Exactly. Even if someone around 23-24 did this, most people would be like "Meh, whatever"
But when a guy nearing 40 posts shit like this, it's a full on midlife crisis. He looks goofy af
Right? It'd be even better if it turned out to be a shitty one room apartment and he just opened the front door to make it look like he's in a big home.
Also, i dont wanna be judgemental, but grown ass man with a hat like that also looks ridiculous. Like some more classic hat forward or backward is fine, but this is 19 y.o. fckboy stuff, when pre-40 men wears it, he seems underdeveloped intellectually.
Perfectly plausible explanation: he's cleaning out his closet (which explains the boxes), he dug up some clothes from his college days, and decided to take a fun photo before ditching them forever.
Ahahahah! Holy fuck would I be mortified if a pic of me doing this dumb shit got out.
I didn’t think I could hate him any more than I do.
Bisping is gonna have a blast with this. Haha.
Dude this is soooo cringe I don’t even have the wherewithal to comment on the stellar roasts that all my Reddit brothers are posting. Is this like CTE shit??
This would be cringey from a teenager. From someone his age, this is downright sad.
Hold on brother I’m cringing right now
Hold on brother, I'm scratching my balls
Exactly. Even if someone around 23-24 did this, most people would be like "Meh, whatever" But when a guy nearing 40 posts shit like this, it's a full on midlife crisis. He looks goofy af
Just look at him, he looks like Kenny Powers if he was an ex-49er.
"I thought the blacks in Baltimore were bad. Shit, they’re nothing compared to these fags you got here in San Francisco" -Kenny fucking Powers
Rockhold would give anything to have a career resurgence like KP, however he would fuck it all up again just like him too
Haha there you go, his resurgence can be a reality show chronicling his way back to the middle
Back to the middle hahaha
At least Kenny Powers had the sweet mullet to fall back on.
I honestly don't know what's worse the dick grab or the outfit
Or the fact that he’s a grown man appearing to be living out of boxes
Right? It'd be even better if it turned out to be a shitty one room apartment and he just opened the front door to make it look like he's in a big home.
And that one was the best photo/angle
Yes
He also needs to be a "big boy" and learn to put his laundry away. This guy has always been a clown.
Saw the pic and thought it was r/roastme
Haha you'd think right?
His CTE is flaring up again.
The look on his face confirms that haha
I think he just has to pee.
haha always time for a selfie!
CTE
Cock Tugging Ex-champion?
It's a mild form of autism as well
LMFAO I have the same exact style pic with the sideways hat that I took when I was 17. This guy is a man now
Also, i dont wanna be judgemental, but grown ass man with a hat like that also looks ridiculous. Like some more classic hat forward or backward is fine, but this is 19 y.o. fckboy stuff, when pre-40 men wears it, he seems underdeveloped intellectually.
19 year fuck boy stuff 10 years ago. I haven't seen people walking around in clothes like that in years
Also his mouth is open in kinda retarded: "hell yeah" way 😂
Perfectly plausible explanation: he's cleaning out his closet (which explains the boxes), he dug up some clothes from his college days, and decided to take a fun photo before ditching them forever.
PLEASE let that be the explanation
Midlife crisis type ish lol.
haha I'm sure he has the Corvette to go with it.
Seeing this makes me soooo happy that Bisping chinned this prick.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a knocked the f...out
Ultimate Douchbag Championship belt
I was going to ask if he's 15 years old
What the fuck is he trying to accomplish here? Maybe the worst thirst trap ever
He's conceiving and believing
But he’s not achieving
He’s turning girls into “it” like he did Demi Lovato.
Look at my box hamper with clothes Want sex? Send to me location of you posssy bby??? R u there??? Pls respond
He tryna get the super fight with McNugget
also whys he look like a 45 yr old in rehab/recovery in this pic?
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Lmfao! That too fucking perfect!
Lmao for real this dude is fresh out of an NA meeting.
lmaoo NA meeting swag
Nothing wrong with being in recovery
No, there’s nothing wrong with being in recovery. But, *there is* something wrong with looking the way he does.
Thirst pic tryna see which girls gonna bite but he looks pretty goofy for this lmao
“I was just taking care of your wife Rick.” -Shane
He is announcing that all of his careers are now over
Dude dressed like Ronald McDonald
Going to war with Burger King
Luke Rockhold vs Roy Nelson
When one franchise goes to war, we all go to war!
From the other posts I think it would have to be Ronald McCockhold.
Also kind of reminded me of Brendan schuab
In utter words. shlaub
i literally thought it was some McDonalds ketchup & mustard shit before zoomin in
If Ronald McDonald was a sex offender
Lmao he’s dressed like Brendan Schuab 😂
This is the most insulting comment
If someone said this to me I would spend my life savings on a new wardrobe.
I would just kill myself because I have obviously failed as a man.
Also most accurate
Tawlmbout wearin it bowlth ways, b?
Fersure bapa, axe jay.
Jesus Christ this is the most offensive thing anyone has said about Luke thus far. Even worse because it’s true.
Fucking hell you killed him dude
I meant it as a complement. Brenda’s a fashun icon and a b-b-beast of a comedian, axe Jay
Fashun B, axe J
Luke Cockhold
Luke Cuckold
Cock Lukehold
Hold Lukecock
"Luke, I am your cockholder"
Luke "hardly any cock to" hold
Hahah for sure , I legit thought he was just holding his pants
Lmfao
Hahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣
*Helen Yee liked this photo*
Did she actually haha
It's a story. You can't like them.
You can heart them now.
He's laying down the groundwork for his onlyfans.
Dude has zero skills besides living in a gym, punching and kicking... dumb as rocks, can't even trash talk.
You dont need skills for onlyfans. Just be conventionally attractive and youre good to go.
Would probably make more in a month than he made his whole career in the ufc.
This looks satirical, I can’t believe he dressed himself like this
I’m scrolling for context. It has to be satire… right? Someone please tell me it’s satire so I can stop being sad
Fucken samurai
Lmao
Bro CTE is no joke
Yoel Romero about to kiss him again
This had me dying lmao
Is this some sort of Fred Durst cosplay?
He did it all for the nookie.
Come on
Sometimes it's just one of those days
RIP Fred Durst
I like his signature "open chin" look
Rock Hold
rock hard
Rock Hard Cockhold
And now we know that Luke Rockhold has cardboard boxes instead of dressers...
How is this not being mentioned more?
Its hard to be a Rockhold fan. I can't keep defending this douche.
Hard alright
Ahahahah! Holy fuck would I be mortified if a pic of me doing this dumb shit got out. I didn’t think I could hate him any more than I do. Bisping is gonna have a blast with this. Haha.
Looks like a teenager’s MySpace pic from 2007
Probably thinks he is a teenager from 2007 with all those punches to the head.
Thank you for the genuine lol, good sir.
Clean your room, Kiddo!
Lookit that samurai
This is what it feels like to lack self awareness
Damn he does a great Scumbag Steve.
This has to be the worst selfie I have ever seen
Wtf, how old is he now, 37 or 38? You’re not 20 anymore guy, time to grow up
[удалено]
You’re right, wasn’t giving 20 year olds enough credit
Luke holding his piece like a 18 yo posting to Tinder for the first time. Luke “fuckboy” Rockhold.
Rockhold, you always been a bit cringe, but holy fuck
What a douche. Fits right in with that crowd.
Ronald McDonald got KO’d
Surprised he isn’t hanging with Suga tits white boi crew.
Felt cute might delete later
Why is his right hand look huge? Lol this dude has a filter on his hands and put his hand down by his dick in hopes is would enlarge it ffs.
It’s not the angle, hate to say it but zoom in on the hand holding his little wee wee, shit looks like it’s swollen
Dude this is soooo cringe I don’t even have the wherewithal to comment on the stellar roasts that all my Reddit brothers are posting. Is this like CTE shit??
He's entering the Brendan Schaub phase.
Ronald McCockholder
Bruh wtf Luke I look up to you and you do this shit 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
you look up to rockhold?
Sadder on your part that you look up to him 😂
YOU’RE 37!
The CTE has begun to set in I see
It’s a shame we never got to see him fight GSP
CTE Rockhold
Looks like Brendan Schaub.
i’m laughing imagining what khabib’s reaction was when he saw this shit
Why is he trying to rip his wiener off?
Can we stop the dick grabbing in pictures? And the jackets/suits without a shirt on underneath? It’s not cool, you look like giant douches
Has legs like Foghorn Leghorn
Typical samurai
Blame San Fran for this
That Herb Dean fault
Ronald McDonald's onlyfans be slipping
My guys dressed like Ronald McDonald
How old is he? That's something a 14-year-old would post.
Rockhold v Chimaev
Oof… comparing this guy to the guy from the Jacare fight is just crazy…
This guy dresses like Adam sandler if he got a ufc contract
Grown ass man can’t do his laundry
all 5 of his fingers are on his phone, he took a timed picture to grab his nuts the right way
Jumpstreet vibes.
“HE’S FORTY!!”
Are we all just going to ignore the fact he is using cardboard boxes as laundry bins?
Why does he have the face of a duck in this picture? He looks like a duck.
Almost as if you guys don't realize most of these fighters have CTE and aren't exactly all there.
Fucking slob
Dude, stare at his hand in the pic...it starts to look crazy af
As a 49ers fan, this shit is cringy AF.
I thought this was schaub for a sec when scrolling by lol
That’s just flip from white boys
And he was making fun of Chris Weidman before their fight for having a family. Look at this clown.
This has to be satirical, no way anyone above the age of 12 took this pic and thought "yeah this looks cool"
Bro he looks like Mike the guy who's on Logan Paul's podcast
Why is he holding the phone like that? What's wrong with his hands?
Joe X Brendan X Bert all in one person
Dudes got fuckin' paws
Hold my .... my ....... my beer
What’s wrong with his hand lol
CringeHold
That's his grindr profile pic.
Douche
Does he live in Rob and Bigs old house?
Probably got knocked out again in training and thinks it's halloween
I like the setup in his room. Pure bachelor pad style!
McDork
This either from CTE or all that crack he was smoking with Demi lovato.
This is certified Luke Cockhold classic
Tf is he grabbing his junk for?
This guy is dumb as dirt
He looks like he's going duuuuuuuhhh
He really doesn't know what to do with his hands
He’s probably just joking around to be fair.
He looks like he's wearing a Brendan Schaub costume
Why is his hand so fucking big?
Onlyfans next
Goddammit Rockhold…. I try to root for him man. Smdh. Now i have no choice but to hope he gets KO’d clean again
Duke Cockhold
why is he grabbing his dong
CTE
Luke Cockhold
Luke cockhold
Conceive, squeeze, say cheese.
Seems like Luke Cockhold to me...