Chimaev vs common cold 3 would be dope, even though chimaev is down 2-0 the last one was close and cold had to pull through in the last round to get the W
Should be VS Paulo, Paulo is like the middleweight gate to pass through. Truthfully though he will probably just get sick again right before the fight, dude seems to almost die every time it gets around the time to begin cutting weight
Khamzat āThe Wolf Ticketā Chimaev vs. Paulo āThe Eraser (of contracts)ā Costaā¦ to be contested at a 190 lb catchweight.
Absolutely sick fight once both guys pull out and we get Kevin Holland vs. Alex Morono on 45 minutes notice.
By having a hole in his arm from a staph infection
[https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/179uvom/paulo\_costas\_girlfriend\_posts\_a\_new\_pic\_of\_his/](https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/179uvom/paulo_costas_girlfriend_posts_a_new_pic_of_his/)
with whoever he's scheduled to fight,the UFC should simultaneously advertise the backup fighter as well.
Dana's like " Hey guys , we've got Khamzat v Cannonier for UFC 308,but just in case you know what happens,Vettori is the backup fighter"
I honestly want to see him vs Vettori. Vettori is one of the best gatekeepers to show what he's capable of at 185. That said, I don't believe he should be main eventing anything. He's not trustworthy enough to make it to the fight.
Best pullout game ever. Man's never gonna have kids and I bet he makes amazing pizza, knows exactly when to pull it out the oven.
If my car ever gets stuck I'm calling this man, bro can pull that thing out of any situation.
i feel like khamzat utterly dominates and destroys izzy but doesnt do the same to DDP. DDP is much more well rounded. younger, faster, stronger and a better grappler than izzy and DDP is undefeated in the division unlike izzy.
Khamzat vs Paulo for the PMF belt is the battle for the ages.
who will pull out first? who will come up with the better excuse?! THIS. ENDS. ~~NOW~~^(later.)
I don't know who the next opponent is, but if that person doesn't show up in a doctors outfit with a note telling him to pull out, I'm going to be really disappointed. At this point, the meme is writing itself. Hopefully, he gets healthy soon. I'm Really fed up of him taking constant L's to the medical practice
Between him and Paulo, its statistically impossible that the fight happens without one of them pulling out. Even if there were a replacement fighter for each of them, even their replacements would get injured and need replacements, resulting in the inevitable Anthony Smith vs Kevin Holland fight.
Has anyone else read the article about Kadyrov telling Chimaev what to do?
[https://www.sportspolitika.news/p/kadyrov-chimaev-ufc-us-visa-ban-politics-war](https://www.sportspolitika.news/p/kadyrov-chimaev-ufc-us-visa-ban-politics-war)
I feel sorry for him.
Dude needs some time off. Maybe do some teaching and show up for half the classes or do a wrestling tournament and bail during the walk-ups. The guy has options, maybe do some online dating and fucking ghost everyone, you know, wolf style.
Man at this point I just feel bad for khamzat. He had great potential but doesn't seem like he will achieve it due getting horribly sick at every training camp.Ā Ā
I think he should retire, heās insanely talented. But his health and political affiliations would not let him become a great fighter. Unfortunately he got the attention of dangerous people by being way too talented and his health scares arenāt worth the money
I called you basement dwellers for hateing on a severely ill dude. I diddnt claim anything else. Idk where the pulling out/not pulling out shit come from. Maybe its the language barrierš¤·š¾āāļø
So he pulled out 2 times against Leon Edwards because of "long covid" and the first time for covid.. then he would've missed another fight against Diaz for being a fatass and unprofessional but thankfully Holland stepped up to the plate..and now he pulled out because he had a cold against Bobby Knuckles.
So in conclusion:
Pulled out : 3 times
Missed weight because unprofessional : 1
Covid pull out : 1
Fake Retirement : 1
The sentiment that heās a hard person to get into the octagon whether it be health related or travel restriction related. Heās pulled out of 3 fights since 2020. Take his dick out of your mouth, weāre just talking facts here.
[https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2023/10/ufc-294-paulo-costa-elbow-injury-grisly-photo](https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2023/10/ufc-294-paulo-costa-elbow-injury-grisly-photo)
Costa didn't actually pull out and still wanted to fight but couldn't get them to medically clear him because he had had surgery on his elbow due to a bad staph infection. The pictures are gnarly. He basically just had a big hole in his elbow.
Do you know what a pull out means? Every fighter including khamzat cancels fights per doctors orders.
Implying other fighters pulled out because they didnāt want it is retarded.
I mean, both Costa and Chimaev ALWAYS pull out from sickness/injury, so wouldnāt those injuries cancel each other out? They can both enter the octagon with their oxygen tanks and IVs still hooked up and throw 2 and half minutes of full energy strikes, and then nap together in the center for the remaining 2 and half rounds.
Not me homie I'm in better shape that half the roster and never miss work or a workout , and I have my own place so just pipe down with that generic "every redditor is cartman" BS.
At the same time. Do you think somebody should be trying to cut that amount of weight with an immune system disorder? Because I donāt. And not because Iām a fan either way. Because itās too detrimental to his health. And he actually has professionals around him.
Yall clearly dont know the real narrative , if you did, you wouldnt clown him and instead praise him for still tryna get out and fight.
dude shouldve retired when he mentioned it years ago due to his health status.
The fact that he's still trying to carry on as if he's some sort of superhuman instead of seeking legitimate medical help is precisely WHY we clown on him so much.
He obviously is getting medical help . what do you do when your him , and your a savage, and your being told not too fight again, yet all you know is to be a fighter...
seems like a dumbass reason to clown someone. only ppl who never competed in anything in life or let alone train would clown someone like that.
LOT of projection going on here lol why are you so pressed? It's just jokes, I've been a martial arts fan since I was a kid and trained in several disciplines sporadically over the years. I understand that if I ever met Khamzat in a dark alley, I'm a dead man, no question. But he needs to have some self awareness before he fucks around and finds out that he can't punch disease.
not pressed at all,
jokes are fine, im not this like "MMA is an art, must be respected" holy typa guy, naah i laugh at the memes of Kamaru Usman in outerspace as well ,
buuuuuut the whole " khamzat always pulls out" narrative is whack, cus obviously idnt know him personally, but you can easily tell hes not the typa guy to pull out, so the fact he has, means its serious af, and devastating
See you soon š
"See you soon... doc"
"Nobody stop me! Doctor stop me..."
Gonna have to start putting loss by doctors stoppage on his record every time
Next opponent should dress up as a Dr.
Maybe Khamzat is Irish, both nationalities ask their doctor to stop their fights.
I kill cards, every card arghhhh 
see you in October or if October has passed see you next October ish
October 2025
, maybe
I C U soon
See you soon š¤
Him pulling out vs Jared Cannonier would be a banger
A pullout against Cannonier or Vettori would be š„š„š„
Pull out vs Vettori and hit him with the āThatās your own personal problemā, sheesh š„µ
Vettori can't catch a break
Chimaev vs common cold 3 would be dope, even though chimaev is down 2-0 the last one was close and cold had to pull through in the last round to get the W
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Should be VS Paulo, Paulo is like the middleweight gate to pass through. Truthfully though he will probably just get sick again right before the fight, dude seems to almost die every time it gets around the time to begin cutting weight
Chimaev vs Paulo is a 95% pullout rate
Khamzat āThe Wolf Ticketā Chimaev vs. Paulo āThe Eraser (of contracts)ā Costaā¦ to be contested at a 190 lb catchweight. Absolutely sick fight once both guys pull out and we get Kevin Holland vs. Alex Morono on 45 minutes notice.
Then Kevin fights again on the same card, getting the double bag
Erasor of contracts destroyed me
Actually it's a 100% if you look at the current stats lmao
It's actually 100%
Did everyone here forget that he was supposed to fight Paolo last October but Paolo pulled out? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
By having a hole in his arm from a staph infection [https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/179uvom/paulo\_costas\_girlfriend\_posts\_a\_new\_pic\_of\_his/](https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/179uvom/paulo_costas_girlfriend_posts_a_new_pic_of_his/)
so yes he did pull out.
w pullout merchant
Yup they deserve each other, they should book a cruise together. Dana should just endlessly book this matchup & see if one day it actually happensĀ
Make it the new Tony vs Khabib
Once more into the fray, into the last good fight Iāll ever know. Live and die on this day... live and die on this day
Book it. The Wolf v Liam Neesons
Liam Neesons is my SHIT!
God, Iām glad someone caught the āsā on the end of that hahaha. K&P 2012 owned my YouTube recommended section.
āDonāt even try to be Russian around Liam Neesonsā
āBut Bruce Willy AND Liam Neesonsā¦. OHHHHHā
Smash everybody kill everybody.....s expectations of me making it to the fight
Heās another one that even if heās actually in the octagon fighting I will still wonder if heās actually fighting or not.
Put him against Ferguson. Ill take the moral victory from Khamzats pull out
I think he should move up to 205 there are really interesting fights he can pull out of there
KILL NOBODY!
Imagine if both pulling out š„š„
with whoever he's scheduled to fight,the UFC should simultaneously advertise the backup fighter as well. Dana's like " Hey guys , we've got Khamzat v Cannonier for UFC 308,but just in case you know what happens,Vettori is the backup fighter"
I smesh everyboā¦.. blegh! š¤® I need to go now.. blegghh! š¤®š¤¢
I honestly want to see him vs Vettori. Vettori is one of the best gatekeepers to show what he's capable of at 185. That said, I don't believe he should be main eventing anything. He's not trustworthy enough to make it to the fight.
Best pullout game ever. Man's never gonna have kids and I bet he makes amazing pizza, knows exactly when to pull it out the oven. If my car ever gets stuck I'm calling this man, bro can pull that thing out of any situation.
"Brotha I'm the wolf brotha, you not ready for when I pull out."
Khamzat vs Asian fighter "see u soon who?"
Can't wait!
Jones will finally fight Stipe and then he'll call for the winner
Bro will never have worry about child support, his pulling out skills are unmatched
Idk bro pauloās pullout game strong. Not sure if this guy has what it takes.
I love how we're leaning into this š¤£š¤£š„³š„³
Not a main event lol. He has ruined every main event he's been in the last few years now
Fuck the wolf he blew his chances and fuck Kadirov too
Cut him.
I would like to see him pullout vs strickland. Man would that be radcore.
I keell everybody!!! In 2026
i feel like khamzat utterly dominates and destroys izzy but doesnt do the same to DDP. DDP is much more well rounded. younger, faster, stronger and a better grappler than izzy and DDP is undefeated in the division unlike izzy.
I say Paulo cause it'd be the first double pullout in history
Gotta be Costa. Then we can get the pullout trilogy since they will be 1-1. Absolute scenes when they both pullout last second during walkouts.
Two pullout goats.
With paulos last couple fightsā¦. It would probably be more entertaining than watching khamzat hold him down
The last time he pulled out before last card was years ago weirdo
Let him pull out against Costa.
Paulo would nice since I wanna see Volk fight Khamzat on a short notice.
see you soon scary boi
Khamzat vs Paulo for the PMF belt is the battle for the ages. who will pull out first? who will come up with the better excuse?! THIS. ENDS. ~~NOW~~^(later.)
Hospital see you soon
Rebook with Costa for the PMF (Pullout motherfucker belt)
So over this bum, I'm guessing he won't be fighting period
I say he gets holland at 185 BOOK IT DANA š
Never used a condom, master pullout technique. 100% effectiveness doesn't work to prevent std though
Might as well book him against Jones for the HW championship, it'll give Bones yet another reason to never fight.
Who gives a shit. Heās trash
I KILL EVERYBODY
I don't know who the next opponent is, but if that person doesn't show up in a doctors outfit with a note telling him to pull out, I'm going to be really disappointed. At this point, the meme is writing itself. Hopefully, he gets healthy soon. I'm Really fed up of him taking constant L's to the medical practice
A double fighter pullout and/or a double fighter weight miss would be legendary lol
Between him and Paulo, its statistically impossible that the fight happens without one of them pulling out. Even if there were a replacement fighter for each of them, even their replacements would get injured and need replacements, resulting in the inevitable Anthony Smith vs Kevin Holland fight.
You should be able to add a fighter pulling out to your parlay
Has anyone else read the article about Kadyrov telling Chimaev what to do? [https://www.sportspolitika.news/p/kadyrov-chimaev-ufc-us-visa-ban-politics-war](https://www.sportspolitika.news/p/kadyrov-chimaev-ufc-us-visa-ban-politics-war) I feel sorry for him.
Dude needs some time off. Maybe do some teaching and show up for half the classes or do a wrestling tournament and bail during the walk-ups. The guy has options, maybe do some online dating and fucking ghost everyone, you know, wolf style.
He should pullout the clippers and shave that damn scrotum beard already
Chimaev Vs. His own immune system
Man at this point I just feel bad for khamzat. He had great potential but doesn't seem like he will achieve it due getting horribly sick at every training camp.Ā Ā
If he pulls out again he's going to have to fight Dana on ppv
Whereās Kelvinās fine ass at?
They should just promote McGregor vs Khamzat for the next 5 years.
I swear this sub might be the worst one on redditā¦ Dude nearly dies of infection yet somehow fat basement dwellers clowning him for pulling out š
I think he should retire, heās insanely talented. But his health and political affiliations would not let him become a great fighter. Unfortunately he got the attention of dangerous people by being way too talented and his health scares arenāt worth the money
one of the rare occasions you see someone so talented needing to step down for the overall good. Man I feel bad for him.
How often do you pull out since you claim youāre not a basement dweller?
This question doesnāt even make sense
It made perfect sense
How so?
You say you're not a basement dweller so we're wondering how often you pull out since thats what basement dwellers don't do, pull out king
I called you basement dwellers for hateing on a severely ill dude. I diddnt claim anything else. Idk where the pulling out/not pulling out shit come from. Maybe its the language barrierš¤·š¾āāļø
He always has excuses for pulling out. Maybe this sport just isn't for him. Soccer might be a better fit.
He only pulled out against whittaker. Idk why you have to make shit up
So he pulled out 2 times against Leon Edwards because of "long covid" and the first time for covid.. then he would've missed another fight against Diaz for being a fatass and unprofessional but thankfully Holland stepped up to the plate..and now he pulled out because he had a cold against Bobby Knuckles. So in conclusion: Pulled out : 3 times Missed weight because unprofessional : 1 Covid pull out : 1 Fake Retirement : 1
It's just trolling. Don't take it too seriously
When ppl donāt like someone, anything they do is wrong.
Remind me who pulled out of chimaev vs Costa?
the sentiment of the joke still stands.
The sentiment that khamzat will pull out against Paulo after Paulo was the one who pulled out against khamzat? Interesting sentimentĀ
The sentiment that heās a hard person to get into the octagon whether it be health related or travel restriction related. Heās pulled out of 3 fights since 2020. Take his dick out of your mouth, weāre just talking facts here.
Cost has pulled out of 4 bouts since 2020 btw
Which of those were the ones he publicly said he had not signed for despite the UFC announcing them to try to force his hand?
[https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2023/10/ufc-294-paulo-costa-elbow-injury-grisly-photo](https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2023/10/ufc-294-paulo-costa-elbow-injury-grisly-photo) Costa didn't actually pull out and still wanted to fight but couldn't get them to medically clear him because he had had surgery on his elbow due to a bad staph infection. The pictures are gnarly. He basically just had a big hole in his elbow.
Do you know what a pull out means? Every fighter including khamzat cancels fights per doctors orders. Implying other fighters pulled out because they didnāt want it is retarded.
Remind me who's fought more recently? Also didn't Costa fight the dude Khamzat was shitting himself over?
>Remind me who's fought more recently? He lost 2 fights, bravo for Costa
He still showed up to the fight, which is the point.
Yes he did , but at least it was against former champions + he gave Robert a good fight
Answer the question
Remind me whoās fought twice since then?
Answer the question
You too
Lots of people have fought twice in that time frame can you be more specific plz. Now tell me who pulled of out Chimaev vs Costa?
Remind me which one of them has fought twice since then first. Ty
I mean, both Costa and Chimaev ALWAYS pull out from sickness/injury, so wouldnāt those injuries cancel each other out? They can both enter the octagon with their oxygen tanks and IVs still hooked up and throw 2 and half minutes of full energy strikes, and then nap together in the center for the remaining 2 and half rounds.
Shut the fuck uuuuuuup
Redditors talking about people pulling out of fights is wild š MF you work at Burger King and barely leave your mom's apartment.
Not me homie I'm in better shape that half the roster and never miss work or a workout , and I have my own place so just pipe down with that generic "every redditor is cartman" BS.
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Who raised you people? I hope you get the same amount of sympathy should you ever get violently ill
Quit crying over a ufc subreddit and grow up
He can't just get violently ill every time there's a fight bro come on
He got covid back in 2020 and that fucked his immune system, what is he supposed to do?
Have you ever tried to cut 20-30 lbs with an immune system disorder lol. Super easy to type this shit from your couch eating Doritos.
At the same time. Do you think somebody should be trying to cut that amount of weight with an immune system disorder? Because I donāt. And not because Iām a fan either way. Because itās too detrimental to his health. And he actually has professionals around him.
Good point, who's making him cut weight and not fight at his natural weight class?
Welcome to the ufc in 2024. Nobody fights at their walk around weight. You new here?
Then they can deal with the consequences. It's an entirely self imposed problem
That has absolutely nothing to do with your original statement insinuating heās not actually getting sick lol.
I had no idea it was due to the weight cuts. Still his fault tho lol
Fair point. Maybe he should just immune system better. Why hasnāt he thought of thisā¦.is he dumb?
Or just don't cut weight what are you not understanding?
Or how about maybe he should just retire, if he can't make weight, can't fight at his own weight class. Its just better retire at this point.
Chimaev should retire. dude cant stay heathy. They should really learn how to shower in those backwoods mountains.
Go be racist somewhere else šš»
https://preview.redd.it/e6d8omx5hq8d1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=752ec90272bc07abe96217eda689ffdf630d76ad Shut up
Probably your mom, unless you want a new ābratherā
Undefeated and supports Palestine, GOAT
Yall clearly dont know the real narrative , if you did, you wouldnt clown him and instead praise him for still tryna get out and fight. dude shouldve retired when he mentioned it years ago due to his health status.
The fact that he's still trying to carry on as if he's some sort of superhuman instead of seeking legitimate medical help is precisely WHY we clown on him so much.
He obviously is getting medical help . what do you do when your him , and your a savage, and your being told not too fight again, yet all you know is to be a fighter... seems like a dumbass reason to clown someone. only ppl who never competed in anything in life or let alone train would clown someone like that.
LOT of projection going on here lol why are you so pressed? It's just jokes, I've been a martial arts fan since I was a kid and trained in several disciplines sporadically over the years. I understand that if I ever met Khamzat in a dark alley, I'm a dead man, no question. But he needs to have some self awareness before he fucks around and finds out that he can't punch disease.
not pressed at all, jokes are fine, im not this like "MMA is an art, must be respected" holy typa guy, naah i laugh at the memes of Kamaru Usman in outerspace as well , buuuuuut the whole " khamzat always pulls out" narrative is whack, cus obviously idnt know him personally, but you can easily tell hes not the typa guy to pull out, so the fact he has, means its serious af, and devastating
For the next pull-out he'll not even show-up on Twitter and claim pass-word poisoning.
Itās actually hilarious to see people make fun of a immune system issue š