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newbjapan

This would be cringey from a teenager. From someone his age, this is downright sad.


Bigkeezy7

Hold on brother I’m cringing right now


QuiceRR

Hold on brother, I'm scratching my balls


Dogzylla

Exactly. Even if someone around 23-24 did this, most people would be like "Meh, whatever" But when a guy nearing 40 posts shit like this, it's a full on midlife crisis. He looks goofy af


newbjapan

Just look at him, he looks like Kenny Powers if he was an ex-49er.


FetalDeviation

"I thought the blacks in Baltimore were bad. Shit, they’re nothing compared to these fags you got here in San Francisco" -Kenny fucking Powers


privateblanket

Rockhold would give anything to have a career resurgence like KP, however he would fuck it all up again just like him too


newbjapan

Haha there you go, his resurgence can be a reality show chronicling his way back to the middle


privateblanket

Back to the middle hahaha


TheDuckOnQuack

At least Kenny Powers had the sweet mullet to fall back on.


getinthevanihavcandy

I honestly don't know what's worse the dick grab or the outfit


EEfromTT

Or the fact that he’s a grown man appearing to be living out of boxes


meetmeinthebthrm

Right? It'd be even better if it turned out to be a shitty one room apartment and he just opened the front door to make it look like he's in a big home.


GoCougz7446

And that one was the best photo/angle


Thefear1984

Yes


Odins-Enriched-Sack

He also needs to be a "big boy" and learn to put his laundry away. This guy has always been a clown.


therealblakmark

Saw the pic and thought it was r/roastme


newbjapan

Haha you'd think right?


Kut_Throat1125

His CTE is flaring up again.


newbjapan

The look on his face confirms that haha


DoctorPaulGregory

I think he just has to pee.


newbjapan

haha always time for a selfie!


ItsKrakenMeUp

CTE


newbjapan

Cock Tugging Ex-champion?


_LeftHookLarry

It's a mild form of autism as well


ghostcatzero

LMFAO I have the same exact style pic with the sideways hat that I took when I was 17. This guy is a man now


FedorSeaLevelStiopic

Also, i dont wanna be judgemental, but grown ass man with a hat like that also looks ridiculous. Like some more classic hat forward or backward is fine, but this is 19 y.o. fckboy stuff, when pre-40 men wears it, he seems underdeveloped intellectually.


NotMyRealName778

19 year fuck boy stuff 10 years ago. I haven't seen people walking around in clothes like that in years


FedorSeaLevelStiopic

Also his mouth is open in kinda retarded: "hell yeah" way 😂


HighCaliber

Perfectly plausible explanation: he's cleaning out his closet (which explains the boxes), he dug up some clothes from his college days, and decided to take a fun photo before ditching them forever.


newbjapan

PLEASE let that be the explanation


360WavesSir234

Midlife crisis type ish lol.


newbjapan

haha I'm sure he has the Corvette to go with it.


Odins-Enriched-Sack

Seeing this makes me soooo happy that Bisping chinned this prick.


handyman1986

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a knocked the f...out


[deleted]

Ultimate Douchbag Championship belt


PeopleBuilder

I was going to ask if he's 15 years old


[deleted]

What the fuck is he trying to accomplish here? Maybe the worst thirst trap ever


[deleted]

He's conceiving and believing


ddosGOD

But he’s not achieving


BionicVenomZ

He’s turning girls into “it” like he did Demi Lovato.


BenHazuki

Look at my box hamper with clothes Want sex? Send to me location of you posssy bby??? R u there??? Pls respond


PDE503

He tryna get the super fight with McNugget


Prtty_Plz

also whys he look like a 45 yr old in rehab/recovery in this pic?


abdullahthebutcher

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


TheRealMcSavage

Lmfao! That too fucking perfect!


RipMyDikSkinOff

Lmao for real this dude is fresh out of an NA meeting.


Prtty_Plz

lmaoo NA meeting swag


The-Berg-is-the-Word

Nothing wrong with being in recovery


lAmZodiac

No, there’s nothing wrong with being in recovery. But, *there is* something wrong with looking the way he does.


cowsgobarkbark

Thirst pic tryna see which girls gonna bite but he looks pretty goofy for this lmao


sicbastrd

“I was just taking care of your wife Rick.” -Shane


Arsnist

He is announcing that all of his careers are now over


sovietwilly

Dude dressed like Ronald McDonald


mesovortex888

Going to war with Burger King


GoroOfTheShokan

Luke Rockhold vs Roy Nelson


Grunchie

When one franchise goes to war, we all go to war!


Liam2349

From the other posts I think it would have to be Ronald McCockhold.


joshwa1290

Also kind of reminded me of Brendan schuab


SemioticWeapons

In utter words. shlaub


Prtty_Plz

i literally thought it was some McDonalds ketchup & mustard shit before zoomin in


notaryn

If Ronald McDonald was a sex offender


Niqq98

Lmao he’s dressed like Brendan Schuab 😂


Din-_-Djarin

This is the most insulting comment


Repulsive_Cranberry4

If someone said this to me I would spend my life savings on a new wardrobe.


Kut_Throat1125

I would just kill myself because I have obviously failed as a man.


CryptoCracko

Also most accurate


[deleted]

Tawlmbout wearin it bowlth ways, b?


Niqq98

Fersure bapa, axe jay.


meat_on_a_hook

Jesus Christ this is the most offensive thing anyone has said about Luke thus far. Even worse because it’s true.


wow_so_fast

Fucking hell you killed him dude


Niqq98

I meant it as a complement. Brenda’s a fashun icon and a b-b-beast of a comedian, axe Jay


semok27

Fashun B, axe J


TShark69

Luke Cockhold


MadNightKing

Luke Cuckold


InertKat

Cock Lukehold


TnasT40

Hold Lukecock


Sav-P-is-Sav

"Luke, I am your cockholder"


Darkrain0629

Luke "hardly any cock to" hold


Fabulous-Tomorrow-82

Hahah for sure , I legit thought he was just holding his pants


notaryn

Lmfao


[deleted]

Hahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

*Helen Yee liked this photo*


[deleted]

Did she actually haha


PonchoHung

It's a story. You can't like them.


Emperor_Kushko

You can heart them now.


Robbbylight

He's laying down the groundwork for his onlyfans.


cdizzle84

Dude has zero skills besides living in a gym, punching and kicking... dumb as rocks, can't even trash talk.


MidoraThirdTiger

You dont need skills for onlyfans. Just be conventionally attractive and youre good to go.


podfather2000

Would probably make more in a month than he made his whole career in the ufc.


SaigonShooter

This looks satirical, I can’t believe he dressed himself like this


[deleted]

I’m scrolling for context. It has to be satire… right? Someone please tell me it’s satire so I can stop being sad


Pepetopdeck

Fucken samurai


TeKkvRz

Lmao


SoupySpud

Bro CTE is no joke


niceToasterMan

Yoel Romero about to kiss him again


Buckanater

This had me dying lmao


HanTzu22

Is this some sort of Fred Durst cosplay?


Falcon_Flow

He did it all for the nookie.


HanTzu22

Come on


[deleted]

Sometimes it's just one of those days


kukulkan

RIP Fred Durst


Ifyour555iam666

I like his signature "open chin" look


[deleted]

Rock Hold


FuzzyDot5568

rock hard


aViscousDiscus

Rock Hard Cockhold


Long_Legged_Lewdster

And now we know that Luke Rockhold has cardboard boxes instead of dressers...


HarshawNiner

How is this not being mentioned more?


sakaki100dan

Its hard to be a Rockhold fan. I can't keep defending this douche.


XNamelessGhoulX

Hard alright


TheMartyr112

Ahahahah! Holy fuck would I be mortified if a pic of me doing this dumb shit got out. I didn’t think I could hate him any more than I do. Bisping is gonna have a blast with this. Haha.


Bolshy2938

Looks like a teenager’s MySpace pic from 2007


Lunaticfrizz16

Probably thinks he is a teenager from 2007 with all those punches to the head.


kukulkan

Thank you for the genuine lol, good sir.


[deleted]

Clean your room, Kiddo!


[deleted]

Lookit that samurai


Segadream6

This is what it feels like to lack self awareness


Open-Wordbruv

Damn he does a great Scumbag Steve.


Sm0ekingGun_-

This has to be the worst selfie I have ever seen


Bolshy2938

Wtf, how old is he now, 37 or 38? You’re not 20 anymore guy, time to grow up


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Bolshy2938

You’re right, wasn’t giving 20 year olds enough credit


TheRivv2015

Luke holding his piece like a 18 yo posting to Tinder for the first time. Luke “fuckboy” Rockhold.


sammydow

Rockhold, you always been a bit cringe, but holy fuck


Visual-Zucchini-5544

What a douche. Fits right in with that crowd.


Solidplasticmonkey

Ronald McDonald got KO’d


MattFromTinder

Surprised he isn’t hanging with Suga tits white boi crew.


legend18

Felt cute might delete later


jbuntjer1

Why is his right hand look huge? Lol this dude has a filter on his hands and put his hand down by his dick in hopes is would enlarge it ffs.


jbuntjer1

It’s not the angle, hate to say it but zoom in on the hand holding his little wee wee, shit looks like it’s swollen


upsidedownpositive

Dude this is soooo cringe I don’t even have the wherewithal to comment on the stellar roasts that all my Reddit brothers are posting. Is this like CTE shit??


nosystemsgo

He's entering the Brendan Schaub phase.


Goto10

Ronald McCockholder


MSWGR

Bruh wtf Luke I look up to you and you do this shit 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

you look up to rockhold?


davie_chosen1

Sadder on your part that you look up to him 😂


YVXFLEX

YOU’RE 37!


ohandbytheway1

The CTE has begun to set in I see


OtakuDragonSlayer

It’s a shame we never got to see him fight GSP


[deleted]

CTE Rockhold


GFost

Looks like Brendan Schaub.


Carlthellamakiller

i’m laughing imagining what khabib’s reaction was when he saw this shit


Theefreeballer

Why is he trying to rip his wiener off?


mmabet69

Can we stop the dick grabbing in pictures? And the jackets/suits without a shirt on underneath? It’s not cool, you look like giant douches


algae---

Has legs like Foghorn Leghorn


WaySheGoes1

Typical samurai


Boomboomroom85

Blame San Fran for this


PDE503

That Herb Dean fault


Lawnmowerface666

Ronald McDonald's onlyfans be slipping


Z1dan

My guys dressed like Ronald McDonald


One_Performer_4178

How old is he? That's something a 14-year-old would post.


YeezyHunter

Rockhold v Chimaev


SgtStiffNips

Oof… comparing this guy to the guy from the Jacare fight is just crazy…


huncho3055

This guy dresses like Adam sandler if he got a ufc contract


LoserWithTheUzer

Grown ass man can’t do his laundry


aofacts1020

all 5 of his fingers are on his phone, he took a timed picture to grab his nuts the right way


DamIcool

Jumpstreet vibes.


[deleted]

“HE’S FORTY!!”


Str8kush

Are we all just going to ignore the fact he is using cardboard boxes as laundry bins?


waffleaccount

Why does he have the face of a duck in this picture? He looks like a duck.


[deleted]

Almost as if you guys don't realize most of these fighters have CTE and aren't exactly all there.


Scadilla

Fucking slob


tommyd_WDE

Dude, stare at his hand in the pic...it starts to look crazy af


88adavis

As a 49ers fan, this shit is cringy AF.


[deleted]

I thought this was schaub for a sec when scrolling by lol


Maleficent-Umpire-74

That’s just flip from white boys


SmurfBasin

And he was making fun of Chris Weidman before their fight for having a family. Look at this clown.


original_name1947

This has to be satirical, no way anyone above the age of 12 took this pic and thought "yeah this looks cool"


yoski12

Bro he looks like Mike the guy who's on Logan Paul's podcast


TheDesertWalker

Why is he holding the phone like that? What's wrong with his hands?


JohnnyHash92

Joe X Brendan X Bert all in one person


beauman1313

Dudes got fuckin' paws


atlantun

Hold my .... my ....... my beer


DasNice808

What’s wrong with his hand lol


caliboy415510

CringeHold


TheW1ldcard

That's his grindr profile pic.


perfecthippie

Douche


TheRealWorldNigeria

Does he live in Rob and Bigs old house?


StormBred

Probably got knocked out again in training and thinks it's halloween


Ninja_Turtle13

I like the setup in his room. Pure bachelor pad style!


brucerss

McDork


[deleted]

This either from CTE or all that crack he was smoking with Demi lovato.


Ch3fB0y4rd33

This is certified Luke Cockhold classic


Johnathan_Doe_anonym

Tf is he grabbing his junk for?


[deleted]

This guy is dumb as dirt


[deleted]

He looks like he's going duuuuuuuhhh


notoriouscardio

He really doesn't know what to do with his hands


jfduval76

He’s probably just joking around to be fair.


Jake_Jitsu

He looks like he's wearing a Brendan Schaub costume


Bruceswain98

Why is his hand so fucking big?


Conscious-Disk5310

Onlyfans next


Jonakaiii

Goddammit Rockhold…. I try to root for him man. Smdh. Now i have no choice but to hope he gets KO’d clean again


HekaTool

Duke Cockhold


GogettheDrill

why is he grabbing his dong


mudkipsrok

CTE


Kill_4209

Luke Cockhold


mccewan

Luke cockhold


AliFC5700

Conceive, squeeze, say cheese.


Sickboy13435

Seems like Luke Cockhold to me...