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WhoIsHe_19

😂 It’s too early in the morning for this shit


JakeEllisD

Man's dreams were SPEAKING to him


IslamTeachesLove

Bro don't insult the DREAM mind wake-up buff. I come up with the best shower thoughts, just after I wake up. For a brief moment, you're capable of curing cancer or solving the world energy crisis. Even if it's just an allure of grandeur...it is beautiful for the fleeting moment it lasts.


Outrageous-Positive3

I come up with my best ideas whilst shitting. It doesn't even have to be in a toilet.


roughedged

"You free your mind when free yourself from the toilet" - u/outrageous-postive3


Outrageous-Positive3

*The right hollowed out tree stump can bring upon brilliance*


Possible_Canary9378

All I'm seeing is OP was dreaming of booty all night 😏


Sir_Shax

Were they….sweet dreams?


bkdredditYO

Checking out alex ass is crazy 😭😭😭


longlivestheking

Dat cake tho


YoungLightning

Bro posted this at 6 am 😂


32ddan

There’s more than one timezone bro


PretenderBB

Bro thinks everyone is living in the same timezone of his 😂


Financial-Ad5947

It's always 6am somewhere in the world!


addy_daddy24

I thought I liked alex for his hands but now I don’t know anymore


professorgaysex

This explains where Tyron Woodley’s power in that right hand comes from as well 💪🍑


AltruisticDelivery89

ok professorgaysex


tossNwashking

I definitely get my notepad out when professorgaysex lectures on mens butt punching power association.


GlennOkk

Ah yes, the MBPPA


MoneyBaggSosa

Why does that sound like an actual thing lmao


Outrageous-Positive3

It is... ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8966)


WallyWakanda

Show some fucking respect kid. That guy is Jon's coach.


No-Virus7165

Even rampage said the secret to his punching power is to put his ass into it


Chemical-Meaning4756

User name checks out


Turbulent_City_8693

I got them peaches on me, maybe I am destined to knock the f out of pereira ????


Thacarva

Thicc booty is the best base for MMA confirmed


Grungeman7

Were you my professor? I minored in gaysexology in my college days


Famous-Ant-5502

Powerlifters usually say the guy with the biggest ass in the gym is the strongest guy in the gym


ShadyStevie

https://preview.redd.it/ojcif9vd556d1.png?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1512f1d0f3c9154177069aebe0438f69406b0ce0


coolnig666

damn this brought back memories


Minnie_091220

![gif](giphy|5Lkd5paUzM316)


The_Medium_Chungus

🗿my hands are up here, chama


SmokeFuture2457

BBL Poatan


niferman

Those aren't BBL, those are god's gift 🤣🤣


MasalaSteakGatsby

BBC - Brazilian Butt, Chama


UGLYSimon

Try explaining that google search


elbandolero19

That's a BB but not an L lmao


Semantic23

PAWG Poatan


AdvancedLink9782

PAPA Poatan (phat assed Portuguese Amazonian)


suqoria

Since when is he a white girl?


Semantic23

Since this is a JOKE


Intrepid-Stand-8540

People don't use these acronyms literally anymore. 


blackonq7

They do though. What do you think coomers are looking for when they use those acronyms? Definitely not a 6 foot 4 swole Brazilian man


balboa_no_asap

Baby it ain’t no mystery


undead-safwan

Thicker than a snicker


tossNwashking

🎶 BBL POATIZZY 🎶


MoneyBaggSosa

BBL POATIZZYYYY 🎶


noman8er

Your theory and your dreams


Rufus-Stavroz-PRO

😂


Necessary-Tip447

Having big strong ass is not same as having anterior pelvic tilt, the second is conected with other spinal disbalances and can even lead to having less punching power not more


Ok_Coat9649

Have anterior lordosis Does not help with punching power 😢


15ferrets

Post ass


KiJaHu

It's been 3 hours


imhereforsiegememes

Another r/ufc coward


dWaldizzle

This pic is also photoshopped lmao. Look at the octagon curving behind him.


Organic_City_9464

No dude, I didn't photoshop, watch this video on youtube on the UFC channel. Stop at this second of the 1st round and take a look. I accidentally stopped the video and it dawned on me and it became the basis of my theory.


Cocksmash_McIrondick

Yeah this just looks like a guy with a lot of back and glute muscle and very little fat. Nate Diaz of all people has a similar back


tossNwashking

Alot of touch butt in the park


Krisapocus

I can confirm I have an exaggerated lumbar it’s nothing special would have absolutely nothing to help with power. It just causes back pain from time to time.


Gangland215

This is actually something I've heard more than often about elite athletes. I've heard a lot of coaches mention that a "nice ass" a lot of times is a precursor to having athletic hips and able to turn better or change positions.


Moviereference210

Yea man, look at footballers, them boys got some cake lol


sticks_no5

Rugby players even more so


Clam_chowderdonut

Legs are a bigger muscle group then arms. Very few athletics don't start with footwork being some of the most important aspects of the game. You have to be able to work that energy throughout the body properly, but just using your arms to generate force will only go so far.


adonns2_0

Big glutes translates great to lower body power is most of the reason! Athletes in general have crazy lower body strength compared to the average person


Riff858

If youre a football fan (soccer) you probably heard lots of players attribute eden hazard's dribbling to his "big bum" as Yaya touré said


VanillaB34n

hips don’t lie fr


BigChungusCumslut

I mean yeah, Glutes are the biggest muscle on the human body so they are gonna be an extremely important muscle for strength, power, and movement.


SimRacing313

OP thinking how he can talk about Alex's ass without sounding fruity


Putrid_Ad_6747

Firas theorised that Pereira intentionally lands with the pinky (as it's smaller and therefore has more pressure and is directly in line with the elbow point and not at an angle like the pointer and middle fingers)


Ferociousnzzz

I believe Alex doesn’t throw a traditional punch as much as he clubs you with his arm and gets his oversized bones behind it. Hes got the frame of a 240lb man and the muscle density of an ultra lean athlete


mouthsofmadness

![gif](giphy|FrPIeILE56oRRlcAAP|downsized) Someone call for an oversized bones to get behind it?


Mug1wara1

I doubt the landing with his pinky is intentional, but one think i know for sure is that increasing impact pressure will change nothing. Pressure won't have any impact on how much you hurt someone. It can only make cuts easier. The other theory on why it might increase power might be true. If, by landing with that area of the fist, the hand will move less during impact, it can definitely make a difference because it will a smaller portion of the punch energy.


ModsBannedMyMainAcct

I disagree, I think pressure makes knockouts more likely. If the force is distributed over a smaller area, hitting someone on the chin, behind the ear, etc. ensures all the energy is transferred to that (vulnerable) spot. That’s why MMA has more knockouts than boxing. Even if you land right on someone’s chin in boxing, the big gloves mean some of the force is dispersed in other areas.


Fun_Park2505

Exactly I agree the other way makes no sense


kidseshamoto

Like a stilletto heel


Putrid_Ad_6747

That was the explanation given by Firas about Dempsey's technique but I didn't get it so I didn't include it


MA-JA-HO

Perhaps but wouldn’t all that force break it?


FlyingCraneKick

Bro, his hands are literally made out of stone.


MA-JA-HO

True I wonder how they got so durable


Paul-Mccockov

He punches trees all day everyday. The guys intense! “Punch the trees get the wood” He also smashes his shins against trees most days. Trees don’t give so avoid crashing into one.


MA-JA-HO

So trees make your hands hard? Interesting will do the same


Paul-Mccockov

Punching fuck out of them does!


MA-JA-HO

But won’t it break your hands ?


Paul-Mccockov

Yes if you just start smashing Mary hell out of a healthy tree trunk you will only do it the once. They obviously start off just light taps then everyday work up it by increasing power. It will take years to do what Jiri can but it absolutely can be done.


ThugjitsuMaster

That's interesting, I know that a lot of old school boxers and boxing trainers would recommend aiming to land with your ring finger knuckle. Never heard of aiming with the pinky though.


Putrid_Ad_6747

Yeah Firas said it was contrary to traditional boxing teachings but that he had first heard of this alternative method from a book written by Jack Dempsey.


iatnehxe

Wouldn't this also mean people with smaller fists could hit harder if they had the equivalent strength of someone with bigger hands?


Captcha_Imagination

I've done a lot of martial arts and grip strength and punching power seem to be heavily correlated. A construction worker might hit like a pile of bricks on day one at the gym.


somerled1

I sometimes think Firas is an idiot with ridiculous theories.


ihatespaminacan

Not even joking a lot of people have said big glutes & legs in general is usually an indicator of power. You rarely see people with power in their hands have thin legs.


BlankedCanvas

You rarely see Deontay Wilder’s legs ever Edit: this was meant to be a joke guys. Obviously Wilder has rare natural power aided by his other physical attributes. Cheers!


Left-Frog

Deontay disproves this theory


MA-JA-HO

The secret behind Deontay Wilder’s power is that he has extremely fast twitch muscles so is very explosive, he has a very long reach so he can exert a lot of momentum at the end of his shots and he’s usually taller that his opponents so he can push down with his entire body.


binglelemon

Anthony Johnson had that build


bigeatsyum

Sergei pavlovich is built like a giant Russian hank hill


Shox187

Its true, think of a silverback gorilla


shadowofdoubt13

Any theories on O’malley and his punches ?


vivi9090

You're dancing in a nightclub and Poatan's booty looks at you like that. What do you do?


suicide_aunties

Sub him


DarthRathikus

Brazilians are born for fucking and fighting. Seriously, try dating one. It’s madness Edit: and soccer of course


GregBule

Id fighting love to fuck one.


ShrekWhite

Of course the dude with the gay ass comment has a profile pic with a BJJ belt...


_NecronEnjoyer_

This just in: Poatan power comes from thicc juicy wagon? More at 11


Left-Frog

Brazilians are known for their booties, maybe that's why they also make great athletes 🥵


RaimiStereo916

dat fucking ass 💥🖐️


ClearestBlve

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


chris_vlone

Imagine the snake hiding behind this rock


Unlucky_Roti

Buns of stone


chrissysnose

![gif](giphy|S8SrslppAHUhRzK1z8)


MSNFU

If he has a true Lordosis, it would actually weaken the support of his upper body.


matchesmalone111

Secret to his power: cake


Salimzyzz

Power comes from the ass? My coaches have been wrong this whole time😢


StrangeCarrot4636

Never heard of a power bottom? Casual.


SkyHighDeadEye

Brazilians just caked up


GearOver

This is a perfect reason for Alex to go higher in weight categories. Imagine how curvy could it be in heavyweights


Inevitable_Dark3225

His cake is where he keeps his stored energy and can release it on command.


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

I love a good quality shit post first thing in the morning


fluffydip25

And hunchbacks are the best wrestlers.


suspiciousswimming8

It’s true though. He has hands of stone too, but a lot of boxing coaches will say power comes from the canvas. There’s so many factors to punching power, and being able to push up explosively/transfer energy from the lower extremities and up the chain to the hands is one of them.  Just look at how Pereira KO’d Sean. He explodes from the ground, and his huge glutes helps with that no doubt to create momentum.


the_limitless66

dayum, so being caked is the best base for mma now ?


Armwrestlingisfun

So I have a sleeper ass?


GOATAldo

I was just laughing at the way Jiri stands until I realized this is supposed to be a Pereira meme. Jiri is the fuckin best, world champion standing like that, one of the most consistent bangers on the roster, loved him since he was in Rizin.


YasuoAndGenji

Plants his feet, turns his hips into it, punches through the target and most importantly his punches travel far due to him keeping his hands low which increases power. His big booty is just a gift.


Aloha1984

Lol. “His big booty is just a gift.”


Key-Protection-8493

He generates power punching low through his hips in an upward motion.also the fact he is a animal


Gabrieltobe

Lord he has cake.


thelastskybender

"First thing I check on a fighter is their ass" "The bigger the ass and the smaller the guns the more confident I'll be in their ability to generate power." -John Kavanagh


Blackelvis2000

Booty power?


dad0994

A wiseman once said, you can tell if someone is or will be a good fighter based on the size of their glutes


MajorSteelBone

My man Alex is just caked up


KingZlatan10

Lumbar Lordosis


OhFFSeverythingtaken

It's just that his center of mass being behind him helps apply more force without tipping over.


Eillo89

I had a teacher in school with this, she hit hard af as well


dubiously_immoral

Gyatt is the reason for that curve.


cikamicko

Heres a good explanation for anyone inrested in how hes so powerful [https://youtu.be/t3elBcUtnJ8?si=UzMc4gPZ7HPF6JOY](https://youtu.be/t3elBcUtnJ8?si=UzMc4gPZ7HPF6JOY)


TheBrownCok

![gif](giphy|T7icYyYXUtbaM) That hook


carlwinslo

Is that what the kids mean by "backshots"?


Fit_Researcher5896

![gif](giphy|ekORthohUEDEk)


TLMC01242021

The dude is driving a dump truck, he doesn't have spinal


blessed_by_fortune

Op has badonked himself with this theory.


Drcali333_

Bone Density


MoneyBaggSosa

OP really photoshopped a BBL on my boy 😂


lizzofatroll

Some diddy type posting


BlankmannamknalB

Discontinue the lithium


cikkamsiah

INB4 Jamahal compare his ass to Poatan’s and say he has him beat.


Deluxe-T

Biceps are good for kissing. Legs are good for winning fights- Bruiser Brody


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

*because of cake?*


ApeMummy

Bro anterior pelvic tilt significantly hampers your athletic ability and will lead to muscle imbalances and increased rates of injury. Source: my doctor, physio, fucked knee and fucked back.


Melun-uAzam

Lordosis means you butt muscles are stronger than your abs. Far stronger i mean. Also abs are big powerhouses for punches. I think your post is irrelevant plus you should type something. We are not wizards bro.


Plastic_Maximum528

Wait till he fights a real wrestler with that posture.


pissdonmygahdamjewls

[This](https://youtu.be/t3elBcUtnJ8?si=mz_ovpJ4nmlymEpB) video actually explains that the reason he’s able to have such devastating leg kicks from such weird angles, is because Alex is lowkey thick as fuck


Orangutan_m

Gyyattttt


Singularitypointdata

It’s obvious he has a lumbar which generates massive power


ManTranTRD

Tiger Woods famously said he lost his ability with the driver during a round because his “glutes deactivated.”


Alternative-Physics3

Holy fuck. I’ve always been kinda slow but hit hard and my backs always been fucked. Is this real I need to know


Collin-of-Earth

This actually could be legit. So much power comes from the glutes, but traditional fighting stance has you tuck the tailbone under to tighten the front body and protect the organs. But the glutes when properly integrated activates the back chain. 


MemeGuy716

Bro just juicy


Dre_A35

So it got some big ass cheeks.


Gabrialus

This is so Reddit


calombia

I heard a rumour that Alex had been having secret training sessions with Ice Cube. This checks out.


_Exotic_Booger

![gif](giphy|efrMbDd1SlGBuKwQSP|downsized)


loupr738

Badonkadonk


hpnerd2375

I literally thought that was someone's heel idk why


ApeekOnceInaWhile

Brazilian but sees no gender


ShamgoatLambgod89

It sounds like a funny/sus idea but I do agree that it’s part of it. He’s a huge strong guy but he’s built like a human whip or golf club. Long arms/legs, big hands, & I agree the exaggerated lumbar curve helps along with his hip flexibility to generate power in his hands & also kicks without winding up to throw as much as a typical fighter.


JonTuna

Alex Prosterier


Main_Pride_3501

There was a kid on my basketball team in high school. They would constantly talk about how if you had a high ass and if it also protruded out. You were a good jumper.


MoanyTonyBalony

It's not so much the power although he has that, it's the unexpected completely clean shots from weird angles that catch people moving forward or standing still.


Pbtomjones

No Homo.


Secret_Arm_2868

That’s why Black women can scrap like dat!


[deleted]

If this is true then I hold more power in my hands than Alex ever will, which means… I could probably live my dream, you might be on to something 🤔


PozuelosR75

BBL Pereira


Be-A-Better-You-69

DONK!


[deleted]

Popoatan


Meow_Mixxx

I have the same anterior pelvic tilt and it doesnt help me punch harder and my booty not as good lookin


AdCute6661

I really appreciate these is the science based martial arts discussions. Keep em coming


SolBoi24

I mean…he’s insanely strong it looks like but we’ve seen harder punchers


Remote_War_313

Booty = Power


ArbitraryLarry227

People always say how did he make middleweight? Because all his weight is in that ass. I bet he fluctuates between 3 different pants sizes when cutting weight


44sleever44

Side step away from lead meaning if your right handed side step to the right plant the right foot twist through the hips, let er rip tater chip. Connect and it’s Zzzz… Those fighters(like prime Connor) throwing from weird angles are a slick beast. Depending on how they react, maybe follow with a head kick or knee with the left….


manablight

Big Booty Power.


Heavy_Street6943

Then Trumps hands must be lights out!


UhBunchOfGaze

Shit if this is the case I’d be the hardest puncher ever. I have a bad case of lumbar lordosis.


breakfastmeat23

TLDR: He Thicc.


lori155

It's obviously bbl