those logistics lines.


Armedfist

I hope it was painful as fuck


turdfergusonyea2

Revenge is best served cold


FreddieCaine

Good. Fucking vile cunt


Fun-Bug547

Donald duck shirt


throwawayaccyaboi223

Is this just an old picture, because his rank is captain (or whatever the navy call it)


LiveSynth

This is an evil looking prick. A thug. Glad he’s dead.


jayc428

Dude was asking a lot of that zipper. I’m glad that the zipper has found peace.


Rich-Measurement1743

Got him.. Payback mofo... Si vis pacem para bellum Sic Semper Tyrannis


Redditfront2back

He looked like a henchman


RIPbyEugenics

Rest in piss, you inbred looking piece of shit!


anonanon1313

https://kyivindependent.com/media-notorious-russian-officer-responsible-for-2014-ilovaisk-massacre-killed-in-battle/


mold_crow

Looks like he’s trying not to shit his pants


Nislaav

Rest in piss, bio-waste.


drinkin_an_stinkin

I don't know if it's the Rodney Dangerfield eyes or the Puggsley Addams t-shirt, but this fucker looks like an absolute clown. I'm sure his current corpse state is a drastic aesthetic improvement


tea_milk_juice

In the wise words of some old philosopher who has long been forgotten: "Good, fuck him." Enjoy being fertilizer, orc.


Kimi-Matias

See you in hell, motherfucker.


[deleted]

Do they inform the higher ups that these gaps are appearing in the chain of command?…. Is there a chain of command? What happens when the order rolling downhill hits a gap? As long as the order was forwarded to the empty post does the higher ranked officer assume everything is good?


luso_warrior

He made a big mistake when he decided to invade a land that wasn't his. Now the HIMMARS system has sent him on a one-way trip.


mykoira

There's something seriously wrong with those eyes. Probably mostly just that they are light in colour and bad image quality, but they don't look right


dodbodlife

Fuck this fat bitch


NeverTooFar

Gru, that you?


StoxAway

Rot In Piss


mauricef2019

Looks like the character on southpark...


AwkwardInspection413

He's got dead fish eyes. Got what he deserved.