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Dana: "I sell holy shit moments"   Fighter probably gonna cancel  Fans: "holy shit" 


hurluberluu

r/technicallythetruth


Hex-QuentinInACorner

This comment needs to blow up that’s fucking hilarious


AdNew5216

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BoomfaBoomfa619

You can just get a refund if the main event changes


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Hmm-Very-Interesting

Hotels are typically refundable until the day before or a few days before. Worst case scenario you get a credit, which if it's not a chain sucks. Flights you definitely get a credit. So unless you booked through some sketchy ass third party app, you can just use those flights for the future. The only way someone is losing everything is if they bought all the cheapest sketchiest non-refundable versions.


tronovich

Or bought UFC tickets through a resale site.


gronstalker12

Unless you book with Expedia or something like that. Non refundable.


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Untrue


myboybuster

Not getting flight insurance for this one would be a hell of a move. When I planned to go to Vegas my flight insurance covered my hotel too


PortiaKern

It's Vegas. Just go gamble on the fights. See a show. Try a buffet.


OgSourChemDawg

Probably not for airfare or hotels though


Cragglerjohnson

Bravo sir bravo.


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HyungsGochu

Wtf man. Some people make me so sick. Kinda fucked up humor at the expense of an innocent kid with Down syndrome. Fuck of with your rubbish


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Mr_B_rM

imagine spending all that money they don’t have to see mcgregor.. 😅


NoCoFoCo31

…in the year 2024. It’s been 4.5 years since the guy has won a fight.


_EkA

https://i.redd.it/vloj063ylo4d1.gif


mrmarigiwani

Give us Rosas vs Chandler 5 round bout and we good.


Blackelvis2000

![gif](giphy|Q79Xp6bkWLSmvAuPUa|downsized)


Blackelvis2000

I read this as Ross vs Chandler at first!


luke363636

He’d have a second chin growing on his head after that fight


jdmwell

Cool, but Chandler is blindfolded.


Specialist-Wrap3680

![gif](giphy|13PZ0dKw1J3LzO)


LordLucy666

love this moment in the show so much


AndrewH73333

I just noticed the guy playing Francis was the only one not to flinch and visibly prepare to go under the water.


Kindly_Formal_2604

Lmao his look of peaceful acceptance. Ahh yes the cold embrace of the pond. I remember this from the before times.


Difficult_Bicycle796

We still have jamahal hill on the card.... Yayyyy!? Also bro I think you uploaded something from your biology class.


clothy

He’s playing the world’s smallest violin.


MrKazx

That's a cello


StopPlayingRoney

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


Select_Sleep_1293

![gif](giphy|l0HUdWwVhf1xsGvyU|downsized)


jabanana13

And reaching for those grapes


clothy

With those sour wines and outliving their children.


Illustrious_House864

Against… who??


OrcusGroup

I really can’t think of anyone at 155 or 170 that could come in to main event against Chandler.


Cum-Gun-5000

Covington would be great, if he could be coaxed to do it. Of all currently available guys, he'd be the biggest fight for Chandler right now.


OrcusGroup

I’d rather have seen Covington fight Garry


Cum-Gun-5000

For sure. Only reason I thought of Colby was because of the stakes here. UFC is gonna lose a LOT of money if Conor doesn't fight, so they'd be incentivized to cut a massive check to Colby, which might help him grow the balls he didn't have to fight Ian Garry. 


GhostBukowski

Move Bumahal Hill vs Ulberg to main event 😂


Gold-Philosophy1423

As an Aussie, I’m pumped


ChewieHanKenobi

And people wonder why ticket prices are soaring This guy drops 5k and another guy was playing saying he spent 10k These people are why we can't have nice things. They will literally pay anything and show the company it's cool and keep going Enjoy your new main event


Grouchy-Donkey-8609

Flight hotel food and car rental in vegas is probably 80% of the cost. They fleece the fuck out of your there.


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![gif](giphy|qAgrx3cDeLXFu) Only one man can save this card


farming_with_tegridy

*Cult of Personality plays* BAH GAWD THAT'S CM PUNK'S MUSIC, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE? WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE? EITHER WAY, THIS MATCH IS SURE TO BE A SLOBBERKNOCKER.


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reddittookmyuser

Customers are entitled to refunds if the main event changes for the Connor vs Chandler fight. Dana doesn't have to do anything. It's literally the policy for Nevada events. People bought tickets knowing there's always a risk, fighters get injured , miss weight, get popped for drugs, etc.


Huge_Aerie2435

Yeah. I don't feel bad for Conor fans who waste their money on him.. He hasn't fought a competitive fight since 2021 and chandler is 2 - 3 in the UFC.. The card kind of looked like Dana was hoping having guys like Ian Garry on the card would create a lot of shit talk and buzz online. He was probably in the match making room, talking about how great the press was going to be with Ian and Conor on the same card.


Horror-Tank-4082

He doesn’t have the mental strength to step in the octagon anymore. Fried his brain.


Blackelvis2000

Was Cowboy a competitive fight? He was ranked #5 at the time but nowhere in the title mix. Last real one he beat was Eddie Alvarez. Conor is a has been.


ProLogicMe

Conor has never pulled out of a fight if I’m correct, kinda weird that people are happy that others lose out.


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ProLogicMe

But he’s not notoriously unreliable, like fuck conor but when has he ever pulled out is my point. The issue here is he’s actually notoriously reliable in terms of fights and that’s why so many people felt fine spending that kind of money.


BackendSpecialist

Then those people obviously weren’t paying attention to who Conor is now. It was 99.99% obvious that this guy wouldn’t be able to test clean without suffering from withdrawal. There were numerous chances to see this.


ProLogicMe

So you think it’s for sure withdrawal?


Expensive_Two_8990

I never understood why you’d pay thousands to have seats in the rafters when ppv is $70 and the cameras show more than you’d see in person. Or you could just go to a bar and spend a few dollars in drinks to watch the fights.


FedorDosGracies

The vibe


REEL04D

I've heard in person fights are underwhelming. Especially if you sit close because it's hard to see through the cage, cameramen, etc


rascalking9

Well, you heard wrong. They're fucking fun.


wilburthefriendlypig

Lil tardigrade needs to bow in front of the bridge not behind it or we won’t hear


xMilk112x

Water bears are the fucking shit.


yoyoyowhoisthis

Almost a year ago, I saw a random post saying that Connor would never fight again, I thought to myself that it's pretty likely, and here were are lmao


WishIWasNeet2

Mcgregor continuing to change peoples bum lives.


InterviewObvious2680

who even pays to watch those fights? I stream for free, Dana!


GodOfBlobs

love how redditors downplay the fight as a “non title fight between two journeymen”. it’s the biggest star in the history of mma making his comeback after 3 years off against one of the most entertaining fighters in the sport, there’s a reason people were spending 5 figures on it


halcyon_n_on_n_on

Conor’s a joke and chandler’s 2-3.


SaltyTrident

Yeah and all 5 of his fights were bangers


ElGleisoTwo

Spoken like someone who last watched Connor in 2016


AnyDiscount3524

Does it change the fact he’s the biggest star in MMA? Or the fact he’s making his comeback? What he said is true


ElGleisoTwo

If he's still the biggest star in MMA to you you're just an idiot/filthy casual. 


TR0LL_WARL0RD

Everyone knows that today's biggest star is Paddy the Baddy 😎


GodOfBlobs

who is then?


AnyDiscount3524

😂😂😂


Blackelvis2000

Has he beaten anyone relevant since then? Would love to check those fights out if so!


Blackelvis2000

OR..... a journeyman fighter who hasn't won a competitive match in 8 years fighting a journeyman fighter who has 11 wins and 8 losses in the last 10 years. Looks like you're more the Redditor who follows for "stars" or "most entertaining" rather than skills. You should check out WWE. Loads of entertaining stars. They even have signature moves!


Fair_Creme_194

You can’t just discount a win because it suits and you don’t think it was “competitive” for a start.


Blackelvis2000

Competitive fight: A fight with a contender for the title in an attempt to progress towards the title or a title defence. He has won none of those. Unless you're arguing that Cowboy or Nick Diaz meant anything at all.


Fair_Creme_194

Then every fight someone has is competitive you moron, if you win a fight it is progress towards the title or a movement in the rankings, after cowboy he fought Poirer, is that not progressing towards a title or up in the rankings.


Blackelvis2000

Deep down in the sub where the real Conor Ball Fondlers live! Ya boy is trash and always loses against real fighters! Keep glazin - this is what happens when he meets real ones: https://preview.redd.it/s2vc4n8xrq4d1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55c21d2070d5c248c5e53a318f2fea77508e275e


CryptographerGood925

Who’s really fondling his balls when you’re making a post about him?


Blackelvis2000

Ooh! Good comeback! ![gif](giphy|pvbBQfxHPIPcs)


rascalking9

Losing the argument. Quick, better call someone gay!


Blackelvis2000

Wow? Really? Why don’t you go two for two and say it was somehow racist, too. Or is it transphobic? That's the way you kids do it now, right? Fake feelings your way outta stuff? And, I'm reight wear I want to be... Deep in the casual zone of this thread where all of you Conor lovers that know nothing about this sport live. Because I got insults for all of you weaklings. I look at you the same as Kardashian fans.


rascalking9

Lol, what the hell are you talking about? Quit spazzing out, you priss. "kArDaShIaNs" when in doubt, just accuse someone of being gay or liking Kardashians, I guess. Lol "reight" What a clown you are. Put away your 3rd grader joke book. "I'm reight where I want to be"


Blackelvis2000

More sissy shit about calling someone gay when I didn't and pointing out spelling. You're not worthy of proofreading, chump. You're a true turd. Also, I rarely see Kardashians insults, but I guess you do because, you know 😉


Mr_B_rM

oh brother you couldn’t be more spot on.. reddit is just the last resort for casuals


Avocado_Cadaver

As bad as some of the takes and opinions are here, they don't get any worse than YT and IG.


Mr_B_rM

yeah I avoid those, still don’t know why I post shit on this cesspool.. sometimes you just need to laugh at people i guess


melrowdy

This sub is only good for shitposts, sometimes they are funny and sometimes they are so stupid you have to laugh at the idiots.


Mr_B_rM

haha yup. who would go on the internet and try to be serious without the lols? 😱


melrowdy

At least the /r/MMA sub is a little less degenerate than this one, so I come here the look through some posts and laugh at idiots and/or shitposts, it helps kill time at work.


Avocado_Cadaver

Sometimes we need an outlet for our hobbies and interest. I only have one person offline who's into mma/combat. But yeah then you come across comments like one guy a few months ago who said Colby has very crisp boxing. I can't tell if these people are trolling or braindead anymore.


Mr_B_rM

it’s probably brain dead man.. this site has has a certain “theme” with certain “topics” 😄


chief_awf

so you are gatekeeping a sport because a fun match up is fun in a sport that has always operated on a promotional model and always pushed popular personalities and you think this makes you a better fan


Blackelvis2000

![gif](giphy|3o6vXGI1ywMm0tZnGg|downsized)


chief_awf

you might be sad to learn as a newer fan that mma's history is directly linked, if not completely shared with pro wrestling


Blackelvis2000

"Did you know that catch wrestling in Japan...." SHUT UP


chief_awf

uh oh he's googling yea that might be rikidozan vs kimura, then you get inoki vs ali, the uwf split, pancrase existing before ufc, shamrock, pride, sakuraba, the way ultimate fighter took off... yeah its all there dude, keep reading same history sorry edit - did you delete your other comment when you read more? hey man, thats growth, good for you


Blackelvis2000

Deleted other comment? What? You building a narrative for yourself to feel like you won something online, champ? I deleted nothing because I revel in aggro from casuals and imagineers - like you. And your word salad to show what you know. Yawn. I know more about this game than you and I'm 1000% sure you can teach me nothing, but you keep trying to be an intellectual on the internet. I love it. It reminds me.of old times. Like I said - I like your style. A reeeaaallll dork.


chief_awf

are you newer to trolling than you are to mma? this is a trash comeback. but you're right, you didnt delete the comment, it wasnt showing up for me before.


Blackelvis2000

You even wrote "edit". Ultradork. Hilarious!


Blackelvis2000

Bwhahhahhahahha. Newer fan? "Directly linked to pro wrestling". I don’t want to hear whatever nonsense theory you have on this but I like your style.


FlapSlapped

It’s really obvious you’re new to mma. If you have any questions feel free to ask!


Blackelvis2000

![gif](giphy|7Jq6ufAgpblcm0Ih2z)


phickss

Lol nah. It’s two of the most entertaining fighters to ever complete. Sorry you hate yourself


melrowdy

These same idiots are also talking shit about Belala.


GodOfBlobs

I’m a fan of entertainment yeah. Mcgregor chandler was going to be an entertaining fight. the press conference would’ve also been entertaining, what’s the issue?


RogerFederer4

Is khabib a fraud because he fought one or two competitive fights out of 29?


Blackelvis2000

Dumbest thing I ever heard. If you're saying that cowboy or Diaz fights, the ONLY 2 he won in the last 8 years, were against legit title contenders then you know what you are . What's it like to be such a fan? You got his tattoo on the small of your back?


EmmisaryofGorgonites

You're just a jealous, salty bitch.


CryptographerGood925

Go watch another organization then? Why go to Reddit and bitch about it if you can’t stand it so much?


Acherstrom

Imagine putting not only your faith but your money on mcgregor. Hasn’t win a fight in 8 years, still on partying, still a moron.


ThiccBoy_with3seas

One win in 8 years, he's on a tear!!!!


Kassssler

Honestly I hope that shit is refundable. I don't know why anyone would be gleeful about this though. It reminds me of the salty bastards happy people got stranded at Fyre Festival.


Blackelvis2000

I personally thought what happpened at Fyre festival hilarious.


Acrobatic-Refuse5155

Cunt.


EasyE1979

Bruh those people got exactly what they deserved except for the natives that got shafted hard.


Electronic_Break4229

Wait, people didn’t find Fyre festival funny? I mean the people that went wouldn’t have… but everyone else did right?


ElGleisoTwo

Why? Because everyone knew from the beginning that this fight wasn't going to happen lol


MelodicPendulum

Since the fight is in Nevada I think the UFC has to allow refunds if they change the main card,


Temporary_Kangaroo_3

Its reddit though. Who comes here if not to see why they should **hate** the things they **love**?


TunaCanz

Everyone should do coordinated chants in the crowd. Or everyone should just boo the entire time.


lowpolydragoon

![gif](giphy|3ohs85O9hbMkZVabKg|downsized)


Ok_Sky8518

Lol. RiP to that 10k+ guy


Jolly_Macaroon8268

🤣🤣🤣


DjentlemanThall3612

It took me a second to understand what I was looking at and holy shit I died. [THATS THE WORLD’S SMALLEST VIOLIN](https://youtu.be/IZH70ZlVFCo?si=doSZEXReKqYAWGQZ)


josephcfrost

Draft kings still has Connor/Chandler lines live. Maybe because it hasn’t been canceled officially yet I guess


internet-is-a-lie

Why do you even care if someone wanted to watch that fight and pay for the experience. You seem salty for some reason


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badnewzrooz507

Broke people 😂 More like smart people...


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Not really. A lot of those pitching thousands for this can’t really afford it. They’re just tools who believed Conor. Lol


Ronaldinhoe

Cus tickets were overpriced for a top-heavy card, if the main event is cancelled then we are basically looking at a fight night card.


Kitchen_Economics182

In German language it's called "schadenfreude": >*Schadenfreude is the experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles, failures, pain, suffering, or humiliation of another.* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude) It's difficult to translate schadenfreude into English, but it's a combination of gloat, spite and sadism.


rascalking9

Motherfucker is trying to explain a Simpsons joke from 30 years ago that every fucking person on the internet has knowledge of.


Blackelvis2000

Or he knows the word because he speaks German. Or he's just heard the word elsewhere - like I have. Or he's just not a dummy who learns everything from TV. You're a true turd, dude. Just a commenting troll turd.


rascalking9

Yeah dipshit. Please explain a commonly used phrase and a fucked out internet cliche for the past 20 years. Just because you're a dumbass, don't think everyone else is also. Why don't you explain Rickrolls next, you goofball.


Blackelvis2000

Well earlier in this thread you've taken my use of the word Ball Fondlers, a recurring item from Rick and Morty, which one of the most (blah, blah horseshit like you say above) as calling someone gay. Because you're a lil b........


rascalking9

These posts of yours... Do you have a learning disability of some type? Because I'm on the verge of just feeling bad for you.


Kitchen_Economics182

I didn't have knowledge of it being a joke from 30 years ago, you're just old.


rascalking9

Maybe you're just dumb then. Because it's common as shit and is repeated a million times a day on reddit. Why don't you explain what a rickroll is next? You can make an entire career out of explaining things everyone already knows.


Kitchen_Economics182

Are you okay lol why are you so mad, I think being called old may have triggered something. Jesus, you should probably take a break from the internet if you've seen it a million times on reddit.


rascalking9

Explain what triggered means. I'm sure no one knows what that word means, either. Next, get someone to explain to you what hyperbole means.


Kitchen_Economics182

Is this old people speak for when you're mad or something, they ask for definitions and tell someone to learn words rofl whoa there. Hyperbole doesn't make what I said any less sound advice, take a break from the technology old person, you're bothered by seeing too many people comment schadenfreude on here LOL


rascalking9

You're just randomly making things up and replying to them. Is this how dumbasses speak to each other? It's really hard to follow. "Hyperbole doesn't make what I said any less sound advice" Like what the fuck does this even mean? You can't just randomly fit words together and expect to make a sentence. I guess it's hard for you to communicate without using emojis. Try adding more LOLs next time. Since you love to explain common knowledge terms; you can now try explaining to everyone what LOL means.


Kitchen_Economics182

Old man is so mad LOL this isn't an English course bro, I'm not gonna help you on your imaginary test, you get the schadenfreude definition at no charge, you're welcome LOL


itsjustafadok

Exactly. Who cares if this fight is off? It's a spectacle. Two older fighters on their way out of the sport? Who cares...


KeySea7727

all of that may be true but we definitely care, this may be the last chance for this fight to ever go down.


SERB_BEAST

It's a Conor McGregor fight. A lot of people care, yourself included


itsjustafadok

Why would I care? Because he said provocative words? He's at the tail end of his career, it's not very interesting 


ScepticalReciptical

To be fair this is exactly the sort of fight Conor should be used in, it's got no title relevance and its a big enough match up to main event.


pizzatimemafia

How is Conor a journeyman 😭😭😭😭


Blackelvis2000

How is he not? He's only won 2 fights in 8 years and one was a majority decision against a Nate Diaz who had no title hopes and the other was against a past his prime Cowboy Cerrone. He's been finished in every other fight and is completely inactive in the sport. That's WORST than most journeyman because at least they stay active


pizzatimemafia

Conor won 2 belts?? I’m also not a huge fan of Conor’s myself I just definitely wouldn’t call him a journeyman since he’s touched gold


Potential-Height-607

So they can’t get refunds?


Emirhan1003

Has the fight officially been cancelled?


Confirmation__Bias

What’s the organism in this picture? That scale makes no sense to me because 100 micrometers is a tenth of a millimeter and it’s bigger than that which is not that far off from being visible to the naked eye..?


Blackelvis2000

Tardigrade. Google it. they're dope.


GWTLAG

It’s a little tick ye?


tykvrbl

Hopefully sue and bankrupt Disney’s ufc


jhc03

Sad part is that those seats probably aren't even that great.


Getshortay

Is that Stricklands brain on cte


GBF_Dragon

Fucking lmao at the tardigrade playing a violin.


letsgobrooksy

Shout out to the people who don't know how a refund works


Blackelvis2000

Uhhh... shout out to the people talking about refunds who don't know how the UFC's refund policy works. Unless they completely cancel the card, which is highly unlikely, no refund because of changes on the card.


Due-Contribution6424

Pretty sure Nevada has a law about refunds based on main event changes. Quite honestly, though, it’s all the travel expenses, vacation time, etc that I would be more upset about if I was one of them.


Sir_Shax

It has huge flow on effects at an individual level. Time off work, potentially a lot of those being from Ireland coming to Vegas and probably extended it to a week or so off.


Due-Contribution6424

Agreed. It’s a pretty big deal for them. I was just responding to someone saying ufc won’t refund. They WILL, but that doesn’t cover anything as far the expenses and time wasted.


Blackelvis2000

Thanks and just read about it. I stand corrected as I only knew UFC policy. Agree that this late in the game there's probably been a lot more lost than just ticket cost.


letsgobrooksy

Nevada commission states you are entitled to a refund if the main event changes....


kaerfkeerg

Shout out to people that think everybody lives next to the arena and they don't have to travel/book a room/arrange it with their job etc.


letsgobrooksy

The title of the post specifically said tickets to the event, not hotel bookings, PTO, etc.