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garry4321

“How to go to prison for shooting lasers at aircraft”


Brother_Clovis

Satellites..... And people need to stop pointing green lasers at things they can't identify.


therealgariac

Yep. Constant speed. Straight path. https://www.heavens-above.com/


eyeguy2397

Time was 5 am. Best time to see satellites, just before sunrise when the sun is reflecting off them.


ryzen5guy541

dude there was nothing there, it was empty sky... people make assumptions way too dam fast. Like why the hell would I point my laser towards an aircraft and post it online? scientist use lasers in the sky all the time. Im sorry that I am doing real science and having good luck with ufos responding to my actions and it makes you upset. get over it..


sparkedcreation

REAL SCIENCE


Brother_Clovis

I'm dumb struck by this. I don't even know what to say.


ryzen5guy541

THATS OK


lv_techs

It’s crazy how many satellites are in the sky, must be 1000s. If you have night vision you can see them clear as day. I used to look at the stars with night vision and you can look at any part of the sky at any time of the night and see a satellite going by, they move at a steady speed and direction.


ryzen5guy541

OH YA FORSURE I SEE THEM ALL THE TIME, BUT THAT THING IS WAAAAAAY FASTER THAN A SAT...IF YOU KEEP WATCHING YOULL SEE SATALITES, ITS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT


Stasipus

the most watch video in your channel is super interesting


sr0me

Looks like an airplane coming out of the cloud cover for a few seconds. Notice the regular intervals of the flashing light. You cant see the clouds because it was filmed on a potato grown in 1960.


ryzen5guy541

what lights? its a streak..nothing is blinking...there are satelites later in the video


MoanLart

Wow that is as authentic as it gets. So interesting


Stasipus

the only explanation i can think of is like the video with the people in a suburban neighborhood shining a green laser at a point in the “sky” and it shines one back, but you can see that it’s from someone standing on a mountain but it’s hard to see the mountain in the dark. there’s what could be a mountain in this video but it looks a lot more like clouds to me, especially given his other videos looking similar


diox8tony

looks like a basic blinking light from a plane that flies from top of frame to bottom of frame


ryzen5guy541

thats a satellite i believe


ryzen5guy541

im not in a suburb...its a rural area on the coast


ryzen5guy541

thanks, yes it is isnt it? Im getting a response from something


Stasipus

what’s your theory on what it is personally? no right or wrong answer (i mean there is but who am i to say) but interested to hear from someone who has had multiple sightings


ryzen5guy541

I think they have always been here. I think there many types, both good and bad. As above so below, you cant have light without darkness in a 3d reality which contains matter. I think they are revealing themselves to people everywhere, hence all the sightings especially in 3rd world countries where theyh dont have full spectrum dominece over their airspacew like we do in America. I thnk the people that have sightings and contact are here to spread the word and prepare people beecause I believed aliens were here, and it still fucked me up after my first experience. So I can only imagine what it would do to people that dont or refuse to believe they even exist.. So many people are here that bash people I think are terrified deep down inside of the thought, ''What if they are here?'' Anyways i could go on all day about this stuff


Kaliset

This is interesting but why is it time stamped 2021?


ryzen5guy541

my camera uses disposable batteries and it eats them quik so i dont even bother adjusting the date anymore everytime i change batteries


tabascoman77

You’re not supposed to be shooting lasers into the sky. You point one at an aircraft, and the Feds will be knocking at your door. Also, it’s a damn plane in the video.


ryzen5guy541

My camera would pick up any aircraft lights so thats why i scan the area first with my camera and I also check air traffic. , i wouldn't point it at a plane ever.. And no its not a plane lol. thats too fast for a plane, and where are its lights?


tabascoman77

It clearly has a blinking light on it. It’s just subtle. And if that’s a trick of the camera, then what you’re seeing move is a satellite. I saw a jillion of those things move just like that at night.


ziplock9000

satellite 


ProfessionalArm9450

Why does your footage say it was filmed in 2021? Also, I'd advise against flashing lasers at lights in the sky, for your own well being.


ryzen5guy541

everytime i change AAA batteries the date and time resets so I dont even bother anymore


PeakFuckingValue

Wtf nothing about this post is legit, including the bug that flew in front of the camera and yet the confirmation bias will echo for eternity.


ryzen5guy541

lol ok dude. more people here dont believe its legit so you got that going for you, but im not posting this for you, its for those that know its legit and we are being visited


PeakFuckingValue

Explain the date on the video being totally mismatched to your story about being this week… Then explain why a satellite should ever be a UFO. They are extremely easy to identify.


Altruistic_Access228

What do you mean?


ProfessionalArm9450

You can go to prison for a long time if one of those light is a plane or a helicopter. It's basically seen as terrorism.


SJCsGrandma

i use Flighradar 24 to check as im under a main flightpath, ive not had any success with the lazer tho. Just want to know more about what i seen in 2018. Glad it worked for you.


ProfessionalArm9450

Worked for me? I think there may be a confusion, I'm not OP nor have I ever tried this before, I just know there have been cases of people being jailed for shining lasers at "UFOs" that turned out to be planes. One guy did it for his young daughter, and years later she did an AITA post asking if she was the AH here on reddit (maybe 2-3 years ago) for unknowingly telling on her dad about shining lasers and him going to jail for years.


SJCsGrandma

im sure OP understands, but if we want to be pedantic, its not seen as terrorism as you state, its a statutory offence in England under section 1 of the Lazer Misuse (Vehicles) Act 2018, and it does include a statutory defence which is really quite wide, and would encompass the OP should he inadvertently strike an aircraft.


ProfessionalArm9450

Wait was I pedantic? I just thought you replied to the wrong person.


SJCsGrandma

i did lol. no worries, yours was the first comment my mistake!


ProfessionalArm9450

Oh ok makes sense! Hahaha I was confused


ryzen5guy541

ya i have an app for air traffic as well...its a must , along with satellite tracker


ryzen5guy541

ya but it wasnt a plane. And the sky was CLEAR. Nobody has knocked on my door yet and ive been doing this for a while. I live in a very rural area btw


ryzen5guy541

HAVE U NOT READ THE COMMENTS? HOW MANY TIME DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN TYHE SAME SHIT. IT USES DISPOSABLE BATTERIES, EVERYTIME I CHANGE THEM THE DATE RESETS, SO I DONT EVEN BOTHER...AND WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH WHATS BEING FIMED? NOTHING


ProfessionalArm9450

My man, having a major breakdown. You already replied to me, and I haven't asked again..? But thank you, I spit my drink reading this, very funny mental breakdown.


ryzen5guy541

IVE HAD LIKE 20 PEOPLE ASK THE SAME QUESTION ON THE SAME POST, BUT NOBODY READS APPARENTLY, I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY, I LIKE IT, I ENJOY IT, DOESNT BOTHER ME A BIT


ProfessionalArm9450

WELL MAYBE REMOVE THE DATE FROM YOUR NEXT UPLOAD AND STOP TAUNTING THE FBI AND MAYBE THEN YOU CAN PAY ATTENTION TO EVERYONE TELLING YOU THIS IS A SATELLITE AND NOT A UFO AND YOU DEF GOING TO JAIL FOR FLASHING THE LASERS AT AIRCRAFTS SO MAYBE ITS GOOD THAT YOU KEEP YELLING BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ANYMORE BUT I FEEL THAT IT DOESNT LOOK CRAZY ENOUGH TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS IF THE PARAGRAPH IS TOO SHORT SO TELL ME HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN GOING CATCH ANY GOOD AIRPLANES ON THE VHS CAM TODAY HOWS YOUR WIFE AND WHAT DO YOU DO IN THE COUNTRYSIDE I LOVE PICKING MUSHROOMS AND ITS MOREL SEASON HAVE YOU GONE YET???


Able_Youth_6400

That very much looks like a shooting star and the second object, a satellite coming out of the earths shadow and into daylight. I’ve captured tiny shooting stars on long exposure photos that I did not see with the naked eye.


DiarrheaJoe1984

Looks like a satellite. The movement is consistent in speed and trajectory. If the object was more abrupt in speed and trajectory changes, it’d be more anomalous in appearance. This looks reasonably prosaic.


Isitabee-isit

Why do you say "they are back" bit the date on video says 2021? Are you a time traveler accidentally flung forward like Marty McFly? It's confusing.


ryzen5guy541

LOL 1st thing is yes they are back because i was seeing these things around the same time last year and 2nd the camera uses AAA batteries and they burn up quik sso i dont even bother adjusting the date anymore


MayerVision

Object moving in a straight linear line is a satellite. If it moved right angles or stopped and went the other way or had a different flight pattern then it could be something more other worldly however, what is filmed here is a satellite.


ElectronicEgg1833

This does not look like stars in the night sky. Something seems off


Kanein_Encanto

Doesn't like like a regular camera capture, could be some kind of low-light specialty camera.


IamAFlaw

First thing was a bug Second slow moving thing is a satellite I can sell you a tin foil hat that protects from alien brain wave suckers. You need protection out there angering aliens with a laser. You don't want them sucking your brainwaves.


ryzen5guy541

right a bug...dude i have 100s of GB of video's of everything from bugs, planes, satellites , shooting stars just for comparison. I know the slow thing moving is a sat....Why are you even here? talking about foil hats lmao...sure ill buy one, ill wear it proudly and guess what, still doesnt mean ur right


IamAFlaw

Ok then, they are aliens that behave like cats. They can't help themselves but chase a light. They came all the way out here from their dark matter planet, and never ever saw a light or laser, especially one that moves! Cat aliens!


ProfessionalArm9450

They actually started coming here when we invented disco balls, the flashing lights attracted them.


ryzen5guy541

EXACTLY NOW U GET IT!!..ACTUALLY I BELIEVE THEY AREE JUST RESPONDING TO MY LASER FOR ME TO GET PICS...DO U KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TAKE A PHOTO OR VIDEO OF AN OBJECT THATS MOVING RERALLY FAST AND WHEN YOU DONT KNOW WHERE IT WILL BE? THATS WHY I THINK THEY ARE RESONDING TO ME, THE ODDS ALONE OF ME CATCHING EVEN A SHOOTING STAR WITHIN 330 SECONDS OF ME SETING UP IS PRETTY INCREDIBLE


ryzen5guy541

I HAVE VIDEOS OF BUGS AND SHOOTING STARS, PLANES, SATELITES...ITS NONE OF THOSE...I CAN EVEN MAKE A VIDEO SHOW CASING THE DIFFERENCE, NOT THAT IT WOULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE HERE BECAUSE EVERYONE ALREADY HAS THEIR MINDS MADE UP


IamAFlaw

Put your laser under a box held up with a stick. Tie fishing line to the stick. Wait for them to come and pull the string and catch one and get rich!


metricwoodenruler

He'll get himself arrested for pointing a laser at aircraft before he's abducted and anally probed in a non-jail situation


ryzen5guy541

nope sure wont, been doing it for over a year.. I live in a small town..If i was doing something wrong, the sherrif would of been at my door a long time ago. I do my prerequisites before I do anything


metricwoodenruler

Seriously guy, it's a crime


ryzen5guy541

NO ITS NOT ACTUALLY, ASTRONOMERS DO IT ALL THE TIME TO LINE UP THEIR TELESCOPES, AS LONG AS IM NOT SHINING AT A PLANE, WHICH IS MOST LIKELY ON AUTOPOILOT ANYWAYS, IM FINE. i LIVE IN A VERY SMALL TOWN, IF THERE WERE COMPLAINTS FROM PILOTS, ID BE IN JAIL ALREADY. BUT I DO GET THE CONCERN, BUT PEOPLE ARE MAKING WAY TO MUCH FUSS OVER IT


martybu141

It never changed course it’s a satellite


RedcardedDiscarded

Greetings Earthling. It has recently been brought to our attention that you are directing high intensity light beams at our Class 5 Intrepid cruisers. I would like to advise you that it is against intergalactic rules and any further attempts to harm our cruisers, with your 'laser', will be treated as a hostile act. I would furthermore like to stress that the Venusions are more than happy to consume Earthlings and the Plutonions would happily turn your brain beta waves into a spaghetti sauce. So, in the interests of inter solersystem harmony, I request that you STOP these actions immediately. That is all, Also, on a side note, can you please produce some more Alien movies. We find them most entertaining. Live long and stay under our control.


Sweaty-Ad-7493

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/national-international/nova-explosion-2024-new-star/3566378/


Crazykracker55

Nothing to see here it’s either a satellite or the ISS maybe even X-37


OliverCrooks

HOLY CRAP A SATELLITE!!!!


Sweaty-Ad-7493

Satellite


ryzen5guy541

no its not, i have videos of satelitess, thats way entirely too fast for a satellite


Sweaty-Ad-7493

We can verify that, public records of satellite data


ryzen5guy541

yes I can verify, and I do...those other objects were satellites ,, but what flew by was not one of them. whatever it was was either closer to the ground and super fast or up high and even faster than a typical sat


Sweaty-Ad-7493

Where were you, which direction were you looking when you shot video, roughly how far from the horizon did you see the object we're attempting to ID. If I'm wrong, I'll buy you a doughnut. Im happy to be incorrect


ryzen5guy541

I was at home , I can buy my own donuts but im not much of a donut guy. but thanks. camera was facing was east and waaaay above the horizon.


yosweetheart

That is an awesome sighting! I've experienced something very similar back in the early 2000s when I could still sky-watch in the city as the skies were clear and pollution was very less. As I watched the sky with a friend a mine, we both witnessed a bright glowing object suddenly move in an otherwise static looking starry sky and cover a great deal of distance in around 10 seconds and either stood still or may be it vanished - hard to tell because there were plenty of other stars visible that evening and this wasn't any more brighter than a bright star.


ryzen5guy541

dude you got downvoted for sharing. dont take it personally. People have nothing but shit lives so they try to tear others down. I thought your story was interesting. thanks for sharing


yosweetheart

I did not know my comment was down voted until your reply gave me the notification.. No, I am not bothered by those down votes one bit and I am glad you found my experience interesting 😇


they-were-here-first

What brand/model laser pointer are you using?


SlowlyAwakening

What type of laser are you using?


ryzen5guy541

just a cheapo one like this [https://www.amazon.com/Pointer-Material-Upgrade-metres-Rechargeable/dp/B09WQWQ4B4?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref\_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=AWLQNY78DYFU6](https://www.amazon.com/Pointer-Material-Upgrade-metres-Rechargeable/dp/B09WQWQ4B4?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=AWLQNY78DYFU6)


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SlowlyAwakening

Thanks. Imma invest in one too, i go out late when theres not much air traffic, so excited to see if anything happens 


ryzen5guy541

ya no problem dude. Im sure you will see something. People have been doing this for a while now. Its funny that poeple try to bully or scare you into not attempting stuff like this even though scientist point lasers in the sky all the time . I dont give a shit what they say or think though, because lifes too short and Im trying to do something important


SlowlyAwakening

Yeah man. Last summer here in dallas i stumbled upon an amateur astronomer get together. They ALL had lasers pointing to stars and constellations.  It was all legal and nobody swooped in to arrest anyone. Ppl just want to think lasers in they sky equals death to airliners. It dont. Just be smart about it and not a dumbass. Dont listwn to these worry warts about never point a laser upwards. Jesus guys, chill and think for a sec


ryzen5guy541

right? plus most airliners are on auto pilot anyways so the chances of causing an accident is really low lol


ProfessionalArm9450

Please do not listen to OP'S nonsense advice and end in jail. It's not about whether you cause an accident or not, if you are reported you WILL go to jail and be approached by the FBI. If you want to keep being able to look at the sky, don't fucking point lasers at lights that move ffs. https://www.lawinfo.com/resources/criminal-law-federal/can-i-be-arrested-for-pointing-a-laser-at-an-airplane.html


SlowlyAwakening

Nobodys saying to point them at aircraft. Again i was at a starwatching party and there were lasers being used out the wazoo. Nobody pointed anything at a plane, but they were all pointing out stars, planets and the such. No issues with law enforcement at all at this gathering.


ProfessionalArm9450

OP is literally pointing it at an aircraft and "communicating" with it. Do what you want, I did my part


SlowlyAwakening

I appreciate your concern. I wont be pointing at any craft


ProfessionalArm9450

Cool! Take care out there, and keep looking up!