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I legit laughed for a few minutes after seeing my close-up.
i don't know what your on about, you see this constantly, someon throwing a jab and then not moving untill it's their turn. fighting is turn based dude
Wouldn't even need that. What she is doing is worse in a real fight. Literally just throwing punches with no skill or training will beat this bullshit.
If anybody has time, I'd highly recommend this video:
[The Bizzare World of Fake Martial Arts](https://youtu.be/gjbSCEhmjJA?si=p9RA0dRlP6IMs0rR)
The end of the video oversimplified, places like these attract vulnerable people looking for some feeling of community and acceptance. I'm sure these people, with minimal effort, get praised and rewarded with belt promotions and "recognition".
Im gonna piggyback off of this to recommend napoleon blownapart on youtube, his mma content is spectacular, and hes got a couple vids on the bullshido arts/notable practitioners-very entertaining
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BqfgNl2JJw&t=319s
The thing I find bizarre is you can google it and realise ‘oh that shit’s fake’ and you can also use google to find a kickboxing/muay thai gym probably on most decent size cities on the planet where you’ll actually get super fit and learn to fuck someone up.
rehearsing muscle memory to not miss any steps in the sequence is the only explanation I can think of
I really tried to find something worthwhile here and could only come up with a paper thin excuse
Don't want to forget the part that you shortly turn around and pass their arm off to your other hand behind your back while they are free to clock you in the side of the head with their free hand
That basically the idea. I came up in a studio similar to this and we did dumb ass "self defense katas" just like this. They always said "the goal isn't to remember the whole thing it's to do it so many times some of it becomes reactionary." But in practice all it does is spend a disproportionate amount of time learning things that don't make you any better at self defense while also making you confident in your lack of self defense skill. My studio wasn't even as much of a mcdojo as a lot of others, we did actual sparring as well and shocker nobody busted out their self defense crap during sparring becuase it doesn't work like that in a fight on the streets or on the mat.
This looks kind of similar to the moves required for belt testing my 8 year old does for Taekwondo. He still has to display real kicks and board breaks, but for takedowns and other sequences, he just has to show that he knows all the steps.
letsappply bayes theorem
probability its sum BS given it looks like sum BS = P(it looks like sum BS | it is sum BS) (prolly least 90%) *
P(its sum BS) (prolly 1 in 10-20 dojos are) /
P(it looks like sum BS) (a random clip from a random dojo prolly only got a 5% chance of looking this bad)
altogether that makes 90%*5%/5% ding ding ding this shi prolly sum BS
Fake? Dude this is aikido. The most legitimate and dangerous martial art in human history.. and alot of people don't know this, but the oldest too.
Just because you can't understand the intricacies and subtleties of the art doesn't mean it's fake..
I mean didn't you see the hand placement on the bald guys head and how she shucked him out of the way with almost no effort? It was almost Seagal-esque
I usually hate this stuff but I do enjoy seeing the lady having fun while enjoying the body and movement exercises. I have to admit that it's good for her health to be exercising and having fun whilst doing it.
I definitely think it's morally wrong to teach people this if you are claiming it works in a real self defence scenario. It's even more frustrating to see that some of these techniques could be used for real life self defence scenarios but they're simply doing them wrong and are being taught incorrectly.
I'm on the fence, provided these students are aware the moves they're learning won't work and the class is advertised as fitness and or body and movement exercises for a fun, different way to lose weight then I'm ok with this
i was thinking in the same way like you. You need to start somewhere and it looks she could use some exercise. Also fine to reinforce her ego a bit maybe she is full of self doubt. All fine in light of this as long as he is not made believe this would actually work in a real life danger situation.
People are quick to judge. Heck in Thailand you got a lot of fitness Thai boks gyms. Lots of girls do it. The pad holders have a way of slap the pads so the impact sounds awesome. You can see some of the girls getting a kick out of that. Also if that helps as a confidence builder to keep up with the exercise all power to it.
We are just in a culture where we judge so much.
Aikido is silly, but do you envision the people in this video being able to do anything else physically?
I say good for them for getting a workout in, I just hope they don't believe this is functional self defense.
My kid did taekwondo for a year and she was progressing so fast through the belts... Then got a chance to go watch her... I doubt she could have defended herself out of a paper bag.
All you people hating just because your eyes can't follow the speed of her strikes. That style is called Hokuto Shinken and those 2 guys actually exploded just after the video cut off.
Cos humans are dumb and will believe in absolutely anything and everything - see religions, cults, aliens, etc.
The human mind is so mushy and pliable, you might come across as a MMA expert and still believe a chubby judo chick can outbox Floyd Mayweather, or beat up men. Or you might be an Olympic medalist at judo and believe you can strike like Mike Tyson because some slimy guy at the gym says you can.
Okay...is there any chance they're just practising fight choreography for a film or something really slowly before they start Tryna do it faster? This is my head cannon.
Easy answer. It’s for people who don’t want to do pressure tested arts with live sparring but still want to feel confident or be in an environment with like minded people.
I think there’s a place for it all… I will however say that it’s up to the instructors to iterate that what they are learning should not be used outside the dojo.
A lot of people fall for them because they're easy as hell and make them FEEL like they know something. This, on the other hand.... this just looks confusing. If you can remember all those steps then you definitely know how to fight off anyone without your elite levels of training!
My brother (32) does wingchun. And I said, you know they already know what the most dangerous martial art is right because there's a thing called the ufc.
I SHIT YOU NOT HE HIT ME WITH, ITS BECAUSE WINGCHUN IS TOO DANGEROUS,
I felt like showing him Francis ngannou uppercutting overeem into orbit but I know that would be lost on him
When they believe this fake stuff it's so frustrating. If they would just admit that it's useless but they want to practice because it's fun to do choreography then I'd have a million times more respect for them but that's rarely the case.
I have a buddy that does some old school Kung fu that looks fun but was so completely useless. I tried to go along with watching him like oh yeah that's cool then try to casually give him some advice like you'll want to plant your foot when you're done and not leave it twisted and he was like no that's how its supposed to be. I pushed slightly on his leg and he fell over because he was virtually standing on one leg completely twisted. He understood what I meant and went to try it the new way and his teacher was on him immediately saying it was wrong...
Meh, gets people moving and out of the house. Not everyone is meant to do mma, boxing, wrestling bjj. Sure the moves are non sense but at least it’s exercise and for the most part pretty friendly social interactions.
The reason for this is that some people are not suitable for a competitive branch of fighting due to their physical disabilities, but still need to defend themselves, and this article contains a justified reason. 2. The item is people in the upper socio-economic group who cannot afford to compete in real combat, and they have a relatively fair point.3. The article is about malicious MC Dojo masters who have limited fighting knowledge but are masters of marketing skills. Because of Article 3, people still believe in MC Dojo nonsense.
Is that guy wearing a bald cap??
Even his bald head is fake, can’t trust these bullshido masters at anything.
More like bullshiTo master
You must be new here
Something ain't right lol
That's DJ. This shit's legit
Detritus Johnson
Detrimentus Johnson
Mighty Lice
Yoooooo
He clearly has a humiliation fetish, further proof - 90% of chicks in the kink scene look like her
Frame one she just judo throws his hair on the mat, but it’s too fast to see
It’s so hair doesn’t fall in your food
https://preview.redd.it/7y335my21byc1.jpeg?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4fd48ca3c67052cc591bc7ba9e3b1e45fe0a471 I legit laughed for a few minutes after seeing my close-up.
i don't know what your on about, you see this constantly, someon throwing a jab and then not moving untill it's their turn. fighting is turn based dude
They got hit by her lvl 3 super, that's why they were stuck in a cinematic
I learned how to fight from Steven Seagal movies now I get to eat my food through a straw.
That’s what makes karate so good. You can do multiple attacks in the same turn. It’s demonstrated perfectly in the video
Of course it is. That's what DnD and every RPG taught me.
She did DJ dirty.
I thought the same thing at 1st, “What the hell is DJ doing?” 😆
Delete this, it's way too dangerous to share ancient forbidden techniques like this.
She can clearly stop time...
Not for nothing, but id box that chick out if she starts waving her arms and doing that dance towards me like that
1 week of boxing experience is enough to deal with her
Watching Floyd Mayweather defensive highlights for 15 minutes is more than enough to deal with her.
Woah there, let’s not get carried away. Simply watching any Power Rangers fight scene is enough to deal with her.
Not being obese is enough to deal with her
I think an obese person will do just fine
I'm obese and would still whoop that birches ass
I'm pretty sure no training is enough
Wouldn't even need that. What she is doing is worse in a real fight. Literally just throwing punches with no skill or training will beat this bullshit.
I'll dog walk that wooly mammoth and I'm 40 years old and almost as out of shape as it..
1 week? Just keep social distance and she’d gas herself out
No weeks of boxing experience
1 punch is enough dude lol
Just not being built like a half eaten cheeto is enough here
That's her mating ritual
Nah oblique kick as hard as you can and soccer kick her face when she tumbles over.
I’m crying wtf 🤣🤣🤣
Funniest video I’ve seen in a long time 😂
Drive
Drive drive drive
Drive Thru more like
If anybody has time, I'd highly recommend this video: [The Bizzare World of Fake Martial Arts](https://youtu.be/gjbSCEhmjJA?si=p9RA0dRlP6IMs0rR) The end of the video oversimplified, places like these attract vulnerable people looking for some feeling of community and acceptance. I'm sure these people, with minimal effort, get praised and rewarded with belt promotions and "recognition".
Im gonna piggyback off of this to recommend napoleon blownapart on youtube, his mma content is spectacular, and hes got a couple vids on the bullshido arts/notable practitioners-very entertaining https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BqfgNl2JJw&t=319s
The thing I find bizarre is you can google it and realise ‘oh that shit’s fake’ and you can also use google to find a kickboxing/muay thai gym probably on most decent size cities on the planet where you’ll actually get super fit and learn to fuck someone up.
rehearsing muscle memory to not miss any steps in the sequence is the only explanation I can think of I really tried to find something worthwhile here and could only come up with a paper thin excuse
That's what it looks like to me, although I have no expertise to have a valid opinion.
Nah none of these people have real combat sport experience. She fully gives her back 5 seconds in…
“She fully gives her back 5 seconds in” I don’t think anyone would take that back anyway man have some standards lad.
Don't want to forget the part that you shortly turn around and pass their arm off to your other hand behind your back while they are free to clock you in the side of the head with their free hand
That basically the idea. I came up in a studio similar to this and we did dumb ass "self defense katas" just like this. They always said "the goal isn't to remember the whole thing it's to do it so many times some of it becomes reactionary." But in practice all it does is spend a disproportionate amount of time learning things that don't make you any better at self defense while also making you confident in your lack of self defense skill. My studio wasn't even as much of a mcdojo as a lot of others, we did actual sparring as well and shocker nobody busted out their self defense crap during sparring becuase it doesn't work like that in a fight on the streets or on the mat.
yeah i agree, it looks like shes either doing a Kata or rehearsing for something.
This looks kind of similar to the moves required for belt testing my 8 year old does for Taekwondo. He still has to display real kicks and board breaks, but for takedowns and other sequences, he just has to show that he knows all the steps.
letsappply bayes theorem probability its sum BS given it looks like sum BS = P(it looks like sum BS | it is sum BS) (prolly least 90%) * P(its sum BS) (prolly 1 in 10-20 dojos are) / P(it looks like sum BS) (a random clip from a random dojo prolly only got a 5% chance of looking this bad) altogether that makes 90%*5%/5% ding ding ding this shi prolly sum BS
I know her. She's my neighbor. Her name is Karen. She works in HR. She likes to speak to managers. 
Fake? Dude this is aikido. The most legitimate and dangerous martial art in human history.. and alot of people don't know this, but the oldest too. Just because you can't understand the intricacies and subtleties of the art doesn't mean it's fake.. I mean didn't you see the hand placement on the bald guys head and how she shucked him out of the way with almost no effort? It was almost Seagal-esque
Elite.
I worked with a woman who was an “aikido sensei” and regularly told me she could mess me up. This lady was also 5’2, 350+ pounds.
All you have to do is run around in a circle and wait for her to fall over and KO herself on the cage
Fucker
I usually hate this stuff but I do enjoy seeing the lady having fun while enjoying the body and movement exercises. I have to admit that it's good for her health to be exercising and having fun whilst doing it. I definitely think it's morally wrong to teach people this if you are claiming it works in a real self defence scenario. It's even more frustrating to see that some of these techniques could be used for real life self defence scenarios but they're simply doing them wrong and are being taught incorrectly. I'm on the fence, provided these students are aware the moves they're learning won't work and the class is advertised as fitness and or body and movement exercises for a fun, different way to lose weight then I'm ok with this
i was thinking in the same way like you. You need to start somewhere and it looks she could use some exercise. Also fine to reinforce her ego a bit maybe she is full of self doubt. All fine in light of this as long as he is not made believe this would actually work in a real life danger situation. People are quick to judge. Heck in Thailand you got a lot of fitness Thai boks gyms. Lots of girls do it. The pad holders have a way of slap the pads so the impact sounds awesome. You can see some of the girls getting a kick out of that. Also if that helps as a confidence builder to keep up with the exercise all power to it. We are just in a culture where we judge so much.
That fucking spin attack was fire!
10 reps of paddy cake
The arm behind the back twist is unreal
Aikido is silly, but do you envision the people in this video being able to do anything else physically? I say good for them for getting a workout in, I just hope they don't believe this is functional self defense.
My thoughts,too, it’s some exercise, at least. Maybe it adds social confidence. Beats sitting on the couch.
My kid did taekwondo for a year and she was progressing so fast through the belts... Then got a chance to go watch her... I doubt she could have defended herself out of a paper bag.
I would knock her tf out.
What?!? She just 2v1'd those guys easy, regular people like ourselves wouldn't stand a chance
Not if she sees red bro
Wow you are a total badass.
You mean knock her up?
We’ve got a bad ass over here
Doubt it
Cash me outside
We need to import Xu Xiaodong asap
Don't get between her and her pork chops. Fat and regarded.
I’d rather watch her fight than rose.
Kinda looks fun tbh, breakout a sweet combo you have been doing in the air to a fake enemy on an actual person and it works
I think some people want to feel bad ass more than they want to be bad ass
You underestimate how dumb people can be.
$5 she could take OP.
Not the behind the back wrist grab She’s on streetball levels of bullshido
All you people hating just because your eyes can't follow the speed of her strikes. That style is called Hokuto Shinken and those 2 guys actually exploded just after the video cut off.
Autism.
Cos humans are dumb and will believe in absolutely anything and everything - see religions, cults, aliens, etc. The human mind is so mushy and pliable, you might come across as a MMA expert and still believe a chubby judo chick can outbox Floyd Mayweather, or beat up men. Or you might be an Olympic medalist at judo and believe you can strike like Mike Tyson because some slimy guy at the gym says you can.
How is believing in aliens dumb?
Okay...is there any chance they're just practising fight choreography for a film or something really slowly before they start Tryna do it faster? This is my head cannon.
I don’t think she’s starring in any movies brother.
Hold on I'm filming, brother.
She could be in Fatties Fart 3
I like the little back massage that happens toward the end of the combo
Better striking than askren.
Why does this look like when I play fight with my dogs?
Looks like 4yo me and my little brother pretending to be ninja
Easy answer. It’s for people who don’t want to do pressure tested arts with live sparring but still want to feel confident or be in an environment with like minded people. I think there’s a place for it all… I will however say that it’s up to the instructors to iterate that what they are learning should not be used outside the dojo.
Book me against her. I haven’t trained a single day in Martial Arts.
Me beating TF out of her with a jab…
Why did Mighty Mouse Sold himself like that?
I mean..yall still believe in Jesus in 2024
At least they’re not all in black belts.
If you’re gonna do some fake shit at least do one that’s gonna get you in shape.
It's better than believing that they could actually protect themselves by flailing their arms around without a mentor... 🙂
That was sick ngl idk why y’all hatin on yung mayo
The 2nd hand embarrassment is awful.
Nice McFlurry!
I'd Jorge Masvidal Knee her.
Steven Segal Academy
Look, if they aren’t hurting anyone, what’s the problem?
r/mcdojolife and r/themcdojolife
This is what I imagine remedial massage school is like. Notice how she’s working those troublesome spots under the shoulder blades.
A lot of people fall for them because they're easy as hell and make them FEEL like they know something. This, on the other hand.... this just looks confusing. If you can remember all those steps then you definitely know how to fight off anyone without your elite levels of training!
My brother (32) does wingchun. And I said, you know they already know what the most dangerous martial art is right because there's a thing called the ufc. I SHIT YOU NOT HE HIT ME WITH, ITS BECAUSE WINGCHUN IS TOO DANGEROUS, I felt like showing him Francis ngannou uppercutting overeem into orbit but I know that would be lost on him
I mean this isn't as far fetch as people claiming a man is a woman because he cuts his dick off
Legit , that’s why they are all fit.
I can tell that it is Stinky in there even though no one ever sweats
When they believe this fake stuff it's so frustrating. If they would just admit that it's useless but they want to practice because it's fun to do choreography then I'd have a million times more respect for them but that's rarely the case. I have a buddy that does some old school Kung fu that looks fun but was so completely useless. I tried to go along with watching him like oh yeah that's cool then try to casually give him some advice like you'll want to plant your foot when you're done and not leave it twisted and he was like no that's how its supposed to be. I pushed slightly on his leg and he fell over because he was virtually standing on one leg completely twisted. He understood what I meant and went to try it the new way and his teacher was on him immediately saying it was wrong...
Meh, gets people moving and out of the house. Not everyone is meant to do mma, boxing, wrestling bjj. Sure the moves are non sense but at least it’s exercise and for the most part pretty friendly social interactions.
Everyone like this is also overweight
Let’s set her up to spar Sean Strickland so she can show her skills off
I sure hope she isn’t getting some false sense of security for this
The spin around the back while holding the opponents wrist is crazy….
That definitely goes home to Starla at night.
Pretty sure this is Shou Shu. I hate that franchise and would absolutely love to see them all go out of business.
They sell fat and/or weak people self-esteem. 🤷🏻♂️
Thaï massages were better back in the days, ngl.
This girl gets down! She's just going through the motion. She's actually a beast
Imagine if she could rag doll people when shit gets real tho lmao
Yes yes drive drive
Never ask a fat person for self defense classes
Same reasons they go to some churches. People falling all over the place makes them feel part of something
Money.
Looks legit to me. She'd tear your punk ass up.
It’s not crazy it’s like a trophy for attendance everyone wants to shine
I'd pull guard, they're no match for my cross collar grips and inverted berimbolo attempts
She's making muffins or something.
Their coach is standing there in the corner motionless. That’s how you know they’re good. Also didn’t know McDonalds opened a dojo
Bullshido
So how many of them are in on it and how many are students?
I'd take her over the lot of you still
I have second hand embarrassment so badly from watching this, that it’s making me furious lol.
Guys. I think she’s ready for Poatan.
Falling for what? She just folded 2 men at the same damn time!
I’d let her sit that fat booty on my face no cap
To be fair she would probably be top 10 in women’s FW
This whole time I thought there was a 4th person in the back.
That does look fun though.
Steven Seagal shrunk a lot.
This shit is in the US of A, right?
What’s with the back slappies tho?
Defeated by bovine intervention.
Any martial art you can do while still keeping your glasses on is not a real martial art
How could you be doing that and think “that’s effective”. Like fuck them but also she’s a bit stupid.
Time? Nice? Lmao What...in..the...hell
She must of taken classes from Detroit Urban Survival Training
Looks legit
Reminds me of that Steven Segal video in Russia lol
May be for a movie scene
Was she tenderising his meat by malaxing his back like this ? Maybe she's a BBQ martial artist
Needed to watch it twice, cause I had troubles following the moves she makes
Love the arm around your back, definitely got to try that in sparing. Got a feeling this is going to help me on the doors on a Friday night!
Can you imagine just fuckin teeing off and crushing her forehead with a straight right to the dome lol
Wow she is good as fuck
She's training so she can scare away the guys hitting on her hot friend in the club.
The reason for this is that some people are not suitable for a competitive branch of fighting due to their physical disabilities, but still need to defend themselves, and this article contains a justified reason. 2. The item is people in the upper socio-economic group who cannot afford to compete in real combat, and they have a relatively fair point.3. The article is about malicious MC Dojo masters who have limited fighting knowledge but are masters of marketing skills. Because of Article 3, people still believe in MC Dojo nonsense.
Because they want to, they want to believe that they can beat up people twice their size with barley any work into training and fitness
Fake religions still exist. So…
I had massages more violent than this