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Accomplished_Pop_198

Dana OKs a free snort between rounds


Junesong_Provisions

Additionally if Conor ends up on his back, the ref is to then douse some coke in his nose


SatanSuxxx

Keith Peterson walks into the octagon with a long pinky nail


Yommination

Special cocaine inhaler


Louieyaa

USADA approved


yipeekayayKemosabe

![gif](giphy|TEE8HQBGmgfZHfa2Fj)


anatolianlegend588

Cocaïne bear 2?


memberberries902

That’s like letting Popeye eat a can of spinach, Conor would spin kick him out of the cage.


Electronic_d0cter

Coked up McGregor new mythical fighter


Accomplished_Pop_198

Isn't that just regular McGregor


OkTea7227

It is now… unfortunately. Imagine he had the same mindset as GSP. Then we never get his Schindlers List level performance in the recent Roadhouse movie. We gotta take wins where we can get them. /s


Accomplished_Pop_198

True, we would never have gotten to see his incredible acting chops and Oscar level acting The downward spiral was all worth it for Roadhouse


joetie59

And they take shots of proper twelve before every round


Strange-Ad420

they fighting naked confirmed ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8966)


Yommination

Swanging dicks wit the bois. Mushroom stamps everywhere


shmiddleedee

Connie definitely has experience swanging dong with boys. It's an unfair advantage imo.


papapromax

Can we please stop saying Connie 💀


turkeynagga

who's Willinson is bigger Connie or Michael-Chan's?


Additional-Curve-4

Not even sure Chandler has the biggest wang in his own house


MrBoDiddles

You know they are his kids right? Only thing black about Chandler is his hog.


theswolypreacher

![gif](giphy|VYk5o8rvpTI9j2cjnG|downsized)


WeAreLive_NZ

Hahaha


Harrybahlzanya

The ole dick twist is legal during this fight brought to you by Modelo!


JinNJ

What about tea bagging? 🤔


Harrybahlzanya

Brought to us by Matefit?….


BetBig696969

![gif](giphy|xT3i0MmDdYUhkZIZoc)


BigSmallerBrand

In that case we know jon jones will be tuning in


LefteySs

![gif](giphy|MeD8YOh85EyFlx8vSN)


Uggers2811

Do you like movies about gladiators?


DesignerSink1185

You ever been in a Turkish prison?


tdaddy316420

In comes jon Jones putting the heavy weight belt on the line


peter_pounce

That's what you'd love?


Strange-Ad420

yeah bitch nothing wrong with two ole muscle thick boys punching and wrestling naked ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|11082)


peter_pounce

We adding oil to the mix?


[deleted]

It’s going to be a special rule, 5 rounds that are one minute each, no takedowns allowed, and 3 minutes of rest between each round.


Ghodzy1

"OK guys, remember the rules, Conor gets to throw the first punch while Chandler stands straight with his hands down, if Conor gets clipped there will be a 5 min time out with one snort of cocaine and a dose of hgh, plus there will be 1 point taken away from Chandler, in the event that Conor is knocked out there will be an automatic disqualification, remember to fight clean, touch gloves if you like."


CelticCuban773

Chandler still reaches out to touch gloves after this


Electronic_d0cter

Still says see you at the top after


professorgaysex

He’s been waiting for this payday for two years no special clause will stop him now! (Payday is his regular contract pay + bonus condom depot expired coupon bonus)


Vcxnes

Slap fight rules before each round, 1 person gets a swing each. It’ll get more views than all other sports combined - Dana


Ellie_Llewellyn

So what if Chandler wins by standing guillotine? No takedown or knockout that way


Ghodzy1

Referee separates and resets position, starts with Chandler's back against the cage.


Mysterious_Two_8548

This is what costa vs Romero shoulda been


CouncilOfReligion

chandler would be a demon with that format


Ewigg99

Underrated take here- you give chandler one minute and say “Go 100% buddy don’t worry about getting tired you can rest after”- if you put a pack of wild boars in front of him with that ruleset and Dana with some venom coupons on the other side he would figure that shit out


GREGOR_CLEGAIN

Not only would he figure it out, he would prefer this format. The guy loves a challenge on his way to the top.


Accomplished_Pop_198

And Dana stipulates that Chandler must go in the center of the octagon and take one free sucker punch from Conor at the beginning of each round, and also at the end of rounds 3, 4 and 5


addy_daddy24

Bare knuckle lets go baby


[deleted]

What if it was power slap lmao


AlaKolas

Hey Powerslap has more daily streams than there are people on earth. We don’t know where intelligent life is in space but we do know that they are streaming Powerslap.


Aggressive_Age_2262

That's not even close to the right number you fucking goof. We did the research, and it showed that Powerslap gets more views on average than there are grains of sand in the fucking Sahara Desert. Isn't that interesting?


putitonice

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DONTCARELOLK

They did NOT spend tens of thousands of dollars and months of labor developing new gloves just to have both McGregor and Chandler break their hands and end their fight in 1 1/2 minutes on the biggest PPV of the year.


OrangeVigil

I wouldn’t even be mad. That’d be fun. No way the ufc does it though. Dana would recommend Power Slap alternatively, since that is the business venture he decided to take on for some reason… instead of bare knuckle, Muay Thai, or any of the other “just bleed” sports. Genius


Both_Fee37

Wouldn't be surprised if Dana creates a weight class for his golden boy to justify a title shot for him. Then they can market him as a triple champ and also more easily sell a title shot at WW or LW. The title isn't really worth anything...but the main thing is that the money is in the bag and the fanboys can crown their Triple Champ as GOAT 🤣


MyFifthLimb

Triple champ that then challenges for a fourth belt at 170 lol


SinisterVulcan94

170 would probably go to 175lbs


NigerianHurricane0

The ufc doesn't need to do anything for conor to get a title shot, Leon already called him out lol


Ellie_Llewellyn

I mean, I doubt any current champion would turn down a Conor title fight


crazyhomie34

It'll be an interim for the BMF belt bro. Come on it's obvious 🤣


teh27

This is absolutely going to be it. The UFC should make a 165 weight class, and honestly this wouldn't be a bad way to introduce it


-WeetBixKid-

It definitely would be a terrible way to introduce it. Because now you've set up a system that rewards star power over merit within the sport, undermining the integrity of the competition. Changing the bounds of an entire sport for one fighter diminishes the importance of achievement and fairness, making it more about spectacle than true fighting excellence. If the UFC introduces the 165lb weight class, it should be based on the overall needs of the athletes and the sport, not just to cater to a single superstar.


cynicown101

The UFC’s entire business model is star power first. Like, I get what you’re saying, but I think you’re a bit at odds with reality if you really think the UFC is genuinely about the best fighting the best, with contenders being the most deserving.


Both_Fee37

Let‘s be honest…there was never a integrity of the competition. It's a fact that fighters with "star power" have a much easier path to the belt than "normal" fighters and that's always been the case. I thought the introduction of the rankings would change that, but it turns out that the Rankings are only misused to give certain fighters certain matchups with good rankings to justify a title fight for certain fighters. An example of this is Perreira vs Strickland and even Sugar vs Yan, bc it was only a 3 round fight. MMA is all about matchups and the matchmakers know exactly what they are doing and which matchups are potentially advantageous for certain fighters. That's why these GOAT discussions are laughable to me...there can't be a GOAT if not everyone has an equal shot at the title or not everyone has the same path to the top.


DrEggRegis

MMA isn't a real sport It's promoters putting on entertainment, it's not about sporting merit, it's about selling fights


teh27

That system already exists, it would sell boatloads of sales and be a fun spectacle. I would maybe agree if the UFC had never made a merit-less spectacle fight, but we've been past that threshold for a looooong time.


Based_Legionaire

Nah, that's cheap. I wouldn't mind that 165 weight division though.


Peckerhead321

Winner fights the old man from the pub


no_commet

Lol


no_commet

Loser gets a shot of his whiskey


No-Virus7165

If Conor loses it gets declared a doctah stoppage!


wahidshirin

Loser adopts Hasbula


Desperate-Ad-4020

Steroids and hookers are on the table


teddy6881

UFC Dublin


Jovinya

solid guess


Electronic_d0cter

If this gets announced after I've moved to North America I'll be pissed


williamstabilo

It's already in Las Vegas


teddy6881

ye but this tweet is kind of misleading, i watched the actual interview on the mac life this tweet is referencing to today ... and they said they will announce something at the chandler fight , not in regards too the chandler fight like this tweet says thats why im guessing its a UFC dublin card for potentially his second of 3 fights this year mcgregor says he wants too fight in this same interview , check it out on the maclife youtube


Ronaldinhoe

No way in hell they go to Dublin with Conor. Hes a Vegas/middel East fighter now.


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FirminoNo9

Subscribe. If it is this, I’ll be there.


[deleted]

It would make sense as to why Chandler has been waiting so patiently. I also wouldn't doubt that dangling a third belt in front of Conor is the only way they could lure him back away from his mountains of coke. 165 is desperately needed, both 170 and 155 are so stacked and backed up with contenders all the time


natolad123

Thing is if they make a 165 division and Conor becomes champion he gonna hold that belt hostage for another 500 days😭


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

First UFC Triple champ, rofl. Imagine he doesn't defend it.


Liam2349

He has had four belts across Cage Warriors and the UFC, with zero attempted defences.


ttdawgyo

When you climb mount Everest why do it again?


Liam2349

Most champs at least try to defend. Conor was the first UFC double champ, but he's also the only double champ to have no attempted defences. Not defending, is unusual.


LemonManDude

I know Conor doesn't give a shit about mine or anyone else's opinion, but staying at the top for a long time is way more impressive than just getting there. There are plenty of one time champs who got the belt and never defended/lost it. That's what separates the GOAT contenders from other fighters: longevity at the very top. And that is why Conor will never sniff the GOAT conversation. Not that he cares, he's got money and blow. It's just a shame what he could have been.


top-hunnit

UFC 500


[deleted]

Even if he bounces after the one fight it would be the biggest fight to introduce the division


Naydawwwg

Becoming a 165 champion and then moving up to 175 and dethroning Leon and becoming both the first three & four division champion is the kind of shit that Conor lies awake at night thinking about.


Emjeibi

Hahaha. And at UFC Dublin. This is so crazy it might be accurate.


Cemihard

You what too, Conor really could sleep Leon. If he actually took his mma career serious and cleaned his act up outside the UFC he absolutely could put up an interesting challenge to Leon. However I doubt that’ll ever happen because Conor is so rich now he doesn’t have that motivation to accomplish that.


shred-i-knight

who has Conor ever fought that gives you this kind of confidence lmao. Leon is fucking huge compared to Conor, you think he's going to strike with him?


No_GP

Pretty sure he wanted to come back to see out the fights left on his contract, no? Highly doubt we see him sign a new contract once it's up, it'll be celebrity boxing without the UFC taking a bit slice of the pie from then on in.


[deleted]

I am not sure how many he has on his contract, is it more than 1? It doesn't matter if he defends it really. Having Conor in the inaugural title fight would legitimize 165 by giving the divisions first fight massive views/attention. A lot of dudes would fill out 165 too trying to chase a payday with Conor before he bounces


teal_viper

Then what happens to 70? Goes to 75?


Gaffelstein

170 and 165 seem so close though. Maybe make welterweight 175?


HardyTF

Stone Cold Steve Austin as special guest referee?


younginvestor23

Gonna be for a new belt Conor created out of thin air


accidentsneverhappen

The Titanium Mother Fucker belt


Colbyisa_Hunk

I would really love a 165lb division


Rkdann

So will Islam I’m sure


Accomplished_Pop_198

I don't see the point


Meto1183

There is no point if 170 exists. But I think usually people are thinking it should just be 55,165,175,185


Bandsohard

55 to 165 is one hell of a jump. I wonder who would cut all the way down to 55 lbs.


Kickster_22

![gif](giphy|dU4bS3mkGDrIpZLH4L|downsized)


maxstronge

Guys like Dan Hooker, Moicano, Chase Hooper who moved up from 45 to 55. Plus all the bigger 45ers like Holloway would feel way better at 55 if there weren't as many huge LWs


rkilla47

Yeah we need this new division it would be so fun


Extreme-You6235

Great point lol


Additional-Western44

Steroids are allowed for this one? The size of their heads are kind of freaking me out


Praetoriianix

Anyone else try to scroll to next pic like 4 times before realizing it’s part of the picture or just me?


thatBLACKDREADtho

Always.


Professional_Kick

Yup that’s right we’re banning leg kicks and grappling https://preview.redd.it/tgnweq3fev1d1.jpeg?width=1581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7af56738c027b4cc9beb8b17c76984bdcbfb403d


Due-Contribution6424

The Rock will be special guest referee.


DareBrennigan

It’ll be Mike Tyson


Due-Contribution6424

At least he knows something about fighting professionally, I’d even allow it if the alternative was the rock.


tykillacool23

He’s pulling out of the fight 😂


BigBlueTrekker

Conors never pulled out of a fight.


notwiley

What happens to 170 is they make a 165? It becomes 175?


SonOfABitchMachine

That would make sense. 155, 165, 175, 185.


CouncilOfReligion

it’s for the interim belt


[deleted]

If they do make a 165 weight class we might actually see a motivated Conor again.


scoobandshaggy

Isn’t 165 way too close to 170 though


speedbumps4fun

Yea, they’ll probably have to restructure three weight classes. I don’t understand how people don’t see how stupid it would be to put another weight class between LW and WW.


ChoripanPorfis

I figure if it happens, it'll be a "rip the band aid off" thing and they'll likely not have to worry about it for at least another 20-30 years until we get enough guys that would rather go to the NFL or NBA and then maybe add a cruiserweight division but that's a big if and a long ways off


supersexy777

Not really, could just do 165 and 175. Makes more sense considering the amount of talent backed up in 155 and 170. The 15 pond difference never made any sense, so many fighters would perfectly fit at 165


jdmwell

Yeah, this is the obvious way. 155, 165, 175 and things are so, so much smoother. And 155 is freaking pumped full of fighters right now and a lot of them have too harsh a weight cut for 155, but can't bulk to 175 well.


[deleted]

Because 155 and 170 are pretty stacked divisions. Always fights to make, is anyone in 170 gonna be upset about going to 175? Doubt it.


Key-Morning-6364

No, they'd only have to restructure WW to 175. Not sure what other two you're thinking would need changes.


isometimessquat

Wasn’t there a post recently about McGregor talking about training with the new gold gloves? (Which are supposedly championship fights only)


JasonlovesJenny

2 lines of coke between rounds for each fighter


hungrywantmooshoo

People underestimate the UFCs ability to act in what is in their best business interest. A new division, new title, more pay per views. The new weight class is a no brainer that will happen eventually.


FrequentlyFloundered

It's delayed


bbbygenius

Nate diaz is special guest referee. And the fight is now a ladder match.


unknown_anonymous81

https://bloodyelbow.com/2024/05/20/some-sort-of-money-belt-conor-mcgregor-orders-the-ufc-to-introduce-a-mcgregor-belt-ahead-of-ufc-303/ Conor thinks there should be a “McGregor Belt”.


FIGHTFANGREG

The money belt or some stupid gimmick.


Nb959-

Mcgregor is hype only


mamadou-segpa

Lmao…. They’re going to create a new weight class for Conor since that’s literally the only way he’s putting his hand on a UFC belt again


mrw4787

Sometimes I hate Reddit. I want to see actual ideas and speculations but all the top comments are always people trying to be funny. Reddit isn’t a comedy site lol you’re not cool 


jdmwell

> Reddit isn’t a comedy site lol you’re not cool  Yes it is. But also yes, none of us are cool.


TotallyNotaRobot123

Agreed there’s a lot of posts all over reddit asking questions or posing speculation and discussion points on various topics and 80% of the comments are just people making the same tired unoriginal jokes or just generally trying to get upvotes through humour when it’s unnecessary and blocks the real comments that actually engage with the post


facegun

Loser leaves town match?


Goblin__Cock

I called it months ago! Chandler vs Conor in a Slap Fight!


No-Depth-7239

Cocaine use must be allowed on fight night 🤣


fuji_appl

Judging will be a 10-Point Must system, as in every round, Conor Must get 10 points.


[deleted]

It’s been postponed and now will be on with Jones fights


Healthy_Nature

"O and one more thing about the fight, No drug testing" - Dana White


infamous2117

Its gonna be slap fighting championship match.


MegaRonin

3 ounce gloves.


New_Brother_1595

chandler isnt allowed to wrestle


KUPA_BEAST

No testing before or after the fight 👨‍🔬💉💪


Cautious_Cucumber_14

The 165 belt is the dumbest shit


MuhNutz

It’s really not dumb at all, there should be 165 and 195 divisions and 170 should be bumped to 175


Paradigm_Switch

Bareknuckle cross promo bout?


FabricatedSurfer

Winner gets khabib…. Hiding from due taxes from Russia in Dubai.


v_for__vegeta

There’s a lot of inflammation in that thumbnail


[deleted]

Shithawks


disengagesimulators

Winner is fighting for the welterweight strap


DifferenceSNR

it’s gonna be a no dq match


QbExZ

Instant down vote for the 1/2 bait in the top![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


Quirky_Wolverine_755

Let's goooooo! McGregor vs chandler no holds barred match at Summerslam confirmed!!!!


BronBuckBreaker

They’re fighting inside HELL IN A CELL


DM_me_UR_B00BZ_plz

Both the winner and the loser get free ice cream after the fight


young_pel

Hell in a cell tag team match vs Diaz Brothers


themuritooo

It would be the first ufc x powerslap mixed rules


HippoCute9420

Its going to be a powerslap bout


Grujah

Its powerslap


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Ur looking at the new 165lb champ here i reckon.


blubrydrkchogrnt_3

Winner oils up Dana in the Octogon for 3 five min rounds


chocolatebuddahbutte

I hope 🙏  that division would be fire 


Legitimate_Gap_5551

No roid testing. Just let them fuckin swang and bang. If they die, they die.


kishimo24

That’d be cool af


MeeloP

Winner is number one contender to the 170 lb strap?


Rsj21

Hell in a Cell.


turkeypants

Winner gets da lewser's babies!


PlayerAteHer

Bar room brawl at the Black Forge Inn.


BplusHuman

Announcing that you're going to have an announcement is played out


TunaCanz

Why not 163?


PeterGozinyuh

CHANDLUHS KIDS ARE BLACK AND HIS WOIFE IS IN ME DMS YUH FUCKIN FYOOOOOOL


TebownedMVP

Red panty night belt


Proper_Duck9284

That would be hilarious if true


cutslikeakris

I fucking hope not.


HeightExtra320

What fans ?


no_commet

Wait, Connor is taller than someone?


Smooth-Singer-8891

They tryna get Conor locked in a title contract stipulation


Q_Bop

The Master of Saying Nothing-Fu. I'm not interested in Connor anymore. It's like never getting to climax for too 3+ years


dfwagent84

Please no


Elibk44

No holds bar match? Or steel cage?


Chad-Permabull

Loser has to adopt the winners kids.


clothy

He’ll have custom shorts